818 The actor who was raised by my milk

Morning light streamed in through the half-opened windows.

The wind blows the unique coolness after the rain, and you can smell the fresh grass fragrance.

Chi Ming hugged the quilt and turned over on his [-] meter luxurious single bed, revealing a head sleeping like a chicken coop.

The little wind blows the thin sweat on his forehead, making it chilly. He probably felt that the temperature was comfortable in the half-dream and half-awake state, so he turned over again, ruthlessly abandoned the quilt that rolled with him, and lay naked on his upper body with his thighs exposed. Into a word too.

This sleep, the thief JB is comfortable.

At nine o'clock, Chi Ming scratched the bright red mosquito sack on his thigh, opened his eyes for two seconds and closed them for three seconds, then opened them for three seconds and closed them for two seconds... Finally he woke up.

The sky was bright, and the early magpies had already finished their morning meeting, and even skipped three rounds of the square dance.

Chi Ming sat on the bed in a daze for a while before he felt something was wrong.

what time is it?

The phone...is not next to the bed.

He stretched his long legs and walked around the room twice, only to remember that he put his phone in the drawer yesterday.

The poor rectangle lay lifeless in the clutter drawer, not only forgotten, but dead.

The battery is not long-lasting either. Last night I saw that it still had 80% of the battery, and the screen went black when I didn’t move it all night.

Chi Ming poked the phone to charge it, small thoughts flashed in his mind, and finally opened his mind.

He suddenly turned his head to look at the incubator on the table.

It's over, it's over, it's over—

No wonder he slept so comfortably this time. Not only did the phone alarm clock not go off this morning, but it didn't go off last night. From [-]:[-] to [-]:[-] now, his bald man missed three meals in a row!

In order to make up for his mistakes, the negligent old father who blamed himself added all the nutrients when mixing the milk powder, which may have changed the ratio between water and powder, and the finished product was slightly thicker than usual. When I was a little bald, I always felt that it was not as sweet as usual.

Of course, it is also possible that he did not feed on time, which made his son unhappy.

After all, his son has a bad temper, and he can kick him twice in a scene, not to mention forgetting to feed him.

In order to make up for the emotional rift caused by the three meals, Chi Ming took his bald hair with him wherever he went this morning. He even took a noodle bowl for this purpose and put a soft cloth in it. Put the bowl on the sink, and put the bowl on the locker while you're cooking.

It's a bit of a hassle when taking a shower.

The bathroom space is small. He put the bowl on the storage shelf, just stuck between the shampoo and shower gel. After he started washing, he found that the place would splash water. After getting wet, I can only hang down aggrievedly.

And it seemed very unhappy, turned sideways and refused to make eye contact with the old father.

It's over, self-defeating.

At this moment, Chi Ming had just washed halfway, and there was still a layer of soap bubbles hanging on his body, but he didn't pay much attention to it, so he stretched out his index finger and poked the little bald hair's smooth wings, "Hey, don't be angry. , and it wasn't intentional."

The soap bubbles flowed to the fingertips with the movement, and then rubbed against the little bald hair.

The little bald hair visibly shrank his neck and became even more unhappy, so he simply turned around completely, only showing Chi Ming a back view.

Self-defeating x2.

Chi Ming felt that today he was destined to be an old father hated by his son.

In this case……

Then let it be annoying.

The bitter medicine must be drunk in one gulp, not savored bit by bit.

Now that it's wet, why not take this opportunity to wash it, and finish it once if you get angry, don't delay until tomorrow.

So, Chi Old Father Po Can Po Wai Ming washed the foam off his body, and then brought over the bowl of wet little chicks, "Hey, Dad will give you a bath."

Little Bald Mao's movements were slightly stiff, and he turned his head one by one, giving Chi Ming an unbelievable look.

Yes, this cub has not been washed since birth, and the first time is always a little nervous.

Chi Ming is used to bathing in cold water in summer, so now he deliberately turned up the temperature of the water, and adjusted the water flow to half the usual size. body.

"Is it comfortable?"

The little bald man naturally wouldn't answer him.

So the lonely old father squeezed his throat and replied: "Thank you Dad, the water temperature is very suitable."

Then he returned to normal, "Why are you being polite to your father?"

Then he squeezed his throat again, "Dad is the best, I like Dad very much."

"Well, Dad likes you too."

After playing for a while, the old father, who was in a good mood, pulled up the little bald hair's wings, poured water on them and rubbed them lightly. At first, the little bald hair was not used to it, and he had to struggle a little bit. Seeing Chi Ming's appearance, he was also fierce. Not like a chick, but like a kitten with its fur fried.

But soon it got used to taking a bath, and it stopped blowing its fur, and just looked down at the clear water in its own bowl.

Chi Ming tried it with his hands, and felt that the water accumulated in the bowl was a bit cold. He was afraid that it would catch a cold, so he replaced it with a new one, and let it go in again, as if he was soaking in a hot spring.

I took a bath for half an hour, and the process went smoothly, but just as Chi Ming expected, the little bald hair had never been washed before, and he was still resistant to it, so he ignored him during the bath, and even more so after washing. It seems to be sulking, no matter how many angles you hold it, it turns its head away from Chi Ming.

The old father who was ignored had no choice but to stay where it was cool, put the little bald hair back in the incubator, and go to do other things by himself.

He updated a Weibo yesterday. He didn't dare to read the comments at the time, but he just happened to read them today.

Number of comments: 50.

Chi Ming: "..."

It's just that it's okay, after all, Yan Jiu's popularity has been taken advantage of, but Chi Ming really doesn't understand the style of painting in the comment area.

For example, the one with the highest heat——

[A little bird will not be named]: Handsome and unrestrained, Yushu Linfeng is flawless and inclusive of all rivers and colorful call!

With Chi Ming's limited reading comprehension ability, I feel that the comment obviously has nothing to do with the little bald hair in the photo, maybe it's a compliment?But what about those four-character idioms?It's so exaggerated that even the navy can't write it, and there is a phone call at the end, which feels like a forced concave style.

What's even more inexplicable is that there are thousands of replies under this comment.

[Two little birds love to learn]: Awesome, awesome, handsome! ——What if you don’t know how to name it?

[Three Little Birds i]: He is so handsome—I don’t even know how to name her below, but I am fortunate to have the advice of an expert.

[limb little bird y]: You are electricity, you are light, you are the only myth——formation.

[Five Little Birds 00]: Handsome and unrestrained, Yushu Linfeng is flawless +1!Come to me and stop queuing!

[A Feather]: Handsome and unrestrained, Yushu Linfeng is flawless +2!Listen to you, don't line up.

[A chicken paw]: Handsome and unrestrained, Yushu Linfeng is flawless +3!is this okay?I was so nervous playing for the first time

[Six Little Birds to]: Registration is so difficult, what happened?

[Daytime does not understand the darkness of night]: What are you writing about?His Highness Ninth doesn't like this kind of flattery.

[Take me to pretend and take me to fly]: Row ls, why are a group of trumpets running here?

[Quietly]: @天天不知道夜的黑呵...can't mention it.

[Eight little birds q]: What does @take me pretend to take me to fly mean?

[a Handsome and unrestrained Yushu Linfeng]: Flawless and inclusive of all rivers, colorful and colorful, call!Really handsome bomb sky, leading the trend!Guys, is that beggar style?Is it a series with ripped jeans? !

[You guys are just making trouble]: ls, be quiet, and be careful not to be kicked away. @天天不知道夜的黑 advises you to delete it.

[Take me to pretend to be strong and take me to fly]: @You are simply doing things, I will not delete...

……

[Brother Ming's little padded jacket]: Hhhhhh! ls What the hell are you playing? It's so poisonous. Is this the little parrot raised by my father?The eyes are so arrogant!Cute miss day!

[Jiu SAMA's little daughter-in-law]: Is this a parrot?Why no hair?Is eating too much salt?It turns out that Unpalatable Ming not only eats salty desserts for my husband, but also eats more salt for my parrot?

[Jiujiujiujiu=3=]: Hahaha, what a fat birdie! @九SAMA's little daughter-in-law is still young and has no hair, so she shouldn't be hair removal. Then hello, I'm your mother-in-law!

[Jiu SAMA's little daughter-in-law]: @九九呻周=3=? ? ?

[九九周周=3=]: @九SAMA's little daughter-in-law, Jiujiu, my son smashed it!Hurry up and call your wife mother-in-law!

[Jiu SAMA's little daughter-in-law]: @九九呻周=3=Mother-in-law, can you let my husband post a Weibo soon?It's so lonely to rub the building everywhere!

[Big Sweet Pet Supplies Purchasing Agent]: Am I the only one wondering what breed this is?It is not afraid to check the water meter if it is exposed like this. It should be one of the three choices of tiger skin, Xuanfeng and peony, but neither of them looks like it.

……

When he came back to his senses, Chi Ming had already read dozens of pages of comments.

50 comments may seem like a lot, but a rough estimate shows that more than half of them are aimed at Yan Jiu.

Because Yan Jiu doesn't play Weibo, the surge of fans seems to be wandering, wandering wherever there is interest in it.

Of the remaining half, only one-third is aimed at Chiming, and one-third is simply discussing the little bald hair, and in the end there is a painting style similar to "one, two, three little birds". It seems that he went to the wrong set, and he didn't know what he was getting excited about.

Chi Ming picked some more serious comments to reply, and popularized his son's breed, and also said that the baldness is because he is still young, and when he grows up, he will become a real bird version of the parrot brothers like other similar ones.

Posting pets is more topical than posting about yourself. Chi Ming seems to have gotten the correct posture for interacting with fans, and plans to take a picture of the little bald hair and put it on it after it grows hair and becomes small and bald.

The only question is, when exactly will his son grow hair?

The ginger, wolfberry, Polygonum multiflorum powerful hair growth spray bought by a certain treasure was delivered to my home in the afternoon of the next day.

Chi Ming immediately put off the less urgent work at hand and gave his son medicine according to the instructions.

Wipe the skin first, then heat the part that needs hair growth, and finally spray the lotion.

The little bald hair with good temper and bad temper was surprisingly well-behaved today, not only did not struggle, but also took the initiative to spread it when Chi Ming sprayed its wings.

The instructions required five times a day, but Chi Ming was afraid that the medicine would be too strong, so he started with two times a day, and then gradually increased the dose.

I thought that the effect of traditional Chinese medicine was slow, and I always had to use up two bottles to see the effect.

Unexpectedly, in the early morning of the third day, when the alarm clock at six o'clock woke up Chi Ming, he glanced at the incubator as if sleepwalking, and felt that his son was different from before.

The texture has changed.

From the mirror surface to matte, it seems that the pumpkin-flavored crystal glutinous rice balls are covered with a layer of custard powder, which is soft and cute.

Chi Ming squeezed his eyes shut.

Well, not dazzled.

Pretending to be calm, he picked up the little bald hair that was no longer bald, kissed it on the cheek, and couldn't help but post a Weibo——

My son has grown hair!

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