exploded

After talking for a long time, Bo Yijian found that Yu Shengwei hadn't moved since just now.

He stretched out his hand towards the other party: "Why are you still squatting, aren't you tired?"

"Well...not tired."

Yu Shengwei said, grabbed Bo Yijian's hand, and stood up from the ground.

Bo Yijian changed the subject: "I'm going to cook, what do you want to eat tonight?"

Yu Shengwei: "Anything is fine." He added, "I will wash the dishes after eating."

Bo Yijian smiled knowingly.

He walked into the kitchen, took out various ingredients from the refrigerator, and put them on the counter one by one. While preparing, he waved away Yu Shengwei who was leaning against the kitchen door: "Don't look here, you will be smoked by the oil." , I'll call you when it's done."

Yu Sheng ignored Bo Yijian's expulsion, and he had to ask some questions he wanted to ask: "Brother Yijian, just now you said that Dad often goes to volcanoes and glaciers...does he make landscape documentaries?"

Bo Yijian is cracking eggs: "He shoots people and landscapes. But in recent years, he really doesn't shoot people very much. It must be since the year my mother passed away."

pain.

Yu Sheng hummed slightly, and continued to ask, "Does mom like to travel?"

Bo Yijian began to cut the loofah: "Love, when I was young, I always heard my mother sigh and say that she was busy with work and didn't have time to travel with the family."

Empathy.

Yu Shengwei confirmed one more point: "Will Dad come here later?"

Bo Yijian started to prepare the pork ribs: "Probably not, I usually go to his place."

Yu Shengwei: "Where is he?"

Bo Yijian: "My parents' old house."

Yu Shengwei said, "Is that where Brother Jian grew up?"

Bo Yijian: "Yes."

Yu Shengwei wanted to see it very much.

But before going to see it, he confirmed the third point.

nostalgia.

Yu Shengwei knew what he wanted to know. He leaned on the door frame and pondered silently.

Bo Yijian's father is an easy-going person, perhaps open-minded.

His husband and wife have a good relationship, but his wife died young.

He did not remarry.

The death of his wife brought him deep pain, which led to some empathy in his work. He did not move out of his original house after so many years, which proves that he has been missing his wife.

So, what kind of person is Brother Yijian's mother?

This question suddenly entered Yu Shengwei's mind.

But this time, he didn't ask directly, but turned his gaze all the way to the cabinet under the TV.

Bo Yijian didn't find out when Yu Shengwei left the kitchen, but when he finished preparing everything and was about to call someone to the table for dinner, he suddenly found Yu Shengwei sitting in the living room, watching TV.

He glanced at the TV, then stood still.

The TV is playing a video belonging to his mother.

In the eighties and 90s, the young mother was moving at home. She walked through the clumsy sofa, the boxy wooden table, the big red vacuum flask and the big red vegetable lid, facing the TV with a big belly under the wall. The light figure of the woman disappeared into the porch.

Bo Yijian yelled: "Xiao Yu, come over for dinner first. I'll watch after dinner."

Yu Shengwei walked to the dining table and sat down.

Bo Yijian: "Come on, try the dishes I cooked today and see if it suits your taste."

Yu Shengwei answered irrelevantly, pointed to the TV and said, "Brother Yijian, my mother's body is very light, and she walks like she's dancing."

Bo Yijian smiled and said: "Of course, my mother is a professional dancer, and she has been here for many years."

Yu Shengwei: "Does Dad like Mom dancing very much?"

Bo Yijian was startled: "Why do you ask that?"

Yu Shengwei said to himself: "I must like it very much."

Bo Yijian corrected: "My father likes my mother's appearance." He said again, "Come, try my cooking."

Yu Sheng moved his chopsticks slightly.

He picked up the vegetables, took another mouthful of rice, and chewed silently.

Bo Yijian sat at the side, watching Yu Shengwei take a mouthful of rice, a mouthful of vegetables, a mouthful of vegetables, and a mouthful of rice in this cycle, and the dishes that the chopsticks extended to did not change.

At this moment, Bo Yijian's confidence in cooking was hit hard.

He looked at Yu Shengwei for a while, then stretched out his hand, and removed Yu Shengwei's rice bowl.

Yu Shengwei didn't notice.

He picked up the vegetables as usual, ate them into his mouth, then scooped up a piece of rice with chopsticks, and put it in his mouth as well, while biting, he asked, "Brother Yijian..."

What the hell was he thinking? With so much effort, he couldn't even find out that the bowl was gone.

Bo Yijian was convinced, and quietly put the bowl back to Yu Shengwei's place, and said, "What?"

Yu Shengwei: "How did Mom and Dad meet?"

Bo Yijian recalled for a moment: "It seems that my father saw my mother's performance on the stage and fell in love at first sight..."

Yu Shengwei woke up suddenly, and shouted, "I see!"

Bo Yijian: "...you know what?"

Yu Shengwei came back to his senses completely, and he smiled happily at the other party, but he pretended not to answer, "It's nothing, brother Yijian, the food you cooked today is really delicious, and I'll let you taste my cooking skills tomorrow." , how? By the way, when will Dad come back? How long will he stay here?"

...and now it's normal again.

Bo Yijian was not deceived by Yu Shengwei, he said: "It will take another four or five days, it's different to stay for a few days, the Chinese New Year is approaching, it could be half a month or a month."

Yu Shengwei relaxed and chatted with Bo Yijian.

Bo Yijian didn't say anything, he finished his meal normally, watched Yu Shengwei hiding in the bedroom with his mobile phone, and even deliberately covered the door behind him.

Something must be hiding from me.

The children have been asking about my parents all afternoon, and this matter may have something to do with my parents.

He also followed to the balcony and sent a message to his father.

Bo Yijian: "Dad, when will you be back?"

Dad: "?"

Bo Yijian: "It's almost Chinese New Year, let's have a reunion."

Dad: "OK."

Bo Yijian urged: "As soon as possible, I have a surprise for you."

Dad: "What surprise?"

Bo Yijian didn't reply again.

Yu Shengwei was the surprise that Bo Yijian was preparing for his father, and as for the ones that Yu Shengwei was preparing secretly——

He also scratched his heart and lungs, wanting to know.

***

At the beginning of January, the people who are far away have not come back, and the "Film" magazine shot last month is ready to go on the market.

Two days before the launch, the official Weibo of "Film" first released a sideshow video of Bo Yijian and Yu Shengwei on the shooting scene. It was a little video of Bo Yijian and Yu Shengwei eating snacks in the classroom after changing their pajamas. video.

As soon as the video was released, it immediately attracted a lot of reposts and comments.

"What kind of fairy video is this? It's so cute. I'm choking. Teacher Bo is so slippery when eating sunflower seeds. He just throws it into his mouth. When he lowers his head and raises it up again, he spits out the melon seeds."

"Mr. Bo is good or bad, and he said it was delicious, and tempted Yuyu next to him to eat melon seeds with him, but the melon seeds hit his face hahahahahaha."

"My God... the melon seeds that fell on Yuyu's face were taken away by Mr. Bo himself. I want to transform into this melon seeds!"

Although the reposts were highly praised, the managers of the official Weibo did not pay too much attention.

In the past few years, the fan economy has been highly developed, and the new generation of traffic attaches great importance to online word-of-mouth and popularity. Likes and comments are an indicator, and they cannot be completely equated with sales.

They carried out publicity step by step, and delivered goods to online stores and physical newsstands just like in the past. As a result, on the day of the official sale, the online store had just opened for sale, and it was cut off in seconds.

At that time, the staff who were staring at the online store almost thought that Taobao was out of order, and they were about to issue an announcement about the outage. Fortunately, before the announcement, they took a look at the backstage and found out that it was not an outage. Within five seconds, all the stock was sold out!

And this crazy sales volume is not only reflected in the online store.

Within two days, the "Film" magazine was sold out at newsstands all over the place, and they called the magazine headquarters one after another to ask for an increase in quantity. This kind of transfer request was not even once or twice, but every seven or eight days in a row. In just three to five days, the delivery department of "Film" could receive a whole wave of incremental requests. In just ten days, the cooperative printing factory worked overtime, and the final shipment exceeded the usual month by a full double.

As soon as the statistics were calculated, "Film" magazine personally called the agents of Bo Yijian and Yu Shengwei to tell them the good news and thank them.Not to be outdone, the rest of the magazines flocked to the agents of the two, asking for an appointment for a new magazine cover.

Amidst the clamor, January 1th quietly approached.

"Big Lawyer" official Weibo released the last clip.

At the beginning of the film, the gold letters are capitalized:

24 hours countdown.

You and I meet, "Big Lawyer"!

The author has something to say: IF's Completion Series (22)

Title: It's another day for the massacre of magazines, have you negotiated the sales calculation method?

Your complicated mathematical formulas make passers-by like me unable to understand them.

1L:==

The ancients said that we don't worry about scarcity but unevenness, and it is right to be incomprehensible.

2L:==

My sister, I can't understand either. Since they cpf claim that their bowl of water is flat and their palms and backs are full of meat, then divide the total sales by 2, and it's [-]/[-].

3L:==

The more widely recognized algorithm is that byj's actual performance = total sales - ysw's past highest sales of film.

4L:==

>>3L

The algorithm that is widely recognized by fish fans who do not admit that they are fish fans is that ysw actual performance = total sales - byj's past highest sales of film

5L:==

>>4L

There is an advanced version of this algorithm. First, calculate the sales volume of byj film over the years, and then divide it by the average to get ysw actual performance = total sales - average sales volume of byj film in the past

6L:==

>>5L

wdm, byj debuted so early, where did the early sales statistics come from, and he was not traffic in the past, who the hell came up with the rogue algorithm?

7L:==

I heard that someone proposed a relatively new set of visualization algorithms.

Let A/B=number of fans on byj Weibo/number of fans on ysw Weibo

Then byj actual performance = total sales ÷ (A + B) × A

Similarly, ysw performance = total sales ÷ (A + B) × B

8L:==

>>7L

You are already out of date. The algorithm has been improved in many ways. It is believed that too many zombie fans of Zha Lang will affect the statistical results.

Assume A/B=byj studio magazine image forwarding amount/ysw studio magazine image forwarding amount

Then byj actual performance = total sales ÷ (A + B) × A

Similarly, ysw performance = total sales ÷ (A + B) × B

9L:==

>>8L

Alas, this already makes sense, but the rigorous fish sisters think that real money is the last word, so they started an in-depth study from another way of thinking.

Let A/B=byj fund-raising amount/ysw fund-raising amount

Then byj actual performance = total sales ÷ (A + B) × A

Similarly, ysw performance = total sales ÷ (A + B) × B

10L:==

>>9L

Does the byj family raise funds?

11L:==

>>10L

Don't Have

12L:==

>>11L

Wonderful!Wonderful!Know that 0 can only be used as the dividend and not the divisor in division

13L:==

>>11L

Fish sisters, masters of contemporary mathematics!Filin's solo performances are all due to them!

14L:==

>>13L

You are wrong, how can a mint girl throw in the towel.

They devoted themselves to research for several days, and finally announced the latest solution yesterday

The cover tweet is a barrister's seal tweet, and all honors are obtained by the barrister.

Also assume that A/B=byj’s appearance minute in the play/ysw’s appearance minute

Then byj actual performance = total sales ÷ (A + B) × A

Similarly, ysw performance = total sales ÷ (A + B) × B

15L:==

>>14L

Sister Peppermint is knowledgeable and talented!

16L:==

What a silent math competition, the paper is full of gunpowder, the peak duel of top students!

17L:==

>>14L

This algorithm may be a signal of advance rehearsal. Once mature, it can be immediately used in the calculation of barrister's ratings distribution.

18L:==

I am a ruthless applause killer, in the face of this battle, I just want to shout and cheer, fight, fight

19L:==

There is nothing new under the money, the homepage these days makes me feel the long-lost fan warmth.All cpf are paper tigers in front of money.

20L:==

I don't believe it, the two are only fans of the Eight Immortals crossing the sea, each showing their magical powers, and Bo Yu's cpf is only half-and-half? !

21L:==

>>20L

The points of contention between cpf and Weifan are different. What Weifan pinches is the proportion of cooking, but what cpf pinches is another matter.

Let A/B/C=cpf purchases/thin powder purchases/yu powder purchases

Then cpf performance...

22L:==

>>21L

I'm here to answer this question!

Assume that the collection is thin = A, the collection is thin = B, and the collection is = C

Because A contains B and C

Therefore, BC’s performance can be attributed to A

23L:==

>>22L

You are such a domineering general, Bo Yu's sisters must accept you!

24L:==

>>22L

My vulgar brain can only come up with cpf actual performance = total actual performance - byj highest film sales - ysw highest film sales

Unexpectedly, there is such a wonderful solution

25L:==

I have a solution that can satisfy the three parties.

It is known that Bo Fen only has Bo in his eyes, and Yu Fen only has Yu in his eyes.

cpf is at a disadvantage, and they are willing to pay for all blank backgrounds with filters.

Through calculus, we can accurately calculate the area B occupied by Bo on the cover, the area C occupied by Yu on the cover, and the rest A.

Then cpf actual performance = total sales ÷ (A + B + C) × A

Does my algorithm reflect cpf's self-sacrifice, sacrificing the ego, and fulfilling cp's spirit of sacrifice?

26L:==

>>25L

What a self-sacrificing person, cpf should take you as a model

27L:==

>>25L

The world is very good, I have a question of calculus, it is too much

28L:==

>>25L

I also think the idea of ​​self-sacrifice and self-sacrifice you put forward is very advanced. Doesn’t cpf always advertise that they love this one and that one too, and love is selfless?

The collection A is subtracted from the collection B because of love, and the collection C is subtracted from love, so there is nothing.

29L:==

>>28L

The domineering divisor is 0, sister fish, you are here

30L:==

Miserable or only fan miserable, while spending money, at the same time have to suffer the blow of cooking cp sugar

31L:==

It's not easy to create an interesting and funny building, why are you trying to pinch it again...

32L: Lz

Am I the only one holding a pen and doing the calculation seriously according to the formula you gave? !

33L:==

>>32L

……

34L:==

>>32L

……

35L:==

>>32L

Did calculus figure it out?

36L: Lz

God damn calculus!The ghost knows that I have to do math after reading a post! ! !