exploded

Bo Yijian couldn't help but close Weibo, calm down, and ate the already cold breakfast in one go.

After eating, he walked from the dining table to the living room, lay comfortably on the sofa in the living room, continued to turn on his mobile phone, and continued to follow Weibo TAG.

The original marketing account Reuters Weibo, Bo Yijian has almost observed it.

He let it go and stopped watching this one, but continued to scroll down.

At this time, the situation is even more interesting.

Because that picture has already been turned into various emoji packs, which are all kinds of cheap, cute, sweet and ugly emoji packs that Bo Yijian received from his WeChat friends...

For example, the first P-package that Bo Yijian saw was a series of emoticons.

It was retweeted more than 1 times.

This emoticon package was cut into two copies, and the drawing board is still there, still blank.

The sentence added to the first picture is: "The painting is not important, the important thing is the person who teaches painting."

The sentence added to the second picture is: "I have been taught by such a handsome man, I can't draw even worse."

Bo Yijian was happy after watching it.

He looked at his account number, it was a trumpet.

So secretly clicked a like, and commented in my heart.

you are good.

Have a vision.

Good at discovering the truth of things.

He continued to look down, and he was momentarily amazed by the various imaginative P-picture effects.

The number of these P-pictures being forwarded is really quite a lot.

It seems that any picture that is not very funny can be turned to thousands of revolutions.

If there is also a retweeting lottery or something, it feels like [-] retweets are normal.

As a person whose retweets are fixed at a few thousand and who has not used Weibo for a long time, Bo Yijian looked and looked, sighed and sighed again. It is not an exaggeration to say that he has been brainwashed by these emoticons, which are obviously based on the original pictures. It came out on P, but now... in his mind, there are only various emoticons left...

Then he suddenly saw a set of single dog P pictures, also two.

Single dog emoticon package A picture:

The drawing board was dropped by P, and P became a TV set. A line of words was added to the picture, and the words were added to the TV set.

"Look, it's a single dog."

It was the one Gao Yi sent him.

But this time there is also a picture B next to it:

Picture B returned the drawing board to P, but instead of putting it in the original place, it put it next to the TV, and added a line of words on it.

"Don't be too envious, draw a boyfriend for you, and you will be just like us."

Bo Yijian: "..."

He was suddenly pierced by a small arrow, and his smile froze a bit.

He has seen too many pictures mocking single dogs, and he has long since ignored them and will not substitute them at all.

But after the ridicule is over, I have to make up for it...

Depend on.

I don't even have a date yet!

cheap.

too cheap.

Really cheap.

Want to get into the screen to catch the person in the P picture and beat him up!

Bo Yijian couldn't stand it anymore.

He turned off his phone and regained his composure.

He still wanted to make a phone call and complain to Yu Sheng about the sudden injury he had received, but before making the call, Bo Yijian looked at the time.

It was only 08:30 in the morning.

Because of such a trivial matter, it seems not good to disturb Yu Shengwei so early...

He regretfully turned off his phone, thinking to himself:

Better call him later.

***

Bo Yijian turned off the phone.

But the fermentation of the group photos continued, and the main tags of the two on Weibo were all swiped by various emoji group photos.

Then, as Gao Yi predicted, these emoticons with different styles sneaked into the picture collections of many users, and through their chats with others, they carried out secondary fermentation and radiation on different social media.

Many of them may not be fans of Yu Shengwei and Bo Yijian, nor do they know Yu Shengwei and Bo Yijian.

But they still use this "universal map".

It's really red after all...

After turning around, the pictures were scattered into thousands of households, and even transferred to the chat box of the chief director of the "Dreamer" program group.

Chief Director: "???"

He stared at the picture for a few seconds and recognized the two people in the picture.

He called the publicity team: "What's the matter with the photo?"

The publicity team is monitoring the Internet in real time, so of course they have made sure of this kind of thing. In fact, they have collected a wave of fun photos and are preparing to publish them on the official blog and official Weibo before the show airs.

Now the chief director came to ask, and they answered simply, explaining the matter and the enthusiasm in a few words.

After the chief director finished listening, he slapped his thigh, hung up the phone first, and then called Yu Shengwei.

***

When Yu Shengwei received the call, he was rushing home in a nanny car.

He was jet-lagged last night. He woke up early today, filmed a whole day of commercials, and experienced a pick-up incident when he got off the plane. He was obviously taking a special passage, but he was still being followed and filmed by fans. It almost caused a stampede.

In the end, he moved slowly under the protection of bodyguards, and after satisfying some fans' requests for autographs and group photos, the matter calmed down smoothly.

Along the way, his energy has almost dropped to a dangerous level, and the voice of answering the phone was a little weak: "Director, what's the matter?"

The chief director was so excited that he didn't notice Yu Sheng's slightly depressed tone.

He said: "Xiao Yu, Mr. Bo, the flying guest, you are really good! No wonder you insisted on inviting Mr. Bo and decided to persuade him in person. Did you see that photo? Now you are very popular on the Internet. This afternoon, the program team’s phone calls are almost ringing. Everyone is asking when the program you collaborated with will be broadcast. I discussed it with others. The next program will be broadcast on After ten days, it is just enough for us to finish the post-processing. Or else we should strike while the iron is hot, advance the show, quickly cut it and put it on the air in the next episode?"

Yu Shengwei: "..."

He was silent for a moment and did not answer.

The chief director noticed something strange this time: "Xiao Yu, do you have any other ideas?"

Yu Shengwei: "No, I think it's pretty good. If there's a lot of interest, I'll broadcast it as soon as possible. It just stimulates the ratings of the show."

The chief director was satisfied: "We have the same idea, and the matter is settled like this. I will ask them to work overtime, and quickly cut the show."

The phone hangs up.

Yu Shengwei lay flat on the back seat of the chair, and opened Weibo first.

Weibo was running in the background, directly popping up the interface that Yu Shengwei had opened before.

That was a comment on the Reuters map issued by the marketing account.

"Damn it, I'm going to explode this chewing gum!"

"How can it be like this? How can it be like this? How can it be so sweet!"

“在一起啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！九块钱我替你们出了！！！”

Yu Shengwei's finger flicked across the third comment.

Immediately, he closed Weibo.

Open the social software again.

QQ, WeChat, telephone.

All are special settings.

However, special settings were added to all of them, and none of them sounded for a whole day.

Yu Shengwei completely turned off the screen lights.

As soon as his arm was loosened, the phone lightly tapped on his forehead.

No matter how fierce the hype on the Internet is, it is of no use.

Across the network, there is an entire world.

***

The car moved forward.

Half an hour later, the nanny car arrived at its destination, the underground garage of Yu Shengwei's newly bought community.

Yu Sheng, who lay paralyzed all the way in the nanny's car, straightened his back slightly and sat up.

He put on his hat and mask, and then changed his coat, making sure that he would not expose his flaws due to some clues, and then prepared to get out of the car.

At this time, the door of the car was opened by the assistant in the same car.

As usual, the assistant briefly talked about the recent itinerary at the end of the day: "There is nothing to do tomorrow, there is only a half-hour video shooting event, the specific time is up to you. In two days, we will join the "Big Lawyer" The film crew is going to conduct a seven-day reshoot. Other things have been postponed. So Brother Yu can take a good rest these two days."

He couldn't help but add another sentence: "Brother Yu looks quite tired today."

Yu Shengwei replied simply: "The time difference has not been adjusted. You can come and shoot the video after three o'clock in the afternoon. Go back."

After he finished speaking, he stopped staying in the car, walked directly to the elevator, and swiped his card to enter the elevator.

The elevator goes all the way up.

When they reached the first floor, they stopped, the door opened, and a delivery man in uniform walked in.

Yu Sheng, who was originally standing in the middle of the elevator, took two steps back and pressed his hat.

Neither of them spoke.

In the silence, the elevator went up all the way, and soon reached the floor where Yu Shengwei was. Just as Yu Shengwei was about to leave the elevator, the delivery man standing beside him stepped out of the elevator.

Yu Shengwei: "..."

Two households on one floor.

One is him, and the other is Bo Yijian.

He didn't order takeaway, so of course the one who ordered takeaway was——

Yu Sheng's slightly calm and tired heart suddenly beat twice. He changed his previous pace, deliberately walked out of the elevator, and walked slowly to his door, listening to the doorbell behind him. While still slowly raising his thumb, he did not press the fingerprint lock on the door for a long time.

Until the sound of the door opening rang like a light melody.

Bo Yijian's voice came from behind: "Thank you...Xiao Yu?"

Yu Shengwei heard his name.

Relieved, he pulled off his mask, turned his head and said with a smile, "Brother Yijian, what a coincidence."

The delivery man has already entered the elevator at this time.

He didn't care about the two men standing in the corridor.

Man, what is there to care about.

The elevator door was closed coldly, but the lights in the corridor were still warm.

Bo Yijian was extremely surprised.

He checked the time, 10:30, it was quite late.

He asked, "Is your house finished?"

Yu Shengwei's tone was relaxed: "The decoration is complete. It was originally a fine decoration, and it only needs to change the furniture. It won't take much time."

Bo Yijian asked again: "Are you tired?"

Yu Shengwei's heart skipped a beat again, but he continued to remain calm: "It's okay, there's nothing to do today, what's the matter?"

Bo Yijian raised his hand and held up the takeaway that had just arrived: "There are fruits and barbecue. I'm playing games. Do you want to come over and have fun?"

While eating.

While playing games.

Then casually complain about those things on the Internet.

Very normal, very happy.

Bo Yijian gave his arrangement 100 points.

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IF's Completion Series ([-])

Topic: How to evaluate Bo Yijian's status in film history

XX (level 20) landlord

Two of the top three in China, and nominations for the top three abroad

High-grossing commercial films

Award winning literary film

still handsome

The image reported by the media is also a combination of virtue and art

It is estimated that I will be gilded in a drama at the age of 50

get the National Award

So what do you think of Bo Yijian's status in film history?

XX (level 19) lights up (300)

When your girlfriend praises him for being handsome and spends money to call him, you won’t think he’s handsome

XX (level 55) lights up (189)

In general, only retired players have status. Do you want to help him retire early?

XX (level 23) lights up (178)

Praise him [-] times for being handsome, and Bo Yijian won’t be gay with you

XX (level 42) lights up (160)

I bought a Twelve Rubik's Cube IMAX ticket, and I wanted to ask Guo Jia to give him a lifetime ban award when I came back.Play well, don't make movies.

XX (level 30) lights up (155)

No, there is nothing to talk about in this title, you can open a post about Bo Yijian or Yu Sheng Weiying History who has a higher status, so that there will be female fans to chat with

XX (level 28) lights up (154)

My good buddies and I took advantage of the heat and took a photo with the same pose and angle and uploaded it on Weibo. Now relatives and friends are wishing us a happy wedding.

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I heard that the show is going to be broadcast soon, and my membership of the video site this month will be forced to renew by the female ticket

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Don't show affection anytime and anywhere, it's banned

XX (level 22) lights up (146)

Emoji packs discriminate against single dogs, and forums even despise real people, it’s too much, old iron

XX (level 32) lights up (142)

I'm not gay, but I want to wish Bo Yijian and Yu Shengwei a good relationship for a hundred years. This time, the popular name of my girlfriend has changed from husband to marry me to mommy.

XX (level 20) lights up (140)

My girlfriend is Yusheng Weifen, I don’t panic now, I’m more stable

XX (level 61) lights up (138)

There are so many pages, and there is not a single person who talks about film history.

XX (level 8) lights up (135)

I don't know the current status, if I really marry Yu Shengwei, it will definitely spread gay history

XX (level 19) lights up (130)

This building is full of GAY

XX (level 25) lights up (127)

Veteran powerful team Bo Yijian played a friendly match with Yu Shengwei, a silly rookie who bought superstars like crazy.

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>>@XX (level 25) lights up (127)

According to the principle of pretending to be aggressive, the Bo Yijian team, which has a poor record and a brilliant record in the past, will inevitably have a lot of well-known and unknown "30-year honey".

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>>@XX (level 25) lights up (127)

Nothing is more important than your face.

XX (level 11) lights up (99)

Talking about two men, you guys are still talking so vigorously...

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Thinking about it from another angle, their being gay is the strongest signing for our team