exploded

A white cat fell from the sky.

Yu Shengwei only felt a heaviness in his chest, subconsciously looked down, and saw that a ball of soft snow had nestled on his chest, trembling.

White Cat: "Meow... Meow... Meow!"

Its voice was high-pitched, thin, and quivering.

It seems to be in tears, crying about some super villain, super poor...

Bo Yijian and Yu Shengwei were not the first two to come out.Before them, Ren Xin and Tang Yang had already appeared with their animals.

Now, they stood in the middle of the square, seeing this scene clearly in their eyes.

Tang Yang was the first to laugh out loud.

A vague smile also appeared on Ren Xin's face.

The surrounding program crew, director, filming crew, staff, and the crowd in the distance all laughed one after another, and the atmosphere in the park suddenly became cheerful.

The only person who is not very happy is probably Bo Yijian himself.

Bo Yijian didn't smile, he looked at this scene with indistinct expression, then he suddenly squatted down.

He waved to the husky next to Yu Shengwei's feet, and said "Wow".

Hutch, who was squatting, raised his ears, turned his head suddenly, and looked at Bo Yijian with piercing eyes.

One person and one dog looked at each other patiently.

Suddenly, Hutches narrowed his eyes, grinned, stuck out his tongue and wagged his tail, spread his paws, and happily ran to Bo Yijian's side, rubbing against him.

Confirmed the eyes, you are the right person, Wang!

Bo Yijian calmed down, hugged the dog's neck, kissed him, then raised his head, and smiled at Yu Sheng with a profound meaning.

You seduce my pussy.

I seduce your dog.

This is fun~

***

Small episodes don't take up too much time.

When Bo Yijian and Yu Shengwei took the cat and dog to the center of the square, the last two remaining glass doors finally opened.

The scholar is holding the goose, and the fat man is holding the bird.

Their faces were sluggish, their faces gray and black, as if they had been seriously violated and violated in this short period of time...

Bo Yijian and the others looked sideways.

Ren Xin's concern is always concise and to the point: "Are you okay?"

The fat man and the two shook their heads resolutely, defending their choice.

It's a man, no matter what!

"Everyone brought the pets out of the glass room." The voice of the director team rang again, "Same as the rules of cooking, this time the dressing time is also 10 minutes, and the selection results are still based on the number of likes on Weibo Confirm that all drawn items must be used on pets. Now, the dressing up begins!"

This time, the program team did not arrange any props in the square.

But the three groups had a tacit understanding, each occupying a corner of the square, forming an isosceles triangle that defended each other without interfering with each other.

The location that Bo Yijian and Yu Shengwei were looking for happened to have two trees.

One blocked the view of Ren Xin's group, and the other blocked the view of Ma Weiwei's group.

They sorted out the nine things on hand again.

Belly circumference, lipstick, gold chain, fan, headphone cable, hanger...

Coat hanger?

Bo Yijian picked up this thing.

He looked at the thin iron wires on the hanger and the rough handwork, and he was very puzzled: "How to arrange this thing on the pet's body? Could it be..."

He took the hanger and compared it to the cat, as if he wanted to put the cat in it.

White cat: "Meow! Meow meow!!! Meow——"

Yu Shengwei felt that his clothes were being pulled tighter and tighter, and the cat in his arms even wanted to peel off his clothes and sneak in. He was a little bit dumbfounded: "Brother Yijian, don't bully the cat."

Bo Yijian: "Where do I have it? I don't."

He denied it outright, patted Husky on the head, and immediately threw the hanger away.

Husky: "Wang—"

Before the sound fell, the husky rushed out in a whirlwind, and the gray-white figure was like a flash of lightning. After sprinting back and forth, he returned to Bo Yijian with the clothes hanger in his mouth.

Bo Yijian gave Husky a thumbs up: "Great!"

He continued to look at the rest.

A wooden board that looks a bit worn out, a jar of paper-made stars, a sewing box with a few rags in addition to the needles.

All nine items are here.

Faced with nine objects and two pets, Bo Yijian fell into deep thought...

5 minutes passed in silence.

Bo Yijian rested his elbows on his knees, raised his arms, and spread his palms upwards.

He buried his face deeply in his hands.

Frustrated, he covered his face.

Yu Sheng was startled slightly: "What's wrong?"

Bo Yijian let out a long sigh: "It's nothing, I just found that no matter how I design it, it will become very stupid, stupid, and funny."

Yu Sheng was slightly relieved, and he began to think about how to comfort him: "This..."

But the next moment, Bo Yijian withdrew his hand and raised his head.

The amusedness and collapse brought by imagination only existed in his mind for a short 1 minute.

When he faced Yu Shengwei again, he was already calm and had a clearer mind.

"But being funny is also a style, and it's a very distinctive style. The funny style of cute pets can attract the audience's attention in the first place... The more things, the more funny, but the more things, definitely The easier it is to collide with funny collocations."

He smiled confidently at Yu Sheng:

"The winner this time is definitely us."

After finishing speaking, Bo Yijian lowered his head and gestured at the cat and dog with various objects.

The wide belly was the first thing he picked up.

He compared the husky with his belly circumference, and it seemed just right.

But this normal dress has no funny effect at all.

So he decisively changed the direction, brought the belly circumference to the white cat, imagined that the white cat was surrounded by the belly circumference, and finally wrapped into a cat bag.

Ok……

Interesting.

He was not in a hurry to experiment, temporarily put down his girth, and went to get new things.

At this time, Yu Shengwei's voice sounded: "Brother Yijian, you are very confident..."

Bo Yijian picked up the fan in his hand, and without looking up, he replied directly: "Of course."

Bo Yijian took the lipstick again.

The fan can be inserted in the cat bag, and the lipstick can be used to put makeup on the husky.Do you want to draw two groups of hot blush on the husky, or a pair of flaming red lips?

"Brother Yijian," Yu Shengwei said, "You and I think a little differently."

Bo Yijian joked: "Illusions are shattered?" He straightened up and comforted him, "Don't be afraid, illusions are meant to be shattered."

"That's not true." Yu Sheng smiled slightly, "I think..."

"You are very close to people like this."

The breeze blew the leaves, the sun sprinkled gold spots, and the thin ears were a little itchy.

***

After a simple conversation, they officially began to dress up the pets.

Bo Yijian and Yu Shengwei cooperate with each other, Yu Shengwei comforts the cat, and Bo Yijian starts to dress up the cat.

Bo Yijian took out the girdle first.

A wide belly is like a sack to a white cat.

Bo Yijian wrapped the white cat around his belly, wrapped it around once, and wrapped it around again.

The white cat's tail and paws were entangled one by one, but in the blink of an eye, the belly turned into a cat bag, wrapping the cat's entire body into a ball.

Bo Yijian looked left and right, and felt cute, although cute, but there seemed to be something missing.

So he searched among the piles of objects, took out the fan, unfolded it, and put it in the bag behind the cat's neck. There were three words on the fan:

I'm super fierce!

Ok……

Bo Yijian looked left and right, moved his hand again, and poked the cat.

The wrapped cat is like a pendulum with a cat's head, weak, pitiful, and helpless.It is in sharp contrast with the fan behind it.

The shape is pretty good.

Satisfied for the time being.

He put the white cat aside and turned to deal with the husky.

Huskies are different from white cats. From just now, this big gray and white dog has been following him step by step, which is very affectionate.

Bo Yijian didn't let Yu Sheng take control like he did with the white cat.

He patted the grass in front of him, and the husky sat down with his tongue out.

He patted Husky on the head again, and Husky leaned over to lick his palm more affectionately.

Really well-behaved.

Bo Yijian was very satisfied, he picked up the lipstick and prepared the husky makeup.

During the time just now, he had already discussed the appearance of two pets with Yu Shengwei.A cat is a cat bag, and with a husky, it's more complicated.

You need to use lipstick to paint the face of the husky, and then use stars and rags to weave a bunch of hair on the back of the husky’s neck to weave a dreadlock hairstyle; then the earphone cable, which is wound around the husky’s neck, and the two earphones are Put it into the husky's ear, tie a knot at the lower end of the thread, and hang a new shape of thin iron wire and a wooden sign wrapped in the thin iron wire...

In this way, it is the exaggerated hip-hop style that the two discussed.

Makeup is the most important thing.

Bo Yijian opened the lipstick first.

Just as he was about to change the blush on the left side of the husky, the husky shook his head violently to the right; then he changed the blush on the right side of the husky, and the husky turned his head violently to the left again.

Bo Yijian paused for a moment, gave up the blush on both sides, and was going to give the husky a charming red lip, but the husky's head had already turned into a phantom rattle.

Bo Yijian: "..."

He silently watched the husky shaking his head wildly for a while, then suddenly reached out and held the husky's head firmly.

Huskies: "Wow - woo woo woo~"

Bo Yijian: "Be good, sit still."

Huskies seemed to understand.

It sat obediently, changed from shaking its head to slapping its tail, and it slapped the grass clippings on the ground, and danced happily.

Bo Yijian took out the lipstick again.

He drew a circle on the husky's left cheek, and another circle on the husky's right cheek.

After finishing painting the two blobs of blush, Bo Yijian stepped back and was about to appreciate it when the husky sitting on the ground suddenly moved.

It jumped forward suddenly, threw itself into Bo Yijian's arms, put its two claws up, resting on Bo Yijian's shoulders, its body stood upright, its big mouth was already in front of Bo Yijian!

The husky was too heavy, and Bo Yijian was thrown to the ground, he hurriedly shouted: "Wait—"

Too late.

The dog's face first moved closer to Yijian's face, left side, right side, and lipstick was sticking to both cheeks of Bo Yijian.

This was just the beginning, and then, the dog's tongue came up again, still left and right, licking all of its saliva on Bo Yijian's face.

Yu Shengwei: "..."

Yu Shengwei stared dumbfounded for a while, then came to his senses, and quickly stepped forward to hug Erha who was still clinging to Bo Yijian crazily.

He said, "Brother Yijian, are you alright?"

Halfway through the conversation, he saw Bo Yijian's appearance clearly, paused for a while, and his expression became very strange.

Bo Yijian got up from the ground.

He wiped his face with his hand, bloody in one hand.

You don't need to think about it to know what your face looks like at the moment.

He glanced at Yu Shengwei's expression, and said helplessly, "Laugh if you want to laugh..."

Yu Shengwei immediately burst into laughter: "Hahahahahaha!"

Bo Yijian put on a stern face: "It's good to have a good smile, and there's a camera."

Yu Shengwei: "Hahaha, cough cough... Hahaha, I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

Yu Sheng stopped laughing slightly.

Bo Yijian was also about to raise his hand to wipe his face.

Yu Shengwei quickly said: "Wait, brother Yijian, don't move!"

He said a word, turned around and ran, trotting all the way to the location of the program group, and borrowed a makeup remover cotton from the young lady in the service department.

Then he returned to Bo Yijian's side, took a cleansing cotton pad, and gently wiped Bo Yijian's face.

The two got a little closer.

The force exerted on the face was soft and gentle, just like the breathing of the other party, soft and long.

Following Yu Shengwei's strength, Bo Yijian turned his head slightly, while waiting, while he was idle, looking at Yu Shengwei's cheek.

Not to mention the facial features, they must be perfect.

The skin is also very good, the blemishes are almost invisible, the foundation is good, and the work and rest should be quite healthy.

Bo Yijian waited for a while, feeling that the makeup remover cotton was getting lighter and lighter on his face, and finally stopped, and did not move for a while, and Yu Shengwei, who was holding the makeup remover cotton, was also staring at him in a daze.

He was a little puzzled: "Hasn't healed yet? So hard to wipe?"

Yu Shengwei woke up suddenly, his heart skipped a beat, and he quickly said, "...It's almost ready. I'm researching how to apply blush for brother Yi Jian."

Bo Yijian was suddenly shocked, as if he was meeting Yu Shengwei for the first time: "Do you think I'm a dick?"

Yu Sheng smiled and said, "No, I just think it's so cute."

As he spoke, he wiped it a couple of times, and finally wiped off the excess blush on Bo Yijian's face.

After all this tossing, the time left for the two of them is running out.

Bo Yijian saw the fighting power of huskies and decided to fight in a different way.

He waved to Huskies first.

Realizing that he had caused trouble, the husky was lying on the side at the moment, his ears drooping, and he looked sleepy and lost.

Bo Yijian's shout made one of his ears perk up.

When it turned its face again and confirmed that Bo Yijian was really calling him, it gave a "owwow", slapped its legs, and rushed to Bo Yijian's side in the blink of an eye.

This is the time!

Bo Yijian and Yu Shengwei acted immediately.

Bo Yijian held down the husky's two front legs, supported the husky to stand up, and waited for the husky to stand upright with two steps, and then handed the husky to Yu Shengwei behind him.

Husky's body was wide open, his breasts were exposed, and he looked defenseless, and he even stood up to shake his tail:

"Ow?"

Bo Yijian has already prepared everything.

He rubbed the husky's head: "Return skin? I'll let you know right away!"

Cameras surround the entire site, faithfully recording everything in the square from top to bottom, left to right.The members of the director's team sat on chairs, watching all this with relish.

The chief director said to the assistant director next to him, "Do you think that Xiao Yu and Teacher Bo are together, there are quite a lot of sparks?"

Assistant director: "There are quite a lot of them, and it's quite touching."

The chief director only said this, and he changed the subject: "Is it almost time?"

Assistant Director: "29 points."

The chief director said, "Okay, it's time—"

***

When the time is up, everyone stops.

The director team came up with a camera and took pictures of several people's pets again.

The camera order still starts from Ma Weiwei's group.

In the fat group, there is a bird, a goose, and three items.

Now, the black stockings are wrapped layer by layer on the bird's body, and as a hat, it is safely worn on the goose's head.

In addition, the headwear of "Bi Sheng" has changed into a red scarf, which is hung on the neck of the goose, and the blooming chrysanthemum is placed next to the bird hat.

Now, these two birds seem to be tossed hard, their expressions are very unified, and they both look at the camera with a loveless look, which looks really strange and funny.

But Fatty and Xiucai didn't seem to be very satisfied with this.

They are discussing with the director team: "Can we be more flexible?"

Director group: "What does it mean to be more flexible?"

Two people: "In addition to wearing these decorations on animals, they can also be worn on us."

Director group: "Do you want to be models in a beauty pageant?"

The two said, "That's right, our models must be more cute and obedient than pets."

Director team: "No."

Two people: "..."

No, you still tell us so much!

Not to mention how downcast Fatty and Xiucai are, the camera has moved to Ren Xin's group.

The animals chosen by Ren Xin are rabbits and sheep.

This kind of docile animal is best dressed up, but the luck of Ren Xin's team is not very good, the things they draw are a bit confusing, either water glasses or scissors, and there are even three sets of kitchen seasoning jars, which makes people suspect that Tang Yang is There is no special buff.

In the end, I had to hang them on the sheep and rabbits one by one, which is very interesting.

Finally it was Bo Yijian's turn.

When the camera turned to Bo Yijian's group, Bo Yijian was dancing with huskies.

Erha, who is always full of energy, is too escaping. After staying alone for 2 minutes, he is ready to move and run.

In order to avoid any accidents at the last moment, Bo Yijian had no choice but to lift the husky and swing it back and forth slowly.

Let its two hanging hind legs draw a circle from time to time...

"Crack!"

A shutter sounded.

The squinting husky's ears perked up.

"Crack!"

Another shutter click.

The husky with pricked ears stepped on the bicycle, and the whole dog jumped up, rushed into Bo Yijian's arms, hugged him tightly, hid the dog's head on Bo Yijian's neck, and looked around vigilantly.

Whether it's the photographer or the guests, everyone who saw this scene burst out laughing: "Hahahahaha——"

Bo Yijian pressed the husky's back with one hand, and turned to stare at the dog.

Staring and staring, he laughed himself: "Where did you find this dog, a natural actor..."

Director's team: "I don't know, I found it uniformly. Write down this dog, and look for it next time."

All photos were uploaded to Weibo.

After 5 minutes, the result came out.

Bo Yijian and Yu Shengwei are still number one.

Fatty and Xiucai finished second.

Ren Xin and Tang Yang returned to third place.

The guests didn't care much about the result, they were laughing and laughing.

At this time, a gleam of golden light burst out from the blue sky.

The golden light casts from the sky to the sea, causing orange waves to appear in the sea.

The director group waved their hands and announced to the crowd: "This is the end of today's project. Put your pets back to their original places first, and then move around freely. You can go shopping in Eze or go back to the boat. We will gather tomorrow .Don’t forget that the camera still follows everyone.”

After the announcement, there were not many changes on the scene.

Everyone still does what they should do, but they have become a little looser than before.

The guests hugged those pets and took them down in whatever way they dressed up.

One of Bo Yijian and Yu Shengwei was in charge of the dog, and the other was in charge of the cat.

The cat's body was easy to deal with, and Yu Shengwei removed it all.

He casually chatted: "Brother Yijian, what animal do you like?"

Bo Yijian: "Dog."

Yu Shengwei: "Don't you like cats?"

Bo Yijian corrected: "The cat doesn't like me."

After saying this, the people beside him suddenly fell silent.

Bo Yijian suddenly muttered: ... Is this sentence so cold?

He glanced to the side inadvertently, and saw Yu Sheng who was standing beside him slightly raised his hand and pressed the white cat that was still curled up on his chest, with a hesitant expression on his face.

But the hesitation was only for a moment.

Before Bo Yijian could react, Yu Shengwei had already adjusted the position of the white cat on his chest, letting it lie directly in front of his heart.

Immediately, he took a step forward, straddled the distance between the two of them, and opened his arms.

The warm arm was attached to the back of the thin hand.

The soft plush body leans against the gradually thin chest.

Both touched Bo Yijian's body lightly, and then retracted.

Bo Yijian saw Yu Shengwei's face, it was full of smiles and cunning:

"No, cats like you too."

"Look, it hugged you."