[Comprehensive martial arts] The leader of the beggar gang is a soft girl

The horse's hoof splashed dust, and Guo Jiuqu jumped off the horse, feeling that his nose was blocked by the wind and sand, and he couldn't smell the smell of vinegar.Within three days, she, Lu Xiaofeng, and Chu Liuxiang rushed to Shanxi, leisurely found a restaurant, and was about to go in for a meal, when they were surrounded by people.

Emei, Wudang, Shaolin, and the famous sects in Jianghu were all present, and they all glared at Chu Liuxiang.

Murderous intent rose in the air, and a leaf swayed on the branch, as if it didn't dare to fall.

A woman dressed as an aunt shouted coquettishly: "Chu Liuxiang! Hand over the treasure map!"

"Treasure map?" Chu Liuxiang smiled inexplicably, "What treasure map?"

The woman said again: "The painting that you stole from Huo Xiu is the treasure map!"

As if he had heard something extremely funny, Guo Jiuqu laughed out. The laughter with internal strength was like the wind and sand in the desert whistling in everyone's ears.

She said loudly: "Chu Liuxiang is the same as us. He just arrived in Shanxi today. How did he steal Huo Xiu's treasure map?"

A young man with a sword said: "No one knows that Chu Xiang is handsome in lightness kungfu and martial arts. I'm afraid it's not difficult to get rid of you and steal a painting."

Guo Jiuqu laughed again, she really heard something funny, she said: "Do you know who I am?"

The man smiled contemptuously, "Why should I know who you are?"

Guo Jiuqu raised his eyebrows and said, "I am Guo Jiuqu, a disciple of the Beggar Clan."

"Guo Jiuqu!" There was an exclamation, and someone said in surprise: "Guo Jiuqu, who stole the king from Qianli Opera!"

Guo Jiuqu nodded and said: "And the four eyebrows beside me are Lu Xiaofeng, even if Chu Xiangshuai has amazing lightness skills, do you think he can get rid of the two of us?"

Another person said: "How do you know that you are not in collusion! Who else can steal paintings without making a sound under the eyes of everyone except Chu Liuxiang!"

Guo Jiuqu muttered: "There is also Sikong Zhaixing."

Lu Xiaofeng laughed beside her and said, "But monkey spirits have never been so high-profile in stealing things."

Guo Jiuqu smiled and said loudly: "Then what do you think?"

"Naturally let you hand over the treasure map!"

Guo Jiuqu swung the long sword away, and after he slapped it, he smiled leisurely and said, "Chu Xiangshuai is well-known all over the world, why do these people think you will not keep the agreed time?"

Chu Liuxiang also smiled: "I'm just glad that my friends seem to believe me, they didn't even arrive."

Guo Jiuqu's smile deepened, "They may believe you, or they may not be ashamed. In short, their disciples are all here."

Lu Xiaofeng rolled his eyes and smiled like a fox, "Let's run away."

"agree."

They both smiled at each other, and the three of them flew at the same time, Guo Jiuqu was the most arrogant, because she drank a sip of wine in the air, turned around to look at them and left with a big smile.

People here don't actually need to think about which one to chase, because no matter which one, they can't catch up.

But if everyone had self-knowledge, there wouldn't be so many deaths in the world.

So they divided into three parties and chased in three directions.

Both Chu Liuxiang and Lu Xiaofeng wanted to be closer to Guo Jiuqu, maybe they were the ones who couldn't bear her, but what was certain was that they couldn't bear her wine even more.

but--

Guo Jiuqu's lightness kung fu flew too high, and when she was flying away quickly, she flew up to the clouds, shoulder to shoulder with her red arrow hovering in the air.

Now Lu Xiaofeng knew why Sikong Zhaixing couldn't get rid of Guo Jiuqu. This kind of lightness kung fu that could directly climb mountains was too terrifying, so he had no choice but to separate again.

The disciples of the various sects lost track of each other not long after, and they didn't think about looking for Chu Liuxiang, because Chu Xiang's handsome disguise was also a must.They were going to find Guo Jiuqu, because such a sassy beauty was so eye-catching, as long as they saw the neat attire and the jade stick and golden pot, they would know it was her.

There were also people looking for Lu Xiaofeng, not many had four eyebrows, and Lu Xiaofeng would always go to one place.

But after a few days, they couldn't find any of them, so they went to the beggar gang, which is the best at finding people.

As a result, every beggar gang, even the beggars without a cloth bag, said that they would not disclose Guo Jiuqu's whereabouts, nor did they know where she was.And to find Lu Xiaofeng's whereabouts, they must first help them find out where Guo Jiuqu is.

"Hahaha!" Guo Jiuqu laughed so hard that he couldn't breathe. He covered his mouth to stop laughing, but the laughter came out through his fingers again.She gave up, watching the two people in front of her laughing and rolling forward and backward.

In front of her were two girls, one not so beautiful, but barely delicate, waving a folding fan calmly.The other girl seemed very shy, covering her face with a handkerchief between her hands, so she could only see her eyebrows clearly.

As a girl, she is too tough, and her figure is also wider.

Because he is not a girl!

Lu Xiaofeng rolled his eyes, gave up and put down the corner of the handkerchief, pinched his orchid fingers and said, "Stop laughing."

"Hahahahaha! Hahaha...hahahahahaha!"

Guo Jiuqu's laughter became louder and louder, and tears welled up from the corners of his eyes.

Suddenly there was a knock on the door, and a woman's voice came: "Benefactor, what happened?"

Guo Jiuqu wiped away his tears, breathless, "Ha...it's okay, we're telling a joke."

The woman outside the door responded, hesitated again, then turned and walked away.

It wasn't until the footsteps stopped that Guo Jiuqu let out another snort, and said, "Who would have thought that Lu Xiaofeng and Chu Liuxiang would disguise themselves as women and hide in a dilapidated nunnery!"

Lu Xiaofeng got into the role very deeply, he casually put on a coquettish expression, and said in a coquettish voice: "I'm afraid of trouble."

"No, I can't take it anymore." Guo Jiuqu sat cross-legged and waved his hands begging for mercy, "Can you speak in your own voice?"

The corner of Lu Xiaofeng's mouth turned down, and he said expressionlessly: "Don't you think it's even more strange for me to talk like this?"

"Hahahahahahahahahahahaha, it's even more strange! Hahaha!"

Guo Jiuqu laughed so hard that he fell down on the couch, hugging his stomach and kicking his legs.

Lu Xiaofeng gave Chu Liuxiang a white look, "Why do you disguise yourself, and you don't help me."

Chu Liuxiang shook her fan and laughed, "Don't you think it's not bad to see Jiuqu?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "That's true." He stroked his mustache and said leisurely, "Jiuqu's legs are the most beautiful I've ever seen."

Chu Liuxiang smiled and said, "It's also the most beautiful I've ever seen."

Just as Guo Jiuqu was about to feel shy, he saw Lu Xiaofeng stroking his beard, laughing again.

won't you stop me

【No, your smile fits your personality right now. 】

No, I can't stop if you don't stop me.

[Okay then, release a random task: verify the authenticity of the treasure map. 】

Let me laugh a little longer.

Guo Jiuqu suddenly stopped laughing because she heard footsteps.No one in this nunnery knows martial arts, and the footsteps are obviously those of martial arts practitioners, a little far away, calm and slow, as if they don't care that they can run.

The world only knows that Guo Jiuqu is good at lightness kung fu, they don't know Guo Jiuqu yet.But they knew the other two people, no one could underestimate Lu Xiaofeng, and no one could underestimate Chu Liuxiang, let alone these two people in the same room.

Guo Jiuqu would be afraid, but she shouldn't and can't.

So she had a smile in her eyes, full of enthusiasm and wantonness.

She twirled the dog-beating stick to ease her tension, but her voice was still calm, "Which of us has been exposed?"

Seeing the two of them staring at him, Guo Jiuqu froze for a moment, "Me?!"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "You don't know how conspicuous your body is? You refuse to change your clothes."

change clothes?The stingy stuff of the system doesn't give fashion, so the whiteboard number is afraid of hanging up.

Guo Jiuqu slandered in his heart, and said with a smile: "My clothes are similar to your beard."

As the footsteps approached, Guo Jiuqu suddenly smelled a foul smell, like men's socks stuffed in sneakers for days, a sour smell comparable to biochemical weapons.It was a scent that could only be smelled if you got close to it, but Guo Jiuqu's sense of smell was so good now that her eyebrows were tightly knit together, and she wanted to run away immediately.

Then the door was pushed open, and Guo Jiuqu saw a tough guy, a big guy with extremely disheveled clothes and hair.

She swears that this man is the most beggar-like beggar she has ever seen here!

There was wind blowing in from behind him, bringing the smell with it.This made Guo Jiuqu, who wanted to ask about the Beggar Gang, jump up quickly, and even used Misty Rain to walk to the other side of the room.

But that smell...

Guo Jiuqu retched holding a potted flower.

"Why do you throw up as soon as you see me?" The big man said puzzled, "You are Guo Jiuqu."

As he spoke, he took a few steps forward, even Lu Xiaofeng jumped away from him.

Chu Liuxiang shook his head and smiled, and pressed the handle of his fan against the big man, "Hu Tiehua."

Hu Tiehua looked at him for a long time, then suddenly laughed, that smile was like a brat who found a new toy, and he said loudly: "Old bug!"

Chu Liuxiang nodded and said, "How long has it been since you took a shower and changed your clothes?"

Hu Tiehua chuckled, "Since Guo Jiuqu's wine became famous, didn't I want to taste her wine, and I have been busy looking for her."

Chu Liuxiang said: "Even my bad nose can smell your stink, is it really only a few months?"

Hu Tiehua raised his eyebrows, as if he was talking about something to be proud of, "At least half a year, less than a year is just a few months!"

Guo Jiuqu's eyes were originally big, but the narrow and long sharp eyes were now rounded, and he said in disbelief, "Why are you still so proud?! It stinks!"

Hu Tiehua raised his hand and sniffed it, and said with a big laugh, "It's smelly, it smells like a man! Let me taste your wine." As he said that, he walked towards Guo Jiuqu again.

Chu Liuxiang stopped him with a sigh, "Jiuqu has a very good sense of smell, don't let her faint."

Hu Tiehua was a little embarrassed, and then suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and looked at Guo Jiuqu with bright eyes, "Then just throw your flagon over, and I won't run away with it."

Guo Jiuqu got used to it a little bit, what a fart!Comparable to biological and chemical weapons!

She moved her steps, found a place farthest from Hu Tiehua, and said: "My wine is only for my friends."

Hu Tiehua said: "Then how can I be your friend?"

Guo Jiuqu said: "If you want me to be pleasing to the eye, you can also be pleasing to the eye."

Hu Tiehua smiled and said: "I think you are very pleasing to the eye! Which man would dislike a beauty like you!"

Guo Jiuqu sneered: "But I don't like you!"

Hu Tiehua looked at Chu Liuxiang for help.

Chu Liuxiang thought about it, with a smile that seemed to have succeeded in a prank, and whispered a few words in Hu Tiehua's ear.

Seeing Hu Tiehua's embarrassed face, Chu Liuxiang smiled and said, "Do you still want to drink Jiuqu's wine?"

"Okay!" Hu Tiehua looked as if death was at home, "For the best wine in the world! It's worth it!"