[King of Glory Bian Zhuang] Ridiculous

The difference between this year and previous years is that Zhuang Zixiu spent it in the No. [-] Hospital in City C. He was accompanied by the caring figures of his parents in the video call and Qin Huan who also did not go home to be on duty.

Originally, he didn't want to be on this shift, but when he found out that Qin Huan didn't plan to go back for the New Year and chose to stay, he volunteered to sign up without saying a word.The director readily agreed to his request, changed his usual serious face, and praised the two of them as worthy of being medical students of X University. Don't be embarrassed by Zhuangzi.

Well, Zhuang Zixiu, a freshman medical student, why didn't he go to the hospital for an internship if he didn't have a good winter vacation?This starts with the relationship between Dad Zhuang and the director of the First Hospital and his position.Zhuang's father didn't expect his son to study medicine, let alone his son's willingness to study medicine.Although he looks like he doesn't know why he wants to study medicine, but the Hippocratic oath has already been taken, and after not seeing his son for a year, he is completely sensible and knows how to make progress. I am quite satisfied with going to the path of studying medicine.

No, within a phone call between Dad Zhuang and the dean, Zhuang Zixiu's winter vacation was clearly arranged.

"Going for an internship?" Zhuang Zixiu was also taken aback when he heard Dad Zhuang mention it.

"Well, I've already agreed with your dean's grandfather to let you see the world." Zhuang's father pretended to be old-fashioned and stroked his long beard that didn't exist, and said proudly.

"Are you my own father?" Zhuang Zixiu scratched his hair a little frantically, "Who would send his own son to the slaughterhouse and push him into the fire pit?"

"Letting you go to practice is not killing you with a knife!" Zhuang's father raised his voice, "Are you going to waste your time like before?"

Zhuang Zixiu was silent for a while, thinking about it, it was better to go than not to go.In the past few days, he was lying at home almost feeling ill.Without the boss, that is, Qin Huan's high-pressure life by his side, he is like a fish out of water, and he doesn't even enjoy reading so much.It was difficult to calm down, and those tortured philosophical questions began to jump into his world one after another, laughing at his half-baked medical student level, and kept asking the same question: where did your dreams go?Zhuang Da philosopher?Do you really want to be a doctor?

Zhuang Zixiu was not the emperor of a certain philosophical faction in ancient Rome. Every morning when he woke up, he had to tell himself what kind of people he would meet and how he should calm down.He is just an ordinary person among thousands of ordinary people.He likes philosophy, but he just wants to find the truth of life from the bottom of his heart.He has not yet achieved the ability to go beyond the three realms and not be in the five elements, like Sun Dasheng, to make trouble in heaven.

"I'll go." Zhuang Zixiu finally replied.

Zhuang Zixiu was led by the unsmiling teacher Li from the Department of General Surgery.When Zhuang Zixiu went to report on the first day, he clicked in. At that time, the doctors and nurses of the general surgery department were standing in two rows and were shifting. Zhuang Zixiu pushed the door inappropriately and attracted everyone's attention. He apologized in a panic. He bowed and stood aside.About seven or eight minutes later, the daily shift in the morning was over, and the director stopped Teacher Li and explained the situation to him.

Mr. Li's eyes behind the glasses quickly glanced at Zhuang Zixiu, who seemed a bit rash, and said, "Student, remember to come earlier next time, otherwise everyone will look at you, and you will be embarrassed."

Zhuang Zixiu's face burned. He obviously couldn't tell the teacher that Zhuang's mother cooked too much delicious food for his precious son the night before he went to work, and he was full of his sweetheart.I ran to the toilet three times this morning, and I still can't get over it.

"I see, Teacher Li." Zhuang Zixiu scratched his cheek.

"Let's go, let's go to check the ward." Teacher Li handed Zhuang Zixiu a disposable mask.

"Oh." Zhuang Zixiu followed Teacher Li, excited.He was fairly familiar with the No. [-] Hospital in City C. When he was a child, his health was not very good. The No. [-] Hospital was close to their home. It was a tertiary hospital, and Zhuang's mother always took him here to see a doctor.Zhuang Zixiu didn't have a good impression of the nurse sister here. The reason seems to be that she was too pretty when she was a child and was pinched too much.

Zhuang Zixiu, who had just walked out of the department and was thinking about his childhood, didn't pay much attention to the road in front of him. He hit the ground as if he had hit a wall, and Zhuang Zixiu, who was about to sit back with a sound of "Oops", was caught by a long arm. Pulled.

"Are you okay?" The other party's voice sounded familiar.

"It's okay." Zhuang Zixiu raised his head, and in the next second he was deeply hit by [-] points.

"Boss... Boss?" The unexpected figure suddenly appeared, and Zhuang Zixiu stuttered in fright.

"Yeah." Qin Huan looked at Zhuang Zixiu's incredulous expression, and explained, "My master is an old acquaintance with someone from the No. [-] Hospital, so he arranged for me to come and try to practice for a month first."

A familiar routine, or a familiar formula, Zhuang Zixiu complained silently in his heart.Coincidentally, my father also knew the top management of the First Hospital, so he arranged for me to come here for an internship.

"Xiao Qin, do you two know each other?" Noticing Zhuang Zixiu who almost fell, Teacher Li turned around and asked.

"Well, it's a classmate." Qin Huan said.

"Pfft." The usually serious person actually laughed, "Then you two are really destined."

It is evil fate.Zhuang Zixiu added stubbornly in his heart.Now it's all right, I originally wanted to take advantage of this winter vacation internship to get a little more posture and go back to school to show off, but I didn't expect that the enemy of fate had already figured out his trajectory and caught him by surprise.

"Xiao Qin came a week earlier than you. He learns things very quickly. He is a student of Teacher Shen. Sometimes I don't care about you. You can learn from him."

"Oh, I see." Zhuang Zixiu clenched his fists as if he had been beaten with chicken blood, unwilling to be reconciled, and was overtaken by Qin Huan again.The three of us must have my teacher. Anyway, he has troubled Qin Huan to give him a lot of lectures at school, so it doesn't matter if Qin Huan is a little more troublesome for this internship.

What Zhuang Zixiu didn't notice was that some kind of fighting spirit in him had been rekindled, his eyes were staring at Qin Huan's back with sparkling eyes, and his pupils were blazing with fire.

It was the first round of ward rounds, Zhuang Zixiu was not like Qin Huan, who was already familiar with the ward rounds of the teachers, and probed his head like a young man who had just entered the industry.Most of the patients in general surgery are transferred from the Department of Gastroenterology. Gallbladder-related diseases and acute appendicitis are very common.

The director named Mr. Li at the end of the shift in the morning, and said that Mr. Li should not have let his two patients with acute appendicitis be discharged early, and should stay for a day or two longer.If Mr. Li was a resident doctor, it is very likely that he would stop talking or admit his mistakes, but Zhuang Zixiu noticed that Mr. Li was standing very close to the director when he took over the shift, so Mr. Li dared to refute, saying that his two patients We live in the same ward, both have acute appendicitis, and the days of surgery are very close together, so we must discuss together if there is nothing to do, such as how many days you will be discharged from the hospital after the operation.Originally, the family members in one bed thought it was too expensive to cut the appendix. After getting the reply that they could be discharged from the hospital in a few days and then have the stitches removed, another patient with appendicitis in the same ward also hurriedly said that he would be discharged from the hospital, and they left together.

"Then be careful when the nurse arranges patients next time." The director said solemnly, "Try not to arrange two patients with the same condition together. If you don't discuss it, the patients will run away."

Although the director said seriously, Zhuang Zixiu couldn't help laughing with the doctors and nurses.

Everything on the first day of the internship was novel to Zhuang Zixiu. Qin Huan changed his dressing and he followed Qin Huan, Qin Huan removed his stitches, and Qin Huan had surgery.Zhuang Zixiu is an unconstrained person, his father and mother dote on him at home, and he is unskilled in doing housework, let alone delicate work.Originally, he memorized the six-step hand washing method clearly when he listened to the teacher at school, and he didn't know what happened. Once he entered the operating area, he forgot everything.My mind froze like a seizure.During the first operation, Zhuang Zixiu's palms were covered with sweat, and Qin Huan taught him how to wash his hands several times.After finally washing my hands, it was another torture when I washed my hands and wiped them.

Qin Huan strictly demanded Zhuang Zixiu like a real teacher, and said the sentence of polluting Congxi no less than five times.

After washing his hands and clasping his palms together, Zhuang Zixiu, who didn't dare to hang down, walked into the operating room as if he had been reborn. Qin Huan lifted the collar of the surgical gown as if by magic, and put it on in a standard manner. Gloves.Unexpectedly, these seemingly simplest operations were not simple at all. When Zhuang Zixiu was doing it, he almost turned his gloves left and right in confusion. Qin Huan corrected his mistake in time.

"Why have you two dawdled for so long?" Teacher Li, who finished making the order, glanced at Zhuang Zixiu, "I remember that Xiao Qin also had surgery the day he first arrived, but he went on stage without being taught, and was praised by the director for his good performance. .”

"Who made him born to study medicine." Zhuang Zixiu couldn't help but said sourly, and he was annoyed by the fact that he didn't look like a fool.

"That's what you said." Teacher Li kicked Zhuang Zixiu, "could it be possible that Sun Monkey will change Class 72 when he jumps out of a rock? Isn't it something he learned from traveling across the ocean to Bodhi Patriarch? If you have Only half of Xiao Qin's spirituality will be fine."

"No, I am me." Zhuang Zixiu said, "I don't want to be an artificial refrigerator."

"Xiao Qin is a bit cold, but he is in a good mood." The director who didn't know when came interjected.

In the end, the boss came, and everyone didn't dare to hang around anymore, and they all cheered up and started the operation.

I'm so stupid really.Zhuang Zixiu, who finally stepped down after three or four hours of torment, "floated" forward in a vain way, muttering the classic sayings of Mrs. Xianglin.

He finally understood why the faces of the residents in the same department changed when he said that the director was undergoing surgery.Because having an operation with the director is really a kind of torture.

Zhuang Zixiu didn't need to break his fingers, but counted in his heart, the director of this operation scolded him at least 20 times, and the teacher Zhang who was on the same stage was worse than him, twice as much.

Qin Huan, who was in stark contrast to the two of them, not only was not scolded, but also received a light compliment from the director.

God the bastard!Zhuang Zixiu in the locker room punched the wall, he was born Yu and Liang!Although he is not as smart as Zhou Yu, why does Qin Huan appear in his life!Zhuang Zixiu, who tore off his hat and mask, put on his clothes feebly, and was in a daze while thinking about this question. Half an hour passed unknowingly.