[King of Glory Bian Zhuang] Ridiculous

There is a popular saying on the Internet that your eldest brother will always be your eldest brother. As the second child of ten thousand years in the dormitory, Zhuang Zixiu's evaluation of the third and fourth children has become numb from the boy's competitive psychology at the beginning.

Since the military training in freshman year, many seniors have noticed Qin Huan.There is no other reason, just because this is an era of looking at faces.Qin Huan's stature is outstanding among the students from the south in the class, with a well-proportioned body shape, and his appearance belongs to the kind of high-mountain flower that can only be viewed from a distance and cannot be played with, like a piece of frosted glass, no matter how you look at it Maintain a sense of mystery.Don't guess what girls are thinking now, it's still ugly to guess.To be honest, Zhuang Zixiu swallowed when he saw Qin Huan in military uniform for the first time.Socrates, this is simply an ideal boyfriend, okay?This figure, this proportion, is comparable to the soldier brother in the magazine.

Why is it an ideal boyfriend and not an ideal rival in love? This is a question. Zhuang Zixiu, who likes philosophy, actually has a little secret that cannot be revealed, that is, his sexual orientation is also very philosophical.To put it more simply, he is a man who likes men.In this age of diversity, liking men is no big deal.But if you really like someone of the same sex, it will be a terrible thing, after all, most people can't get rid of secular concepts.For example, Bian Que met Cai Huan three times, and the first time he said that Cai Huan was sick, Cai Huan was very angry and did not believe it.The second meeting also said that Cai Huangong still ignored him, and the third meeting Bian Que ran away when he saw someone.Cai Huangong asked why?Bian Que hastily made a diagnosis, saying that Mr. Cai Huan, you were cured first by drinking decoctions on the skin, then on the meridians with acupuncture and other treatments, and finally went directly to the bone marrow and the disease was terminally ill. up.After the diagnosis, Bian Que ran away directly, because there is no cure for this kind of guy who doesn't listen to the words of the old Chinese medicine doctor, why don't he run away and wait to be buried with him?Zhuang Zixiu privately thought that if he fell in love with a man one day, he would be similar to Duke Huan of Cai. No matter what others said, he didn't think about seeing a doctor until he was terminally ill and had symptoms, and by then it was too late.

However, Zhuang Zixiu has a very good mentality, and sometimes he will go on and on and say that he is a lot bearish.He swore that no matter how handsome Qin Huan was, no matter how much he met his inner boyfriend standards, he would not make a move on this high-altitude flower.Rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests, so even Zhuang Zixiu, the father of rabbits, has to pick one that is pleasing to the eye.It's not about picking electrical appliances, he doesn't want to fall in love with an artificial refrigerator.It is said that dreams are reversed, and people must not swear indiscriminately. This is the lesson of Zhuangzi's hemorrhage many years later.

The final exam of the first semester came very quickly, and it almost took a few pages to turn over in a few months.The teachers are a little better, like the group embryo teacher who marked the key points of half of the book, and the other teachers left with the book as soon as the class was finished.However, they all favor Qin Huan, and whenever Qin Huan asks any questions, they will put down their airs and answer them in detail.It was the teacher's preference that gave many people the illusion that they believed in Brother Qin and didn't fail the course.At the beginning, some people made friends with Qin Huan, calling them brothers and trying to dig some exam questions out of Qin Huan's mouth.But they forgot that Qin Huan was a flower of the high mountains, and Zhuang Zixiu, who was watching coldly, laughed.

Sometimes Zhuang Zixiu, who is entangled and entangled, feels that he can write an observation diary of Qin Huan, or it is called the observation diary of Xueshen, my awesome roommate or something.Zhuang Zixiu found that no matter what happened, as long as Qin Huan was involved, he would be very concerned about it.Even if Qin Huan suddenly uttered a few words in his sleep at night, Zhuang Zixiu, who was only one step away from the dark dreamland, had to bounce up from the bed and take out a small notebook to write down what Qin Huan said in his sleep.As everyone knows, Zhuang Zixiu's obsession with Qin Huan has reached a terrifying level. In layman's terms, it means that you can't speak without being crazy.

"Second child." The third child who sees through everything once persuaded Zhuang Zixiu, "The most important thing in life is to be happy. Don't compare yourself all day long. If you are unhappy, I will serve you a bowl of noodles."

"Come on." Zhuang Zixiu didn't get angry after hearing this, but just rubbed the face of the third child, "With your three-legged cat's cooking skills, it's good if you don't fry the kitchen, and you want a bowl of noodles?"

The most important thing in chasing a goal is to enjoy the process, like Kuafu chasing the sun, even if he dies of thirst halfway, he will be praised by later generations.When Zhuang Zixiu was a little discouraged for a while, he searched for some chicken soup for the soul to wash his brains, and then he continued to charge forward with full energy.If you don't work hard now, you will build bricks for other people's walls in the future.When you are still hesitating, others are making progress with your geometric multiples.Old sayings such as young people who don't work hard, old people who are sad, and so on are circulating in Zhuang Zixiu's mind one after another.This has also shaken his heart, whether to be like a frog in warm water waiting to be slowly boiled into frog soup by life, or to go upstream and give it a go, ready to jump the dragon gate, so as to truly have a clear conscience.Life is full of multiple choice questions, just like the classic question, to be or not to be?This is a problem.

A few days before the exam, the library was full of people, and even the milk tea coffee shop where young couples usually gather was inevitably eroded by students at this time.Students with books can be seen everywhere in the school. After the lights in the dormitory were turned off on time, everyone set up desk lamps one after another. Some even fought until dawn, filled with a tragic atmosphere.Tragic, tragic, how can you be strong if you are not sad?In the eyes of others, the devil-like days are already taken for granted by some people, such as Qin Huan who insists on self-study for a long time and has strong self-control, or Zhuang Zixiu who likes to be compared with Qin Huan, the second child in ten thousand years.

There was a small incident interspersed in it, Zhuang Zixiu started vomiting and diarrhea the next day after going to the night market with Qin Huan last time.After Qin Huan took the initiative to accompany Zhuang Zixiu to the school doctor's office, he was diagnosed with food poisoning, which seemed to be from eating unclean food.After eating the same food at the night market, Qin Huan was fine, but Zhuang Zixiu had something wrong with it, which shows that people's physiques are very different.In those few days, Qin Huan got up an hour earlier than usual, moving lightly.Zhuang Zixiu, who smelled the porridge, was often awakened by greed.However, Qin Xu has sharp eyes and ears, and can notice when Zhuang Zixiu wakes up every time, as if deliberately pinching the time to wait for Zhuang Zixiu to open his eyes.The few days when Zhuang Zixiu collapsed and couldn't move.Qin Huan volunteered to take care of Zhuang Zixiu.

"Are you awake?" Qin Huan, who heard the sound from the bed next door, wet Zhuang Zixiu's towel, and wiped the patient's sweating forehead and hands with the wet towel, "I made medicinal porridge."

After a while, he walked to Zhuang Zixiu's bed with a porcelain bowl in his hand, took a spoonful of it, put it to his mouth and blew it gently, then handed it to Zhuang Zixiu's mouth.

"No, I'll do it myself." The irritable Zhuang Zixiu wanted to struggle to get up, but he didn't have any strength at all.

"You are a patient." Qin Huan stopped Zhuang Zixiu's movements.

"You don't have to be kind." Zhuang Zixiu said suddenly, clenching his teeth tightly, "It's not like you don't know that I don't like you."

"No matter what you think of me, I don't care." Qin Huan said, stirring the white porridge with a spoon, "Auntie Zhuang will be sad if she knows that you are bedridden and have no food to eat but rely on IV drips."

As soon as Qin Huan said, Zhuang Zixiu's tears came for no reason.Sick people tend to be vulnerable. He thought of his mother who usually spoiled him like a treasure.If my mother was here, I would definitely not let myself suffer a little bit of grievance.He has been sick for the past few days and has not gone to class. He can only lie in the dormitory and cannot go anywhere. There was already a gap between him and Qin Huan, but now that he is sick and cannot go to class, Zhuang Zixiu feels that the gap between himself and Qin Huan is even greater.

Not reconciled.Zhuang Zixiu didn't know why he was gambling. He could see Qin Huan's kindness to him and he was not blind, but the better Qin Huan treated him, the more uncomfortable he was.He simply hoped that Qin Huan would leave him alone and let him fend for himself.

"You're a weirdo too." Zhuang Zixiu finally compromised, holding the spoon in his mouth.

"Just treat you as my first patient." Qin Huan fed Zhuang Zixiu another spoonful of porridge, with a faint smile on his lips.

"Second brother, how can you let the boss wash your hands and accompany you day and night." The fourth child once said heartbrokenly during this period, emphasizing it for a long time, and at least half of the girls in the class knew about it.He is now the public enemy of girls.

"Get out!" Zhuang Zixiu replied irritably, "If you have the ability, you can try food poisoning once!"

To be honest, if it weren't for Zhuang Zixiu's preconceived prejudices, Qin Huan would be his ideal boyfriend. He is handsome and connotative. The key is that he treats his patients so tenderly. People are too good.

After the second child recovered from his illness, his attitude towards Qin Huan changed a lot.According to the third child, it means that he has recognized his position as the second child with peace of mind, and no longer secretly covets the throne of the eldest child.

Zhuang Zixiu is sometimes very confused about himself, about the future, and about Qin Huan.He began to notice that he was too deep in Qin Huan's matter, as if he was in a swamp, and he wanted to struggle so hard that he wanted to sink into it.