[King of Glory Bian Zhuang] Ridiculous

Now Zhuang Zixiu wanted to strangle Qin Huan to death.It's like a guy called an old enemy in the career of the brave who suddenly tells you that he has pictures of your women's clothing, it is definitely a stain on life.

"I still remember the way you called me Brother Ah Xu when I was a child. It's a small one with a soft voice like a rice dumpling sprinkled with sugar." Qin Huan said without fear of death.

Zhuang Zixiu, who received [-] points of critical damage, considered that the possibility of destroying his body and traces was unlikely.He is not as tall as Qin Huan, nor does he have Qin Huan's six-pack abs. He can't beat Qin Huan's.

Why do people who were so cute when they were young change when they grow up?I also want to know this question!Zhuang Zixiu roared in his heart, his inner world was about to collapse.

"Your puberty is the turning point, right?" Qin Huan smelled some kind of danger, but he still kept his tone of non-surprise and death.

"Yes." Zhuang Zixiu fell silent, sat down beside Qin Huan like a deflated balloon, and put a hand on Qin Huan's shoulder.

"Probably when I was about to graduate from elementary school, the girls who played well with me suddenly stopped playing with me, saying that I was a boy and I couldn't play well with girls. And the boys didn't like me because of my previous girls' dress. He didn't want to talk to me, and even laughed at me as a sissy. It made me feel bad on both sides. During that time, I had a very difficult time, and I didn't even say a word to my classmates for a month. No matter what others said about me Damn, I suppressed my anger and kept my mouth shut. Since graduating from elementary school, I have never worn a skirt again, and I have cut off too long hair. After entering junior high school, I worked hard to learn to play basketball, and the boys in the class We played together, and finally came out from the shadow of women's clothing." Zhuang Zixiu said softly.

"Should I blame my parents? I don't think so."

"No matter how good-looking you are, it's given by your parents. Since it's your own face, you should cherish it. No matter what others say, I didn't eat his rice." Zhuangzi paused, "That's what I thought later. of."

"But at that time, I just felt very scared and didn't want to be isolated by everyone. Why was I the only one who was misunderstood like this? I am a person who likes to dig into the horns of the dead. I keep thinking about something if I don't understand it. I don't look back until I hit the south wall. "

"If I can be brave, I may take another path that I want."

Zhuang Zixiu leaned on Qin Huan and breathed in Qin Huan's ear.

"The choice I want may be to be a fake mother, maybe I will like you." The person who blew up his black history somehow said such absurd words, naturally, as if Qin Huan would respond to him in the next second .

"Do you like men?" Qin Huan asked without pushing away Zhuang Zixiu who was hanging on him like a koala.

"Is it disgusting?" Zhuang Zixiu lowered his head.

"It's not disgusting." Qin Huan raised Zhuang Zixiu's chin with his hand, and met his eyes seriously.

"I seem to like it too."

The next second, Zhuang Zixiu, who was kissed, was completely dumbfounded. He wanted to open his mouth to say something, but the other party's tongue took advantage of it and gave him a hot French kiss.Time seemed to pass very slowly, and Zhuang Zixiu, who was about to suffocate, was panting heavily when the other party's tongue came out, like a fish resting in the shoal, breathing heavily.

"Are you an idiot?" Qin Huan pinched Zhuang Zixiu's nose, "If you suffocate to death while kissing, I will become a murderer."

Boss, what's wrong with you, I beg you to be normal.Zhuang Zixiu said madly in his heart.What kind of routine is this, the domineering enemy is in love with me?Qin Huan likes him?How can it be?

Zhuang Zixiu, who had recovered, stepped back silently, trying to stay away from Qin Huan who looked a little dangerous.I didn't know what happened to my feet and fell backwards. The other party grabbed me for a moment, and the two fell on the bed in the duty room, with Zhuang Zixiu on the bottom and Qin Huan on top.

This posture is not good... I don't know whether Qin Huan is teasing him or he is crazy. Zhuang Zixiu swallowed his saliva and dared not look into Qin Huan's eyes.

"Zhou Zhou." Qin Huan gently caressed Zhuang Zixiu's face with one hand, "I finally found you."

"You like Zhou Zhou?" Zhuang Zixiu, who couldn't avoid it, had an idea.

"Well, I have liked him for about seven years." Qin Huan lowered his head, as if recalling something.

good chance!Zhuang Zixiu, who was about to push Qin Huan away vigorously, was grabbed by his hands just as he was about to move.

"Damn!" Zhuang Zixiu couldn't help shouting, "Even if you like Zhou Zhou, don't be mad at me, Zhou Zhou died at the age of 12, I am Zhuang Zixiu, not your Zhou Zhou!"

"No, you are." Qin Huan was terribly stubborn, "Zhou Zhou is not dead."

Zhuang Zixiu, who was talking about chicken and duck, had a mouthful of old blood in his chest, and almost greeted Qin Huan's eighteen generations of ancestors.Did he not read the almanac when he went out today?Why did he encounter such unlucky things when he was seen by a paranoid when he was a child.

"Are you wearing a condom?" Zhuang Zixiu gave up and lay flat on the bed like a dead fish, "Please be gentle when you do it."

"What's a suit?"

Zhuang Zixiu's face became hot, and he almost forgot that Qin Huan was a pure and innocent man.How could such a ruthless setting of carrying a condom with him be applied to Qin Huan? He seemed to have gone crazy too, and his mind stopped turning.

"Then what do you mean by forcefully kissing me and thumping me?" Zhuang Zixiu squeezed out a sentence.

The condescending Qin Huan thought for a while and said softly, "I kissed you forcefully because you said you liked me too. What is a bed thump?"

"It's just hitting me on the bed."

"Which is Bidong?"

"Forget it." Zhuang Zixiu said powerlessly after wiping his face, "You won't understand even if I tell you."

Qin Huan looked at Zhou Zhou in disappointment, "I will study hard."

I didn't expect Qin Huan to be like Zhuang Zixiu today. Before he could be happy, he realized that he seemed to have gone too far. He couldn't be perfunctory about some things Qin Huan didn't understand.

"Go to Baidu, the key is to rely on Du Niang." Zhuang Zixiu suggested.

"Is Du Niang your friend?" Qin Huan probed.

"No, it's a search engine." Zhuang Zixiu could hardly bear his temper and explained.

The two chatted like this, until Qin Huan retracted his hands and feet, and Zhuang Zixiu was freed.

"I'll go and calm down first." Zhuang Zixiu ran to the bathroom to wash his face.

The water rushed against Zhuang Zixiu's hand, and he looked up at the mirror hanging on the wall.The person in the mirror had a handsome appearance, and his protruding Adam's apple proved the fact that he was a boy.She doesn't look like a woman either. Why does Qin Huan insist on Zhou Zhou's affairs?

"Consider dating me?" As soon as he returned to the duty room, Qin Huan made an explosive speech.

"I don't think so." Zhuang Zixiu said decisively.

"But you clearly said you liked me."

"I said there is a premise, the premise is that I chose another path."

Zhuang Zixiu was almost one head and two big, with his back to Qin Huan, and he didn't dare to look him in the eyes, for fear that he would be like a bug caught in a spider's web, and the more he struggled, the tighter the silk would become.

"Do you have someone you like?"

"No." Zhuang Zixiu answered honestly.

"Then why don't you try dating me?"

"The point is that I don't like you, boss." Zhuang Zixiu frustrated.

"It's okay, I will wait for you."

"Are you still a virgin?" Qin Huan asked suddenly.

"Yes, so what." Zhuang Zixiu covered his face in shame and indignation.

"When I kissed you just now, you looked fascinated." Qin Huan smiled slyly, "Is it very comfortable, doing this kind of thing?"

"If you agree to date me, I can slowly learn with you. I don't know much about men, but I am willing to learn for Zhou Zhou to make you more comfortable."

"..." Zhuang Zixiu, who had watched the gv secretly, was too tired to speak.

"It's much better for you to find a regular boyfriend during college than to find a boyfriend after you do an internship in the future." Qin Huan said, "And I'm not a person who likes to be entangled. When I graduate, I can split up."

"Just because I am Zhou Zhou?" Zhuang Zixiu hit the nail on the head.

Qin Huan stopped the offensive, and said after a while, "Yes, because you are the Zhou Zhou in my heart."

"Okay, I promise you." Zhuang Zixiu finally said, covered in cold sweat, "but I will prove one thing to you, I did not die at the age of 12 Zhou Zhou, I am Zhuang Zixiu."

People do a lot of stupid things all the time, and both smart and stupid people make mistakes.On the issue of feelings, the price of absurdity may be expensive, but it is still a new choice.

The New Year's bell rang, and the fireworks bloomed in the dark night sky, blooming like flowers.In the duty room, Qin Huan and Zhuang Zixiu cuddled together on the bed, like a couple of young lovers.

"Happy New Year." The two said at the same time, smiling at each other.

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