Pigeon: Hello everyone!The old-fashioned "Husband and wife sex xx question" is here!The question comes from the reader's message in Chapter 87!Are the two guests looking forward to it?

(no sound)

Gege: Grass, I want to ask you something!

Xiao Yi: No.

Jiang Yang: I listen to my wife.

Pigeon: ...Okay, let's start today's show!Clap clap!

1,

Pigeon: The questioner is "Huohua", "Sly" and "R1SE Onion Duck". What's your favorite pose?

Jiang Yang: I really like the face-to-face, the one where you can see the face. I like to see his expression the most. It’s different from any other time. It’s so seductive.

Xiao Yi: On the basis of face-to-face...sit.

Pigeon: So what is the specific reason?

Xiao Yi: Deep.

Gege: Wow, ghs immediately after the episode, it's great!

Xiao Yi: If you don't consider his preferences, the latter is actually good, because he can do other things with his hands at the same time.

Jiang Yang: (Wise eyes) I understood in an instant.

2,

Ge Ge: The person who asked the question was "Huo Hua", what did the other party say that you can't stand the most?

Jiang Yang: Actually, there are a lot of things. I can’t stand most of what he said in a hoarse voice, such as “brother” and “husband”, and…

Gege: I seem to have heard my name just now?

Jiang Yang: I'm talking about a brother, not a bird!Don't add drama to yourself! !

Pigeon: I was wrong, you continue.

Jiang Yang: There is also the kind of obscenity that he said at that time. He spoke intermittently, his voice was low, soft and hoarse, and he was still panting when he spoke, but I could still hear it very clearly. I won’t say anything specific. Come out, otherwise there is a risk of lock text.

Xiao Yi: I can't stand him saying he likes me.

Jiang Yang: Huh?

Xiao Yi: It makes me want to cry.

Jiang Yang: (thoughtfully) Then next time you can try this if you don't want to cry.

Xiao Yi:?

3,

Gege: The questioner "doesn't want to be a salted fish every day", what would Xiao Yi do to Jiang Yang who became an Omega after becoming an Alpha?

Xiao Yi: Do what needs to be done.

Jiang Yang: (jumps up) Damn it!Why are you still coveting my chrysanthemum!This is the third time!I feel like my dignity as a Gong is about to disappear!

Xiao Yi: ...I haven't said anything yet.

Jiang Yang: Sorry, I withdraw.

Xiao Yi: First force him into heat once, let him know how uncomfortable I was, wait for him to take the initiative to pose himself, and then cry and beg me to help him solve it.

Gege: Damn, I'm so jittery, I'm getting agitated.

Xiao Yi: (Si Tiao slowly) But even if he cries and begs me, I won't help him, because he doesn't want me.

Jiang Yang: ... No, no, if it's not one side, then what if I'm suffocated to death! ?

Xiao Yi: Then keep begging me until you can't get it.

Ge Ge: (tears spilled into the Pacific Ocean) I shouldn't be here, I should be in Haitang, and then write you as a black-bellied attack and abuse Jiang Yang thousands of times.

Jiang Yang: (pretending to be pitiful) I understand, you don't love me, you want me to be hurt and ruined.

Xiao Yi: Don't you want to attack the dignity?

Jiang Yang: Grass!what are you thinking!What kind of dignity do you need at that time! !

Xiao Yi: (Crossing your hands against your chin) Sure enough, if you think about it from another angle, you will no longer accept being incapable of that matter.

Jiang Yang: I feel like I've been led into some fucking trap!You really are still coveting!

4,

Gege: The questioner is "MGSZD", do you like to do it on the balcony or in the classroom?

Jiang Yang: (frowned) What kind of strange question is this, can I like it?

Xiao Yi:?Don't make it sound like you've tried it all.

Jiang Yang: What’s the matter if you haven’t tried it, you can’t do it without trying.Let's try it on the balcony tonight. In the classroom... I will try it when there is no one in the school during the holidays. I will answer after the comparison.

Xiao Yi: I probably like the classroom, I was at the same table when I was at the same table.

Jiang Yang: (nosebleed slowly) I think I might like it too...

5,

Gege: The person who asked the question was "cici."

Jiang Yang: Maybe touch it for a while.

Xiao Yi: ...

Jiang Yang: I can't help it, because I like you, everything about you.

Gege: (Contemplating) I don't know why, but it sounds like love despite being very unscrupulous and colorful.

Xiao Yi: I will slap myself.

Jiang Yang: You don't love me!why do not you Love Me!

Xiao Yi: Two slaps, plus hitting your head against the wall.

6,

Pigeon: The questioner is "Wanyue Yuwei", what will happen if two people become girls at the same time?

Jiang Yang: It will become a lily text.

Xiao Yi: I heard that Lily usually attacks each other.

Jiang Yang: No! !Why do you want to attack me with every answer! !no! !I don't allow it! !

Xiao Yi: ...I didn't fucking say anything, you made it up by yourself.

7,

Gege: The questioner is "Wanyue Yuwei", which type of women's clothing play do you like the most?

Jiang Yang: (confused) As long as he wears it, he likes it...

Xiao Yi: Neither of them.

Jiang Yang: You are talking nonsense! !You said a few days ago that you would wear a bunny costume next time! !And also agreed to insert the rabbit's tail! !

Xiao Yi: ...

Pigeon:? ? ?I should be under the car.

Ge Ge: (Suddenly thought of something) By the way, do you know the reverse bunny girl, that is, the clothes of the bunny girl are turned upside down, the exposed parts are covered, and the originally covered parts are exposed.

Jiang Yang: Ah! ! ! ! !

Xiao Yi:?

Jiang Yang: Hey, wear this next time, I'm going to faint just thinking about it... (nosebleed slowly)

8,

Gege: The questioner is "Wanyue Yuwei", where do you feel the most about playing?

Xiao Yi: ...The idiot answers first.

Jiang Yang: Floor-to-ceiling windows and floor-to-ceiling mirrors bathroom kitchen cloakroom dining table sofa bed...

Gege: I don't want you to tell me all the places you played! ! !

Jiang Yang: As long as I'm with him, I have a lot of feelings.

Gege: No, you can only choose one!

Jiang Yang: Let's go in front of the floor-to-ceiling mirror, but you must wear something, such as the clothes mentioned in the previous question.

Xiao Yi: The dormitory, because it is the first time.

9,

Ge Ge: The questioner is "excellent." When you two kiss, do you have any specific or unconscious movements that you do every time?

Xiao Yi: Close your eyes.

Jiang Yang: Squeeze his chin or press the back of his head, and hold his hands together and press them to the top of his head, but in this case, there will usually be further actions, and the other hand will gradually change from the state of hugging his waist have to go down...

Xiao Yi: Shut up.

10,

Ge Ge: The person who asked the question was "floc", what do you think the other party is most sensitive to?

Jiang Yang: Sensitive places, waist, earlobe, neck, [beep——], [beep——], [beep——], [beep——]...

Xiao Yi: Adam's apple, bite it lightly, and he will be ignited almost instantly.

Gege: May I ask what do you think the other party attracts you the most?

Jiang Yang: Everything attracts me, but the one that attracts me the most is of course [beep——], [beep——]...

Xiao Yi: (with no expression on his face) His mental retardation is very attractive to me.

11,

Gege: The person who asked the question was "Xing Xiaojiaojiao", did the other party spank your butt, what happened at that time, and how did you feel?

Xiao Yi:?

Jiang Yang: Hahahaha, he never beat me, but sometimes he kicks my ass and kicks me under the bed, it really hurts, damn it, but I can’t kick back, otherwise I will definitely be punished again Scolding is a scumbag, and you still insist on letting me go to the crematorium.

Jiang Yang: My family won't be willing to let me go to the crematorium!I'm an idiot but he loves me so much!

Gege: Your speech time is over, and it's Xiao Yi's turn to answer.

Xiao Yi: ...Can I not answer?

Jiang Yang: Why?How about I answer it for you?Anyway, I know all about it.

Xiao Yi: ...

Xiao Yi: (seeing death as home) Yes, many times, so many times that I can’t remember the state and scene, the feeling is... very feeling.

Jiang Yang: It means he likes it very much!

Xiao Yi: Get lost.

12,

Gege: The person who asked the question was "kids", how many times do you spend in a night?

Xiao Yi: It depends on his interest.

Jiang Yang: Let's see if he speaks well.

Xiao Yi:?

Pigeon: Several times! !Answer the numbers! !

Xiao Yi: Three times.

Jiang Yang: Four times, the last time he passed out.

Xiao Yi:?

13,

Gege: The questioner is "Deep Sea Salmon". May I ask what new places you want to doi?

Jiang Yang: In the woods, in the floor-to-ceiling windows of high-rise office buildings, in the bathtub, in the car...

Xiao Yi: In a special hotel.

Jiang Yang:! ? ! ?

Jiang Yang: If there is no interview, we will go right away.

14,

Gege: The questioner is "Wang Zai", which part of the other person's body do you like the most?

Jiang Yang: Waist, when I pinched his waist, I felt like I was going to heaven.

Xiao Yi: There.

Jiang Yang: ...! ?

15,

Ge Ge: The questioner is "Wang Zai", what would you do when you go back to junior high school and still confront each other?

Xiao Yi: Know his strategy in advance to avoid his attack.

Jiang Yang: Since then, I have been nice to him and let him know that I like him.

Xiao Yi: ...

Xiao Yi: (lowers his eyes) Me too.

16,

Ge Ge: The questioner is "Wang Zai" and "Wang Yibo's wife". What is your favorite play?What play do you think the other party likes the most?

Jiang Yang: I like it best when he wears women's clothes and makes him heat and tie his hands up! ! !I think he should like this too! ! !He's so excited every time! ! !

Xiao Yi: ...except for women's clothing.

Jiang Yang: Hmph, you are stubborn and refuse to admit that you like wearing clothes.

17,

Pigeon: The person who asked the question was "Wang Zai", when is the Civil Affairs Bureau going to take over?

Jiang Yang: Now! !immediately! !

Xiao Yi: Wait until the age when you can register for marriage, but now I have agreed to his marriage proposal, in fact, it is almost the same as getting married.

18,

Gege: The person who asked the question was "Old Chen", where would you like to doi the most?

Xiao Yi: It's always this kind of problem.

Jiang Yang: Exactly!It's so repetitive!I clearly want to go anywhere!I'm an adult and I want them all!

Xiao Yi: In the wedding room.

Jiang Yang: (shocked) Ah... I see.

19,

Gege: The person who asked the question is "Lu Yao Xing Yici", facing the past, present and future, what do you most want to say to each other?

Jiang Yang: I'm sorry, I want to do all the fun things with you, let's get married quickly!

Xiao Yi: Stupid, I love you, keep going.

Jiang Yang: You... (The corners of your eyes gradually turn red)

20,

Gege: The questioner is "a ton of medicine", how many poses have the two people unlocked?

Xiao Yi:?

Jiang Yang: There are almost no unlocked ones... As long as we know about it, we have generally tried it, and some have tried it many times.

Xiao Yi: We need the map, so we can calculate it against it.

Ge Ge: Why can you say that you look at the little yellow pictures so fresh and refined!

21,

Pigeon: The questioner is "TeFuir.", what do you think about every time you flirt?Are you done flirting?

Xiao Yi: He likes to watch my various reactions at that time. Similarly, I like to watch his various reactions, such as the appearance of being teased to the point of failure but can only bear it.Of course it's cool after flirting, besides the coolness brought by the sense of accomplishment, there is also the coolness brought by his anger and revenge.

Jiang Yang: I'm so embarrassed to say it...

22,

Gege: The person who asked the question was "Yucheng", when do you plan to get married and get a certificate?Will you invite your classmates and teachers?

Jiang Yang: Get it as soon as you can. If you can invite, of course you will invite everyone you know, even the whole school. Anyway, you can’t afford it.I want everyone to know that he is married to me so no one will covet him!

Xiao Yi: I want to answer similarly to him.

23,

Gege: The questioner is "Shan Dao Nian", when do you think the other party is the sexiest?

Xiao Yi: At that time.

Jiang Yang: At that time.

Gege: ...Why do I feel that I can understand it!I'm dirty! !

24,

Gege: The person who asked the question was "Wang Yibo's wife", may I ask what kind of flirty things do you like to hear from your husband?

Xiao Yi: It would be best for him to keep his mouth shut.

Jiang Yang: You are talking nonsense!You're so happy when I'm talking!

Xiao Yi: ...

Xiao Yi: Then the normal ones, asking me if I like it or not.

Jiang Yang: I also said many other things!Like that!Don't you like it! !

Xiao Yi: Shut up, I don't want to repeat that.

Jiang Yang: Huh, then I will say it in your ear a hundred times at night.

25,

Gege: The questioner is "Wang Yibo's wife", how did he overcome the sense of shame?

Xiao Yi: Just get used to it.

Jiang Yang: Because he already likes it, so he doesn't feel ashamed at all.

Xiao Yi:?

26,

Gege: The questioner is "Wang Yibo's wife", how many times can Hey and Lao Gong come here at most?

Xiao Yi: I fainted after three times, I don't know about it later.

Jiang Yang: He is too weak!I feel like I could do more!

27,

Gege: The questioner is "Wang Yibo's wife", what other uniforms do you want to try?

Xiao Yi: No.

Jiang Yang: I will answer for him!He wants to wear a cheongsam!It's the kind with a high fork!

Xiao Yi: ...

Jiang Yang: Wait, why does this person only ask Hey Hey, does he covet my Hey Hey! !

Xiao Yi: After all, no one should like you as an idiot.

Jiang Yang:?

Xiao Yi: So you only have me.

28,

Gege: The questioner is "Wang Yibo's wife", would you consider having a child?

Jiang Yang: Let’s talk about it later, it’s not quite acceptable right now.

Xiao Yi: Yes.

Jiang Yang: Huh? ?

Xiao Yi: For you.

Jiang Yang: (moved) Why are you so good at talking about love today... Is today a special day?

Xiao Yi: It's April.

Jiang Yang:?Damn, today is April Fool's Day!

Xiao Yi: Not even April Fool's Day.

Jiang Yang: ... (I feel like I'm on a roller coaster)

29,

Gege: The person who asked the question is "Dan Ruo Wuhen", how many toys have you tried?

Xiao Yi:?

Jiang Yang: I've never tried it. I don't like him being touched by other things, not even toys.

Xiao Yi: What if I say I like it.

Jiang Yang:! ? ! ?

Jiang Yang: Then is it too late for me to buy a box now! ?

Xiao Yi: Just kidding.

Xiao Yi: If you don't like it, I won't want it either.

30,

Ge Ge: The person who asked the question "wanted to be green and mysterious", what was he thinking when he was fainted?

Xiao Yi: I was thinking, he is so tired, but I have to trouble him to help me clean up.

Jiang Yang: (blushing) Don't bother, don't bother, it's what I should do.

Xiao Yi: Then do you want to hear other ideas?

Jiang Yang: Anything else?

Xiao Yi: Yes, I was thinking that tomorrow I must kill you idiot.

Jiang Yang:?

31,

Gege: The person who asked the question was "36537557", how did it feel for the first time?

Jiang Yang: I was so excited that my brain would explode, and I didn't have any ability to think.

Xiao Yi: It hurts.

Jiang Yang: (worried) Does it hurt...

Xiao Yi: Well, at first it was, but then it got better.

Jiang Yang: What about the next few times?

Xiao Yi: It didn't even hurt the first time.

Jiang Yang: (satisfied) That's fine.

32,

Gege: The person who asked the question was "36537557", did you ever go to the hospital as the doctor said?

Xiao Yi: No, I'm not that weak.

Jiang Yang: Even if I am not satisfied, I will not let his body be overdrawn.

Xiao Yi: I am in good health.

Jiang Yang: I was the one who held back.

Xiao Yi: Do you want to fight?

Jiang Yang: Hey hey, you are right!It's because he is in good health!

33,

Gege: The person who asked the question was "36537557", what is the first sentence you say to the other party when you return to tit-for-tat?

Jiang Yang: I am your future husband.

Xiao Yi: You idiot, get lost.

Jiang Yang: ...you don't love me anymore, I understand, I'll leave now.

Xiao Yi: But if I can really go back, maybe I dare not say anything, because I am too young, and I don't know what the other party thinks at that time.

Jiang Yang: Yes, if I really said that, I might be beaten by him.

Xiao Yi: It depends on the situation, in case there is something extra.

Jiang Yang:! ?

34,

Gege: The person who asked the question was "Deer." How many times have you fainted?Or every time?

Xiao Yi: I can't remember clearly, many times, but not every time.

Jiang Yang: Sometimes he is really...too seductive, so I can easily get on top of him, and then stay a little longer.

Jiang Yang: Mainly, he completely disregards his own body when he flirts. If I hadn't been able to control him that much, he would have been killed several times...

Xiao Yi: Because I believe in you.

Jiang Yang: Ah, you tease me again.

35,

Gege: The person who asked the question was "Caramel Macchiato", what did the other person do or say that made you feel the most happy?

Jiang Yang: Call me my husband, and say that I am very good and great, and when you can rely on me.

Xiao Yi: I am very happy when he is by my side.

Jiang Yang:? ? ?

Jiang Yang: Why are you so good at answering!Looks like a scumbag to me! !

36,

Gege: The questioner is "Caramel Macchiato", will you be the best man for Fang Kailan and Zhao Mingchen's wedding?

Jiang Yang: No, because we must be the first to get married. According to our customs, married people cannot be the best man.

Xiao Yi: Well, that's right.

37,

Pigeon: The person who asked the question was "Caramel Macchiato". I heard that someone paid [-] yuan per person for [-] yuan to get the certificate.

Xiao Yi: If he also feels this romantic, then each person will pay half.

Jiang Yang: I don't like this. Wouldn't it be nice to just pay for my wife to marry me? Besides... I really want to spend money for him, but he always asks for nothing.

Xiao Yi: I want you, aren't you worth enough?

Jiang Yang: (blushing) Here it is, all of it.

38,

Ge Ge: The questioner ".", if Xiao Yi was still an Alpha, would your ending be different?

Jiang Yang: What do you mean by being different?Just can't be in heat and can't get pregnant?Or when the pheromone will repel?

Jiang Yang: Well... But these are small cases. If he can't be in heat, I can also bring him the effect of heat. If he can't get pregnant and wants a child, he can adopt one. For pheromone rejection, just use more inhibitors.There is always a way, so I think the ending may be similar.

Xiao Yi: I think it might be different.

Jiang Yang:? ? ?

Jiang Yang: Will you like Omega after you become Alpha? !

I understand! !You don't love me anymore! !

Xiao Yi: (seriously) No, I think if I'm an Alpha, then I'm going to attack.

Jiang Yang: ...

Jiang Yang: (tears shed) You really still covet my chrysanthemum.

39,

Gege: The questioner is "One Ton of Medicine", when will you decide to get married?What is your expected wedding like?

Jiang Yang: Get married right away when you are old enough to get married, maybe you can get married right after you graduate from college.

Xiao Yi: As long as it's a wedding with him, I'm looking forward to it.

Jiang Yang: No, we get married once in our lifetime, and I must give you the grandest wedding.

40,

Gege: The questioner is "One Ton of Medicine", when will you make the permanent mark?

Jiang Yang: For the permanent mark, I guess I have to wait until I graduate from university... Because the permanent mark has a probability of making Xie pregnant, so I can't make a rash decision.

Xiao Yi: If there is a way not to get pregnant temporarily, there is nothing wrong with directly marking it permanently now.

Jiang Yang: Forget about those methods that are not good for your health. Although I am going crazy when I think of permanent markers that can directly contact 噫噫, but his will and health are still more important, so let’s talk about it when the time comes.

Gege: By the way, will it be seven days and seven nights?

Xiao Yi: ...

Jiang Yang: (suddenly blushes) I think this is very possible, after all, that feeling must be more exciting than the first time.

Gege: The question-and-answer session is over, thank you for your questions, and there are more questions that may be added in this chapter! (But the comments still have to go back to Chapter 87 to leave a comment, I will only count in that chapter!)

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