The rival's pheromone is super sweet

Yu Xiaoxiao hasn't seen it yet, so she doesn't know what it is. Although she heard Jiang Lin talk about doi on paper and drew the specific process, she still can't figure out what it is.

Seeing Jiang Lin standing by the wall trembling and about to piss his pants, Yu Xiaoxiao could only bite the bullet and explain: "Teacher, in fact, all this is a misunderstanding, Jiang Lin and I are just exchanging physiological knowledge... "

"Communication!? High school students can communicate this kind of thing!?" Qin Bing threw the paper on Yu Xiaoxiao's face, "Look for yourself!? What are these paintings!?"

Yu Xiaoxiao failed to catch it, and the paper floated to the ground, so she could only bend down to pick it up.

The paper is facing up, and all you can see are various doi poses and... diagrams of bundling and bundling play? ? ?

Yu Xiaoxiao bent over and settled in place, completely messed up.

He only knew that the monitor and the school bully were close, but he didn't expect to be so fucking good at playing, knowing more than himself, it was almost doubtful whether there was some kind of tendency.

The fanfiction I posted before is really ugly.

During the few seconds when the action was frozen, Yu Xiaoxiao thought a lot, without exception, it was all about the beautiful love between those two people, and she didn't realize how dangerous her situation was.

Qin Bing couldn't help it: "What are you doing? Pick it up!"

Yu Xiaoxiao quickly picked it up, crumpled the paper, and hid it behind her back: "Teacher, that's not the case, you really misunderstood..."

"Okay, there's no need to talk anymore," Qin Bing rubbed her temples. She was tired enough to complete the final papers all morning. Seeing this thing now gave her a very strong psychological blow. "This matter It's very serious, it's no longer on the level of puppy love, so I definitely can't forget it like this, I'll come to my office after lunch, get ready for the parents to come."

"Ahhhhhhhh," Yu Xiaoxiao almost screamed in pain, she couldn't let her parents know that she was thinking about these pornographic waste all day long, hugging the teacher and begging, "Teacher, this is me and Jiang Lin My classmate is ignorant, and I won't do it again in the future, can you..."

"No," Qin Bing interrupted sternly, and said with a straight face, "This matter involves privacy and... hobbies, I have no right to interfere, but after all, it is related to your mental health, so you must let your parents know."

After speaking, he left without looking back.

Yu Xiaoxiao wanted to cry without tears, so she thumped Jiang Lin: "What should I do, it's all your fault, why can't you sneak it to me!? What are you going to do like a confession!?"

Jiang Lin finally recovered from his fear, but he still had some lingering fears: "Sorry, I was too excited to tell you... Forget it, it's all my fault, I shouldn't be so curious, and put the monitor and the principal together Pa's privacy was dug out of the trash can."

"What can we do about this?" Yu Xiaoxiao and Jiang Lin went downstairs side by side, analyzing distressedly, "It must not be said that it is the monitor and the school bully. This matter is caused by us, and we must bear it. I have to bear it too, and this matter must not be known to the two of them."

Jiang Lin thought for a while: "Then... I said I picked it up, but I didn't understand what the painting was, so I came to ask you, because you are my best friend?"

"Do you think Lao Qin will believe it?" Yu Xiaoxiao rolled her eyes, "Do you think you are a three-year-old child? How can you, a young man who is about to grow up, not understand this?"

"..." Jiang Lin really didn't understand so much, otherwise he wouldn't be so shocked.

He felt his pure and weak heart offended.

"Let's take one step at a time," Yu Xiaoxiao looked at the sky at 45 degrees melancholy, "Who told me to gossip like that, this is the lesson."

Jiang Yang and Xiao Yi took the meal back to the dormitory from the cafeteria, kissed each other impatiently as soon as the door closed, not knowing what happened to the piece of paper.

Those paintings are nothing to look at directly, but as long as they associate the content of the paintings with the other party, they will feel dry all over.

I want to do all of the above.

The more you kiss, the hotter you get, and the more you kiss, the more you will take off your clothes, Xiao Yicai finally pushed Jiang Yang away: "...I haven't eaten yet."

There was nothing else in Jiang Yang's mind, it was all taken up by the wet and slightly swollen lips in front of him, he raised his hand and pressed Xiao Yi's hands on the top of his head to fix it, and pinched Xiao Yi's chin with the other hand, forcing him to close his mouth Opened up and kissed deeper.

"Well……"

Because the other party's actions were too enthusiastic, Xiao Yi was so groaned by the kiss, he immediately stopped his voice after realizing it, and opened his eyes.

Then at a glance, I saw that the screen of the mobile phone on the table was on. It seemed that there were many continuous messages, which would keep the screen on for so long.

"I'll check my phone first," Xiao Yi pushed Jiang Yang away with his knees, and said in a hoarse voice, "There may be something urgent, and there are not many people I reminded by turning on the message."

Jiang Yang reluctantly let go of his red wrist, and followed Xiao Yi to the desk.

Then pressed up from behind.

"..." Although Xiao Yi had expected that the other party would be so clingy, he still couldn't laugh or cry when he was lying on his stomach on the table.

The message came from the discussion group in the dormitory, which is usually a private chat, unless there is something to be announced openly, no one will talk there.

[Fang Kailan]: According to gossip, Jiang Lin and Yu Xiaoxiao were arrested by Lao Qin for their puppy love. Lao Qin was very angry and will go to the office for interrogation soon!

[Luo Yong]: I'm stupid, I'll just jump off the building, Jiang Lin can find a girlfriend, but I can only have gay sex with the school committee.

[Fan Dongsheng]: What happened to our class?Why can't everyone fall in love with learning?If you don't fall in love with the study, it's okay to fall in love with the school committee?

[Zhao Mingchen]: Next time, I will introduce you to a girl who loves to study.

[Fang Kailan]: A girl who loves to study? ?Why are you talking to girls? ?Do you not love me anymore? ?

[Luo Yong]: Wait a minute... As far as I know, these two don't seem to have much intersection before, why can they fall in love early?And Yu Xiaoxiao is a girl...uh...it doesn't look like she will fall in love early...

Xiao Yi frowned: "Yu Xiaoxiao and Jiang Lin?"

"What's the matter, are they looking for you for something?" Jiang Yang didn't bother to look at the screen, pressed behind and greedily smelled the pheromone left on the back of his neck, and lightly pecked Xiao Yi's ear, "This posture seems good , we will use this pose in the future—”

Xiao Yi interrupted suddenly, with a calm and serious tone: "I seem to know."

"Huh?" Jiang Yang obviously felt the unusualness in Xiao Yi's tone, and stopped his sticky movements, "Know what?"

"Jiang Lin and Yu Xiaoxiao don't usually get in touch, but Yu Xiaoxiao is more gossip and is very curious about our affairs, so it is very likely that Jiang Lin is our back desk." Xiao Yi quickly analyzed, "Jiang Lin just watched today. When we got our piece of paper, he seemed to be frightened, and maybe he would tell Yu Xiaoxiao about it."

Jiang Yang nodded, and then said: "I was caught in the process of telling the story, and then I was misunderstood as a puppy love? No way, it's okay to talk normally between classmates, and it's not like we are doing things like we are now."

After speaking, he pinched Xiao Yi's waist and moved it, just stuck his own in the middle of the depression, as if he was doing something.

Xiao Yi's face was a little red, but he still cleared his throat, frowned and said, "So Qin Bing must have a piece of evidence, for example...the piece of paper you threw in the trash can when you went out."

"I'm stupid? What the hell?" Jiang Yang finally lost his composure, "Jiang Lin is fucking looking through the trash can?"

"At present, this is the most likely thing." Xiao Yi took out the packing box and squeezed his body back, "Let's finish eating quickly, and then go to the office door to see if it's related to us."

Xiao Yi was too soft, Jiang Yang was dizzy from being squeezed, but obediently stood up and stood aside, pulled his deformed school uniform pants, and took his lunch away.

"There's too little time at noon, don't do it," Xiao Yi noticed the regret on Jiang Yang's face, and comforted him in a gentle voice, "I'll play with you at night, and play according to the paper."

Just as Jiang Yang showed a perverted foolish smile, Xiao Yi continued: "The premise is that today is safe and sound."

"……Oh."

As soon as the two of them finished their meal, they went to Qin Bing's office to peek through the small window. Sure enough, Yu Xiaoxiao and Jiang Lin were standing side by side with their heads bowed inside. .

Jiang Yang opened the small window a little, and listened intently with bated breath.

"You guys are talking about it. Didn't you really want to explain it before? Why don't you say it now?" Qin Bing glanced at the faces of the two, "I'll ask you if you are together, and if the above things are true. The teacher will not interfere with your privacy and hobbies, but the teacher must have an idea in mind."

"We..." Yu Xiaoxiao was entangled to death. If they said they were together, they would definitely not be able to escape the punishment for puppy love;

"That piece of paper doesn't belong to them." Xiao Yi suddenly pushed open the office door and walked in, "I drew it."

"!?" Yu Xiaoxiao was shocked when she saw Xiao Yi, guilt and guilt burst out in an instant, and she quickly said, "How could that be, it was obviously drawn by me!"

Jiang Lin was inspired by Yu Xiaoxiao's spirit, and patted his chest very loyally: "Teacher, I drew it!"

"You misrecognize a ghost, what does it have to do with you?" Jiang Yang couldn't listen any longer, and followed him in, "I drew that, and it has nothing to do with them."

Qin Bing was stunned: "...Huh?"

"I drew it!" Fang Kailan also squeezed in through the door, "It has nothing to do with them!"

"???"

Luo Yong also followed up righteously: "No, I drew it!"

Jiang Yang was confused: "When did you come here!? What are you doing out of nowhere!?"

"Because I drew it!" Fan Dongsheng stood behind and said loudly.

In an instant, the number of suspects became seven, and Qin Bing was completely confused: "...what's going on?"

"Why are you here to join in the fun, really," Jiang Yang couldn't laugh or cry, he was speechless, and pushed the three roommates out together, "Don't make trouble for adults, children, do you know what it is, you just rush up, it's funny Bar."

Fang Kailan spoke righteously: "You and the squad leader can both be heroes! Why can't we!"

Xiao Yi laughed: "Because it was originally drawn by me."

Even with threats and coaxing, Jiang Yang finally shut the three of them out of the office.

"This piece of paper does not belong to Yu Xiaoxiao, nor does it belong to Jiang Lin." Xiao Yi's tone was indifferent, but he was more convincing than the righteousness of others. "If the teacher really doesn't believe it, you can compare the writing on it to see what it is. not mine."

Qin Bing picked it up and looked at it for a while with a blushing face. There were some small characters such as "Mmmm, you are so big, my husband". The handwriting seemed to belong to this dignified and self-reliant monitor...

But this, this, unsightly content... I can't imagine it at all...

Qin Bing's head hurt a little, and he felt that he was gradually unable to keep up with the young man's thoughts. He was about to say something when he suddenly found other handwriting. She also recognized this handwriting. It seemed to be Jiang Yang's...

Qin Bing glanced at Jiang Yang, then at Xiao Yi, gradually lost in confusion, and asked tiredly: "So what's going on, why is it in the hands of Jiang Lin and Yu Xiaoxiao?"

"This matter has nothing to do with them. You let them go back first, and we will talk in private." Xiao Yi calmly made arrangements, making Qin Bing think for a moment that he was the teacher.

After sending away the terrified Yu Xiaoxiao and Jiang Lin, there were only three people left in the office, Xiao Yi slowly took Jiang Yang's hand, held it tightly, and said in a clear and firm voice, "Teacher, we fell in love early. "

"..."

Not to mention Qin Bing, Jiang Yang didn't expect Xiao Yi to be so straightforward.

There was an eerie silence in the office for a while.

Qin Bing deliberated on his words for a long time, and then slowly opened his mouth after a long while: "Although Jiang Yang's grades this semester have indeed improved rapidly, and Xiao Yi's grades have remained first in the grade, but puppy love and... and that kind of thing, high school students It's better not to...too, too involved..."

Looking at the two people in front of him who were so firm that they didn't feel that he was wrong at all, Qin Bing almost thought that he was actually wrong, and his words became more and more emboldened.

Why did she become like this? It is obvious that she is the most authoritative person in this room.

Qin Bing sighed.

"It won't affect your studies, the top two in your grade will be tested," Xiao Yi lowered his eyes slightly, his eyes resting on the piece of paper on his desk, "But if we break up, it will definitely affect our studies."

"..." Qin Bing felt that he was threatened, and almost didn't come up in one breath, but inexplicably felt that what Xiao Yi said was right. After thinking about it, he could only persuade him from other aspects, "Although it won't affect your studies. , but it may affect other people, such as your dormitory—"

Xiao Yi suddenly took out a piece of paper from his pocket, handed it over, and said solemnly: "This is an application form for changing dormitories. Any intimacy beyond the scope of friends, things like today will definitely not happen again, the grades will never regress, and you will never do things that minors should not do."

Qin Bing: "..." Well, he said everything.

Seeing that Xiao Yi was so determined, Jiang Yang felt a strange kind of passion ignited, and then he patted his chest and promised: "I swear to God, we will never break up, and we will definitely get married, and we will definitely invite the teacher to a wedding banquet. "

Qin Bing: "..." Why did I eat the student's dog food... I am obviously not married yet... You are talking about marriage...

The preparatory bell for class rang, and Qin Bing had nothing to persuade him for the time being. Even if he said it, he would be refuted by the two people in front of him, so he sent them back to the classroom for class, and then took out the class phone book.

Can only rely on the parents.Qin Bing thought.

Qin Bing dialed Xiao Yi's mother's phone number: "Hello, is this Xiao Yi's mother? I'm Teacher Qin, the head teacher. I need to let you know about this..."

Qin Bing explained briefly, took a photo of the piece of paper as evidence, and sent it to Xiao Yi's mother.

"What!?" Xiao Yi's mother was so excited that she almost screamed, "Xiao Yi and Xiao Jiang fell in love early!? Really!?"

Qin Bing was quite satisfied with this reaction, and was about to persuade patiently, but Xiao Yi's mother on the phone continued to say excitedly, speaking very fast, as if she had won a multi-million-dollar prize: "Great!! My wooden son has finally enlightened Yes!! I just said that Xiao Jiang is a good boy who suits Xiao Yi!! I will send Xiao Jiang a message later to congratulate him!! Thank you Teacher Qin for telling me this!! You are such a good and responsible teacher!! This is really a god Great news!! I’m going to tell Xiaoyi’s father right now!!”

"...?" Qin Bing shook his hands and almost dropped his phone on the ground, "No, Mother Xiao Yi, you may have misunderstood, did you... see that photo, the picture on it...is your son I drew it with Jiang Yang..."

"After reading it, it's just fun. I understand that there are more or less things between lovers." Xiao Yi's mother said with a smile, even a little shy, "My father and I also do this sometimes, which helps Enhancing feelings does not affect physical and mental health, nor does it affect academic performance, there is no problem at all."

"..."

Qin Bing hung up the phone sadly, and called Jiang Yang's father again.

"Oh, this, I know," Jiang Jincheng's tone was very relaxed, even showing off, "Not only do I know this, I also know what they secretly play...Sailor suit play! Haha, enough tricks! I didn't know any of this when I was young!"

"???"

Qin Bing hung up the phone, stared blankly, and sat down on the chair collapsed.

why! ?

Why did things become like this! ?

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