The rival's pheromone is super sweet

night.

Xiao Yi finally finished the day's task of brushing questions before ten o'clock. Before the water was cut off, he went to the dilapidated public bathroom of the rented house to take a hot and cold shower. He picked an apple that was not bad and washed it. , and opened the campus forum.

There was a small red dot displayed in the private message, Xiao Yi took a bite of the apple and clicked in.

The last unread message was "I need your rescue urgently". Xiao Yi thought that Apple would not care about someone who wanted to commit suicide, so he quickly clicked on the chat history to read it.

[Administrator] "Yisheng has me": Moderator, I need you!My family, Yiyi, was posted on the forum again today!

[Administrator] "Yisheng has me": How do you deal with this time?There were hundreds of replies in one day, and there was an argument later, should you delete the post?

[Administrator] "Yisheng has me": Oh my god, he's so handsome!My nose bleeds are about to come out!Why is Yiyi so handsome when he kicks the shuttlecock!I used to think that those who like shuttlecock kicking are all bitches, but today I have learned a lot. Handsome people are handsome even if they are jumping rubber bands!

[Administrator] "Yisheng has me": Fuck me!Nosebleeds are fucking coming out!Ahhh!I'm starting to get hungry, what should I do!Woooooooooooo I'm a pervert!I actually want to get my hands on the flowers of Gaoling!I'm guilty!

[Administrator] "Yisheng has me": I don't want so many people to watch my Yiyi!Ah ah ah ah ah!Today is such an exciting reality show at noon that I am taking a nap!He even scolded my sister for waking me up, idiot!I'm going to kill myself!

[Administrator] "Yisheng has me": Ah!I am dead.

[Administrator] "Yisheng has me": Why aren't you online yet?Is the forum not fun enough?Could it be that Yiyi is not good enough?Am I not your favorite sister?

[Administrator] "Yisheng has me": I have died several times, and the coffin boards are about to be smashed by me. You haven't been online yet, so you have lost Yiyi.

[Administrator] "Yisheng has me": I just took another look at that post, and there is a photo where Yiyi showed his waist when he jumped up!So white, so thin, so sexy!You can also see the shallow waist!Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!I shot myself into the Pacific Ocean and drowned!

[Administrator] "Yisheng has me": I urgently need your rescue.

Xiao Yi: "..." It was a false alarm.

Xiao Yi continued to eat the apple, and typed a reply.

[Moderator] "Wu Xiao": I just finished the TV series, now I'm going to watch it.

Clicking on the homepage of the Yueming No. [-] Middle School forum, what caught the eye was a big "Hot", followed by a title of the UC Shock Department—Shock!The president and the school bully have a public duel!Who is the real No. [-] High School Grass!

The number of replies has exceeded a thousand and is still growing, and the growth rate is getting faster and faster.

Xiao Yi had a headache.

The earliest things can be traced back to May of this year, when the previous moderator resigned because he was preparing for the college entrance examination, and the position of moderator was vacated.

Xiao Yi didn't visit the forum very much at first, but he clicked on it by chance and found out that the election for the new moderator was in progress.He thought that forum management can be regarded as a part of student management. It would be convenient for him to be a moderator, so he applied for it. The election manifesto was copied from the Internet. He thought that the competition was fierce, so he didn't have much hope, so he threw it away after applying. in the back of the head.

After entering the forum two weeks later, Xiao Yi saw the [moderator] logo in front of his ID. He was a little surprised. After searching for a long time, he found the moderator election entrance in a corner, clicked on it, and found that there were only two In the personal campaign, the other person wrote the words "choose me" in his manifesto, which was obviously insincere and unreasonable, so in the end, Xiao Yi won with 271 votes, while his opponent only had 2 votes.

Xiao Yi carefully read the manifesto he copied casually at the time. The content was full of literary talent and passion, and the lines reflected responsibility and responsibility, reform and innovation. Xiao Yi almost clapped his hands and applauded, only to find out at the end that it was a campaign for mayor.

...Okay, I guess others didn't take a closer look.

Now that he's a moderator, he can't be ignorant. Xiao Yi went to the homepage of the forum and browsed around, and saw a post on the selection of the No. [-] high school student, with over [-] replies. Xiao Yi's eyelids twitched, and he clicked on that post.

The date of posting was September last year. More than half a year later, the popularity has not diminished but increased. Many people are resident in that post, chatting and discussing related topics when they have nothing to do.

There have been different opinions in the front of the post, each recommended candidates, some voted at the bottom and shouted +1+10086+ID number, some quarreled at the bottom saying who is a scumbag who is not worthy of being a school grass, and some said they are ugly at the bottom I am not as good as fans of my family Idol's.

until a reply appears.

In that reply, there was no text introduction, only a photo that was not very clear, it was a candid shot taken from a long distance. The button was fastened to the top one, with a book in his hand, wearing glasses, with an indifferent expression, very much like a cool male lead who came out of a book.

There were all screams from below, not even accusing the floor owner of secretly filming.

Xiao Yi immediately recognized it was him, and recalled it. This was the scene of reporting before the first year of high school. The book in his hand was "Rashomon", which he read during the class meeting that day.

Scrolling down the post, sure enough, Xiao Yi's identity was quickly picked up, and countless candid shots from various angles, and even close-up side-face photos in the classroom were attached, and finally got a recognized title—" You can only watch from afar the flower of the No. [-] High School, which is not to be played with."

Just when Xiao Yi's name was about to be stamped as the school grassroots, Jiang Yang's candid photo was also posted on it. Everyone followed suit and quickly picked up Jiang Yang's identity, and gave him the special title "Ritian The sun and earth are so cool, the most A of the four middle school "Alpha", and attached countless candid photos. In one photo, Jiang Yang looks at the camera and compares his hands with scissors, smiling like a 180-pound child. Xiao Yi doubts this Fools are being lied to.

Since then, there has been a fierce competition for the position of school grass between the "Flower of the No. [-] Middle School" and "the Alpha with the most A in the No. [-] Middle School". There was no result, and finally everyone shook hands and made peace, announcing that there was no school grass in the Fourth Middle School.

Although the school grass incident is over, posts about the two of them have been emerging endlessly since then. They can post a post when they meet in the playground cafeteria and take a photo, and then there are hundreds of replies. I don’t know if the teacher left too little homework. .

After reading the post, he felt that his world view had been refreshed. Xiao Yi, a rookie moderator who was still in shock, went to find the person whose ID was "Yi Sheng You Me", and found that this person was actually a manager.

After some exchanges, Xiao Yi knew that "Yisheng has me" is a fan of Xiao Yi, so he changed his ID for Xiao Yi, and even talked about the major events of Xiao Yi's popularity on the forum, such as Xiao Yi's student union winning the election, As well as Xiao Yi's ten-thousand-year slaughter list in the exam, etc., some things are more detailed than Xiao Yi himself knows.

"Yisheng has me" asked why he specifically asked about Xiao Yi's situation, could it be that he also likes Xiao Yi's sister, Xiao Yi thought for a moment, and replied "Yes".

From then on, Xiao Yi became his loyal fan, became a respected moderator by virtue of liking him, and became good sisters with the most active administrator on the forum.

He just wanted to be a competent student council president, but it turned out like this in the end.

Life is a dream.

Xiao Yi sighed deeply, and clicked on the UC shock post.

The main building has a few photos and a commentary full of exclamation marks. On the back floor, someone posted a few moving pictures of the game, which are wonderful moments cut from the video. The reply below is 99+ directly, with hundreds of likes.

Scrolling down, there was a quarrel again, the fans on both sides were frantically fighting, and occasionally I could see a few who said that the squad leader of Class [-] was handsome and wanted to chase after him.

Xiao Yi thought for a while, then typed a reply.

[Moderator] "Wu Xiao": Stop arguing, you are handsome, go to bed early.

Then I immediately received a bunch of "What the moderator says is the most beautiful is right", "I know the moderator said so, but he still prefers my family Yiyi", "They are all handsome, so there is nothing to be noisy about", " Listen to the moderator's reply, wash and sleep, anyway, there is no winner." Reply.

Xiao Yi stopped reading, exited this post, and returned to the private message interface.

[Moderator] "Wu Xiao": I finished reading it, and tried to persuade me to stop.

[Administrator] "Yisheng has me": You are late, I have already been handsome to death.

[Moderator] "Wu Xiao": ...

[Administrator] "Yisheng has me": Why is my family, Yiyi, so beautiful? Why is there such a perfect man in the world, but that man doesn't belong to me? It's really sad.

[Administrator] "Yisheng has me": Ah, I died again, this time it was painful.

[Moderator] "Wu Xiao": But he doesn't belong to anyone either.

[Administrator] "Yisheng has me": Sisters are right, it looks like unrequited love for too long, figured it out, I also want to establish this kind of optimistic attitude to prevent tears from bursting.

Xiao Yi thinks that this administrator is actually quite cute.

But Xiao Yi knew deeply that those people who said they liked him on the forum didn't know him at all, and they didn't even talk to him at all.

The him they like and the real him are not actually the same person.

[Moderator] "Wu Xiao": Jiang Yang is also handsome, don't you like Jiang Yang?

[Administrator] "Yisheng has me": I don't like it!I don't like the school bully's character design, but I like Yiyi's kind, who is cold, indifferent, clear in heart, indifferent to the world, like a prince who comes out of a story... Ah!I went to the mass grave to look for Ah Wei!Good night!

[Moderator] "Wu Xiao": Good night.

Xiao Yi turned off the phone screen and lay on the bed, he couldn't help thinking about it: If one day, she knew that she was different from her fantasy, not only was her heart not clear, but she was really the black-bellied old bastard Jiang Yang said, even in She concealed her identity and sex on the forum and became a good sister with her. Will she be scared until she graduates?

but……

There won't be such a day.