The rival's pheromone is super sweet

After the actors are all set, the next step is to measure the size and prepare the custom clothing.

At night, Jiang Yang and Xiao Yi weighed each other in the bathroom.

"Have you measured it?" Xiao Yi glanced at Jiang Yang, who was standing beside him, carefully measuring his shoulder length, and prepared to record with a form in his hand, "How much."

Jiang Yang replied: "18 centimeters."

After Xiao Yi wrote a 1, his movements stopped: "..."

"It's really 18 centimeters. I didn't lie to you. I don't believe you can measure it."

Xiao Yi remained expressionless, raised his knee, and pushed Jiang Yang hard: "I'll give you another chance to repeat."

"Ah," Jiang Yang covered his hands in pain, "Do you want to murder your husband?"

Xiao Yi snatched the cloth measuring tape and pushed the limping Jiang Yang out of the bathroom.

"I measure it myself."

Jiang Yang couldn't speak yellow accents, but was shut out by his descendants. He staggered back to his seat, and happened to meet Fang Kailan's gaze.

Fang Kailan's eyes were shining brightly: "School bully, what's wrong with you?"

Jiang Yang was miserable: "Can't you see this, you were raped by the family."

Fang Kailan: "..." Oh my god, it's so sweet.

Xiao Yi came out after measuring for a while, and threw the cloth measuring tape to Jiang Yang, letting him measure by himself.

The cloth measuring tape unraveled and rolled to the ground in a mess.

...like a ball of rope.

Xiao Yi inexplicably thought of the scene in Fanrenwen where Jiang Yang took out a bundle of rope from the box and tied himself up.

Jiang Yang thought about it too, and even quickly made up the scene, his throat was dry.

Of course Fang Kailan, who had read the fanfiction more than a dozen times, also thought of it, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but frantically raised his face.

The three of them thought of the same scene at the same time, but they all pretended that nothing happened and they didn't think of anything. They looked away with reddish faces, and deeply hid their embarrassing thoughts.

Finally, Luo Yong picked up the cloth measuring tape: "Don't you want to measure it, then I'll go."

"..."

In the stage play, Luo Yong was assigned the role of the younger brother among the fat twin brothers, and the older brother was played by another classmate who was fatter than him.

None of them objected to the casting, they just felt offended.

And whispered bb in his heart: We are obviously not as fat as in the movie!

"Hey, by the way, I suddenly discovered something!" Fan Dongsheng looked at the calendar excitedly, "This Saturday is the squad leader's birthday! Do you want to go out to eat, sing and watch movies! It's okay to play the escape room again!"

Luo Yong stood at the door of the bathroom, measuring the length of his legs with difficulty, but he still didn't forget to complain: "Who didn't want to go out to play before, and kept saying that he only wanted to study in his heart?"

Fan Dongsheng pushed his glasses: "Hehe, if it's your birthday, I only want to study in my heart, but if it's the squad leader's birthday, then I—"

"No," Xiao Yi said lightly, "I have something to do that day."

Jiang Yang: "!?"

Fan Dongsheng's excited face instantly collapsed: "What's the matter? Is the monitor going home for his birthday that day?"

Xiao Yi was opened up to a new way of thinking: "...That's right, I couldn't play with you when I went home that day, but I can make up for it later."

Jiang Yang immediately followed up and said: "On the day of making up, I invite everyone to go anywhere and order whatever you want."

Luo Yong instantly revealed star eyes of incomparable admiration: "School bully is awesome!!"

"Then this Saturday," Zhao Mingchen said casually, his eyes swept over Xiao Yi's face, "Student Jiang is going home too?"

Jiang Yang looked inexplicable: "Yes, didn't you go home last week?"

Zhao Mingchen smiled and asked, "The two of you are going back to the same home, aren't you?"

Jiang Yang: "..." Are you a prophet!

Fang Kailan began to brainstorm wildly, the corners of his mouth could not be suppressed at all, but he questioned: "My God! What are you talking about, Zhao Mingchen! How could this be so! How could it be!"

"What's the matter, are you envious?" Zhao Mingchen looked at Fang Kailan and curled the corner of his mouth, "I will invite you to my house when your birthday is next year, baby."

Fang Kailan almost flicked his tongue: "??? Big, it's unnecessary!"

After the topic ended for a long time, Fang Kailan belatedly began to recall Zhao Mingchen's words, thinking that if the squad leader really went to the Xiaoba's house, then the content in the fanfiction... ahhhhhhh! !

[Fang Kailan]: Your dream is about to come true! !

[Fang Kailan]: The squad leader celebrates his birthday on Saturday, and seems to be going out to play with the school bully, and then stay at his house at night, ahhhhhhhhhhh! ! !

[Yu Xiaoxiao]: Oh oh.

[Fang Kailan]:? ? ?Why don't you scream with me?

[Yu Xiaoxiao]: They live at home, can we see them?

【Yu Xiaoxiao】: Then I'm so excited! !I want you to broadcast live to me! !

[Fang Kailan]: Hmph, love to drink or not.

[Yu Xiaoxiao]: Forget it, I wrote another one today, it’s relatively short, it’s based on the dormitory, I sent it to you, keep an eye on it, if anything happens to them, they must tell me immediately.

[Fang Kailan]:! ! !

Xiao Yi opened it the first time he received it.

Although the content inside is not as exciting as before, it is very suitable for the dormitory environment. It even contains Jiang Yang's suggestion of facing the mirror before...

Xiao Yi's mood was complicated, and he had a trace of doubt.

【Xiao Yi】: Where did I see this.

[Fang Kailan]: I saw it by accident, in the forum.

[Xiao Yi]:?

What the hell are you kidding, how can I not know what was posted on the forum.

[Xiao Yi]: I'll give you another chance, repeat.

[Fang Kailan]: Uh...

[Fang Kailan]: Written by a classmate.

[Xiao Yi]: Yu Xiaoxiao?

[Fang Kailan]: Damn me!Monitor, are you a fairy?How did you guess it! ?

[Xiao Yi]: Did you send it to Jiang Yang?

[Fang Kailan]: No, absolutely not.

[Xiao Yi]: Really not?

[Fang Kailan]: ...It was posted, but he didn't know that you had read it too.

[Xiao Yi]: Well, then don't send this to him.

If so, there is a 95% chance that he will want to practice it tonight.

[Fang Kailan]: ...I'll withdraw it now! ! !

However, it was too late.

Before Fang Kailan withdrew and sincerely confessed to Xiao Yi, Jiang Yang had already got up and walked to Xiao Yi's seat with a complicated expression on his face, and even tried to drag him to the bathroom.

Xiao Yi: "..." Damn, are you so fast? Your physical fitness is really good.

Fang Kailan: "..." Although she might be beaten, it's still so sweet.

Xiao Yi twitched the corner of his mouth: "What are you doing?"

Xiao Yi glanced down, the pants Jiang Yang was wearing were very fat, and he couldn't see anything: "No need, just look for yourself."

Jiang Yang noticed Xiao Yi's gaze, his face turned pale with shock, and he even covered it up with 300 taels of silver: "What do you mean by that look, do I want to show you my big baby?"

Xiao Yi: "..." Isn't it?

"Come here quickly, come here and talk." Jiang Yang resumed his serious and complicated expression just now, and forcibly dragged Xiao Yi to the bathroom.

"Ah?" Jiang Yang froze for a moment, "You mean the one from last night?"

"..." Xiao Yi thought to himself, it looks like he hasn't watched tonight's episode, "What's wrong?"

Jiang Yang solemnly took out a piece of paper, on which were three water-based pens... er, ghost symbols.

Xiao Yi looked at it for a long time, turned the paper over and turned it over to look at it, but in the end he still couldn't see which side was facing up, so he could only ask, "What is this?"

Jiang Yang's ears were a little red, and he looked directly at Xiao Yi: "Choose one."

"I don't even know what it is, how to choose."

"Just look at your eyes and find the one you like the most."

"..." Xiao Yi took a closer look, and still felt that it was more difficult than testing the color-blindness album.

Mainly because I don't know what to do.

"This one." Xiao Yi pointed to the last one, "And then?"

Jiang Yang threw away the paper contentedly: "Okay, that's it, and then it'll be fine."

Xiao Yi: "...?"

"By the way, what did you just say about fanhumanities?" Jiang Yang took out his phone and swipe it a few times, "Is it there again... Wow, there really is!"

Xiao Yi tried to snatch the phone, but Jiang Yang grabbed his wrist.

Jiang Yang smiled and dodged Xiao Yi's kicking leg, and stuck Xiao Yi's leg against the wall: "Don't move, let me see, I always want to know why my boyfriend is aiming randomly?"

"..."

Jiang Yang opened the document in front of Xiao Yi, Xiao Yi closed his eyes, and leaned against the wall resignedly.

"Damn it, who the hell wrote this? It's amazing," Jiang Yang said while browsing quickly, "She knows I thought about facing the mirror and forgetting about it, how does she know that I am in this posture now? ?”

"Pinch your chin..." Jiang Yang pinched Xiao Yi's chin according to the way of writing in Tongrenwen, and raised it up forcefully to face himself, "I don't seem to have tried this kind of intimate method, do you want to try it?"

Xiao Yisheng has nothing to love: "If I say no, will you let me go?"

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Jiang Yang raised the corner of his mouth and smiled: "Of course not."

After that, he kissed him.

Clutching the back of the head is just to press the other party closer to oneself, while pinching the chin can control the opening and closing of the other party's mouth, not only can control the other party well, firmly grasp the initiative, but also help... tongue kiss.

Jiang Yang's head was hot, and he couldn't bear to read what was written in Fanrenwen, so he turned off his phone and put it in his pocket, then pinched Xiao Yi's waist, and kissed him more deeply.

……

"By the way, look at your reaction just now," Jiang Yang rubbed Xiao Yi's lips, and asked in a low voice, "Did you read the fanart last night?"

"...He sent us all."

Jiang Yang tempted: "Want to try? Weekend."

Xiao Yi was about to explode with shame, frowned, and replied vaguely: "Let's talk about it."

Jiang Yang was very satisfied with the answer, and squeezed Xiao Yi's chin again and kissed it.

Low panting sounds intertwined with each other, and the atmosphere was ambiguous.

Jiang Yang wanted to put his hand into the hem of the clothes that was close at hand, and even started to move slowly, almost touching the hot skin of the other party.

"My grass..."

Jiang Yang let go of Xiao Yi almost instantly, and the two looked in the direction of the voice at the same time, only to see Fan Dongsheng standing in front of the toilet door holding a water glass, dumbfounded.

"..." Oops, the door wasn't closed.