The rival's pheromone is super sweet

The next morning, Xiao Yi got up later than usual, and his complexion was very bad when he got up, as weak as if his energy had been sucked dry by a goblin.

Jiang Yang is that damn goblin.

When Xiao Yi went to the bathroom, Jiang Yang followed Xiao Yi to go in too.

"No entry," Xiao Yi blocked the door, looking at Jiang Yang coldly, "Go back."

Jiang Yang explained pitifully: "I want to wash up too..."

Xiao Yi sneered: "I won't believe the scumbag's nonsense. I will never go into the bathroom with you again. You can wash after I finish washing."

After speaking, he immediately closed the door, keeping Jiang Yang out.

Fang Kailan took off his earphones and was going to have breakfast, when he saw Jiang Yang standing at the door of the bathroom in despair, and asked casually, "School bully, what's wrong with you?"

"My wife said I was a scumbag," Jiang Yang blamed himself, "He doesn't want me anymore."

Fang Kailan sighed, stepped forward and patted Jiang Yang on the shoulder: "My condolences are easy, it doesn't matter if you lose your wife, you still have the squad leader."

Jiang Yang sighed: "But I don't want the monitor, I just want him to be my wife."

Fang Kailan looked at Jiang Yang who returned to his seat dejectedly: "...?" What is this strange feeling?Is the "ta" that the school bully said "he" or "she"?Why do I feel like I'm still under the car?

After thinking about it, Fang Kailan took out her mobile phone and clicked on Yu Xiaoxiao's private chat.

[Fang Kailan]: You have always known the best, and you have always known the most. I must come to ask you today.

[Fang Kailan]: Are the monitor and school bully real?

[Yu Xiaoxiao]: Huh?Are you craving CP and crazy ball?They are both your roommates, don't you know?I have clairvoyance to see the daily life in your dormitory?

[Fang Kailan]: ...I think they are weird recently. Although they have been sleeping in the same bed before, it feels a little different recently, and the two of them stayed together in the toilet for more than an hour last night, as if they washed together After taking a shower, the monitor's mouth was still swollen after he came out.

[Fang Kailan]: The school bully has always mentioned his wife these two days, but I think the wife the school bully talks about is the squad leader.

[Yu Xiaoxiao]: We stayed together for more than an hour! !Take a bath together! ! !Mouth is swollen! ! !

【Yu Xiaoxiao】: ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! !

[Yu Xiaoxiao]: I think you must have misunderstood. They probably rushed to take a shower and then had a fight. The class leader's mouth was swollen. The school bully was too much.

[Fang Kailan]: ...Huh?

Yu Xiaoxiao was dancing wildly with her mobile phone excitedly at this time, laughing wildly in her heart: Why are these boys so easy to deceive!The CP I stand on is the sweetest in the world, and I absolutely do not allow others to compete with me!Hehehehehe... No, what am I thinking!My original intention was to help them keep their secrets!It must be so!It's not that I'm narrow-minded, eh!

[Fang Kailan]: Something is wrong with you.

[Yu Xiaoxiao]:?

[Fang Kailan]: Originally, I was just skeptical, but now that you say that... I think I'm probably right.

[Fang Kailan]: They are just falling in love.

[Yu Xiaoxiao]: ... You think too much.

Yu Xiaoxiao was shocked: Why didn't this man play his cards according to the routine! !

[Fang Kailan]: Do you know any secrets?

【Yu Xiaoxiao】: How is it possible!How could my big mouth know the secret and not tell it!

[Fang Kailan]: You tell me what you know, and I will tell you in detail everything they did together last night.

[Yu Xiaoxiao]: They went to the couple's hall to watch a movie together and fed each other popcorn. The monitor fell asleep and leaned on the school bully's shoulder. The school bully's eyes were particularly doting.

[Fang Kailan]: As expected, you know.

[Fang Kailan]: When did this happen?

【Yu Xiaoxiao】: National Day...

【Yu Xiaoxiao】: I even took a picture at that time.

【Yu Xiaoxiao】: [Picture]

[Fang Kailan]: Damn me!It turned out that we were together so early! ?

[Yu Xiaoxiao]: Tell me quickly, what were they doing in the toilet last night, did they make any strange noises?Does anyone have strange marks on their necks?Is there anyone who has a sore back and wants to kill the other party?

[Fang Kailan]: I don't know that much.

[Yu Xiaoxiao]: Then what can you tell me? ?

[Fang Kailan]: I've told you everything I know. I didn't pay attention to my neck, and I didn't hear the voice. The squad leader was as cold as ever and couldn't see that he was going to kill the school bully.

[Yu Xiaoxiao]:? ? ?So what did you just commit to? ? ?

[Fang Kailan]: I'm sorry, I've been with Zhao Mingchen for a long time, and I've more or less learned his tricks.

【Yu Xiaoxiao】:...

【Yu Xiaoxiao】: Good!You lied to me! !You wait! !I will write [-] words today Zhao Mingchen × your colleague Xiao Huangwen! !I must kill you to death! ! !

Fang Kailan showed a nonchalant smile, and was about to type when she saw Yu Xiaoxiao's next sentence.

[Yu Xiaoxiao]: I will send it to Zhao Mingchen after I finish writing it tonight! !You wait to die! !

[Fang Kailan]: No! !sister! !You don't know what kind of person Zhao Mingchen is! !He never refuses anyone! !He also held me in his arms and said that I am delicate and soft like an Omega! ! !

[Fang Kailan]: No! !He will definitely implement it according to the same humanities! !Just say what you want! !I will never cheat you again! ! !

[Yu Xiaoxiao]: Hmph, seeing your good attitude, I will reluctantly cooperate with you once.

[Yu Xiaoxiao]: Then today I will rewrite the fanfic of School Bully × Squad Leader, and after you finish writing it, you will send it to them privately, but you cannot tell them that the other party has also read it.Then you have to observe the movements of the two of them in real time, and you have to report to me immediately if anyone does anything related to fanfare behavior!

[Fang Kailan]: Guaranteed to complete the task! ! !

Yu Xiaoxiao was holding the phone with a happy smile, and countless stalks that Jinjiang couldn't write appeared in her mind instantly, and the flashing pictures in front of her eyes were full of indescribable: "Hey hey hey, from today onwards, you can get closer to the truth ..."

Xiao Yi washed up, changed his clothes, packed up his things to go to the library, and went out to have breakfast. He didn't look at Jiang Yang during this period, but Jiang Yang still followed him very consciously.

"Don't be angry," Jiang Yang said like a repeater, "I won't do this again next time."

Xiao Yi looked at him coldly: "Do you think there will be a next time?"

Jiang Yang was surprised: "Ah, no more?"

"..."

"But when you did that yesterday...wasn't it fun too?" Jiang Yang decided to attack from another direction, in order to get the other party's understanding, "I've never seen your expression like that before, I saw it once I can’t help but want to watch it the second time, the third time, the fourth time, it’s really beautiful, you can try to look in the mirror next time... yes, let’s look in the mirror next time, shall we?"

Xiao Yi frowned, and kicked Jiang Yang: "You have so many fucking tricks."

Jiang Yang nimbly dodged it, and then got closer: "So should I try it tonight, it must be more exciting than yesterday, no, no, no, don't hit me...how about tomorrow?"

Jiang Yang was silent for a moment, and put away his hippie smile: "I like you so much... So as long as that person is you, no matter how good the technique is, no matter how good the voice is at that time, I will not feel tired."

"..." Xiao Yi opened his mouth. He really couldn't bear to say anything serious. After thinking for a while, he said, "Let's rest for a week and study hard. Let's wait until next Saturday, which is my birthday."

Jiang Yang's eyes lit up.

Xiao Yi continued: "We left school that day, we can play as you like."

"No, wait," Xiao Yi looked at his gradually perverted eyes, and realized that something was wrong, "I mean you can play with me outside of school as you like, the kind of date, eating and watching movies is fine, no play me."

Jiang Yang nodded: "Yeah, I understand, I understand." I know, just to play with you.

Xiao Yisheng has nothing to love: "...let's go and study." -

It was probably because Xiao Yi's temptation was too great, Jiang Yang was obsessed with studying all day long, and did not catch Xiao Yi to go to the bathroom to secretly do what he loved to do.

Xiao Yi was very pleased.

However, near dinner time, Xiao Yi received a document from Fang Kailan.

[Fang Kailan]: I just saw a fanart, it's too much!

[Fang Kailan]: Originally, I wanted to delete the one that washed my eyes, but after all, you are the person involved, so I think it would be better for you to have a look.

[Fang Kailan]: I only showed it to you, not to the school bully. I am afraid that the school bully will do crimes against you according to the method above.

[Xiao Yi]: Well, let me see.

Xiao Yi opened the document, there were only less than [-] words in it, but...

Xiao Yi: "..."

It's okay! ?

Why is this written more shaking than me...

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Don't be seen by some idiot who likes tricks.

Xiao Yi was already blushing after reading it, and while Jiang Yang didn't notice his strangeness, he quickly deleted the document from his phone and pretended nothing happened.

After he decided to go back to the dormitory, he put away everything related to the rope.

Too dangerous.

After a while, Jiang Yang also received a message from Fang Kailan.

[Fang Kailan]: School bully!I found a fanfic about you and the monitor!I think you can try it as said above!

[Jiang Yang]: Send it to me quickly!

[Fang Kailan]: Good! !

[Jiang Yang]: Wait, who is the attacker in the fanfiction?

[Fang Kailan]: Uh, you.

[Jiang Yang]: Hurry up! !immediately! !immediately! !Give me! !

[Jiang Yang]: If you see such a good thing in the future, you must send it to me.

[Fang Kailan]: Hmm... I only sent it to you, not to the monitor, I'm afraid he might get angry.

[Jiang Yang]: Well, don't let him see this kind of thing, as long as I do it to him is enough.

[Fang Kailan]: ...?

[Fang Kailan]: Oh oh...

Fang Kailan wiped off the cold sweat: How do I feel that the scale that the school bully can accept... is bigger than the one in the fanfiction...

Jiang Yang read it quickly and was amazed.

Then I read it again, carefully, word for word, and remembered everything in my heart.

Finally, delete the documents and destroy the evidence.

Jiang Yang stared at the paper on the table and smiled knowingly.

Interesting.

Do that next Saturday.