The rival's pheromone is super sweet
Chapter 30
At the end of the lunch break, everyone changed their seats according to the new seating chart.
The students in the class were indignant about this matter, and they didn't understand why the school bully who was the bottom one could sit at the same table with the school bully class leader. Some people even speculated that Qin Bing was also eating the CP of the two of them.
Only the two of them know that Qin Bing and Godzilla made the decision on the day of the sports meeting, and it is only implemented now.
Jiang Yang was excited, feeling that the long-awaited sweet life at the same table had finally come.
However, until the end of the first class in the afternoon, Xiao Yi didn't say a word to Jiang Yang, and his eyes didn't stop there, as if the person next to him was not the same table, but the air.
Jiang Yang finally couldn't help it, and tapped Xiao Yi's desktop with a pen, and said something in a low voice, with a smile in his tone: "Deskmate, hello."
Xiao Yi glanced at Jiang Yang and ignored him.
"..." Jiang Yang leaned his head to look at Xiao Yi's desk, and saw that there were physics papers on it, but this class was a chemistry class, "Wow, so you don't listen to the class."
Xiao Yi quickly wrote a few words on the straw paper, and then pushed it over.
Jiang Yang took a closer look and saw that it said: Don't talk in class.
Jiang Yang admired it for a while, and then replied with the representative Gou Climbing character: Good character!
Then he moved his head closer to read the words on Xiao Yi's paper.
Xiao Yi: "..."
You can do the physical paper later, but the most urgent thing is to solve this chatty and hyperactive deskmate.
Xiao Yi rummaged through the belly of the table, took out a copybook, and pushed it over.
Jiang Yang turned it over, it was brand new.
Jiang Yang quickly wrote on the paper: Did you buy this for me?
Xiao Yi: No.
Jiang Yang: I don't believe it, you write so well, you don't need to practice it at all, you can't just buy it as a table corner, right?
Xiao Yi: Then you still ask.
Looking at the four elegant words on the paper, Jiang Yang felt an inexplicable warm current surge in his heart, and then swept through his body. He wrote a few words quickly, his handwriting trembling, revealing the excitement of the person involved.
Jiang Yang: Do you like me?
Xiao Yi:?
Jiang Yang: Otherwise, why did you send me a copybook?
Xiao Yi ignored it.
Jiang Yang continued to write: Am I right? It's true, if you don't like me, why would you let me sleep in your arms that night.
Jiang Yang: It's better to hit the sun than to choose the day. Let's be my boyfriend from today.
Xiao Yi couldn't take it anymore: Get lost.
Jiang Yang: Okay.
Xiao Yi: Let me tell you something after class, you should pay attention to the class now, if you can't listen to it, practice calligraphy.
Jiang Yang stared at "Tell me something" for a long time, frantically thinking about it for a long time, and finally replied with shaking hands: "Okay."
At last it was quiet.
Facts have proved that even if the scumbags often say that they have to study hard from today, after all, the habits of many years are there, and it is really not easy to change suddenly.
Looks like something needs to be... done.
Xiao Yi stared at the big physics question on the paper, lost in thought.
When the get out of class bell rang, Jiang Yang immediately dropped his pen, took a deep breath, stared at Xiao Yi: "What did you want to tell me just now!"
"On Sunday, I went to the hospital again." Xiao Yi gently covered the pen cap, "The doctor analyzed the condition of the two of us."
Jiang Yang's eyes lit up: "What did he say? Did he say that the two of us are suitable for dating?"
"He said, your feelings for me," Xiao Yi lowered his eyes, "it's just markers and pheromones at work."
"what?"
"That is to say, if you have never temporarily marked me, and our pheromone matching degree is not so high, we will not attract each other, and we may even continue to confront each other as before."
Jiang Yang opened his mouth, but said nothing.
Jiang Yang knew this very well, because he only started to like Xiao Yi after he knew that Xiao Yi was an Omega, and it was indeed because he liked Xiao Yi's pheromone that he wanted to hug Xiao Yi.
This is the truth.
Xiao Yi was silent for a while, and continued: "At the same time, if we each meet another person who is more compatible with us, there is a high probability of empathy."
"..."
"So for the matter of 'you like me and I like you', we must be cautious and rational, otherwise we will find out sooner or later that we don't really like each other."
"Wait, wait," Jiang Yang's ears were surprisingly red, as if scalded by boiling water, "Don't talk about the latter, let's start from the beginning."
"?"
"You've been talking for a long time, do you actually mean..." Jiang Yang's eyes were shining, and if you look carefully, you can see crystal tears, "You like me too?"
"..." Xiao Yi was at a loss for words, turned his head away, "That's not the point."
"Here, the point is here!" Jiang Yang was about to jump up excitedly, but tried his best to lower his voice to prevent the people around him from hearing, "You admit that you like me, no matter it's because of some stupid ABO mechanism or not, you just like me now Mine, right?"
"Jiang Yang, can you calm down and listen to me—"
"I'm very calm now, so calm that I can clearly hear that you like me too."
"..." Well, completely unable to communicate.
Xiao Yi looked at Jiang Yang for a while, his complexion was not very good, but he still nodded: "Yeah."
"!!!"
Jiang Yang's heart was beating wildly, and some factors in his body that might belong to Alpha were ready to move. He wanted to press Xiao Yi firmly in his arms, then grabbed the back of his head, kissed him until he was almost suffocated, and kissed him until he fell limp on his chest. In his arms, there were only touching gasps and whispers left.
If this conversation happened not in a classroom, but in a toilet cubicle or dormitory...
Xiao Yi sighed, and continued to persuade: "I've said it before, neither your feelings nor mine are real, it's just—"
"I know, I understand what you mean," Jiang Yang nodded desperately, interrupted Xiao Yi's words, and then his smile grew wider and wider, "However, how can you be sure... this feeling is [-]% from what you said What about those?"
"..."
"You can't tell whether it's the sincerity or the pheromones, right?"
"I--"
"How can you guarantee that after your period has passed, I will no longer be sincere to you? What if I am not because of some stupid marks and pheromones? What if I simply like you?"
"..." Xiao Yi rubbed between his brows, "It can't be true—"
"Why is it impossible?" Jiang Yang's tone was aggressive.
Xiao Yi lost his mind, and sighed: "I don't know, I'm talking nonsense."
Jiang Yang proudly raised the legs of the stool: "It's not like you that you rashly come to such imprecise conclusions without any theoretical and practical basis."
Xiao Yi lowered his eyes, and his voice was very soft: "I don't think it's like me either."
"Since that's the case, why don't you try to fall in love with brother?" Jiang Yang smiled brightly, "It can help you more effectively distinguish whether this kind of relationship is true or not."
"No," Xiao Yi refused very simply, "I don't want to fall in love early."
Jiang Yang raised his eyebrows: "In your opinion, is it not allowed to fall in love, but sleeping together is fine?"
"..."
Shameless, to the point.
I can no longer be led by the nose by idiots.
Xiao Yi cleared his throat, and said lightly: "If you can enter the top [-] in the mid-term exam, I will take back the preface and think about it seriously."
Xiao Yi's eyes drifted to the report card in front of the blackboard: "I don't want my boyfriend to be the last one in the class who failed Keke."
"Okay, okay, I must study hard," Jiang Yang quickly took out the textbook and put it on the table, "This time it's real, more real than pearls."
"Do you understand?"
"How could I not be able to see..." Jiang Yang and Xiao Yi looked at each other, and hesitated, "Then if I can't, can you teach me?"
"...Well, I don't mind it," Xiao Yi paused, then said softly, "It doesn't matter if you ask for a while." -
Jiang Yang really started to study seriously, although he still didn't listen to the lectures in class.
Physics in math class, chemistry in physics class, English in chemistry class, biology in English class, math in biology class...and then Chinese was abandoned.
Every night after nine o'clock is Jiang Yang's question time. Xiao Yi thought that Jiang Yang would ask simple questions, but he didn't expect that every question he asked had been carefully thought out. Even Xiao Yi couldn't help it. It makes sense not to acknowledge any of these issues.
Of course, Fan Dongsheng would not miss this kind of question and answer. Every nine o'clock in the evening, he would prick up his ears, prepare the draft paper, and move the chair several inches towards the two of them, for fear of missing every detail.
Xiao Yi knew that Fan Dongsheng wanted to listen, so he invited him to sit beside him and listen. Fan Dongsheng was flattered, and even developed a great affection for Jiang Yang.
Luo Yong and Fang Kailan realized that Jiang Yang had started to study, and they didn't want to be the last one in the dormitory in the future, so they listened to the lecture on time every night. It's halfway through the shower and it's nine o'clock, so I have to dry it and rinse it out to listen, and then continue washing when it's over.
Under the leadership of Xiao Yi and Jiang Yang, the dormitory fell into a strange and strong study atmosphere-
On a dark and stormy night for a month, after Jiang Yang finished washing up and asking questions, he was lying on the bed playing with his mobile phone, when a reminder popped up on his mobile phone—the forum account was unblocked.
He recalled that he was banned because he was called a "moderator" before Qi, and was very angry again, and immediately went to the forum to change his ID.
This time it is called "The Boyfriend of the School Grass".
As we all know, the recognized school grass of Yue Ming No. [-] High School is Xiao Yi, so the meaning of this ID is very obvious, and Jiang Yang couldn't help praising his own wisdom.
Self-praise is not enough, he wants to sneak out and show others.
Then he saw a post - quietly asked, is Zheng Junyue Xiao Yi's girlfriend?
Jiang Yang:?Who is Zheng Junyue?
This post is not popular. It was posted more than half a year ago, and the number of replies is not very large. It was not in Jiang Yang's hunting target.
But Jiang Yang became angry when he saw the title, and clicked in angrily.
A photo is attached at the end.
In the photo, Xiao Yi was sitting at the table in the meeting room of the student union with a blank expression on his face. Zheng Junyue was standing beside him, leaning over the table and looking at Xiao Yi.
Due to the angle of the photo, the faces of the two people are very close, and it feels like they are about to kiss each other.
Jiang Yang zoomed in and zoomed out the photo several times, and came to a rigorous conclusion - my future boyfriend is the most beautiful in the world.
Then, regardless of what the netizens commented on, he replied directly.
"School Girl's Boyfriend": Don't talk nonsense, the chairman is my boyfriend.
This sentence was like a stone stirring up a thousand waves, and the idle forum eaters hurried to the scene.
"Netizen": Which little Omega is overreaching again?
"Netizen": Upstairs, you may not have seen clearly, what he means is that he and the school girl are boyfriends.
"Netizen": I think it's right, that's the little boy Omega.
"Netizen": The point is not that the president has a boyfriend! ! !The president is fucking in charge! ! !Who can stand this! ! !
"Netizen": Which idiot is spreading rumors? Didn't you say that the president and the school bully have something to do before?
Jiang Yang was overjoyed, and was about to reply, "Brother has good eyesight", when he saw the next item.
"Netizen": Nonsense, I'm in the same class as them, they're like ordinary brothers, they've even sat at the same table recently, studying side by side every day, they don't have any friendship at all.
Jiang Yang clamored in his heart: That is the prelude to love! ! !Don't know don't talk nonsense! ! !
After considering it for a while, he replied calmly.
"School Grass Boyfriend": The school bully is nothing, I slept with the president.
"Netizen":? ? ?
"Netizen": Dare to ask your brother's name!Can I rub your bed!I am not greedy!I can sleep on my feet!
[Administrator] "Yisheng has me": You don't want to talk nonsense, the chairman is obviously our boyfriend, and sleeps with us every day, you impostor don't want to be alone.
[The user "School Grass Boyfriend" was banned for 1 month]
"Grass--!!!"
Xiao Yi was brushing up questions, and looked up at Jiang Yang, who was looking up to the sky and growing grass. When he looked back, he saw a message from Zhou Pan on his phone.
[Zhou Pan]: There was a post asking if Zheng Junyue is your girlfriend!
Xiao Yi's eyelids twitched, and he opened the forum he hadn't visited for a long time.
Ignoring the 86 messages full of exclamation points that "Yisheng has me" sent to me, I went directly to the homepage of the forum and clicked into the target post.
Xiao Yi looked at several replies and the ban time of "School Girl's Boyfriend", and then thought of Jiang Yang's reaction just now, and felt that there was something real about to come out.
After contemplating for a moment, Xiao Yi also replied.
[Moderator] "Wu Xiao": Sorry, that was my boyfriend just now.
"Netizen": Moderator, you are alive! ! !
"Netizen": What kind of peerless reversal is this?Why can't I understand the plot? ?
[Administrator] "Yisheng has me": Fuck me!sister what are you talking about!When did you have a boyfriend!
"Netizen": Moderator, you are about to have a relationship crisis!Your boyfriend actually conspired against the president!
Xiao Yi looked at it for a while, but didn't reply, and directly closed the forum.
Jiang Yang on the bed suddenly sat up and yelled: "I'm stupid! What kind of shit!"
Xiao Yi raised his eyes and asked calmly, "What's wrong?"
Jiang Yang looked disgusted, and spoke quickly: "Just now, a bitch who didn't know whether his head was pinched by a door, run over by a car, or kicked by a donkey actually said that I was her boyfriend, I think she was thinking about shit! "
"How courageous." Xiao Yi lowered his head, "Maybe there is something wrong with his brain."
If it wasn't something wrong with his brain... how could he directly admit to being a boyfriend on the Internet when it was clear that the relationship was not confirmed.
The students in the class were indignant about this matter, and they didn't understand why the school bully who was the bottom one could sit at the same table with the school bully class leader. Some people even speculated that Qin Bing was also eating the CP of the two of them.
Only the two of them know that Qin Bing and Godzilla made the decision on the day of the sports meeting, and it is only implemented now.
Jiang Yang was excited, feeling that the long-awaited sweet life at the same table had finally come.
However, until the end of the first class in the afternoon, Xiao Yi didn't say a word to Jiang Yang, and his eyes didn't stop there, as if the person next to him was not the same table, but the air.
Jiang Yang finally couldn't help it, and tapped Xiao Yi's desktop with a pen, and said something in a low voice, with a smile in his tone: "Deskmate, hello."
Xiao Yi glanced at Jiang Yang and ignored him.
"..." Jiang Yang leaned his head to look at Xiao Yi's desk, and saw that there were physics papers on it, but this class was a chemistry class, "Wow, so you don't listen to the class."
Xiao Yi quickly wrote a few words on the straw paper, and then pushed it over.
Jiang Yang took a closer look and saw that it said: Don't talk in class.
Jiang Yang admired it for a while, and then replied with the representative Gou Climbing character: Good character!
Then he moved his head closer to read the words on Xiao Yi's paper.
Xiao Yi: "..."
You can do the physical paper later, but the most urgent thing is to solve this chatty and hyperactive deskmate.
Xiao Yi rummaged through the belly of the table, took out a copybook, and pushed it over.
Jiang Yang turned it over, it was brand new.
Jiang Yang quickly wrote on the paper: Did you buy this for me?
Xiao Yi: No.
Jiang Yang: I don't believe it, you write so well, you don't need to practice it at all, you can't just buy it as a table corner, right?
Xiao Yi: Then you still ask.
Looking at the four elegant words on the paper, Jiang Yang felt an inexplicable warm current surge in his heart, and then swept through his body. He wrote a few words quickly, his handwriting trembling, revealing the excitement of the person involved.
Jiang Yang: Do you like me?
Xiao Yi:?
Jiang Yang: Otherwise, why did you send me a copybook?
Xiao Yi ignored it.
Jiang Yang continued to write: Am I right? It's true, if you don't like me, why would you let me sleep in your arms that night.
Jiang Yang: It's better to hit the sun than to choose the day. Let's be my boyfriend from today.
Xiao Yi couldn't take it anymore: Get lost.
Jiang Yang: Okay.
Xiao Yi: Let me tell you something after class, you should pay attention to the class now, if you can't listen to it, practice calligraphy.
Jiang Yang stared at "Tell me something" for a long time, frantically thinking about it for a long time, and finally replied with shaking hands: "Okay."
At last it was quiet.
Facts have proved that even if the scumbags often say that they have to study hard from today, after all, the habits of many years are there, and it is really not easy to change suddenly.
Looks like something needs to be... done.
Xiao Yi stared at the big physics question on the paper, lost in thought.
When the get out of class bell rang, Jiang Yang immediately dropped his pen, took a deep breath, stared at Xiao Yi: "What did you want to tell me just now!"
"On Sunday, I went to the hospital again." Xiao Yi gently covered the pen cap, "The doctor analyzed the condition of the two of us."
Jiang Yang's eyes lit up: "What did he say? Did he say that the two of us are suitable for dating?"
"He said, your feelings for me," Xiao Yi lowered his eyes, "it's just markers and pheromones at work."
"what?"
"That is to say, if you have never temporarily marked me, and our pheromone matching degree is not so high, we will not attract each other, and we may even continue to confront each other as before."
Jiang Yang opened his mouth, but said nothing.
Jiang Yang knew this very well, because he only started to like Xiao Yi after he knew that Xiao Yi was an Omega, and it was indeed because he liked Xiao Yi's pheromone that he wanted to hug Xiao Yi.
This is the truth.
Xiao Yi was silent for a while, and continued: "At the same time, if we each meet another person who is more compatible with us, there is a high probability of empathy."
"..."
"So for the matter of 'you like me and I like you', we must be cautious and rational, otherwise we will find out sooner or later that we don't really like each other."
"Wait, wait," Jiang Yang's ears were surprisingly red, as if scalded by boiling water, "Don't talk about the latter, let's start from the beginning."
"?"
"You've been talking for a long time, do you actually mean..." Jiang Yang's eyes were shining, and if you look carefully, you can see crystal tears, "You like me too?"
"..." Xiao Yi was at a loss for words, turned his head away, "That's not the point."
"Here, the point is here!" Jiang Yang was about to jump up excitedly, but tried his best to lower his voice to prevent the people around him from hearing, "You admit that you like me, no matter it's because of some stupid ABO mechanism or not, you just like me now Mine, right?"
"Jiang Yang, can you calm down and listen to me—"
"I'm very calm now, so calm that I can clearly hear that you like me too."
"..." Well, completely unable to communicate.
Xiao Yi looked at Jiang Yang for a while, his complexion was not very good, but he still nodded: "Yeah."
"!!!"
Jiang Yang's heart was beating wildly, and some factors in his body that might belong to Alpha were ready to move. He wanted to press Xiao Yi firmly in his arms, then grabbed the back of his head, kissed him until he was almost suffocated, and kissed him until he fell limp on his chest. In his arms, there were only touching gasps and whispers left.
If this conversation happened not in a classroom, but in a toilet cubicle or dormitory...
Xiao Yi sighed, and continued to persuade: "I've said it before, neither your feelings nor mine are real, it's just—"
"I know, I understand what you mean," Jiang Yang nodded desperately, interrupted Xiao Yi's words, and then his smile grew wider and wider, "However, how can you be sure... this feeling is [-]% from what you said What about those?"
"..."
"You can't tell whether it's the sincerity or the pheromones, right?"
"I--"
"How can you guarantee that after your period has passed, I will no longer be sincere to you? What if I am not because of some stupid marks and pheromones? What if I simply like you?"
"..." Xiao Yi rubbed between his brows, "It can't be true—"
"Why is it impossible?" Jiang Yang's tone was aggressive.
Xiao Yi lost his mind, and sighed: "I don't know, I'm talking nonsense."
Jiang Yang proudly raised the legs of the stool: "It's not like you that you rashly come to such imprecise conclusions without any theoretical and practical basis."
Xiao Yi lowered his eyes, and his voice was very soft: "I don't think it's like me either."
"Since that's the case, why don't you try to fall in love with brother?" Jiang Yang smiled brightly, "It can help you more effectively distinguish whether this kind of relationship is true or not."
"No," Xiao Yi refused very simply, "I don't want to fall in love early."
Jiang Yang raised his eyebrows: "In your opinion, is it not allowed to fall in love, but sleeping together is fine?"
"..."
Shameless, to the point.
I can no longer be led by the nose by idiots.
Xiao Yi cleared his throat, and said lightly: "If you can enter the top [-] in the mid-term exam, I will take back the preface and think about it seriously."
Xiao Yi's eyes drifted to the report card in front of the blackboard: "I don't want my boyfriend to be the last one in the class who failed Keke."
"Okay, okay, I must study hard," Jiang Yang quickly took out the textbook and put it on the table, "This time it's real, more real than pearls."
"Do you understand?"
"How could I not be able to see..." Jiang Yang and Xiao Yi looked at each other, and hesitated, "Then if I can't, can you teach me?"
"...Well, I don't mind it," Xiao Yi paused, then said softly, "It doesn't matter if you ask for a while." -
Jiang Yang really started to study seriously, although he still didn't listen to the lectures in class.
Physics in math class, chemistry in physics class, English in chemistry class, biology in English class, math in biology class...and then Chinese was abandoned.
Every night after nine o'clock is Jiang Yang's question time. Xiao Yi thought that Jiang Yang would ask simple questions, but he didn't expect that every question he asked had been carefully thought out. Even Xiao Yi couldn't help it. It makes sense not to acknowledge any of these issues.
Of course, Fan Dongsheng would not miss this kind of question and answer. Every nine o'clock in the evening, he would prick up his ears, prepare the draft paper, and move the chair several inches towards the two of them, for fear of missing every detail.
Xiao Yi knew that Fan Dongsheng wanted to listen, so he invited him to sit beside him and listen. Fan Dongsheng was flattered, and even developed a great affection for Jiang Yang.
Luo Yong and Fang Kailan realized that Jiang Yang had started to study, and they didn't want to be the last one in the dormitory in the future, so they listened to the lecture on time every night. It's halfway through the shower and it's nine o'clock, so I have to dry it and rinse it out to listen, and then continue washing when it's over.
Under the leadership of Xiao Yi and Jiang Yang, the dormitory fell into a strange and strong study atmosphere-
On a dark and stormy night for a month, after Jiang Yang finished washing up and asking questions, he was lying on the bed playing with his mobile phone, when a reminder popped up on his mobile phone—the forum account was unblocked.
He recalled that he was banned because he was called a "moderator" before Qi, and was very angry again, and immediately went to the forum to change his ID.
This time it is called "The Boyfriend of the School Grass".
As we all know, the recognized school grass of Yue Ming No. [-] High School is Xiao Yi, so the meaning of this ID is very obvious, and Jiang Yang couldn't help praising his own wisdom.
Self-praise is not enough, he wants to sneak out and show others.
Then he saw a post - quietly asked, is Zheng Junyue Xiao Yi's girlfriend?
Jiang Yang:?Who is Zheng Junyue?
This post is not popular. It was posted more than half a year ago, and the number of replies is not very large. It was not in Jiang Yang's hunting target.
But Jiang Yang became angry when he saw the title, and clicked in angrily.
A photo is attached at the end.
In the photo, Xiao Yi was sitting at the table in the meeting room of the student union with a blank expression on his face. Zheng Junyue was standing beside him, leaning over the table and looking at Xiao Yi.
Due to the angle of the photo, the faces of the two people are very close, and it feels like they are about to kiss each other.
Jiang Yang zoomed in and zoomed out the photo several times, and came to a rigorous conclusion - my future boyfriend is the most beautiful in the world.
Then, regardless of what the netizens commented on, he replied directly.
"School Girl's Boyfriend": Don't talk nonsense, the chairman is my boyfriend.
This sentence was like a stone stirring up a thousand waves, and the idle forum eaters hurried to the scene.
"Netizen": Which little Omega is overreaching again?
"Netizen": Upstairs, you may not have seen clearly, what he means is that he and the school girl are boyfriends.
"Netizen": I think it's right, that's the little boy Omega.
"Netizen": The point is not that the president has a boyfriend! ! !The president is fucking in charge! ! !Who can stand this! ! !
"Netizen": Which idiot is spreading rumors? Didn't you say that the president and the school bully have something to do before?
Jiang Yang was overjoyed, and was about to reply, "Brother has good eyesight", when he saw the next item.
"Netizen": Nonsense, I'm in the same class as them, they're like ordinary brothers, they've even sat at the same table recently, studying side by side every day, they don't have any friendship at all.
Jiang Yang clamored in his heart: That is the prelude to love! ! !Don't know don't talk nonsense! ! !
After considering it for a while, he replied calmly.
"School Grass Boyfriend": The school bully is nothing, I slept with the president.
"Netizen":? ? ?
"Netizen": Dare to ask your brother's name!Can I rub your bed!I am not greedy!I can sleep on my feet!
[Administrator] "Yisheng has me": You don't want to talk nonsense, the chairman is obviously our boyfriend, and sleeps with us every day, you impostor don't want to be alone.
[The user "School Grass Boyfriend" was banned for 1 month]
"Grass--!!!"
Xiao Yi was brushing up questions, and looked up at Jiang Yang, who was looking up to the sky and growing grass. When he looked back, he saw a message from Zhou Pan on his phone.
[Zhou Pan]: There was a post asking if Zheng Junyue is your girlfriend!
Xiao Yi's eyelids twitched, and he opened the forum he hadn't visited for a long time.
Ignoring the 86 messages full of exclamation points that "Yisheng has me" sent to me, I went directly to the homepage of the forum and clicked into the target post.
Xiao Yi looked at several replies and the ban time of "School Girl's Boyfriend", and then thought of Jiang Yang's reaction just now, and felt that there was something real about to come out.
After contemplating for a moment, Xiao Yi also replied.
[Moderator] "Wu Xiao": Sorry, that was my boyfriend just now.
"Netizen": Moderator, you are alive! ! !
"Netizen": What kind of peerless reversal is this?Why can't I understand the plot? ?
[Administrator] "Yisheng has me": Fuck me!sister what are you talking about!When did you have a boyfriend!
"Netizen": Moderator, you are about to have a relationship crisis!Your boyfriend actually conspired against the president!
Xiao Yi looked at it for a while, but didn't reply, and directly closed the forum.
Jiang Yang on the bed suddenly sat up and yelled: "I'm stupid! What kind of shit!"
Xiao Yi raised his eyes and asked calmly, "What's wrong?"
Jiang Yang looked disgusted, and spoke quickly: "Just now, a bitch who didn't know whether his head was pinched by a door, run over by a car, or kicked by a donkey actually said that I was her boyfriend, I think she was thinking about shit! "
"How courageous." Xiao Yi lowered his head, "Maybe there is something wrong with his brain."
If it wasn't something wrong with his brain... how could he directly admit to being a boyfriend on the Internet when it was clear that the relationship was not confirmed.
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