When the Xuanmen master meets a supernatural plot

"Oh? Wait, aren't you afraid that I'll kill you now?" Xu Wuqiu fiddled with his fingers, a dark light flashed in his eyes.

The man was startled subconsciously. When he recovered, the corners of his lips curled up strangely, and his tone was sarcasm: "... Heh... Son of Destiny... Do you think you can kill me?"

"Why can't it be killed?"

"You... definitely... don't know... the child of destiny... what it is... I... tell you... to kill me... is equivalent to... fighting against... the sky... do you dare?"

Xu Wuqiu smiled, his eyelashes drooping slightly to cover his eyes, and his tone was soft, as if he was talking about something insignificant: "Why don't you dare? I'm so rebellious, what's missing from you?"

"Blowing big words...not afraid...flickering...tongue..."

"Do you want to try it?" After speaking, Xu Wuqiu raised his head and looked at the man with a half-smile.

The man couldn't help shivering, for some reason he felt deep fear from the depths of his soul.

"I...can't be...your fool...now...I am no match for you...wait...on the first seven days...you will die...undoubtedly..." After finishing speaking, it seemed as if he had encountered some jackal The leopard quickly disappeared without a trace.

"Heh..." Xu Wuqiu turned his head, not intending to chase after him.

He squatted down slightly, touched the heads of the two children again, and whispered amidst the doubts of the two children: "Wait for about a day, and you won't feel uncomfortable."

After finishing speaking, he stood up and walked outside the house. He looked at the clock hanging by the door, which showed 03:30, and it was almost time for dinner...

After a long time without taste in his mouth, Xu Wuqiu walked under the shed and randomly picked an empty seat to sit down.

He took a seat for himself while no one was coming.

It seemed that something was wrong, so he stood up and asked a passerby casually.

"Where is this ceremony?"

A passer-by pointed to a small shed in a corner, only then did Xu Wuqiu notice it.

He touched his pocket, and there was only 100 yuan left in it.

He walked to the place where the gift was presented, and there was an old man squinting at the gift list with a pair of reading glasses.

Xu Wuqiu's eyes were excellent, and he saw what was written on it at a glance.

Zhang Ergou, Wu Shiyuan...

Oh... Xu Wuqiu had a glint of understanding in his eyes, and it turned out that he could still offer a gift of 50 yuan.

He stepped forward and said to the old man, "Uncle, is it convenient for Fang to change the money for me?"

The old man helped his glasses frame: "How do I change it?"

Xu Wuqiu took out a one hundred and said, "Exchange two fifty for me."

The old man didn't say anything, just took out two fifty dollars and handed them to Xu Wuqiu, then took one hundred yuan and touched the face of the money with his thumb, and put it into the money pile after touching it.

"Oh, uncle?"

"What's wrong?" The old man looked up at Xu Wuqiu.

"Give me a gift of 50 yuan." After finishing speaking, he took out one of the [-] that the old man gave him just now and handed it to the old man again.

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The old man glanced at Xu Wuqiu, then picked up the brush next to him: "Name?"

"Xu Wuqiu."

After the ceremony, Xu Wuqiu found a big red plastic bag out of nowhere, crumpled the plastic bag up and put it in his pants pocket.

Then he went to the seat under the shed and continued to sit down.

"You can just ask him to find you 50 yuan, why bother?" Shen Xingkun asked puzzled.

Xu Wuqiu picked up the teapot on the table, poured himself a cup of tea and sipped slowly: "You don't understand, this person is old and prone to tinnitus."

"Huh? What do you mean?"

Xu Wuqiu glanced at him from the corner of his eye: "When I give him a hundred yuan, he didn't hear it, so what should I do if I give him a hundred yuan?"

"Then tell him you made a mistake and it's over?"

"Then I still have to be shameless?"

"You still have face!"

Xu Wuqiu: "..."

In this way, half an hour passed without knowing it, and it was already 04:30.

Like the flowing water mats in rural areas, generally the whole village does not cook, and when they find a meal, they will flock to it.

There were more and more people under the shed, and the empty seats around Xu Wuqiu were gradually filled with people.

The voices in the ear were getting louder and louder, there were the voices of children screaming, and there were adult men walking back and forth with cigarettes in their mouths.

Xu Wuqiu couldn't help swallowing the aroma of stir-frying in the air.

As a monk, he should have cut off his appetite long ago, but Xu Wuqiu was an exception. He liked to eat since he was a child, even if he was not hungry, he just had a taste.

Some people in the family also stopped him, saying that eating was not good, but Xu Wuqiu was used to it since he was a child, and he didn't listen to anyone.After a long time, the members of the family helplessly let him let himself go.

There are more and more people, Xu Wuqiu's surroundings are crowded with people, most of them are women and old ladies.

They had nothing to do, nibbling melon seeds and chatting, and by the way "quietly" gave Xu Wuqiu advice.

Xu Wuqiu summed it up. Most of them said that he didn't know etiquette and didn't know how to call people.

What a classic scene...

Xu Wuqiu clicked his tongue, but he didn't bother with them.

One day left...

Xu Wuqiu raised his head and looked around, which was incredible.

Perhaps because the BOSS is here, many contestants subconsciously move towards it.

Xu Wuqiu looked at the "camera" above his head, and then at the dozens of cameras scattered around the shed...

Damn, are so many people trying to make trouble?

Those who can have a "camera" are usually big sects with a head and a face.

This assessment is not only a selection contest, but also a contest between Xuanmen.

At the beginning, when I saw that my disciple didn't wake up for a long time, all the bosses were a little anxious, damn it!If something goes wrong at this juncture, if we don't wake up again, where will we put the face of our sect?

All the masters were anxious like ants on a hot pot on the first day their disciples entered.

But they were relieved the next day...

Because they saw that the disciples of the sect next door (opponent) didn't wake up either.

Hmm... Forget it, it's nothing, since everyone is not good, then I can let it go.

Each contestant will have his own identity and what he is doing when he comes here.

At the beginning, I felt a bit overqualified when I saw my disciple cooking, but when I saw the disciple next door farming, I felt balanced.

Of course... the most comfortable thing is to watch the opponent's disciple pick shit.

Now a certain boss is gloating, it seems that cooking is still a good job.

That man who picks dung is so angry that his nose is about to smoke, you worthless thing, let's see what kind of job you made of this!It's fine if you don't wake up! Going to pick shit!Lao Tzu's face is almost lost in Xuanmen?

Of course, they were only angry for one day, and when their disciples went to the flowing water mat the next day and saw a person known as the benchmark of Taoism crying and mourning there, everyone was relieved.

In fact, picking dung... is also very good.

Later, after knowing that the Taoist benchmark had cried all his relatives, everyone fell silent.

This guy is ruthless enough!

They tried to find the "camera" above Zhang Siyong's head, but——

The "camera" is gone.

Everyone can also understand that it is normal to not want to see such a thing.

The observation skills of the big bosses are much sharper than their own disciples. On the first day, they recognized the son of luck.It is also inferred that this village should be the venue for the "decisive battle".

Therefore, they don't worry about the disciple walking around casually, as long as they don't leave the village.

The village is not big, with only a few people. After staying for two days, the bosses met almost all the contestants who stayed here.

Today seemed to be another day of running banquets, a certain boss watched his disciples scurrying around the banquet banquet drunk, wishing he could cover his eyes when he was full of swear words.

He is usually quite serious in the sect, why is he so unbearable after being drunk?

The point is that there are so many "cameras" here, can you show me some face? !

Drunkards at the banquet are very common. The drunkard provoked several people in succession. Those people's faces turned green and pale at times, but they all held back their breath.never mind!One thing more is worse than one thing less, what is the fuss with a drunkard?

Until the drunk put his hand on Xu Wuqiu's shoulder and started to curse, but was kicked by Xu Wuqiu and fell to the ground.

"You fucking dare to kick me?" The drunk didn't expect that he would be kicked to the ground, and he was furious!

"What's wrong with me fucking kicking you?" Xu Wuqiu's tone seemed extremely arrogant, but Xu Wuqiu's tone was extremely flat, without any ups and downs, as if he was narrating something.

The whole audience was attracted by this accident, and the "camera" also stopped suddenly.Gossip is human nature, and bigwigs are no exception.

"Eh? This doll is quite handsome. It looks like she has been pampered since she was a child. She doesn't look like the people in this village... Could it be a contestant?" An old man behind the "camera" asked in surprise after seeing Xu Wuqiu.

"Heh..." The drunk stood up staggeringly: "Very well, I will beat you to death today!"

"Do you really think of yourself as an onion? How capable do you think you are!" Xu Wuqiu sat on his seat, his eyelids slightly raised, and he said sarcasm casually.

Standing next to Xu Wuqiu, Shen Xingkun was also furious when he saw the drunk provoking the young man, and planned to go up with his sleeves rolled up.

But Xu Wuqiu stopped him.

Xu Wuqiu twitched his lips, but the words came to Shen Xingkun's ears clearly.

"Farewell, it's not a big deal, it won't be worth it if you startle the snake."

Shen Xingkun stepped back unwillingly, staring fiercely at the drunk, but never made a move.

All the "cameras" were stunned when they saw Shen Xingkun's appearance!

Isn't this "invisibility"?Is this person already awake?

But when Xu Wuqiu grabbed Shen Xingkun, the audience was even more stunned, oh my god!Can see the invisible person, another person wakes up!

How many people are there that they don't know? !

Now they looked at their disciples with resentment in their eyes, useless things!

The drunkard staggered and wanted to hit Xu Wuqiu, but he couldn't even stand firmly and fell down after a while.

I don't know who told the family of the drunk man, but a woman who looked extremely aggressive hurried over.

"Ah! Why did you fall down?" The woman shouted in a sharp voice, attracting all eyes again.

When the "camera" on the drunk man's head saw the woman approaching, he hurried away.

From the first day, they knew how aggressive and unreasonable this woman was, she was invincible in her verbal arguments, and she was extremely defensive.The original drunkard was spoiled by this woman.

After all, after getting along for two days, almost all the bosses had an impression of this woman. They looked at Xu Wuqiu sympathetically. Although a woman is not an opponent of Taoist disciples, Taoist people do not have the habit of beating ordinary women.

Now the young man is afraid that he will be scolded miserably... Everyone thinks so, except Zhang Zhang's side.

They were very skeptical about the outcome of the matter.

The woman walked up to the drunk man anxiously, and when she saw the footprints on the drunk man, she became furious: "Who kicked my son! Who is it?"

The server came and filled Xu Wuqiu's table to the brim. Xu Wuqiu took a bite of the dish with his chopsticks and said, "It's me."

"What?" The woman suddenly felt as if her hair was blown up: "Why are you kicking my son so hard?! Did my son eat you or sleep with you?"

This is a bit of a waste of people.

Xu Wuqiu didn't look at the woman and took another bite of food. He opened his dark eyes and said in a bad tone, but he was still calm: "Is that the thing? Don't look at it? What the hell is it!"

"You! What kind of fun do you think you are, look at your disgusting appearance..."

"No matter how disgusting it is, it's not as disgusting as your whole family!"

"You fucking shameless!"

"Like you have a face..."

……

Just like that, Xu Wuqiu, an adult man and a woman started to scold on the spot, and they didn't lose at all, and even vaguely occupied the top spot.

With the heat of scolding, swearing and swearing at the whole family is a common word, which makes everyone's eyes widen, and even forgets to eat.

Oh My God!Wang Cuihua can't scold this delicate young man, but it's really amazing!

Wang Cuihua didn't expect that after so many years of scolding, she would be defeated by a young man, and the young man was still eating and scolding at the same time!

The bosses were also shocked!Is this a Xuanmen disciple?Taoist disciples have always maintained a high level of self-cultivation. I'm afraid it's not a fake that they are so good at speaking, right?

Head Zhang covered his eyes decadently, "Okay, it's over, this is full of swear words... If President Ying can take a look, it will really be a treasure dropped from the sky!"

When the scolding battle was almost over, the food was already cold, and people suddenly remembered.Forget it, the time is almost up, it's time for people to close the stall.

Just when people were about to take out the prepared bags, Xu Wuqiu took out the big red plastic bag he had prepared from his pocket.

Crowd: ? ? ?

"Eh? Don't eat it? Then I'll pretend..."

After speaking, Xu Wuqiu shook the plastic bag, and cast a spell in a place where no one could see, making the plastic bag spotless.Then pour your favorite dishes into the plate.

Everyone: "..."

Xu Wuqiu was carrying the bag, and Shen Xingkun followed. The woman had already fainted from Xu Wuqiu's scolding.

As he was walking, Xu Wuqiu suddenly realized that something was wrong. He raised his head slightly, and when he glanced out of the corner of his eye, he saw dozens of "cameras" circling over his head.

Xu Wuqiu: "..."

What the hell are you doing with your disciples and Lao Tzu?