When the Xuanmen master meets a supernatural plot

The little ghost watched cartoons all night, stretched his waist near dawn, turned over, and planned to find a place to sleep.

Just then, the door opened with a "ding".The kid glanced with his eyes, and it was his ancestor who had returned.

Regardless of him, continue to watch TV.

After watching for too long, the little ghost couldn't help squinting his eyes, and at this moment he suddenly felt a strong force hugging him.

Kid:? ?What's the wind again?

Before he could stop him from thinking about it, Xu Wuqiu hugged him and rolled back and forth on the ground, the kid's body was pressed back and forth...

Mr. Kid was expressionless, and then became manic.

"Why are you pressing me? Let go! Let me go!"

Xu Wuqiu chuckled, and brought the kid in front of him, one big and one small looked at each other...

Just before the little ghost asked what happened to him, Xu Wuqiu laughed wildly and rolled around on the ground.

Kid: "..." His father is crazy!

The little ghost watched his father's limbs swaying non-stop with a blank face, and the other party almost died of excitement.

After the little ghost gradually lost his patience, Xu Wuqiu sat up from the ground all of a sudden, shaking the little ghost's shoulders with both hands, his expression was so crazy that the little ghost couldn't help but almost did something unfilial.

Finally Xu Wuqiu cleared his throat, although he was still laughing, he could barely speak.

"Son, do you know? Your father did a big job yesterday!!"

The kid raised his eyelids: "What's the big deal? The whole person doesn't look normal..."

...Could it be that he has done something outrageous again? !The kid clicked his tongue in disgust, and the way he looked at Xu Wuqiu changed.

Xu Wuqiu snorted and raised his head proudly.

"I didn't want to tell you this brat, but seeing you as a single-parent child for so long, your father and I still reluctantly tell you..."

"Tell me what?" The little ghost said nothing.

"You have a father! Our family will be a two-parent family from now on..."

Kid:! ! !He raised his head in shock and stuttered when he spoke.

"What...what's the matter? Who did you hook up with again?!"

Xu Wuqiu couldn't help knocking the little ghost on the head: "Stupid ghost, who do you think I am?! Who else can I give?! Isn't that the only person who came here?!"

Kid: ...

He covered his dizzy head, the incident made him dizzy.

"Wait..." The little ghost swallowed his saliva, and raised his head tremblingly: "You...you you...you mean the one next door?"

Xu Wuqiu nodded a little proudly: "Otherwise who else could it be?!"

The little ghost felt that he couldn't breathe: "You are not kidding, you are not kidding me, are you?"

"How is that possible? I swear to God it's true!"

Before Xu Wuqiu could finish his sentence, the little ghost rolled his eyes and stretched his legs and fell down.

Xu Wuqiu: ...

"Hey! Hey! Wake up!" Xu Wuqiu tried to shake the little ghost's body, but the ghost didn't wake up, and white foam came out of his mouth.

Xu Wuqiu: ...

This child... his psychological quality is too poor!

The man went out early in the morning in a hurry, and Xu Wuqiu was idle at home, his heart was pounding.

He was full of shock and wanted to share it with others, wishing he could tell everyone about it now.

...Do you want to act now while the man is not here?Xu Wuqiu thought for a while, his eyes curved into crescent moons and shining brightly.

……

There was an incident outside today that required the Xuanmenghui to take action. The group of people worked hard for a long time and finally returned to the Xuanmenghui exhausted.

There is still a distance from the South Tower. The ghosts were so powerful that they consumed a lot, and they couldn't even walk the simple road.

They gritted their teeth and thought that there was a public rest area nearby, where there were some stone tables and chairs, allowing them to rest for a while.

After walking for a long time, they finally arrived. Like a group of dead dogs, they first sat on the chairs and then limply on the stone table.

They gasped for a moment, and suddenly heard sparse voices coming from ahead.

One by one raised their heads in doubt, and found that Xu Wuqiu was sitting on a stone chair, and seemed to be holding something in his hand.

"Why are you here?" someone asked.

Xu Wuqiu raised his head and smiled, his teeth were so white that it made people dazzled: "It's nothing to do, come out and take a walk."

However, at this time, someone noticed that what Xu Wuqiu was holding seemed familiar...

"The jade pendant in your hand... I seem to have seen it somewhere?" The man narrowed his eyes and asked in doubt.

Others also seemed to suddenly remember: "Yes, I remembered! Isn't this what the president has been wearing around his neck recently?!"

One word awakened the thousand layers of waves, and now the others were not tired anymore, and they all asked in shock: "Where did you come from? Damn! Xu Wuqiu, you are too courageous, right?! You dare to steal the president's things? ! Are you fucking tired of living?!!"

"What?" Xu Wuqiu raised the jade pendant in his hand suspiciously, as if he didn't understand anything.

"Is this what you're talking about?"

"That's right! It's exactly the same..."

"Oh..." Xu Wuqiu sighed, "This is obviously mine!"

"Nonsense! The president's..."

"Oh, that one, I gave it to you!"

Crowd: ...

! ! ! ! !

"I'm going, you say it again?!"

"I gave it to you..." The young man looked helpless.

The others almost flickered, and couldn't finish their sentence: "How...how is it possible! Don't say whether the president will bring it or not, the old man is not the kind of person who will accept gifts at will!"

"Cut!" Xu Wuqiu turned his head and curled his lips: "What old man? You call him old!"

"The president is highly respected, why can't he be called that?!"

Xu Wuqiu was a little disgusted: "That being said, you make me look old when you call me that..."

Everyone: "he~tui! Has a hammer relationship with you? Stop putting gold on your face!"

Xu Wuqiu snorted: "Don't speak too early, this flag cannot be set up casually!"

"Come on you! Just like you? Don't think we can't see your thoughts? Isn't it just coveting the president? Dirty... Poor baby! If you can't get it, you can only dream here!"

"Hmph!" Xu Wuqiu glanced at them arrogantly, and then covered his nose like a jerk: "Hiss...what's the smell I asked about? It's so pungent..."

Everyone also smelled themselves suspiciously: "What could it smell like? I take a bath every day, but this morning is busy, so it smells like sweat at most."

Xu Wuqiu shook his head: "No, it's not the smell of sweat..."

"What's that smell? Describe it!"

Xu Wuqiu frowned, and smelled it carefully: "It's a lonely and sour smell..."

"Cut! You're still lonely!"

"Hiss..." Xu Wuqiu thought about it carefully: "This seems to be the breath of a single dog."

Xu Wuqiu glanced at them "if there was nothing" in his eyes, as long as he was not a fool, he could basically see the meaning in it.

Everyone: "..." Wori! ! !Depend on!What's the meaning? !

Well you have nothing to ask!You are so fucking shameless!

Someone couldn't help yelling: "Come on, who are you laughing at?! Don't we single dogs look like you?!"

The other person also smiled disdainfully: "We're okay, we're completely single, just a single dog. Some people...Zizu...he's not only a single dog, but also a licking dog, thinking about the president all day long." Is it the same thing if people ignore him?!"

"Hmph!" Someone taunted again: "Some people are just pitiful, they can't see it, and they don't even think about who they are, so they can be easily climbed by them?!"

"Stop talking, I can't help but laugh..."

"Hahaha... a certain person can't catch up with him, and he comes to laugh at us, and doesn't even look at himself!"

"Who made his heart so big? It's not good to chase after anyone, but the president! Is that character ordinary people dare to imagine?"

"I've lived in this world for so long, and I haven't heard of it. Who has such courage! His heart is higher than the sky, his life is thinner than paper, stains... I think it's a miracle that he is not beaten to death by the president now!"

"Hey, I said you can't laugh at people like this? After all, we have been together for so long, I should give this little brother some encouragement! Let me first say, if he can really catch up, I will take all the assets I have accumulated over the years as a gift Give it to him..."

"Hahaha, how can you play like this? You know he can't catch up! Forget it, let me say one more... If Xu Wuqiu really has such a day, I will give him all the treasures I have accumulated for so many years!"

"Puff haha ​​hiccup, you can't do this, what about the little buddy you agreed to? No, I'll come too. If he can really catch up to me, just call him grandpa!"

"I'm going, you guys are so amazing! Put things here so that he can't see them, hehehe! Xu Wuqiu! Since they all said it, as a friend, I will add a little more to you, if you can If you do it, I will not only give you all my property, but I will even ask Grandpa to be your servant for the rest of my life..."

"I'll go! Ruthless, hahahahaha..."

At first, Xu Wuqiu planned to tell them the matter directly to scare them.But after hearing their follow-up, Xu Wuqiu silently closed his mouth and lowered his head.

The downward-looking pupils even almost glowed green after hearing the conditions they imposed one by one!The halazi is about to flow down...

You can mock me as much as you want, I don't dislike it at all!

Xu Wuqiu swallowed his saliva, and when they were really talking about the same thing, he cleared his throat and planned to explain clearly to them.

He coughed twice and looked at everyone with a kind of disdain.

Everyone was a little confused by his appearance, and at this moment they suddenly heard a voice that made their scalps tingle.

"What are you talking about here for a long time?" The calm and sharp voice made them freeze in place.

Everyone: Damn it! !Why would the president come back now? ! !

Depend on! !This guy Xu Wuqiu is simply poisonous, every time he talks to him, it will never be good! !

Thinking of what they said just now...God!To suffocate!How dare they make fun of the chairman!The key is that I don't know how many words have been heard by the righteous master! !

hiss……

Ying Xuanhuai had seen Xu Wuqiu with his head down since he came back.

A group of people were chattering, and the young man lowered his head lower and lower.He was really displeased. He stood here and listened for a long time. After he heard what everyone said...

Ying Xuanhuai: ...

He began to wonder if the young man elicited these words on purpose.

He felt a little funny, so he asked those people aloud.

When everyone was stiff, the man walked over and bent down on one knee, allowing himself to face the youth.

Everyone:! ! ! !Fuck!Chairman, you can't do this!This action of yours made us panic!

The man rubbed his hair and asked the young man gently, "Why don't you tell them about us?"

Crowd: ...

Some people were so weak that they couldn't sit still and fell directly to the ground.

What...what...don't...don't scare us!We are timid...scared!

The young man hugged the man's neck helplessly, and jumped over directly. The man's eyelids jumped, and he quickly caught the young man and stood up.

"I'm not afraid of falling!"

The young man rubbed his head: "It's okay! I knew you would catch me! President, I love you!!"

The man was stunned, and from the corner of his eye, he glanced at a group of people around him who were dripping with cold sweat and their eyes were darkened, and spoke slowly in the youth's anticipation.

"...I love you too." This sentence was not easy for this restrained man to say, but he wanted to explain it clearly in front of everyone.

Everyone:? ? ? ? ? ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Countless "plops" sounded one after another, Xu Wuqiu turned his head, and found that the group before him was foaming at the mouth, their hands and feet were twitching, and they looked like salted fish under the dazzling sunlight.

Only those few people with extraordinary psychological qualities are still standing firmly in place, but if you look at them carefully, you will find that their pupils are slack, their faces pale and lose their blood, and the whole person is sweating coldly. Holding the table, I am afraid that he would faint like those few people.

Oh shit!Must be dreaming! ! !right!They are dreaming! !Damn, this dream is too illusory! ! !

God!Is this something that dares to happen in this world?The three souls and seven souls are going to be scared away!No, no, no... They may have hallucinations, woo woo... This hallucination can't be like this! !This is not realistic at all! !

hammer!TV shows don't do that! !

The man carried the young man and gradually walked away amidst everyone's bewilderment and shock. The few people left behind who could support their bodies and barely let themselves fall could vaguely watch the young man turn his head to them, mouthing words A few words.

Hey!Grandson, don't forget to prepare my property for grandpa...

Everyone: Fuck! !They finally couldn't bear the darkness in front of their eyes, and passed out directly.