When the Xuanmen master meets a supernatural plot

Long-term exhaustion made Xu Wuqiu sleep until noon the next day. He opened his eyes in a daze, but the scene around him woke him up.

He wanted to sit up, but his back hurt badly just as he moved.

Hiss... Xu Wuqiu closed his eyes and took a breath.My elbow accidentally touched the bed board below me...

"Dum—" A clear knocking sound could be heard.

Xu Wuqiu gritted his teeth, no wonder he slept so uncomfortable, he didn't even have a mattress.

He moved his body slowly, let himself lean against the head of the bed, slowly opened his eyes and looked at the surrounding scene.

The room was a bit dark, Xu Wuqiu looked at the clock hanging in front of him, it showed that it was twelve o'clock.

He was a little puzzled, isn't it the right time for the sun?

When he turned his head to look at the window, he realized that the curtains had been closed at some point.

He leaned against the head of the bed and closed his eyes slowly, the previous scenes flashed through his mind one by one.

This is Ying Xuanhuai's home, this place... should be his bedroom.

It seems that the person who carried him in yesterday was also Ying Xuanhuai, and the curtain was probably drawn by a man for him...

Thinking about it, Xu Wuqiu couldn't help snorting, pretending to be serious?In the end, I couldn't help being nice to him...

The whole house was quiet, the man should have left early in the morning.

Although his body was a little uncomfortable, Xu Wuqiu suddenly felt much lighter when he thought that the man had forgiven him.

If a man forgives him for such a thing, does that mean that he can continue to do some small things?

Although he thought so, Xu Wuqiu, who had just been "released after serving his sentence", did not have the guts for the time being.

It's better to wait a few days for the man to forget about it, and then slowly become refined by himself!

Xu Wuqiu wanted to stretch briskly, but accidentally pulled his waist and rolled on the bed in pain for a long time.

Finally, he took a breath and slowly got off the bed, standing barefoot on the floor.

He looked at the messy bed he had rolled, squinted his eyes, and went over to make the bed even more messy.

The damn old man dared to treat him like this!Make the bed yourself!

After the irritable person vented, he walked to the living room at a very slow speed, clutching his waist and leaning on the wall.

The broken porcelain pieces had been cleaned up before, and the whole living room was tidy and spotless.

Xu Wuqiu stepped on the ground rhythmically with his feet, he felt that he had to do something to prove that he was not easy to mess with.

He sniffed his pajamas. Although it didn't smell bad, he still disliked that his facial features were all wrinkled together.

Thinking of the closet in the bedroom just now, Xu Wuqiu's eyes lit up, and he limped to the closet by the wall again.

He opened the cabinet, and when he saw all the formal clothes inside, he became wilted.

Don't know how many regular clothes to prepare?

He opened other cabinets, finally found a similar pajamas, and found a pair of underpants, and then went to the shower with his waist contented.

I used someone's shampoo and shower gel, washed in it for nearly an hour, dried myself with someone's bath towel, and changed into someone's clothes...

Ah, how cool!Except that the clothes are a bit big...

He threw his dirty clothes and bath towels into someone's washing machine without the lid, just so that someone could see it directly when he came back.

Xu Wuqiu nodded in satisfaction like a leader inspecting, walked to the living room with his waist supported, took someone's teapot to make some tea for himself, took a few sips casually and put them all on the table.

Before leaving, he picked up half a bag of tea, and finally went out slowly with his waist supported. He looked back at his achievements, and then closed someone's door with satisfaction.

My son has been at home with a ghost for three days, and I don't know what's wrong?

Xu Wuqiu was still a little apprehensive when he opened the door. If he saw his son crying, it would really make people feel guilty.

He swiped his card, and the door opened with a beep.

Sure enough, as soon as he opened the door, he saw his son looking at him worriedly.

"Father! Where have you been? You've worried me to death..." The son came over and hugged him directly. Xu Wuqiu caught him in fear, and he couldn't help but rejoice that if the other party wasn't so light, he might have broken his waist!

Xu Wuqiu stroked his son's hair gently, and said with a good-for-you expression: "Didn't I want you to become a two-parent family earlier? I did this for you!"

"Really!" The little ghost said in surprise, "Dad, you are so kind! You are the best dad in the world!"

Xu Wuqiu smiled: "These are all as they should be."

The little ghost looked excited, which turned into worry.

"Father, you know that you have been away for such a long time, I don't think about tea and food, and I don't have the energy to do anything!"

As she spoke, she became more and more aggrieved: "I was afraid that something would happen to you, so I kept guarding the door and did nothing."

The more Xu Wuqiu saw his son became more obedient, he decided on the spot to give his son an extra meal today... and light two more candles.

The little ghost was sitting on the side, Xu Wuqiu clutched his waist and walked to the TV, the candle was right there in the TV cabinet.

However, when he just got close to the TV, the temperature on it suddenly startled him.

Xu Wuqiu: ...

In the kid's panic, he touched the TV case with his hand expressionlessly... well, it was hot.

He turned his head to look at the little ghost quietly, and the little ghost justified wrongedly: "I was too impatient, I just looked at it to calm my emotions..."

Xu Wuqiu turned on the TV with the remote control expressionlessly, and searched through the viewing records on it.

For three full days, there was no rest.

All of them are the viewing records of "Little Pig Puppet", from the first season to the Nth season...

Xu Wuqiu: ...

Kid: ...

"Father! Listen to my explanation... I'm really just..." Seeing that the lie was exposed, the kid burst into tears on the spot, trying to confuse the cognition of needs with family affection.

Xu Wuqiu: "..." The familiarity of this routine actually gave him a sense of intimacy.

"You are enough!" Xu Wuqiu waved his hand: "You are all routines I have used before, stop pretending."

The kid pouted decadently, trying to impress with cuteness.

Xu Wuqiu: Hehe!This is also a routine I used for someone not long ago.

"An extra meal? Eat air!"

Xu Wuqiu directly exposed the lie, and the kid stopped pretending.

"That's right, I just look at Puppet!"

"Are you still right?"

"Hmph, what about the jade you said was specially prepared for me? I remember that there were two pieces, and now there is only one piece at home. Is there another piece?!"

Xu Wuqiu: "..."

"Isn't this... for your dad?"

"Hmph! I think you are here to please your old friend, right?!"

Xu Wuqiu: "..." Don't be so real, okay?

The more the little ghost thought about it, the more wronged he became: "I thought I was your only little angel, but in the end I just paid for the phone bill!"

Xu Wuqiu: "... as long as you know!"

Kid: "..."

Shouldn't you take pity on me first?Why don't you follow the routine, there is no way to answer this!

Now they knew that they might be their opponents, so there was no need to pretend.

Xu Wuqiu let go of his nature and lay directly on the big bed in the bedroom, feeling the softness under his body, and his waist was not as uncomfortable as before.

The little ghost walked over curiously, seeing Xu Wuqiu's pained look, he couldn't help asking.

"What are you doing here? You still make your waist look like this?"

"Didn't I say it? I went to find your father? This is all your father's fault."

The little ghost shyly buried his head in the quilt: "Don't talk about everything, I'm still a child, don't lead me down!"

Xu Wuqiu: "..."

I bother!You little friend knows so much!

Finally Xu Wuqiu crawled on the bed whimpering, and the kid pressed Xu Wuqiu back and forth with his two young paws.

Xu Wuqiu didn't feel ashamed of exploiting "child labor" at all, but felt pleasure from it.

Hmm... My son just uses it easily.

After lying down for a while without seeing the sun for three days, Xu Wuqiu got up and went outside for some activities.

He took the elevator out of the North Building, and wandered around the Xuanmenghui again.

It took a long time to walk, and he tried to find a place to sit while holding his back.

Just as he was holding the tree with one hand, just when he saw the seat wanting to sit up, a sudden exclamation came from his ear.

"Why are you still alive?"

Xu Wuqiu: "..." Look, is this what people say?

He twisted his slightly stiff neck and turned to the place where the voice came from. It happened that a group of people from the Xuanmenghui gathered together and looked at him in surprise.

When Xu Wuqiu turned his head, Shen Song was startled by his face.

"I'll go, you are a man or a ghost!"

Xu Wuqiu: "..."

Shen Song was stunned by Xu Wuqiu's face. In his mind, the image of young people is usually jumping up and down, full of vitality, and now it looks like this...

Although the dark circles under the eyes have faded a lot, you can still see the light traces.His face is much haggard, and even his hair is not as smooth as before.

What did this do?Why did it look like this!

"Everyone in this business, can't you tell if it's a human or a ghost?" As soon as the words came out, the voice was obviously hoarse compared to the clear and clear voice before.

"Fuck! Brother! What's the matter with your throat?!"

Xu Wuqiu chuckled twice: "I still want to ask you what's going on? Did you sell me to the president?!"

Hearing this, Shen Song and the others were extremely guilty.

"There's no way around it! President, if you want to know something, who would dare to hide it from him? Besides, our lying skills are not as good as yours. If you put your mind to it, it will be obvious at a glance!"

Xu Wuqiu: "..."

"Don't mention the technology of lying to me, the car is overturned in the ditch!"

Everyone else was amazed at this statement, Shen Song asked curiously: "Brother! You have been missing for three days! Coupled with the face of the president at that time, we thought you should have been buried long ago! We didn't expect you Are you still alive?"

Xu Wuqiu: "..."

"I am not dead, you are still not satisfied, right?"

"No, no, no... I don't dare to think like that." Shen Song waved his hands, then came over suddenly and lowered his voice.

"You have caused such a big deal, shouldn't you just forget about it? Tell your brother where you are hiding?"

He Xi also echoed from the side: "That's right, let's talk about it! Don't say that the president doesn't intend to pursue this matter, it's not bad if he doesn't kill you with his old man's character!"

Xu Wuqiu covered his waist and raised his eyelids lightly: "Don't pursue it? How is it possible? It's a good idea!"

"I'll just say it! Tell me where you've been hiding for the past few days? The president hasn't found it until now!" Shen Song looked at Xu Wuqiu with a look of disbelief, and looked at Xu Wuqiu's posture with some doubts: "Hey! You always hold your waist What are you doing?"

Xu Wuqiu ignored it, looking at the sky with vicissitudes.

"How could it not have been discovered? Something happened on the first day!"

"Ah?" Everyone was shocked: "Then how can you be fine now?"

Xu Wuqiu looked at the sky in bewilderment: "How can I be fine? Where do you think I have been these three days?"

"Where have you been?"

"In the president's room..."

Everyone was a little confused: "What are you doing in the room? It's still three days away! It looks fine like this..."

Xu Wuqiu took out a box of cigarettes that were kept at home from his pocket, took out a long-worn cigarette, lit it, and put it in his mouth.

"Did I say it was all right?"

"I don't see anything wrong with you!"

Xu Wuqiu took a deep breath, his eyes were hazy, and he laughed at himself: "Okay? How is it possible!"

Looking at Xu Wuqiu's expression and thinking of the mysterious three days, a terrible guess suddenly rose in everyone's mind.

No!No!Everyone shook their heads, they must be thinking too much, how is it possible? !

Xu Wuqiu exhaled the smoke lightly, looking at the crowd with desolate eyes.

"Just look at my eye circles, and my voice... Can't you guess that?"

Everyone: No!No!No!Certainly not what they imagined!The president grows a flower of Gaoling, definitely not this kind of person!

Xu Wuqiu looked up and smiled: "And my waist...that's how bad it is!"

Crowd:! ! !

Shen Song fainted on the spot when he heard the words, and the others shouted anxiously: "Hurry up! Pinch someone!!"

Xu Wuqiu glanced at them "inexplicably", and snorted coldly: "What a nasty thought!"

Everyone: "..."

He Xi tremblingly asked: "...Could it be that we misunderstood... It's not on the bed at all..."

Xu Wuqiu made a "cut" sound: "What are you thinking? Thinking like this... so..."

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

But Xu Wuqiu went on to say: "If my waist didn't hurt on the bed, he would just push me onto the table... Hiss... Now that I think about it, the table was pretty cold!"

"Pfft—" It seemed that when someone vomited blood on the spot, someone even pointed at him in disbelief.

"No! Impossible...the president is not this kind of person..."

He Xi was also dazed and almost fainted. Although he did not want to believe this fact, is there any reason why Xu Wuqiu disappeared for three days and still appeared in such a posture? !

sky!It feels like a thunderbolt...

Xu Wuqiu looked at them silently, the imagination of this group of people was really rich, he just gave a little guidance, and he wanted to go there!

Doesn't anyone know who their president is?Xu Wuqiu felt that he needed to clarify.

"Ahem! It's actually a bit embarrassing. In fact, I was really just pushed on the table for three days..."

"Don't listen, don't listen, I won't listen!"

"This is real!"

"I don't believe it, I don't believe it! Everything you say now is just sophistry..."

Xu Wuqiu: "..." Well, I can't play anymore!I'll explain it later when I have a chance.

Such a blue sky, such a bright sun, yet a certain president didn't know that he fell into the inclear Yellow River right here.

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In the middle of the night, Ying Xuanhuai went to the door and swiped his card. It is estimated that the young man has already left.

For some reason, he suddenly had an ominous premonition in his heart.

He frowned, and the door opened slowly.

He walked in, and the first thing he saw was the used and unwashed tea set on the table. He looked at it for a long time, finally smiled helplessly, and walked into the bedroom again.

The bed was sloppy, it really was the style of a young man, and he was not polite at all, and he didn't tidy up when he left.

After thinking about it for a while, he knew that the young man might be angry, and he was expressing something to him on purpose.

He sighed and found that the cabinet was not closed tightly. His eyes flickered, but he didn't approach, but went directly to the shower room.

Opening the door, there is still the scent left at noon inside, the mess inside has not been cleaned up, and the used things are placed crookedly on the brackets.

He stroked his forehead lightly, but didn't know how to blame him.

With the personality of a young man, I'm afraid I will be pestered for a while in the future, why don't I just buy another set in the future?

As soon as he went out, he saw half of the tea in the transparent tea bottle from afar. Needless to say, it was still a masterpiece of youth.

It's really noisy, it's not worrying.

Out of the corner of his eye, the blue fabric caught his attention, it was the pajamas the youth wore before.

He stepped forward and opened them one by one with his fingers, a bath towel, a top, a bottom, and... a pair of underpants.

Ying Xuanhuai caressed his forehead, he felt that the temples on both sides were throbbing a bit.

Looks like this kid needs to be taught a lesson!