There are still ten days before the Chinese New Year, and the entire network of Xuanmen is completely paralyzed! !Not an exaggerated paralysis, but a real paralysis!
This is the first time that the Internet has been completely paralyzed. Many people stay at home and watch their hair blown up, while brushing their phones numbly.
Now the most popular search on Taoist Internet is: Please tell me, am I dreaming?
The remaining hot searches are: On the highest state of old cows eating tender grass.
Even President Ying has a date, why do you have any reason to be single?
I was shocked, I didn't expect President Ying to be such a person! !
Congratulations to the fact that "President Ying has a partner" was selected as one of the top ten supernatural events in Taoism from ancient times to the present!
Ying Xuanhuai: ...
He pursed his lips, watching his child lying on his back laughing while holding his mobile phone and scanning these hot searches.
"Pfft hahahaha what did you do, why did they say that about you? Haha, I can't help it!"
He walked over and picked up the slippers that had been thrown off the ground and put them together. By the way, he collected the tableware and other things that had just finished dinner, and washed them in the kitchen.
When he came out, the silly boy was still smiling happily.
The man paused, and went to put away the silly boy's cell phone. The silly boy was stunned, and then laughed again.
"It's really funny, have you seen those news, some people still say that you are always strong, hahaha..."
The man sighed helplessly, reached out to help the young man onto his lap, and rubbed the other's stomach with his hand: "Just finished eating, don't laugh so hard, be careful of stomach pain."
Xu Wuqiu blinked: "But what if I want to laugh hahaha..."
Ying Xuanhuai: ...
He picked up his silly child and walked into the bathroom. The silly child was hugged and put his hand down lazily: "I don't want to move, you wash it for me..."
"it is good."
As a result, after waiting for the bathroom, there was still someone's laughter.
"Okay, stop laughing."
"No, you're tickling me!"
Ying Xuanhuai: ...
At first the young man laughed happily, but I was still very happy after taking a shower.Yet the laughter fades over time, and slowly the cries grow louder.
"Woooooo, I was wrong, don't do this again, I will never laugh at you again next time, don't, don't woooo... Waist! Waist! My waist..."
……
The next day, Xu Wuqiu took his son for a stroll, and his son kept sighing while watching him.
Xu Wuqiu patted his son's head: "Why is such a small child sighing?"
"It's not a sigh..." The son shook his head: "I think you are not up to date!"
"What's the matter?" Xu Wuqiu asked in bewilderment.
In the next second, the son took out a list from his pocket: "Look at what is written on it!"
Xu Wuqiu took the list and looked at it: Is your child over four years old?Now it's time to go to school, and now we are starting to recruit students from the small class...Signature Emperor Capital Kindergarten.
Xu Wuqiu looked at it for a long time and didn't realize there was anything different. When he lowered his head, he found his son looking at him expectantly.
"What's wrong? See, is there anything different?"
The son hated iron for being weak, so he took out a small schoolbag from somewhere and pointed at him again and again.
Now Xu Wuqiu suddenly understood: "You mean you want to go to school?"
The son nodded: "I'm already four years old!"
Xu Wuqiu laughed directly: "Pull you down! You are older than me, and the old cucumber is painted with green paint to pretend to be young!"
Kid: ...
I'm so blind, where can I find you irresponsible father!
The son was full of anger, Xu Wuqiu touched his head and felt a little embarrassed: "Okay! I'll take you to school tomorrow!"
At this time, Shen Song walked over, he was looking at the phone and smiling, and when he saw Xu Wuqiu, he couldn't help laughing.
"What's wrong?" Xu Wuqiu asked curiously.
Shen Song brought the phone in front of Demand, and pointed to the screen on the phone: "Look at the content on this hahaha..."
Xu Wuqiu took a look, it was astonishingly yesterday that he saw those trending searches about the president.
At this time, Shen Song still didn't forget to put his hands on his shoulders, and almost smashed the phone to his face: "Look at this, is it funny, and this hahaha..."
Xu Wuqiu: ...
"Why don't you laugh?" Shen Song wondered.
Xu Wuqiu looked at him silently: "Sorry, I can't laugh..."
"Ah? Why?"
Xu Wuqiu coughed: "Sorry, my waist is not feeling well recently."
Shen Song: ...
Some half-understood feeling, but just can't realize what it means.
The next day, Xu Wuqiu took the little ghost to school early in the morning, and the little ghost was carrying his schoolbag excitedly.
There are many children in the school, some are tall and some are short, and the little ghost quickly became friends with them.
Anyway, it's okay to be idle, Xu Wuqiu is watching from the side.At this time, a child grabbed the kid's hand and suddenly yelled: "Ah? Why are your hands so cold! Ask your father to buy you a rechargeable warm bag!"
The little ghost was stunned for a moment, then he lowered his head and rubbed his hands, and held the child again: "Look, your hands are hot now!"
"Wow! It works!"
They continued to laugh and play, but Xu Wuqiu frowned as he watched from the side. The naked eyes could see that the yin energy from the little ghost had spread to other children, and that child sneezed.
The little ghost seemed to realize something at this moment. He patted the child's shoulder, and he took back the Yin Qi into his body. As soon as the child shivered, his body felt much warmer.
After coming and going, the friends were all tired from playing, and it happened that class was about to start at this time, so they bid farewell to each other together.
Among them was a little boy standing in front of the kid, and he slid his hand from his head to the kid's head: "Ah, I'm not as tall as you."
The little ghost comforted: "It's okay."
The little boy also nodded: "Yes, I heard from my father that children will grow taller, maybe in two years I will be taller than you!"
Another little girl said "slightly": "Come on, you, only you grow taller? Erqiu will grow taller too! By then, I will be taller than you!"
The little ghost paused, Xu Wuqiu couldn't stand it anymore, he walked over and led the little ghost to leave.
At this time, a child suddenly said in surprise: "Erqiu, is this your brother? He looks so good!"
The little ghost raised his chest: "But my father!"
"Wow!" The other children exclaimed, "It's amazing."
"Isn't that right?"
"I guess you and your mother look alike, I almost didn't recognize it!"
Kid: ...
One person and one ghost left the kindergarten in this way, and the little ghost turned his head and took a last look at the kindergarten gate, feeling a little bit reluctant.
Xu Wuqiu patted the kid on the shoulder: "It's okay, I'll finish all the procedures for you, and you can go to school after the new year is over!"
The little ghost shook his head when he heard it: "Forget it, it's over, humans and ghosts shouldn't be together in the first place."
Xu Wuqiu paused, and pinched the flesh on his son's face: "Don't worry, it doesn't matter if you are a man or a ghost! No matter what you want to be, your father, I will find a way for you!"
"Come on! You can't be trusted..."
Xu Wuqiu: ...
Son, you look so unfriendly!
In the end, Xu Wuqiu took the little ghost back home. Xu Wuqiu's room had now become the little ghost's private room.
The kid ran back into the room, took out an ancient notebook full of mysterious patterns, opened it and flipped through it page by page.
There are mysterious symbols and words on each page, which makes people feel a sense of fear.
He typed the notebook to the last page, his small face was no longer immature as a child, but his expression was that of an adult.
The last page was thicker than the others and had more patterns on it. He took out a pen with an invisible pattern, and wrote a paragraph on this paper with nothing but patterns:
I want a body, very, very much.I don't want to continue the relationship with a simple line of cause and effect. I want a body with the same blood as them, and I want a legitimate relationship with them.
I want to... become a human being.
In the end, he smiled confusedly, not knowing if he could realize it in the future...
……
When the sky is falling, there will always be a tall man holding it up.Although I can't see anything yet, some powerful and sensitive people can smell the unusual breath all at once.
Some monks with strong divination ability started divination, and they didn't know if Tiandao wanted to tell them this on purpose, and they could measure the time of the doomsday at once.
All important people in Taoism gathered in the Xuanmenghui and held a meeting.
The president, Ying Xuanhuai, was sitting at the front, listening to everyone reporting on the current situation of the black air spreading.
They were worried and didn't know how to solve it. The president lowered his gaze and asked, "Do you know how capable the other party is?"
An elder flipped through his subordinates' reports with trembling hands: "The "king" is comparable to the strongest in this world, not to mention having so many subordinates..."
Someone thought for a while: "They have subordinates, and we also have so many monks from the Taoist sect... In case of a match, they may be evenly matched."
"And that 'King'..."
"We also have a president! The president is the strongest in the world right now, why can't we fight them?"
"You're wrong..." The man raised his head tremblingly: "The strongest I'm talking about is not the strongest in the world right now..."
"Then what do you mean?"
"The strongest I'm talking about...is the most powerful existence in this world in the true sense...the one who can reach the peak of this world and can't be more diligent, and is the shackles of this world!"
People were all shocked: "How is this possible?! If the spiritual energy hadn't exhausted back then and the God Realm was still there, maybe there really was someone to match it! But the God Realm..."
"Otherwise, how do you think the God Realm was destroyed?" Ying Xuanhuai said suddenly.
Everyone was startled and looked towards him one after another.
Ying Xuanhuai knocked on the table with his fingers: "I couldn't find out the reason for the disappearance of the spiritual energy back then. Looking at it now... I guess they planned everything."
With his eyes closed, he suddenly thought of the pewter statue...
Who was the god who killed the fallen ghosts?He remembered that from then on, the God Realm began to decline...
The frequent demise of the gods is due to the exhaustion of spiritual energy... or is it man-made?
This is an overall situation that has been planned for who knows how many years, in order to let the capable people in this world fall one by one, and no one can stop their footsteps.
Something seems to be coming together...
Some people sat down decadently: "Where did such a person come from in the world? Could this disaster really be unstoppable?"
Ying Xuanhuai pondered: "Even if that person really exists, so what? He is equal to the opponent's strength, but it doesn't necessarily mean that he can kill the opponent."
Someone tried to ask: "If the inner alchemy is self-exploded, it will explode with a power stronger than itself, so that the king can be killed..." He looked into Ying Xuanhuai's deep eyes, and his voice trembled: "This is... ...the surest way."
Ying Xuanhuai looked at him, and he, who was always upright, sarcastically said: "Let him exchange everything in the world... It's really a good deal, but do you think he will be willing?"
"It's not necessarily...maybe?"
"Then do you have a good conscience?"
Everyone was discouraged all of a sudden, they touched their hearts and said: "If you can't get over it, you won't get through it for the rest of your life."
Seeing that the atmosphere was a bit depressed, one of the headmen said with a smile: "You guys are thinking very well! You have arranged for people to die, whether this person survives or not is the same thing!"
The others also laughed and said, "Yes, we are overthinking, how can there be such a person in this world!"
Whether there is such a person in this world or not, they keep silent.
It doesn't matter if it exists, if that person is willing to save the world with his life, the generations of Taoists will never forget the great kindness and virtue, pass it on and set up a monument for everyone to remember, and hold a grand sacrifice every year.
If they don't want to, they don't know who that person is anyway, so they should just pretend it doesn't exist.
The author has something to say: Don't worry about the plot, it's definitely he, it's the best ending, no one sacrificed.
I figured it out, I can probably finish the main text today, I guess I can’t finish the extra episode Σ(°△°|||)︴, no, I overestimated myself orz
This is the first time that the Internet has been completely paralyzed. Many people stay at home and watch their hair blown up, while brushing their phones numbly.
Now the most popular search on Taoist Internet is: Please tell me, am I dreaming?
The remaining hot searches are: On the highest state of old cows eating tender grass.
Even President Ying has a date, why do you have any reason to be single?
I was shocked, I didn't expect President Ying to be such a person! !
Congratulations to the fact that "President Ying has a partner" was selected as one of the top ten supernatural events in Taoism from ancient times to the present!
Ying Xuanhuai: ...
He pursed his lips, watching his child lying on his back laughing while holding his mobile phone and scanning these hot searches.
"Pfft hahahaha what did you do, why did they say that about you? Haha, I can't help it!"
He walked over and picked up the slippers that had been thrown off the ground and put them together. By the way, he collected the tableware and other things that had just finished dinner, and washed them in the kitchen.
When he came out, the silly boy was still smiling happily.
The man paused, and went to put away the silly boy's cell phone. The silly boy was stunned, and then laughed again.
"It's really funny, have you seen those news, some people still say that you are always strong, hahaha..."
The man sighed helplessly, reached out to help the young man onto his lap, and rubbed the other's stomach with his hand: "Just finished eating, don't laugh so hard, be careful of stomach pain."
Xu Wuqiu blinked: "But what if I want to laugh hahaha..."
Ying Xuanhuai: ...
He picked up his silly child and walked into the bathroom. The silly child was hugged and put his hand down lazily: "I don't want to move, you wash it for me..."
"it is good."
As a result, after waiting for the bathroom, there was still someone's laughter.
"Okay, stop laughing."
"No, you're tickling me!"
Ying Xuanhuai: ...
At first the young man laughed happily, but I was still very happy after taking a shower.Yet the laughter fades over time, and slowly the cries grow louder.
"Woooooo, I was wrong, don't do this again, I will never laugh at you again next time, don't, don't woooo... Waist! Waist! My waist..."
……
The next day, Xu Wuqiu took his son for a stroll, and his son kept sighing while watching him.
Xu Wuqiu patted his son's head: "Why is such a small child sighing?"
"It's not a sigh..." The son shook his head: "I think you are not up to date!"
"What's the matter?" Xu Wuqiu asked in bewilderment.
In the next second, the son took out a list from his pocket: "Look at what is written on it!"
Xu Wuqiu took the list and looked at it: Is your child over four years old?Now it's time to go to school, and now we are starting to recruit students from the small class...Signature Emperor Capital Kindergarten.
Xu Wuqiu looked at it for a long time and didn't realize there was anything different. When he lowered his head, he found his son looking at him expectantly.
"What's wrong? See, is there anything different?"
The son hated iron for being weak, so he took out a small schoolbag from somewhere and pointed at him again and again.
Now Xu Wuqiu suddenly understood: "You mean you want to go to school?"
The son nodded: "I'm already four years old!"
Xu Wuqiu laughed directly: "Pull you down! You are older than me, and the old cucumber is painted with green paint to pretend to be young!"
Kid: ...
I'm so blind, where can I find you irresponsible father!
The son was full of anger, Xu Wuqiu touched his head and felt a little embarrassed: "Okay! I'll take you to school tomorrow!"
At this time, Shen Song walked over, he was looking at the phone and smiling, and when he saw Xu Wuqiu, he couldn't help laughing.
"What's wrong?" Xu Wuqiu asked curiously.
Shen Song brought the phone in front of Demand, and pointed to the screen on the phone: "Look at the content on this hahaha..."
Xu Wuqiu took a look, it was astonishingly yesterday that he saw those trending searches about the president.
At this time, Shen Song still didn't forget to put his hands on his shoulders, and almost smashed the phone to his face: "Look at this, is it funny, and this hahaha..."
Xu Wuqiu: ...
"Why don't you laugh?" Shen Song wondered.
Xu Wuqiu looked at him silently: "Sorry, I can't laugh..."
"Ah? Why?"
Xu Wuqiu coughed: "Sorry, my waist is not feeling well recently."
Shen Song: ...
Some half-understood feeling, but just can't realize what it means.
The next day, Xu Wuqiu took the little ghost to school early in the morning, and the little ghost was carrying his schoolbag excitedly.
There are many children in the school, some are tall and some are short, and the little ghost quickly became friends with them.
Anyway, it's okay to be idle, Xu Wuqiu is watching from the side.At this time, a child grabbed the kid's hand and suddenly yelled: "Ah? Why are your hands so cold! Ask your father to buy you a rechargeable warm bag!"
The little ghost was stunned for a moment, then he lowered his head and rubbed his hands, and held the child again: "Look, your hands are hot now!"
"Wow! It works!"
They continued to laugh and play, but Xu Wuqiu frowned as he watched from the side. The naked eyes could see that the yin energy from the little ghost had spread to other children, and that child sneezed.
The little ghost seemed to realize something at this moment. He patted the child's shoulder, and he took back the Yin Qi into his body. As soon as the child shivered, his body felt much warmer.
After coming and going, the friends were all tired from playing, and it happened that class was about to start at this time, so they bid farewell to each other together.
Among them was a little boy standing in front of the kid, and he slid his hand from his head to the kid's head: "Ah, I'm not as tall as you."
The little ghost comforted: "It's okay."
The little boy also nodded: "Yes, I heard from my father that children will grow taller, maybe in two years I will be taller than you!"
Another little girl said "slightly": "Come on, you, only you grow taller? Erqiu will grow taller too! By then, I will be taller than you!"
The little ghost paused, Xu Wuqiu couldn't stand it anymore, he walked over and led the little ghost to leave.
At this time, a child suddenly said in surprise: "Erqiu, is this your brother? He looks so good!"
The little ghost raised his chest: "But my father!"
"Wow!" The other children exclaimed, "It's amazing."
"Isn't that right?"
"I guess you and your mother look alike, I almost didn't recognize it!"
Kid: ...
One person and one ghost left the kindergarten in this way, and the little ghost turned his head and took a last look at the kindergarten gate, feeling a little bit reluctant.
Xu Wuqiu patted the kid on the shoulder: "It's okay, I'll finish all the procedures for you, and you can go to school after the new year is over!"
The little ghost shook his head when he heard it: "Forget it, it's over, humans and ghosts shouldn't be together in the first place."
Xu Wuqiu paused, and pinched the flesh on his son's face: "Don't worry, it doesn't matter if you are a man or a ghost! No matter what you want to be, your father, I will find a way for you!"
"Come on! You can't be trusted..."
Xu Wuqiu: ...
Son, you look so unfriendly!
In the end, Xu Wuqiu took the little ghost back home. Xu Wuqiu's room had now become the little ghost's private room.
The kid ran back into the room, took out an ancient notebook full of mysterious patterns, opened it and flipped through it page by page.
There are mysterious symbols and words on each page, which makes people feel a sense of fear.
He typed the notebook to the last page, his small face was no longer immature as a child, but his expression was that of an adult.
The last page was thicker than the others and had more patterns on it. He took out a pen with an invisible pattern, and wrote a paragraph on this paper with nothing but patterns:
I want a body, very, very much.I don't want to continue the relationship with a simple line of cause and effect. I want a body with the same blood as them, and I want a legitimate relationship with them.
I want to... become a human being.
In the end, he smiled confusedly, not knowing if he could realize it in the future...
……
When the sky is falling, there will always be a tall man holding it up.Although I can't see anything yet, some powerful and sensitive people can smell the unusual breath all at once.
Some monks with strong divination ability started divination, and they didn't know if Tiandao wanted to tell them this on purpose, and they could measure the time of the doomsday at once.
All important people in Taoism gathered in the Xuanmenghui and held a meeting.
The president, Ying Xuanhuai, was sitting at the front, listening to everyone reporting on the current situation of the black air spreading.
They were worried and didn't know how to solve it. The president lowered his gaze and asked, "Do you know how capable the other party is?"
An elder flipped through his subordinates' reports with trembling hands: "The "king" is comparable to the strongest in this world, not to mention having so many subordinates..."
Someone thought for a while: "They have subordinates, and we also have so many monks from the Taoist sect... In case of a match, they may be evenly matched."
"And that 'King'..."
"We also have a president! The president is the strongest in the world right now, why can't we fight them?"
"You're wrong..." The man raised his head tremblingly: "The strongest I'm talking about is not the strongest in the world right now..."
"Then what do you mean?"
"The strongest I'm talking about...is the most powerful existence in this world in the true sense...the one who can reach the peak of this world and can't be more diligent, and is the shackles of this world!"
People were all shocked: "How is this possible?! If the spiritual energy hadn't exhausted back then and the God Realm was still there, maybe there really was someone to match it! But the God Realm..."
"Otherwise, how do you think the God Realm was destroyed?" Ying Xuanhuai said suddenly.
Everyone was startled and looked towards him one after another.
Ying Xuanhuai knocked on the table with his fingers: "I couldn't find out the reason for the disappearance of the spiritual energy back then. Looking at it now... I guess they planned everything."
With his eyes closed, he suddenly thought of the pewter statue...
Who was the god who killed the fallen ghosts?He remembered that from then on, the God Realm began to decline...
The frequent demise of the gods is due to the exhaustion of spiritual energy... or is it man-made?
This is an overall situation that has been planned for who knows how many years, in order to let the capable people in this world fall one by one, and no one can stop their footsteps.
Something seems to be coming together...
Some people sat down decadently: "Where did such a person come from in the world? Could this disaster really be unstoppable?"
Ying Xuanhuai pondered: "Even if that person really exists, so what? He is equal to the opponent's strength, but it doesn't necessarily mean that he can kill the opponent."
Someone tried to ask: "If the inner alchemy is self-exploded, it will explode with a power stronger than itself, so that the king can be killed..." He looked into Ying Xuanhuai's deep eyes, and his voice trembled: "This is... ...the surest way."
Ying Xuanhuai looked at him, and he, who was always upright, sarcastically said: "Let him exchange everything in the world... It's really a good deal, but do you think he will be willing?"
"It's not necessarily...maybe?"
"Then do you have a good conscience?"
Everyone was discouraged all of a sudden, they touched their hearts and said: "If you can't get over it, you won't get through it for the rest of your life."
Seeing that the atmosphere was a bit depressed, one of the headmen said with a smile: "You guys are thinking very well! You have arranged for people to die, whether this person survives or not is the same thing!"
The others also laughed and said, "Yes, we are overthinking, how can there be such a person in this world!"
Whether there is such a person in this world or not, they keep silent.
It doesn't matter if it exists, if that person is willing to save the world with his life, the generations of Taoists will never forget the great kindness and virtue, pass it on and set up a monument for everyone to remember, and hold a grand sacrifice every year.
If they don't want to, they don't know who that person is anyway, so they should just pretend it doesn't exist.
The author has something to say: Don't worry about the plot, it's definitely he, it's the best ending, no one sacrificed.
I figured it out, I can probably finish the main text today, I guess I can’t finish the extra episode Σ(°△°|||)︴, no, I overestimated myself orz
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