The Last Cat in the Universe

[Pick in daily by sucking cats, and check in with the mask of the black scientific research department every day. ]

[Some of my classmates went to study in the Imperial Research Department, and they said that they have a total of [-] scientific research groups. Because there are many confidential projects, they are not given out or contacted with the outside world. There is only a local area network, the only light connected to the outer star network. There is only one brain in a group. ]

[So there are 80 out of 62 units that tried to suck cats and were blacked out? ]

[Miserable, those who hear it are sad and those who see it cry. ]

[Almost the entire army has been wiped out, Research Department. ]

[There are cats that can't be sucked, it's a crime. ]

[Now go ask Marshal Ji why he doesn't like them, I don't know if it's too late to apologize. ]

[It’s too late, after all, this lawsuit involves someone in the scientific research department trying to obtain the Marshal’s blood sample. ]

[Innocent people in the scientific research department, I feel sorry for you politely. ]

[If you want to suck cats, you can choose to resign and join the enemy hahahahaha! ]

[The scientific research department is hard to get out after entering, so I feel sorry for you politely. ]

[This is the first time I have changed to a new mask...]

[Perhaps after countless blacklists, there will be an extra network engineering subject in the scientific research department. ]

[Shut up, you hahaha, take a quick breath of Xiao Yuean, are you not at home today? ]

Yuean closed the blacklist interface, glanced at this comment, "Meow!"

The little white fur ball stretched out its paws under the warm light, opened the menu on the table, poked the first dish on it, then pointed at the holographic projection of the dish, and meowed at the camera.

[outside?Don't know what to order? ]

"Meow!"

[Where is the Marshal? ]

[The marshal will be in court for the second time today. ]

[Speaking of which, besides the first accidental appearance of the marshal, he also appeared on the screen...]

[He actually let Xiao Yuean out with a cat! ]

[Looking at the decoration, it is the ancient earth-style restaurant in the imperial capital, right? ]

[Holding the grass is so close, I'm off to steal the cat! ]

[The one who stole the cat was beaten to death by the marshal, Xiao Yuean is still waiting for our idea to order. ]

Yue An looked at the names of the dishes that popped up one after another in the comments, and tapped his little paws on the menu without hesitation to confirm the past.

Similarly, the money spent is flowing smoothly without any sign of stagnation.

Mr. Marshal was finishing his lunch and preparing for the tug-of-war with the Minister of Scientific Research in the afternoon. As soon as he got up, he could see a huge amount of consumption popping up on his bracelet again.

Yue'an is not soft-hearted when it comes to buying food, and people can always feel his enthusiasm for appetite.

Ji Xiuyun glanced at the place of consumption, named the head of the Seventh Army who came to accompany him to the court after the holiday and had nothing to do, and asked him to help watch Yue'an's live broadcast.

Although he knew Yue'an's strength well and was full of trust, Mr. Marshal still had some uncontrollable worries.

After all, Yue An has only just come into contact with human society, and he is easy to deceive with his simplicity. Although his strength is indeed powerful, it is not impossible to capsize the ship.

He, a person who has been at the forefront of politics for many years, almost got rid of it before. How could such a delicate and well-behaved kitten like Yue An beat a human being with endless tricks and sinister intentions!

Mr. Marshal very self-ignored the three days before Yue An lost his temper, and applied a series of words such as coquettish, cute and weak to his cat.

"Keep an eye on it, and let me know if there is any abnormality." Ji Xiuyun looked at the commander of the Seventh Army with a bitter face, and said, "It's just a good time to heal the psychological shadow."

The commander of the Seventh Legion agreed with a pained expression on his face.

What else can we do?

Of course I chose to forgive him!

As the person who has been ravaged by Yue An the most times, the commander of the Seventh Army has repeatedly doubted his life, even to the point where he turns pale at the sight of a cat.

He's been miserable these days.

You must know that the popularity of the last cat in the universe is unimaginably high among the masses. Walking on the street, virtual communities, shopping malls...anywhere there are people with a big screen, you can see Yue An in front of the camera as soon as you look up. Meow meow looks cute.

This group of humans, even if they just watch a cat sleep with its belly spread out, they can watch it all day long!

The commander of the Seventh Army can only get some cold comfort by hiding at home.

Now, because he was so bored that he ran out to find the marshal, it directly led to the loss of even the last bit of cold comfort.

While opening the live broadcast room, the commander of the Seventh Army thought about you superficial human beings. If you don’t like good little brothers and sisters, you will be addicted to a ball of fluff every day, and sooner or later you will end.

You don't even know how fierce this fluffy fight is! !

Yue'an's live broadcast room is quite lively, probably because Yue'an has been live broadcasting for a long time in the past few days.

Most of this small and subtle friendship came from each other's efforts to help each other improve the level of cat language - after all, Yue'an couldn't communicate with them, either they guessed by themselves, or they could only chat with other people in the live broadcast room.

For example, when eating in Yue'an, this group of people served as food commentators there.

[This crystal flower dish was called white fungus and lotus seed soup in the ancient earth. It tastes sweet and relieves greasy. ]

[This sea of ​​stars is called cuttlefish noodles in the ancient earth...]

Yue An shook his ears and turned his face, looking at the nonsense in the comments.

Yue'an belongs to the kind of food that can't hold back a word or two of comments after eating it. After eating it, the impression is: it's okay, delicious, amazing, and delicious in the world.

The white fluffy ball licked the black stain on its mouth, thought for a while, and finally could only come up with the word "delicious".

[Xiao Yuean, who is stained with black, is also so cute. ]

[I recently looked through the information on cats on the ancient earth, and found that there is a kind of pet cat named quq, which is called Ta Xuebai, hey, it's super cute! ]

[I also recently looked through the information on cats on the ancient earth. It said that for male cats, they can prepare for... neutering... at half a year old...]

[? ? ? ]

[sterilization? ? ]

[That's right... It is said that this is good for the body and can prevent many diseases. ]

[...How old is Xiao Yue'an? ]

Yue An looked up at the comments.

"Meow!"

[Our company has already started to put a holographic sensor on everyone's desk, playing Yue'an's live video all day long, saying it will relieve us from overtime pressure o<-<]

[Your boss really does everything to make you work overtime. ]

[But to be honest, it’s really stress-reducing. When pinching the pads and stroking the fur, you can relax your mind and take a rest. ]

Yue'an looked at these comments, finished the last one, and stretched out his paw towards the camera.

"Meow~"

[Oh, our little Yue An is so caring, frantically pinching the pads and chirping little paws. ]

[Send money to Xiao Yuean! ! ]

[Play money, play money, play money, this table can only be eaten with the money we gave! ]

[I'm so happy, I feel that the presence of the Marshal as a real owner has already flopped infinitely. ]

[Hahahaha I don’t want him for money, I don’t want him for food, in fact, I don’t need him for living. Thinking about it carefully, the marshal seems to have only his face left. ]

Yue An stared at this comment and was puzzled for two seconds. He poked his paw at this comment, turned his head and questioned the camera: "Meow?"

What does it mean that only the face is left.

Ji Xiuyun is so ugly! !

Only a kind, cute, well-behaved and gentle kitten like me will not dislike him.

[Xiao Yuean can earn money before meals and for the house... Oh no, Xiao Yuean doesn't have a registered permanent residence, so he can't buy a house. ]

[Marshal Presence 1]

[If you don't have an account, you can't open an account, and if you have money, you can't spend. ]

[Marshal Presence 2]

[Shut up, our marshal can conquer the entire interstellar world with just one face! ]

[That is, the dream lover of tens of billions of girls is no joke. ]

[Why are you only a girl? I think you are embarrassing me, a young Huaichun! ]

[... Ah, so the marshal is still very competitive... right? ]

Yue An was caught off guard by the Marshal fans in the comments.

Bragging about military achievements, bragging about his resume, bragging about his strength, bragging about his face, bragging about his figure, even Ji Xiuyun's ice cube face and that black suit that have remained unchanged for thousands of years have been bragged as the actual embodiment of strength and style.

One of the overlord VIPs whose name is "You Qibaba" was so fast that he frantically swiped the screen in the comment area. Crazy praise again.

Yue An began to suspect that the cat was pregnant.

Is Ji Xiuyun really good-looking?

Isn't it good-looking like a beautiful boy like his doll?

What's so good about Ji Xiuyun's big, muscular man, who can stand more than two meters long, with hands, feet, tiger's back and wolf waist! ?

Although it seems that the sense of power is indeed strong, but in human aesthetics, isn't it true that beautiful boys with slender figures and exquisite looks are the most popular!

They actually thought Ji Xiuyun was pretty!

The dream lover of tens of billions of girls? ?

The little white hairball squatted on the dining table, looked at the comment bubbles, and couldn't help thinking seriously about the birth of a cat.

The commander of the Seventh Army was refreshed after blowing the marshal, and when he saw Yue An's eyes fixed on the comment area, his scalp tightened and he felt relieved.

Had he been recognized! ?

No, no, it doesn't matter if you recognize it!

What happened to the Marshal!

Isn't the marshal worth bragging about!

Thinking of this, the commander of the Seventh Army immediately cheered up again.

[If the Marshal publicly proposes marriage one day, the girl who wants to marry him will definitely be able to circle the first galaxy twice! ]

The comment area was suddenly silent for two seconds, and then burst out suddenly.

[No, no, it's impossible, I think the marshal is already married to the Silver Blade. ]

[I think the marshal has decided to spend his life with cats. ]

[...I think the marshal is probably the type who will live alone all his life, or he will find someone who can go to the battlefield together with his combat power _(:з」∠)_]

[…? ? ?Why? ? ]

[Temperament. ]

[Well, temperament. ]

[In other words, it is more likely that our marshal has a crush on boys? ]

[Xiao Yuean is a boy!Boys with amazing combat power who can go to the battlefield together! ! ! ]

[right!Tear mecha!Kick the battleship!Press the enemy on the ground and rub it crazy! ]

[One person, one cat, one mecha, wouldn't it be beautiful to gallop through the stars and universe together! ]

[Hold the grass? ]

[Shut up, you guys! ]

No, no!

You wait!

I still want to hug the little marshal in my lifetime!

The commander of the Seventh Army was stunned. Just as he was about to continue struggling, the live broadcast in front of him suddenly went black.

There were a lot of question marks in the comment area.

Yue'an turned off the live broadcast before finishing his food. This was the first time in history - he was still seriously reading the comments before.

Thinking of Ji Xiuyun's order to report any abnormality, the commander of the Seventh Army waited quietly for 5 minutes.

Five minutes later, the screen still does not appear.

The commander of the Seventh Army stood up with a "chuckle", took his optical brain and left the small room.

Yue An lowered his head and fiddled with the video camera that suddenly fell on the table with his small paws, but the video camera remained motionless as if it had run out of energy.

The little white fur ball's ears trembled, hooked the video camera and stuffed it back into the cat-shaped optical brain hanging around its neck, turned around, looked at the door without blinking, its ears were erected forward, and its two front Squat slightly with claws bent, looking ready to go.

He caught a few breathing sounds and the sound of some mechanical instruments at the door.

The tip of the nose lingers with the aroma of the dishes on the table, as well as the faint smell of... catnip coming in from outside the door.

Viet An: ...

Viet An:? ? ? ?

Catnip? ? ?

When Ji Xiuyun got the news, he immediately decided to give up this trial and leave directly.

But just as he took a step, he received a communication request from Yue'an.

In the projection, Yue An squatted on the chest of an unconscious man, surrounded by combat robots that he had torn to pieces, and several other unidentified humans who fell to the ground.

There are some wreckage of capture equipment scattered around, and there are marks of the scientific research department on them.

Ji Xiuyun's complexion suddenly sank, and his sharp eyes stabbed at the Minister of Scientific Research as if in essence.

The Minister of Scientific Research's face turned pale, and he was also very shocked-he didn't seem to know about it.

Yue'an in the projection was licking his paws, and in front of him was a tube with some green solution remaining, which looked like some kind of reagent.

The little white ball of hair looked excited, and the nails that were so excited that they could easily cut through the outer shell of the mecha stretched out.

"Yue An?" Ji Xiuyun called him, looked around for the marks on Yue An's body, "Are you injured?"

Yue An shook his hair, twirled around cooperatively, confirmed to Ji Xiuyun that there were no injuries on his body, and then slapped his paw on the man's chest under his buttocks: "Meow!"

Mr. Marshal saw the man twitched by the paw, conservatively guessing that he was about to break his ribs. He couldn't help being silent for two seconds before asking: "What happened?"

Yue An stretched out his paw to fiddle with the catnip-smelling reagent in front of him, and pushed it towards the camera.

"Meow!"

"You wait, be careful not to let anyone approach you, and don't let anyone leave." Seeing the reagent, Ji Xiuyun became annoyed at the thought of Yue'an's obviously excited look under the influence, "Keep in touch ,I am coming over now."

"Meow." Yue An responded, and continued to play with rolling the tube of reagents around.

He almost guessed how the brain circuits of these people grew.

He probably learned about catnip, which has a miraculous effect on half of cats, from the information, and managed to find a way to imitate the smell of reagents, and then came to catch him in one fell swoop when he was sucking high and his body was out of control.

But very sorry.

Yue'an is a monster and doesn't have that much reaction to catnip.

And when he was just an ordinary kitten, he was one of the rare types who would start madly destroying his surroundings when he got high.

Yue An still felt a little bit excited when he smelled the smell of catnip that he hadn't smelled in decades.

He couldn't help but hopped vigorously on the chest of the leader man he caught, and shook his ears in disappointment as he watched the man twitch twice and his face was about to turn black.

When Ben Maomao was bouncing around on Ji Xiuyun's body, his expression didn't change for a moment!

A group of troublemakers!

Half of Ji Xiuyun's level is not enough, but he still wants to catch me!

Did Liang Jingru give you the courage!

The author has something to say: Marshal: I think this method of comparison is inappropriate, after all, I am so good.

Yue An: Brazen! ! ! !