The Last Cat in the Universe

When Yue An stayed in the clan, it was not that he had never surfed the Internet.

There are a few cats in the clan who are not stingy with spiritual power at all. They change into human form all day long and buy some messy games from outside, and they also pull the network cable for the clan. Each cat is equipped with a computer.

The humans who play the game will never know that their teammate and chat partner is actually a cat.

So Yue'an still knows a lot about human society - for example, there was a time when there was a lot of news on the Internet that "the anchor earns a million a month from eating live".

Yue An felt that he could follow suit.

The little white hair ball looked at the interface that emerged from the optical brain, and walked around the holographic projection of its image with small steps. The cat in the projection made the same movements as him, and the two cats walked around each other facing each other. Then, out of a circle connected end to end.

On the premise of not blocking the screen, comment bubbles continuously popped up around the periphery of the projection screen, densely covering the entire comment area, and the thickness was still growing at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Overwhelmed by kisses, hugs, cuddles and ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

A variety of comment bubbles surrounded Yuean's holographic projection, forming a circle that looked like blooming flowers.

It turned out to be a round frame! !

Yue An took two steps back - he almost jumped towards the round frame!

Trying to resist the cat's instinct of wanting to drill when it sees the circle, Yue An looked up at the ever-increasing number of comments and viewers on the circle frame, wagging his tail happily, then turned his head and jumped at the A dinner plate exuding a tempting aroma.

Bubbles came out one by one.

[Damn it!Why is the olfactory sensor turned on but not the tactile sensor? ! ! ]

[Wow wow ah ah ah I want to touch the cat!Weep bitterly! ! ]

[Want to know the difference between the feel of the cat and the fur animal at home! ]

[? ?Phipi beasts are iron-clad creatures, and cats are fluffy! ]

[It's meal time now! !meal time! ! ! ]

[Ah, it smells so good, but the food in front of me looks dull. ]

Yue An ate the food on the table, looking up at the bubbles from time to time.

The model of VIP and privilege is probably the eternal truth of money-making.

Yue'an watched as a few gaudy bubbles firmly suppressed all the bubbles below, and above the username of the bubbles, there was a huge overlord-level member.

And beside the bubble bar, there are two lists, one is the member ranking list, and the other is the current gift giving ranking list.

With the rapid change of the lists of these two lists, the balance of Mr. Marshal's social account has grown exponentially at a terrifying speed.

[I don’t know much about going to Dixing, who is well-informed and can tell me what these dishes are?After a while, I will go to Dixing and want to eat the same style. ]

[I know these few dishes on the table, the signboard of the Imperial City Fukong restaurant, the price is directly proportional to its deliciousness, and the dish he is eating now seems to be 3 yuan. ]

[…? ? ? ]

[Eat less than a cat QAQ]

[Of course it’s not as good as it is, and I don’t even think about what the status of this cat is now... I maximized the live broadcast interface, wow, I really want to bury my face in the fur!Want to roll in fur! ! ]

[The last cat in the universe known so far, let’s watch and cherish it. ]

[Don’t want this cat, this cat is called, it has a name, it’s called Yue’an. ]

Seeing this sentence, Yue An licked his little nose, and let out a soft "meow" in agreement.

Although he is not angry at being called "this cat", from the bottom of his heart, he is still more willing to hear his name being called.

[ah! !Pink and tender little tongue! !Medic! !What about the medics! ! ! ]

[This cry, this sugar level... I'm dead, don't save me o<-<]

[Yue'an, right, I'll give you the wallet, please call a few more times, okay? ! ! ]

Yuean Lianmeng guessed that he could somewhat understand the general meaning of the comments. He looked at the huge pile of gifts that came with him, and without hesitation, he meowed at the camera several times.

He even tilted his head and stretched out his paws to reach the camera. The soft pink fleshy pads were close to the camera. Through the holographic projection, it was as if his face was covered with soft fleshy pads.

[Ahhhhhhhhh! ! !Little meat pad! !pinch pinch pinch pinch! ! ]

[Mental Power-99999]

[The life value is cleared. ]

[You, are you an angel sent by God to receive me o<-<]

[Woo-wow!The wallet is here for you!This month's pocket money is also given to you!for you!Give you all! ]

[Wait, can Yue An understand our writing? ]

Yue An let out another "meow".

[Can understand? ]

Yue An wagged his tail and looked proud: "Meow!"

[…? ? ? ]

[God! ! ! ]

[Wait, if you can understand text and communicate, isn't it an intelligent life? ? ? ? ]

[so what! !This is a cat! ! ! ]

[What's wrong with the cat!So it... no, his fighting power is indeed terrifying...]

[What's wrong with the strong combat power!This is a cat! ! ! ]

[Even if it's a cat... Anyway, it's too...]

[This is a cat!Can you guarantee that the creatures on the ancient earth did not have such powerful combat effectiveness? ]

[However, if you trace back according to the genetic chain of biological science...]

Afterwards, the more content he couldn't understand, the more he felt relieved. Seeing that the number of gifts had been increasing crazily, he turned his head and continued to eat indifferently.

Yue An knows that human beings are always able to break through various extremes, and will desperately study science to pursue the origin in order to resist the growth of the mysterious side.

Yue An has always been ignorant of such things as science, and as a monster on the mysterious side, he doesn't bother to think about these things.

By the time Yuean finished eating all the dishes on the table and looked up, the topic on the bubble was already thousands of miles away from before.

[It suddenly occurred to me that the only public SS-level gene in the universe and the last cat in the universe are all in our country...]

[That seems to be the case, hey, the chosen empire hahahaha. ]

[Speaking of SS-level genes, where is the Marshal? ]

[Is this the takeaway ordered by the marshal! ! ]

[No, compared to this, the thing next to the dining table turned out to be a closed dining car? ? ]

[Speaking of which, Yue An is such a small one, he actually finished all six dishes on the table...? ]

[My stomach doesn't even bulge a bit!This is not scientific!Where did all the food go? !Is the digestive system special?It is not written in the information...]

[Wow, science madman, stop, can't you take a good look at the cat?It's annoying to go to the bottom of everything. ]

Yue An looked up at the comments, then lowered his head again.

Talking science to a monster?

Don't be a fool.

[Is the truth about the death of the ancient earth eaten by cats_(:з」∠)_]

[Wow, our ancestors are amazing. Not only can we live in harmony with another intelligent race, but they can also withstand such a powerful fighting force and keep them as pets. Look at us...]

[According to the information, there are still people who adopt more than a dozen...]

[QAQ I'm sorry, I've shamed my ancestors with a genetic grade of only A, so I hurriedly threw a few gifts to suppress the shock. ]

The little hairball in the picture is playing with the empty dinner plate in front of it with its little paws.

Yuean looked at the plate, thought for a while, then jumped off the dining table with a clean plate in his mouth, walked to the side of the trash can, patted the fully automatic sensor trash can, and put the food in his mouth. The dinner plate was thrown into the bucket.

[So cute woo woo woo...]

[I can also use the trash can QvQ, my children like to litter and push it to the housekeeping robot to clean up, no matter how I teach them, they don’t listen, they are wayward...]

[People are not as good as cats, in various aspects. ]

[The child is disobedient?If the genetic level is high enough, lull him into the army, and when he comes back, he will be as obedient as my own :)]

[Didn't anyone tell Yue An the correct way to put away the takeaway plates? ]

[He is not next to the optical brain now, even if he says he can’t see it. ]

Yue An returned to the dining table, looked at the other dishes with soup left over, and was at a loss as to what to do.

He reached out his paw to touch the side of the dinner plate, and decided to ask the audience outside the venue for help.

The little white hair ball sat obediently on the dining table, turned to meow at the camera, and then pushed the plate with the remaining soup in front of the camera.

[I don’t even protect the food, although there is only soup left, but I am willing to share it! ]

[My Pipi animal has been raised for more than 30 years! !All protect food! ! ! ]

[You push it to us and we can't eat it, burst into tears. ]

[Yue An probably meant to give us a smell...]

[No, I think you all misunderstood, he was probably asking us what to do with this thing. ]

Yue An hurriedly "meowed" when he saw this bubble comment.

[Press the sides of the dinner plate with two paws and fold it hard, the protective film of the dinner plate will crack and absorb the residue. ]

"Meow." Yue An obediently stretched out two paws, and slapped both sides of the dinner plate.

The takeaway plates are very light, and the material is mainly a special tasteless plant fiber, which is light and tough, and can be well digested by the earth.

As his paws fell, the extremely thin and brittle film on the surface of the dinner plate suddenly cracked, and the plant fibers inside quickly absorbed the remaining soup and residue, and then the whole dinner plate shrank suddenly as if it was stimulated by something. The automatic dumpling becomes a quarter of a slap-sized dumpling, which is very easy to clean up.

Yue An flattered and folded all the remaining five dinner plates on the table, and then put them into the trash can one by one.

[You probably don’t know how to use the dining car next to it, did you see the handle on the top?If you can't pull it up, just push it down and the dining car will open. ]

Seeing this message, Yue An stood on the edge of the dining table, pouted his buttocks and stretched out his paws to reach the handle of the dining cart sent by the robot. The hot and full of food was brought to the table again, and he turned his head and meowed proudly at the camera flying beside him.

[Are the creatures on the ancient earth so cute!] ]

[Hey, actually I just saw the egg>/////<]

[Hahahaha I saw it too!Fluffy >/////<]

[>///<Stop talking, I want to pinch. ]

[The pets of the ancient earth are so cute!Look at our current pets, what are they QAQ! ]

[The fluffy ones are so expensive, and the armored ones are not much better, and it takes so long to tame them, what a crime...]

[I, Pippi, don't, don't accept...! ]

[If the fur beast is fluffy, I will like it very much...]

[Lost the dignity of the most popular pet of the iron armor, Pipi Beast. ]

[Tell you in a low voice, you can ignore the fragrance of vegetables and smell the milky aroma of cats and cats by pulling the picture down to the maximum and posting it on it, ah... this is probably heaven o<-<]

[Are you a pervert! ]

[Damn it, I didn't even realize it! ]

[Yes, the sense of smell is turned on, am I stupid! ]

[takes a sharp breath! ]

[suck--------! ! ! ! ]

[Are you all perverts? ? ? ]

[Damn it, I smell the aroma of vegetables, this must be a placement advertisement of the floating restaurant!I can not stand it any more!Order their takeaway! ]

[I also placed an order! ! !Hemp eggs are so expensive!Half of my living expenses for this month have been thrown out! ]

[It only cost half of it, what a rich man. ]

[With the title of Overlord and VIP, I have the nerve to say that others are rich! ]

[Addicted to sucking cats, I'm going to die in fluff, don't save me. ]

[I took a look at the price... feel sorry for the Marshal's wallet. ]

[Looking at Yue'an's dishes, I found that he bought them according to the most expensive and best-selling list in the imperial capital's takeaway list... Calculate the total price, more than 36...]

[… I have every reason to suspect that this was not ordered by the Marshal. ]

[So it seems that the marshal did not see. ]

[Marshal is going to attend the court-martial today, so he's not at home. ]

[So takeaway is…]

[Yuean ordered it himself. ]

[Marshal: I may not be able to afford a cat. ]

Yue An finished eating a few more dishes, looked up at the comments, and suddenly became unhappy.

He stretched out his front paws and patted the table to express his dissatisfaction: "Meow! Meow!"

I don't want him to raise it!

[Cat language zero-level scumbag asks for help, what is Yue An talking about? ]

[Maybe it’s saying that you humans hurry up and throw money at me, I want to buy food! ]

[I think what you said makes sense. ]

[Isn't it just money!Give you give you! ! More than 900 billion viewers give one dollar each...]

[...Fuck, there are more than 900 billion? !In this way... Hey! ]

[Hey!shut up!Don't try to trick me into starting a live broadcast! ! ! ]

Yue An watched them talking and giving gifts frantically, You couldn't be reconciled, and meowed at them.

You see, I earned nearly a billion dollars just by eating a meal!

Who wants Ji Xiuyun to raise him!

[Ah, this cry, please turn on the tactile sensor, I just want to bury my whole body in the fur and roll, it must be very stress-free, sucking cats makes me happy o<-<]

[Yes, yes, next time you turn on the tactile sensor, okay? Get off Xiaoyuean>////<]

[Hey hey hey hey yeah>///<]

[These two people must want to pinch other people's balls, shameless. ]

Yue An agreed very much: "Meow!"

that is!

Do you humans have any special feelings for cat balls?

So is Ji Xiuyun!

Is it a special habit developed by the universe age to try to attack each other's balls as soon as they meet?

Yue An was eating while watching the comments and chatting. When he cleared three more dishes, a red dialog box popped up on the optical computer interface.

Yue An was stunned, licked the soup sticking to his mouth, walked over with his short legs, sat in front of the interface and looked at the information on the dialog box.

Yue An passed by, and the camera naturally followed.

The more than 900 billion people who are watching the live broadcast in Interstellar can clearly see the words on the dialog box.

62 masks of the Imperial Scientific Research Department were detected, and the latency was 35:13. Do you want to add it to the blacklist?

whether

[Hahahaha, how much does Marshal hate the Research Department?Even deliberately set up this kind of system in the optical brain. ]

[It can be seen that the disgust comes from the heart. ]

[Speaking of which, isn't this afternoon the lawsuit against the Research Department by the Marshal's former deputy? ]

[The person who committed the crime of rebellion, can his accusation be believed? ]

[The marshal insists on the accusation, there may be something we don't know...]

Yue An tilted his head, barely comprehended the meaning of the message in the dialog box, then turned his head to look at the bubble comments, then raised his paw without hesitation, and pressed it down.

The network is linked by a thread, and meeting is fate.

The more safe you are in the world, the first black is the respect.

The author has something to say: Marshal: Gathering people to suck cats will not take me, so I have reported it.