Where the prince is married: turning defense into offense

After the meal, He Xu called his secretary and said that today he would be absent from work for a day without reason.Secretary Meimei expressed her puzzlement. The boss, who has always been dedicated to work, would be absent from work for no reason. Is this the sun rising in the west?Office workers, don't be envious, who makes you not the president?

In order for Jueyu to quickly adapt to modern life, He Xu decided to take Jueyu to a shopping mall that he hadn't visited in 800 years in the afternoon.

The place to eat is not far from the shopping mall, He Xu didn't drive, and decided to take our honorable prince on foot.

"Well, I don't know your last name yet? I heard yesterday that the 'driver' surnamed Li called you Mr. He, and your name is Mr. He?" The spooky Jueyu cautiously inquired.

"Coachman?" Haha, I didn't expect him to be quite smart, and he knew that Xiao Li was the driver.

"My name is He Xu, and I run a company. Oh, the company is your ancient store. Everyone in the company calls me Mr. He, so you can just call me He Xu." The Mr. He who explained seriously is still something we know Is that the cold and quiet Mr. He?

"The shop, it turned out to be a merchant. If it was in the Liang Dynasty, it wouldn't be Baba coming to curry favor with the king!" The Liang Dynasty emphasized agriculture, and the status of merchants was relatively low. The little prince muttered in a low voice, not daring to let He Xu hear , after all, I am still boarding in this merchant's house.

"What are you talking about?" The kid lowered his head and muttered something, which aroused He Xu's curiosity.

"No, no, I am lamenting that your name sounds good, 'how to relieve worries, only warmth' good name, good name." It seems that our prince has mastered the first skill in modern life unknowingly, That is the invincible flattering skill.

"It seems that you must have done well in ancient times. The emperor likes you very much!"

As soon as this remark came out, the little prince's face was instantly annoyed. After all, the feeling of being grabbed by the tail was very frustrating!

"It's up to you!" Jue Yu ignored He Xu and walked forward.

It's disgusting to talk nonsense and tell the truth!

Looking at Jueyu's angry back, He Xu couldn't help but smile.

"Be careful!" He Xu rushed to the back of Jueyu with a brisk stride, and pulled Jueyu back to his side, but Jueyu staggered and fell into He Xu's arms.

"You have to look at the traffic lights when crossing the road here. If you are so reckless, you don't know how you died." Jueyu was shy and walked to the side of the road, but didn't know how to read the traffic lights. Fortunately, our boss He was strong and brave.

Jueyu's heart was pounding wildly at this moment, alas, what's the matter with this feeling of spring heart?In the past, the emperor deliberately approached me like this from time to time, but it was never like this... Could it be that I am the same as that emperor... No!No!No!I don't stop, I don't stop!

"Ahem, how decent are two big men hugging each other, let go of this...uh, let go of me, don't you want to teach me modern studies? Teach me quickly." The little prince was eager to get out of He Xu's arms. run away.

The appearance of Jueyu, the newlywed daughter-in-law, is really aimed at the taste of our boss He, and the hand that was originally going to let go, but puts on Jueyu's shoulder.

Jokingly said: "This is not just to teach you. In modern times, men and women like to express their feelings with body language. Look, good brothers, good sisters, look, are the two big men over there also flirting with each other?" Shoulder~" What Boss He said was so correct that he was speechless.

Jueyu looked up and looked around, it was really so, hey, in broad daylight, shameless.

"Okay, then this is over, let go." Jueyu turned around and got out from under He Xu's arms, but she didn't dare to walk around casually. She was still in her prime, so she couldn't die in this ridiculous place. modern.

He Xu withdrew his arm, nodded and smiled, and motioned for Jueyu to follow him, around the streets, around the shopping malls, through mountains of people, across the sea of ​​people, and introduce all kinds of things that Jueyu had never touched before.

After a long time, every time Jueyu thinks about today, she secretly rejoices that she "died" in the Liang Dynasty.Because of He Xu, through time and space, across the sea of ​​people, no matter how noisy the world is, you can follow him with peace of mind, because he is his ferryman, and the destination is still him.

Along the way, He Xu intends to use the most concise language to explain the most complicated things to Jueyu, but our little prince's IQ is not in the service area.And even if the IQ is not online, there are a lot of words.

After listening to a lot of knowledge, the little prince is online.

"Why do modern people cut off their hair? This is so unfilial! I'm sorry for my ancestors!" He Xu said inwardly, how can we be sorry for you?

"Traffic lights, obviously they are traffic lights, why are there yellow lights? Why isn't it called red, yellow and green lights? This is unreasonable!" He Xu's inner monologue, international practice, how do I know.

"Your clothes are comfortable and comfortable, but the fabric is too little. Although you say it's ideologically progressive and open, what should men and women wear to be less ostentatious, and won't attract people with the heart of tigers and wolves to do evil?" He Xu Inner monologue, you are quite security conscious!

"You don't even ride horses! Although the 'horse head' you sat on for me yesterday"

"That's called a car." President He collapsed...

"Oh, the car, that car, although it can be faster than our horses, but you said that most of the moving things here, except for people, rely on oil and electricity. How troublesome, our horses just go to the grass. Hey, how do you feed that car? Which hills are the oil and electricity on? "He Xu monologues, the 21st century needs environmentalists like you.

"Also, your writing, you said you simplified our writing so that all sentient beings can read. I agree with that. However, you don't feel a sense of accomplishment when you write the simplified writing. Let me tell you, we still need our calligraphy to practice calligraphy, hey, what does it mean to be like ghost symbols?” He Xu said inwardly, his tentacles all extended to English, it was too scary.

"Ah, shameless! It's fine to hug and hug, even if it is open, you can't do such things in the market." He Xu's inner monologue, if you are talking, I really have to consider, immediately, immediately use this couple The action in progress, gag your mouth.

All afternoon and night,

Little Prince, "Ah", "Oh", "My God", "Huh"...

He Xu,