Stargazing with You

That day I was lying on my back on the bed, with no games to play or a mobile phone to play, so I had to stare at the ceiling and recite words. Finally, I made a decision, okay, I won’t play games on weekends, I want to teach myself programming!

I have to fight against him once!

I did what I said, and when I had a little spare time, I looked for some programming tutorials. After studying for a while, I also gained some experience in the craft of hacking. I also paid attention to the International Hacking Competition. The team that took the first place in the competition was our country!The team is called Facecrack, and the leader of the team is called X-ray. Although there are no photos of X-ray on the Internet, the deeds of this buddy are spread by word of mouth. It is said that this is the first time he participated in a hacker competition and cracked the security of ora. system. When ora's new product came out, it was claimed that it was impossible to be breached. Whoever breaks it will win the first place this time. There is nothing wrong with it.For this reason, the ora company issued a large bonus, and with the assistance of X-ray, the loophole was overcome.

I was so excited this day, I casually typed "Bai Ying, are you there, do you know X-ray?"

It was not until the evening that Bai Ying replied to my WeChat: Jiang He, are you sick? How can I see what you write in your document?

I'll tell him, didn't you see it, peeping tom~~

Bai Ying said that you are unreasonable. I also saw it when I came back to scan your computer to see what you were doing. I don't have time to spy on you all day, okay?

I said that if you spy on me for an hour, you are also peeping, and if you peep at me for a day, you are also peeping. Don’t deny it.

Bai Ying didn't speak for a long time, and said directly after a while: "I know X-ray."

"Ah?! Really?!"

"He is a senior in my school, what? Do you admire him?"

I'm talking nonsense!God!

Bai Ying let out a sigh, and said, "Come on, I'll introduce him to you another day, maybe you can marry him."

I laughed loudly: "Don't say it, as long as the master is not too good-looking and good-natured, if I were a girl, I might really marry him, so awesome!"

"We went to the toilet together, it doesn't seem too awesome."

I sprayed water on the screen, and I said, Bai Ying, why did you become so dirty? !

"It's your screen that's dirty."

This guy is still spying on me!I wiped the screen with a tissue and said, "I know, you must still be that flamboyant prince in front of outsiders, so you only dare to smudge in front of me."

"Say I'm dirty, like you're pure, who pulled me to show me porn magazines before?"

"Damn pornographic magazine, that's called water photoshoot! And it's all about my junior high school, now my computer is here, I've been studying hard every day, I don't have a fur in the computer, who is like you, you That computer doesn't know how dirty it is!"

"You know how to hide dirt and evil. It is worthy of praise. I will give you a chance to visit my computer. Will you come?"

Come on, of course I will!

After sending the remote control, I saw Baiying’s computer desktop. Except for the necessary software, there were very few other things on his computer. The hard disk was full of folders, but the names were all abbreviated, and I couldn’t understand them all. I clicked to open a larger one. Yes, I was scared to death when I saw it, it was full of IT company files!

"I rely on you, this is breaking the law!"

"What are you panicking about? I'm just looking it up to find out about industry trends. Don't delete it. I've been busy recently and haven't read it yet."

"Bai Ying, you now have the blame on me!"

"Yeah, you'd better report me as soon as possible, or you will be an accomplice."

"Hey, you also went to Vancouver to participate in the hacker competition?"

"Well, I went with your awesome god to see the world."

"What are these?" I asked curiously while flipping through the folder.

"Don't read some programs written during the competition, you can't understand them."

I stared at the screen, vowing to myself that one day I would understand it, and then turned to a folder called "Don't Click", which meant to tell me to open it quickly, but when I clicked it, I was shocked: " I rely on you narcissist, so many selfies!"

"Didn't I tell you not to order it, lest Shuai will cry to you."

"Handsome ass!"

"What a handsome fart, why don't you click and read one by one?"

"I see you are disabled!"

"Are you disabled?"

To be honest, no, and he still has two photos of him wearing military uniform during military training. He took a selfie while sitting on the steps of the playground. Because he is tall and shoulders are wide enough, everything he wears looks like a clothes hanger. Others dress like pickles He still looks stylish in his clothes, and looks handsome with his hair cut so short.I watched and said, Bai Ying, how can you be so narcissistic, I have never seen anyone more narcissistic than you in my life, are you so moved that you want to cry when you wake up and look in the mirror every day?

"Not at all, but I will take a second look. When I walk out of the dormitory, I can only see the faces of a group of people."

"I'm also the face of everyone, right?"

"You?" After a pause, "You are not."

Oh my god, I was bumping around like a deer!Before he could say another sentence, I quickly cut him off: "Since I'm satisfied with this answer, don't say anything irreparable!"

Bai Ying reluctantly replied "Okay".

I rolled my eyes, and continued to look at the photo with peace of mind: "Have you liked wearing shirts lately?"

"They all said behind my back that I look good in light-colored shirts, and I think it suits me well."

How did you hear what people said behind their backs?Oh my god, Baiying, please stop selling the avatar of the cold prince, you are a black-bellied, narcissistic madman!

Since he dug a hole just for me to see his selfie, I have to reciprocate.I was reviewing my homework that night, a dialog box popped up on the computer screen, asking me: Why did you change the desktop?

Haha, after waiting for a day, he finally found out~~The picture on the desktop is the photo of my uncle. He took a basketball and asked Gao Xiang to take it for me. After a long time, I finally chose the one with the best effect, and I tiled four of them on the desktop hahahaha, I wonder if the guy on the desktop is handsome?Do you want to pull out your dick and turn it into a blue face?

A dialog box popped up: P is too much, the leg hair is gone.

After a while, another dialog box popped up: Right, this is just like you.

A photo was uploaded on the desktop, and when I opened it, it turned out to be the original photo before P!Damn this guy hacked into my phone again to look through the photo album!

I asked him if you are free now, and he said it’s okay. I said, how about reading a question for me, so I read an English cloze to him and asked what to choose?

—You haven’t read the options yet.

"Do you still need to know the options?"

——It is not necessary, fill in Between.

I don't understand: "Ah, why, isn't it Into? Doesn't this sentence mean dividing time into work, travel, and study time?"

——That’s what you translated. People use working, traveling and studying, not worktime, traveltime and studytime. It means to allocate time between work, travel and study, so choose between.

I was puzzled again: "Then why not among? Among means between many? Isn't Between between the two?"

—Nonsense.wait.

Then he sent me a short article on the difference between usage among and Between. I squinted my eyes to see the huge window interface in the center of the screen. When I installed the software, I would also skip this kind of window protocol for you, asking if you agree or disagree, those The clauses are densely packed, and I have never agreed without reading them, but now I have to read them one by one. After reading, my mind is as confused as popping up a screen full of pop-up windows.There was a deathly silence in the room, and suddenly another pop-up window popped up: I didn’t understand it and just said it.

I chuckled: "You typed so many words, I'm embarrassed to say it directly."

——You still feel embarrassed in front of me, why didn't you feel embarrassed when you didn't know where to order?I can't beat you through the network cable now.

He has said so, of course I am impolite, at first he explained to me patiently, but this harmonious state did not last for a few minutes, the screen is now full of angry pop-up windows, and it keeps on going The ground bounces out, and I can't catch it:

—— Kang Hyuk, are you a pig? !

——I have written so much, you at least have a clue!

——Like this kind of well-organized, clear logic, simple language, and rich examples, let alone high school students, elementary school students should commit suicide in shame and anger if they don't understand it!

I moved the pop-up windows one by one and checked one by one, and finally clicked on the pop-up window that said "Jiang Hyuk, are you a pig?", and I had to click to confirm it exhaustingly... Sure enough, this person is so virtuous and impatient He even pretended to be patient, since he was obviously a tiger trying to pretend to be a cat!

But I also have a way to deal with him, so I drooped my eyelids and said listlessly: "Then forget it, I'd better ask the teacher tomorrow."

After finishing speaking, he silently moved away from the computer, lay down on the desk next to him and buried himself in his homework. Finally, the pop-up window stopped popping up on the computer, hehe, that guy Bai Ying should be dumbfounded this time.

The room has been as quiet as a chicken for a long time, and I ignored him, no matter where he was peeping at me, I just lay down on the table and worked hard, creating a lonely and pitiful little back, and I went to take a shower by myself at ten o'clock , When I came back after washing, I found a new folder on the desktop, and there was a pop-up window saying: among on the left, between on the right.

I sat down and opened the folder, and inside was a diagram he had drawn!I looked at those two crooked pictures over and over again, and it was both touching and funny. It turns out that this person is not only a sound idiot, but also draws such ugly pictures!

I turned on the microphone and called him: "Bai Ying, Bai Ying, I'm Jiang He, can you hear me?"

There was no movement on his side for a long time, I thought it was only 10:30, he couldn't sleep so early, couldn't help leaning in front of the camera: "Hey, Bai Ying, is there a fire on your side?"

A window finally popped up on the screen - this is a camera, not a peephole, and you can't see if there is a fire on my side even if you get so close.

I smiled and sat back: "Your picture is so genius, I understand it, thank you!"

——Only by drawing manga can you understand it.

Yes yes yes, you are the cutest today, you are right!

The next day I was woken up by the alarm clock on my mobile phone. I saw that it was not very bright outside. I said to myself, don’t change my alarm clock again. I changed the wallpaper of my mobile phone, and replaced it with Prince Bai himself, who is not disabled but is even more handsome.

He was wearing a light denim-colored casual shirt with a small stand-up collar, and a dark blue long sweater on the outside, holding a cup of coffee in his hand.I sat in the quilt and admired it for a while with one leg propped up. Bai Ying is very suitable for this kind of bangs that cover the eyebrows, because the hair is soft and smooth, and it looks more delicate than others. I am afraid that there are many girls who look like this. Let's chase him after all, after all, although this man is ambitious (doesn't seem to be used in this way?), his appearance is of Samoyed level.I yawned and sat up to change the wallpaper, but found that it was unsuccessful. I clicked it a few more times, but it still couldn't be changed.

I WeChat him: "Hey, Bai Ying, why can't I change this picture?"

I can't use such a good-looking boy as my phone desktop, then others will definitely question my sexuality!

They are all college students who get up late. I guess Bai Ying has not gotten up yet, so I had to go on the road after eating by myself. I patted my phone while walking and said, "Bai Ying, are you up yet?" The passers-by looked at it like they were retarded. Me, I don't know why I took pictures with my phone all the way, as if I could wake up Bai Ying who was opposite me by taking a picture.

It was only after entering the subway station that I received Bai Ying's reply: I just woke up, didn't you teach yourself how to hack, think of a way yourself.

I fiddled with it for a long time on the subway, but I still couldn’t change it. A girl sat down next to me. She saw my phone wallpaper cold, and the girl smiled at me inexplicably.

The only way I can think of now is to flash the phone, but it’s not worth it, and besides, I personally really want to see this photo, I want to control him, if someone asks me, just say it’s my boyfriend.

At noon, I ate Malatang alone in the restaurant, and sent him a WeChat message: You really don’t want to change it for me?

--No time.

——Then when others ask me, I can say that you are my boyfriend.

Bai Yinghui: Yes.

I don't know why it's so beautiful, so I put down my phone and let him dominate the screen~

Being raped by Bai Ying, I was not used to it at first, especially the computer, which would pop up a pop-up window for you every now and then, scolding me, "If you see the link clearly, click on it randomly, three Trojan horses ran into your computer today! "Ordered me to quickly uninstall that copycat software, it takes up too much CPU, and I can't even click here!" I said you can't uninstall it yourself, oh, as expected, it will be uninstalled for me within ten seconds!What's more, when I was nervous watching a drama, a message popped up saying "If I don't study in 5 minutes, I'll spoil it", I was so scared that I quickly turned off the video!I want to upgrade some software, but he directly shuts it down for me, saying not to upgrade, the new version has security holes, no firewall anti-virus software can prevent him, and he directly backs up things in my computer!Later, I also gave up fighting against him, and got along with the hacker Bai Ying for a period of time, and I felt that it was passable. When I taught myself to write code, he would correct the mistakes in my code. Help me recover, since I have him in the computer, the pop-up ads have been wiped out, the computer is fast, but sometimes the mouse doesn't work... I slapped the mouse vigorously here: "Bai Ying, you loose Don't let go!"

He said I was doing a backup, you wait a minute.

I said you should figure out the priority, I am the master of this computer, let go!

Every time I have to fight like this to get back the sovereignty of the mouse...

Once I fell asleep on the subway, and my phone suddenly started to automatically play the beginning of "News Network". The volume was super loud, and it kept shaking in my pocket. They all looked at me, quickly turned off their cell phones and blushed and slipped down the subway, luckily they didn't stop.

It was Bai Ying's message to me on WeChat: I'm in class, I see you're going to pass the stop, the ringtone and vibration won't wake you up, so I can only play this.

I was convinced, once I asked him if it was fun for you to spy on me every now and then?He said that you don’t understand if I tell you, this feeling is like raising a croaking goose, it will be addictive.

You are the goose! !

Isn’t the battery of my mobile phone draining very fast now? He placed an order with my account and bought me a power bank. I was very confused when I received the package. I said that there was only so little money in my wallet. Can't you pay for me with your own money?

Bai Ying replied to me: You play RPG, does the protagonist still use the money in your own wallet to buy things?

You really treat me like a game!

Having said that, when I went to the restaurant for lunch the next day and didn't have enough money to pay, he still sent me a red envelope in time.

I said how do you know that I have no money in my wallet?

He said that as long as I have Alipay and WeChat payments, he will receive reminders, just like the game will give you a reminder when you run out of recharge.

...Enough, bastard! !