Was Mibu Wolf

Osamu Dazai once gave him a hand when he had the idea of ​​committing suicide.

Although it is unknown what Dazai was thinking at the beginning, this party felt that there would never be some thoughts that could not bear to see him die, and when he thought of Dazai having such thoughts, this party felt shuddering.

After Dazai successfully asked him out, he didn't stay long and left soon.To be honest, Osamu Dazai really doesn't match the painting style of ordinary schools, at least it has to be a school with superpowers like X Academy.But then again, X Academy does not exist, even if it exists, Osamu Dazai is not suitable for such a righteous place.

But what he said about the change in this side made this side feel very concerned.

"An Ding, what do you think is the difference between my appearance and the chief's?" Fang asked, wouldn't he look more and more like him?

"Hmm..." An Ding fell into a very awkward situation, and seemed to be thinking seriously. After a long time, he finally answered the question, "Is it hair?"

"That's right..." Fang touched the ends of his clean hair. The chief executive has long hair. He nodded thoughtfully, "Then I'll try to grow long hair too."

……

When I woke up, I was still a little confused. Yesterday, I happened to meet many friends I hadn’t seen for a long time. When I went back to contact each other at night, it was two o’clock in the middle of the night. I couldn’t get up in the morning. Here comes the harassing phone call.

[Hi, do you want to buy insurance?Now buy one get two free, buy an insurance and get a luxury one-day trip to Tokyo, and your favorite Dazai Osamu will accompany you all the way, you can do whatever you want to me~ No matter it’s like this or that, or that or that, no matter what sure! ]

"I don't need it." This party cut off the call mercilessly. If the other party hadn't talked about a lot of things in front of him, he would never have listened to it.

He pressed the phone and pulled off the blindfold on his forehead. Less than 3 minutes after he fell asleep, the phone rang again.

[Are you still worried about your child's study? ]

The other party said such a sentence.

Fang closed his eyes and replied, "I have no children."

[Er...] The other party was silent for a moment, as if nothing happened, and continued, [It seems that you still care about your child's study...]

This side hung up the phone expressionlessly, sat up, stared at the phone, and sure enough, a new call came in within 30 seconds.

"Hello." This party answered the phone as calmly as possible, "Who are you looking for?"

[Hmm... do you need special services? ] The voice of the man on the opposite side was smiling, and the tone of his speech was very relaxed, as if he was singing.

"Why do you kill someone?" This party calmly replied, "There is a guy named Osamu Dazai, please help me take his life. I will give you 100 yen as a reward."

[Is 100 yen a little small? ] asked the person opposite.

"200 yuan, no more." Fang Fang grabbed a strand of hair hanging down his chest and wrapped it around his fingers, "What are you doing so early in the morning, Dazai."

The three phone calls just now were all made by Osamu Dazai. At the beginning, he used a false voice, and this party almost didn't hear it. In the end, he detected it with his very characteristic voice change.

[You know it's me and still hang up on my phone, you must not have checked the caller ID.Did Mr. Fang forget what he promised me yesterday? ] Osamu Dazai's tone became mournful, [Okay clearly promised to be my angel...]

"I didn't promise such a thing." Fang resolutely refused to take the blame, and ran his fingers unconsciously along his hair, "And you didn't make an appointment for the time and place, of course it came according to my will."

[Then I can ask a little bit, according to Fang Jun's intention, when will it appear? ] Osamu Dazai asked, before the party could answer, he continued, [Forget it, I understand if you don’t tell me, it’s nothing more than the answer after four o’clock in the afternoon, it seems that I really don’t pay attention to me at all. . ]

Being told that this aspect of his mind did not change his face, "How could I be that kind of person, I originally planned to go to see you directly after lunch at noon."

[Tsk, it's still too much.Forget it, since you've already woken up, come here directly, Mr. Dazai invites you to eat. ]

After the other party finished speaking, he directly hung up the phone, and this party was so tossed by these few calls that he couldn't sleep anymore, so he simply got up.Although I don't have any hope about Dazai saying that I want to invite him to eat...

Fang's finger that was stroking his hair suddenly stopped. His hair, if I remember correctly, should be short hair at the ears, but it was only one night, why has it grown to his chest?Even if he said yesterday that he would start growing long hair, wouldn't it be too sudden?

"Lord!"

"What happened?"

"There are assassins?!"

Attracted by the voice from this side, the man with swords broke through the door directly, holding various weapons in his hands, long and short, and looked at this side very nervously.

"My hair..." Fang could no longer maintain his indifferent appearance, and said while pulling his hair.

"Is it a new hairstyle? It's very handsome." Qing Guang didn't feel anything strange at all, and found that there was no danger. With a flip of his wrist, he put the knife back into its sheath neatly.

"Yes, my lord's hair is very good, so smooth. My hair is different, messy, like..." An Ding also nodded, and at the end he touched his hair with some frustration.

"Just like Bomei." Qing Guang said coldly.

"That's right, it's like a Pomeranian... Wait, what is a Pomeranian! You're just like a dog!" An Ding complained angrily after being almost taken away.

"Mr. Yamato Mori! Mr. California! Stop arguing..." Kunihiro Horikawa fought hard.

"You guys, what does it look like to quarrel in front of the Lord!" Hasebe reprimanded them for their behavior, and then said to them respectfully, "Is the Lord worried because he doesn't know how to take care of his long hair? It doesn't matter." , at this time, please leave it all to me, Hasebe..."

"I don't think this is the problem." Yaken Fujishiro said calmly.

"You...!" Hasebe looked at Yaoken with the eyes of a traitor, and whispered, "Didn't it be agreed that we are a united front..."

This side:"……"

He turned his head and asked Fudo Xingguang, the only one who was not involved in the melee, "Do you know why my hair grew so long overnight?"

"This." Although Fudo Yukimitsu was at home yesterday, he didn't have a chance to drink. His father took him and Horikawa Kunihiro to work at the shrine. After all, he was the master's father, so it was hard to refuse.By the way, Kiyomitsu and Hasebe competed yesterday for such a boring thing as who is more suitable to be the lord's servant, but at the end of yesterday's comparison, the two even cherished each other.

"Yesterday Yamato Mamoru came back and said that you want to grow your hair. After California Kiyomitsu's proposal, cutting and cutting the spiritual power jointly used by Hasebe and Horikawa Kunihiro, Yaken Toshiro personally confirmed the effect and made it for you." No Dong Xingguang said, everyone stopped because of his words.

"So that's how it is..." Fang heaved a sigh of relief, as long as it wasn't done by some strange person, the black cat a few times ago made him a little nervous.

Just as I wanted to thank everyone, suddenly everyone stopped, looked at him, and said in unison, "In the end, Fu Xingguang (this guy) took advantage of the night to implement it!"

"...I'm annoying you to death!" Fudo Xingguang shouted in a broken voice, thinking that if he stayed out of the matter, he would not be tricked by his colleagues.

"What's the matter..." Zhique from the nearby room rubbed her eyes and walked over. The children wake up later, and she was woken up by the noise here.Seeing this side's new look, his eyes suddenly brightened, and he rushed up excitedly, "It looks good!"

"Cough, really? After all, it's me..." Fang coughed pretendingly, and just wanted to boast about his appearance, when a headband with a light pink lace bow was handed to him. .

He looked at his younger sister in surprise, her eyes were shining like stars, "This is my favorite, brother uses this!"

Fang: ...I don't.

******

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

In a certain coffee shop on the streets of Yokohama, a young man in a light brown windbreaker laughed exaggeratedly and collapsed on a chair. If the space was not too narrow, he would roll on the ground.

Osamu Dazai struggled to hold on to the table in front of him. Tears flowed from his laughter. He stretched out his hand and wiped his eyes, "What do you think?"

The face of the young man in the dark blue vertical stripes kimono opposite him was a little dark. He picked up the coffee on the table and took a sip, then his brows tightened.

The young man was very good-looking, with soft and smooth hair. His long hair was tied into a ponytail at the back of his head. He looked like a very classic and beautiful boy.But on his black hair, that touch of girlish pink directly broke the mood of the whole person.

"If you keep laughing, I'm leaving." He took the fried egg on the pasta in front of him as Dazai Osamu's face, and cut it viciously with a knife.

"Pfft..." Osamu Dazai was still laughing in a low voice, as if he was going to leave, he made a zip movement on his mouth, "But it suits you very well, new hairstyle."

Fang stretched his hands behind his head to stroke his hair, and said in a low voice, "But compared with that person, it's still a bit short..."

"That person?" Osamu Dazai intertwined his fingers and rested his chin on it, showing his signature smile of controlling everything, "Who? Souji Okita?"