Happy Travels [Smiling Proudly]
Chapter 22 Five Miscellaneous Notes
In the lobby, there are lanterns and festoons, red silk unadorned, a huge "longevity" character is hung on the desk, the upper right side of the couplet reads "blessing is like the long flowing water of the East Sea", and the left side lower couplet "Shoubi Nanshan is not old pine".
Zuo Lengchan got up and bowed to the several masters who were doing it one by one, and said with a smile: "Masters, I have traveled a long distance to Songshan to celebrate Zuo's birthday. Zuo is really flattered. Here, I would like to drink a glass of water and wine. Thank you for your kindness. Kind friendship, please."
Dingxian and Mrs. Dingyi picked up the teacups and got up, Dingxian smiled gently and replied: "Leader Zuo is too polite, poor nun and junior sister replace wine with tea, wishing Lord Zuo good luck and longevity."
Everyone present stood up together, or raised wine glasses, or raised tea bowls, Zuo Lengchan thanked them one by one: "Thank you...please, please, please..."
After drinking it in one gulp, Zuo Lengchan smiled and signaled: "Come, everyone, please sit down."
Yue Buqun next to Zuo Lengchan waved his fan, his face flushed, and he spoke first: "Besides the birthday of the leader of Zuo, today, so many leaders have the opportunity to gather together, it can be said to be the happiest of joys." ah."
Everyone here laughed and agreed.
However, Dingyi said: "It's a pity that Mr. Mo Da, who is missing in Nanyue Hengshan, is really a fly in the ointment."
Zuo Lengchan rolled his eyes, and still made a full gesture, explaining with a smile: "Mr. Mo Da has already sent someone to present a congratulatory gift, but it's a pity that he couldn't find time to attend."
The Taoist of Tianmen curled his mouth and said with a snort, "Could it be that he is still brooding about the kidnapping of his junior brother Liu Zhengfeng's family that day?"
The people present heard the words, you look at me and I look at you, Dingxian and Dingyi looked at each other, shook their heads slightly, Dingyi gave Tianmen a cold look.
Zuo Lengchan's complexion darkened, he was quite embarrassed, his eyes rolled around, and then he laughed, and replied: "That's clearly the members of the Demon Sect pretending to be disciples of my Songshan Sect, abducting Liu Zhengfeng's family, planting my Songshan Sect, and trying to provoke We are at odds with the Five Sacred Sword Sect. Mr. Mo Da is the head of the faction with a broad mind, how can he not distinguish between black and white?" That eagle eye glanced at all the heads present, and said: "Now that the demonic sect is becoming more and more powerful and harming the world, our Five Sacred Sword Sect Although the sects have formed an alliance, it's a pity that each side occupies one side, if the demon sect invades aggressively, I'm afraid the far water will not be able to relieve the near fire."
The sect masters reacted differently, Yue Buqun secretly glanced sideways at Zuo Lengchan, without commenting; the Taoist priest of Tianmen first stroked his beard and nodded in agreement, then stared at Zuo Lengchan in a daze; Dingxian turned his head to the side On the other hand, he didn't look at him; Dingyi rolled his eyes and snorted coldly.
But Yu Jizi agreed: "Leader Zuo is indeed far-sighted. Pindao believes that the factions here are not enough to fight against the Demon Sect. Only by combining the forces of the five factions can we have a chance to eradicate the Demon Sect." In response, Yu Jizi went on to say: "I have a suggestion for everyone to consider. Merge our Wuyue Sword Sect into the Wuyue Sword Sect."
Before the people around could react, Ding Mian agreed first: "Okay! The words of Taoist Yuji are like a bright light in the sea, which is thought-provoking. Moreover, after the merger of Wuyue Sword Sect, it will be able to compete with Shaolin and Wudang. Naturally, it has a great reputation in the martial arts world." strong."
Dingxian and Dingyi looked at each other, they were both startled, thinking: "What are you talking about!"
Ning Zhong stared at Yue Buqun with wide eyes, at a loss as to why he had such thoughts.
Taoist Tianmen flicked his sleeves, and retorted: "Oh, it's not easy to merge the five factions. Even if they merge, who will we find to be the head of the Five Sacred Sect?"
Ding Mian chuckled, his double chin twitched, and replied, "Naturally, I want to find someone who is outstanding in martial arts and has both talents and virtues."
Zuo Lengchan suppressed the joy in his heart and secretly checked the reaction of the masters present.
Dingyi said bluntly: "Looking around at our Five Sacred Sword Sect, it seems that there is no such candidate yet. What's more, our Five Sacred Sword Sect has different origins, beliefs and customs are also different."
Ding Mian cast a glance at the old nun and snorted secretly.
Yu Jizi looked embarrassed, Hengshan School believed in Buddhism, Taishan School believed in Taoism, and the other three schools also came from Taoism, so he didn't know how to refute.
Dingxian continued the conversation, and said: "If the merger is forced, the consequences may be counterproductive."
Taoist Tianmen nodded his head in agreement.
Ning Zhong also laughed and said, "Master Dingxian really has a good opinion."
Yue Buqun didn't let Zuo Lengchan and Ding Mian speak again, and made a conclusion: "Since everyone has reservations about the merger, I think it's better to postpone the matter and discuss it in the future, how about it?"
Naturally, Zuo Lengchan couldn't put any more pressure on him, so he laughed and said, "It was just a joke from my junior brother, you don't need to take it seriously. Come on, let me offer you another toast."
"Please……"
"Please……"
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After the banquet, Ding Mian was rather dissatisfied in the back hall, and shouted: "It's unreasonable, these two old fellows, Dingxian and Tianmen, simply don't know how to flatter them!"
The corners of Zuo Lengchan's mouth curled slightly, complacently, and he replied: "It's not counted, just a little bit of probing, I have found out their intentions, and I will have my own way to deal with it in the future."
Ding Mian continued: "Brother, this birthday banquet, only Nanyue Hengshan's gifts were not attended by anyone. Could it be that Mr. Mo Da has already seen our plan?"
Zuo Lengchan took a few steps forward, then turned to Ding Mian and said, "I don't think so. He is withdrawn and always walks alone. This poverty is not a problem. On the contrary, Yue Buqun keeps everything secret. You really have to be careful in the future.”
Ding Mian sneered and said, "Hmph, Yue Buqun is a hypocrite who talks about benevolence, righteousness and morality, and speaks in a dignified manner. Doesn't he want to get his hands on the head after the merger?"
Hehehe, Zuo Lengchan was quite disdainful, "Joke, who am I, Zuo Lengchan? How could I dig a well for others to drink water? I have already figured out a way to deal with him."
Ding Mian approached and asked, "Brother, what idea did you think of?"
Zuo Lengchan whispered to him: "You find someone for me..."
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A pure and beautiful little nun sat on the boulder in the mountain. I saw her propping her chin with her jade hand, staring at the path down the mountain in a daze.
"Senior Sister Yilin!"
"Senior Sister Yilin!"
Another pure and lovely little nun came up, patted Yilin's shoulder with one hand, and called softly: "Senior sister!"
Yilin was so frightened that she regained her senses, she said in a daze, "It's Junior Sister Yiyu."
Yiyu was puzzled when she heard that, "Otherwise, who do you think it is?"
Yilin lowered her head and murmured: "No, I didn't think it was anyone."
"I'm just talking casually, why are you so nervous?" Yiyu tilted her head, her eyes rolled around, and teased.
Yilin pursed her lips into a smile, and glanced at her, "Why am I nervous?"
"Senior sister, I found that since you came back from Hengyang, you have often lost your mind. Do you have something on your mind?" Yiyu thought that her senior sister was often in a daze recently, so she ignored her no matter what.
Yilin turned her eyes to the side and concealed herself, "No."
"Really do not have?"
Yilin hurriedly changed the subject, "Junior Sister, did you come up to see me for something?"
"Oh, I forgot. The master asked me to look for you, and your father came to look for you." Yiyu was stunned, and didn't realize that the senior sister was unwilling to say more.
"Really."
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"father?"
The great monk sitting on the stone steps outside the Buddhist hall heard a delicate voice behind him, and hurriedly got up and said, "Daughter, dad is here to see you! Oh! Why are you so sharp and thin, it must be your master I abused you, didn't I?"
The girl heard this, quickly covered her face, turned around and replied: "Father, don't talk nonsense, Master is very good to me."
"Okay, okay, dad doesn't talk nonsense. In this place, there is no meat to eat, how can you look good?" Seeing that his daughter was about to get angry, Monk Bujie hurriedly comforted her.
Seeing his daughter turning around and ignoring him, Monk Bujie slapped her face lightly several times, and said with a naive smile, "Ah, dad said something wrong again, and said something wrong again."
Yilin's heart ached even more when she saw her, she hurriedly grabbed the monk's hand: "Father, don't do this."
In order to please his daughter, Monk Bujie took out a red box from his bosom with a smile, opened it, sniffed it, and exclaimed, "Look what your father brought you? My daughter is so beautiful and delicate, she should rub rouge on it." Gouache is."
Yilin was stomped by her father anxiously, "We are monks, how can we use this kind of thing? How can we be greedy for skin color?"
Monk Bujie rolled his eyes, leaned closer to Yilin, and said with a smile: "Maybe after my daughter puts on rouge and gouache, the Bodhisattva will pay more attention to your prayers."
Xiao Yilin was so frightened that she lost her mind, and hurriedly confessed to the Buddha statue in the Buddhist hall: "Amitabha... sin... sin..."
Where did the great monk care so much, he yelled: "Hey, what's the crime? You can only marry a good man if you dress up well. Back then, your mother was also a nun. Didn't you marry me, a great monk? So my daughter Dress up well, marry a good man, come, tell dad, do you have a sweetheart?"
Xiao Yilin cried out anxiously, "I... I... Where did I come from... Sweetheart, Dad, don't talk nonsense anymore, otherwise, or I will ignore you..." After finishing speaking, she wiped her baby face, while running out.
"Liner! Liner!"
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Seeing his daughter crying so sadly, Monk Bujie thought that he must have been bullied, so he hurried to the Buddhist hall to ask Dingxian for an explanation. "Dingxian! Dingxian! Are you here!"
Dingyi saw that the great monk was about to rush into the Buddhist hall, closed the door, and stopped him: "Monk, why are you making trouble again? If you make trouble again, don't blame me for being rude!"
"Hmph! I'm here to find your head, are you the head!" If you don't quit, you don't care, and you rush in.
A gentle voice came from the Buddhist hall, "Junior Sister, let her in."
"Hmph! Did you hear that? It was your head who invited me in."
Dingyi looked at this swaggering monk, and couldn't help but roll his eyes.
Bujie looked at Dingxian and performed a Buddhist ceremony, then bent back and said: "Master, we haven't seen each other for a long time."
Dingxian didn't exchange pleasantries, and asked directly: "I don't know why the master is not looking for a poor nun?"
"I saw my Lin'er today. She didn't think about food and drink, she was frowning, and she cried when I asked her. Master, do you know what happened to my little Lin'er? Master, you also know my temper. Urgent, you are rude, tell me quickly." The monk thought of his daughter crying sadly, and felt uncomfortable.
Dingxian sighed, and told Yiqing outside the door: "Amitabha, alas, Yiqing, you go out with Master Bujie and tell him what happened in Hengyang."
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"Ah! That damned bastard Tian Boguang, I'm going to tear him into pieces! And you, how can you ignore Lin'er? My daughter is so thin, why should she be so thin? The bones are broken!" After hearing the whole story, Monk Bujie scolded Tian Boguang, nagging at Yiqing, and without waiting for Yiqing to reply, hurriedly went down the mountain to find Tian Boguang to settle the score.
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"Damn it! Where is that prostitute!" Monk Bujie walked through several cities, big and small, but he couldn't find Tian Boguang's whereabouts.
"Mrs. Zhang, you have to take good care of your husband." "Why?"
"You don't know, that girl Huayue, the head of the Yihong Academy, is back to her old job." "Eh? Didn't a member redeem her body and fill in the house?"
"Yes, yes, how did you know that she was disobedient and got involved with her former friend Tian Boguang again. Later, her husband found out and kicked her out."...
Hearing this, he was overjoyed, and quickly grabbed the aunt who spoke, "Hey! Auntie! Where is the Yihong Courtyard you mentioned just now?"
The aunt was startled by the non-stop, pointed behind him and said: "It's... right there."
"Thank you!" Bujie hurried over.
"Alas...now the world is getting worse, even great monks go to brothels." "Yes, who said otherwise."
"You have to take good care of your husband when you go back, it's too chaotic outside." "Yeah, stay at home if you have nothing to do, and don't come out."...
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In the middle of the night, in the Xiangfei Pavilion of Yihong Courtyard, a thief sneaked in through the window.
"Hua Yue~ I'm coming~" Tian Boguang stroked the mustache on his lips and smiled wretchedly.Seeing someone taking a shower behind the screen, I was overjoyed, "Are you getting impatient with waiting?" Who knew that as soon as he walked around the screen, someone tapped his acupoints.
"Hahahahahaha!"
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"Hahahahahaha!"
Monk Bujie pressed Tian Boguang's head into the pool over and over again, and laughed loudly: "Hey, you smelly bastard, why don't you ask me to spare your life?"
Tian Boguang jumped up from the water power, and said: "Hahaha, I, Tian Boguang, a masculine man, is not a person who is greedy for life and afraid of death. If you want to kill, kill, stop talking nonsense!"
The great monk curled his lips and groaned, "Hmph! It's useless to kill you, and I can't save my daughter!"
"Huh? The little master is dead?" Tian Boguang was shocked. Such a beautiful little nun died?
The great monk snorted coldly, "No, but it's about the same, skinny and skinny, crying whenever I see it. It's all your fault!"
"That's right~ I had my eye on Ling Qianjin at the beginning, but after she was rescued by that Li Mubai, I didn't succeed." Tian Boguang felt very wronged when he thought of that incident. Not only did he fail to succeed, he even lost control of himself!
"Hmph! It's not that you were rude to my daughter. How could that 'Brother Bai' come to her rescue? My daughter won't worry about eating and drinking for her. She loses weight every day! It's all your fault! In short, if you If you want to survive, you have to bring that 'brother Bai' back to me within a month, otherwise..."
"Otherwise what... um... what did you eat for me!" Just as Tian Boguang was about to ask a question, he was swallowed a pill and had his acupoints tapped.
"Oh! It's just a poison."
"What! Poison and medicine!"
"Also, I just hit the Achilles' heel in your chest."
Tian Boguang yelled, "I didn't expect you to be so vicious!"
"Hey, don't worry, after it's done, I'll give you the antidote and cure your dead point. If it takes more than a month, you will have a poisonous attack, rot and fester, torture you for three years and two months, and then you will die. The whole body rots and dies. Hahahaha!"
Tian Boguang was so frightened that he trembled, thought about it, and asked again: "Then what should I do if I can't find Li Mubai? I don't know what kind of family she is, how can I find her?"
The great monk thought about it, and reluctantly said: "First of all, you have to find Li Mubai for me. If you can't find it, find Linghu Chong for me. At worst, let my daughter marry two. Marry Linghu Chong first, and then let Li Mubai marry him." My daughter is married, so good!"
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The author has something to say:
So Xiaobai is equivalent to marrying Linghu Chong... After that, Linghu Chong married Ren Yingying... Hehe
Zuo Lengchan got up and bowed to the several masters who were doing it one by one, and said with a smile: "Masters, I have traveled a long distance to Songshan to celebrate Zuo's birthday. Zuo is really flattered. Here, I would like to drink a glass of water and wine. Thank you for your kindness. Kind friendship, please."
Dingxian and Mrs. Dingyi picked up the teacups and got up, Dingxian smiled gently and replied: "Leader Zuo is too polite, poor nun and junior sister replace wine with tea, wishing Lord Zuo good luck and longevity."
Everyone present stood up together, or raised wine glasses, or raised tea bowls, Zuo Lengchan thanked them one by one: "Thank you...please, please, please..."
After drinking it in one gulp, Zuo Lengchan smiled and signaled: "Come, everyone, please sit down."
Yue Buqun next to Zuo Lengchan waved his fan, his face flushed, and he spoke first: "Besides the birthday of the leader of Zuo, today, so many leaders have the opportunity to gather together, it can be said to be the happiest of joys." ah."
Everyone here laughed and agreed.
However, Dingyi said: "It's a pity that Mr. Mo Da, who is missing in Nanyue Hengshan, is really a fly in the ointment."
Zuo Lengchan rolled his eyes, and still made a full gesture, explaining with a smile: "Mr. Mo Da has already sent someone to present a congratulatory gift, but it's a pity that he couldn't find time to attend."
The Taoist of Tianmen curled his mouth and said with a snort, "Could it be that he is still brooding about the kidnapping of his junior brother Liu Zhengfeng's family that day?"
The people present heard the words, you look at me and I look at you, Dingxian and Dingyi looked at each other, shook their heads slightly, Dingyi gave Tianmen a cold look.
Zuo Lengchan's complexion darkened, he was quite embarrassed, his eyes rolled around, and then he laughed, and replied: "That's clearly the members of the Demon Sect pretending to be disciples of my Songshan Sect, abducting Liu Zhengfeng's family, planting my Songshan Sect, and trying to provoke We are at odds with the Five Sacred Sword Sect. Mr. Mo Da is the head of the faction with a broad mind, how can he not distinguish between black and white?" That eagle eye glanced at all the heads present, and said: "Now that the demonic sect is becoming more and more powerful and harming the world, our Five Sacred Sword Sect Although the sects have formed an alliance, it's a pity that each side occupies one side, if the demon sect invades aggressively, I'm afraid the far water will not be able to relieve the near fire."
The sect masters reacted differently, Yue Buqun secretly glanced sideways at Zuo Lengchan, without commenting; the Taoist priest of Tianmen first stroked his beard and nodded in agreement, then stared at Zuo Lengchan in a daze; Dingxian turned his head to the side On the other hand, he didn't look at him; Dingyi rolled his eyes and snorted coldly.
But Yu Jizi agreed: "Leader Zuo is indeed far-sighted. Pindao believes that the factions here are not enough to fight against the Demon Sect. Only by combining the forces of the five factions can we have a chance to eradicate the Demon Sect." In response, Yu Jizi went on to say: "I have a suggestion for everyone to consider. Merge our Wuyue Sword Sect into the Wuyue Sword Sect."
Before the people around could react, Ding Mian agreed first: "Okay! The words of Taoist Yuji are like a bright light in the sea, which is thought-provoking. Moreover, after the merger of Wuyue Sword Sect, it will be able to compete with Shaolin and Wudang. Naturally, it has a great reputation in the martial arts world." strong."
Dingxian and Dingyi looked at each other, they were both startled, thinking: "What are you talking about!"
Ning Zhong stared at Yue Buqun with wide eyes, at a loss as to why he had such thoughts.
Taoist Tianmen flicked his sleeves, and retorted: "Oh, it's not easy to merge the five factions. Even if they merge, who will we find to be the head of the Five Sacred Sect?"
Ding Mian chuckled, his double chin twitched, and replied, "Naturally, I want to find someone who is outstanding in martial arts and has both talents and virtues."
Zuo Lengchan suppressed the joy in his heart and secretly checked the reaction of the masters present.
Dingyi said bluntly: "Looking around at our Five Sacred Sword Sect, it seems that there is no such candidate yet. What's more, our Five Sacred Sword Sect has different origins, beliefs and customs are also different."
Ding Mian cast a glance at the old nun and snorted secretly.
Yu Jizi looked embarrassed, Hengshan School believed in Buddhism, Taishan School believed in Taoism, and the other three schools also came from Taoism, so he didn't know how to refute.
Dingxian continued the conversation, and said: "If the merger is forced, the consequences may be counterproductive."
Taoist Tianmen nodded his head in agreement.
Ning Zhong also laughed and said, "Master Dingxian really has a good opinion."
Yue Buqun didn't let Zuo Lengchan and Ding Mian speak again, and made a conclusion: "Since everyone has reservations about the merger, I think it's better to postpone the matter and discuss it in the future, how about it?"
Naturally, Zuo Lengchan couldn't put any more pressure on him, so he laughed and said, "It was just a joke from my junior brother, you don't need to take it seriously. Come on, let me offer you another toast."
"Please……"
"Please……"
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After the banquet, Ding Mian was rather dissatisfied in the back hall, and shouted: "It's unreasonable, these two old fellows, Dingxian and Tianmen, simply don't know how to flatter them!"
The corners of Zuo Lengchan's mouth curled slightly, complacently, and he replied: "It's not counted, just a little bit of probing, I have found out their intentions, and I will have my own way to deal with it in the future."
Ding Mian continued: "Brother, this birthday banquet, only Nanyue Hengshan's gifts were not attended by anyone. Could it be that Mr. Mo Da has already seen our plan?"
Zuo Lengchan took a few steps forward, then turned to Ding Mian and said, "I don't think so. He is withdrawn and always walks alone. This poverty is not a problem. On the contrary, Yue Buqun keeps everything secret. You really have to be careful in the future.”
Ding Mian sneered and said, "Hmph, Yue Buqun is a hypocrite who talks about benevolence, righteousness and morality, and speaks in a dignified manner. Doesn't he want to get his hands on the head after the merger?"
Hehehe, Zuo Lengchan was quite disdainful, "Joke, who am I, Zuo Lengchan? How could I dig a well for others to drink water? I have already figured out a way to deal with him."
Ding Mian approached and asked, "Brother, what idea did you think of?"
Zuo Lengchan whispered to him: "You find someone for me..."
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A pure and beautiful little nun sat on the boulder in the mountain. I saw her propping her chin with her jade hand, staring at the path down the mountain in a daze.
"Senior Sister Yilin!"
"Senior Sister Yilin!"
Another pure and lovely little nun came up, patted Yilin's shoulder with one hand, and called softly: "Senior sister!"
Yilin was so frightened that she regained her senses, she said in a daze, "It's Junior Sister Yiyu."
Yiyu was puzzled when she heard that, "Otherwise, who do you think it is?"
Yilin lowered her head and murmured: "No, I didn't think it was anyone."
"I'm just talking casually, why are you so nervous?" Yiyu tilted her head, her eyes rolled around, and teased.
Yilin pursed her lips into a smile, and glanced at her, "Why am I nervous?"
"Senior sister, I found that since you came back from Hengyang, you have often lost your mind. Do you have something on your mind?" Yiyu thought that her senior sister was often in a daze recently, so she ignored her no matter what.
Yilin turned her eyes to the side and concealed herself, "No."
"Really do not have?"
Yilin hurriedly changed the subject, "Junior Sister, did you come up to see me for something?"
"Oh, I forgot. The master asked me to look for you, and your father came to look for you." Yiyu was stunned, and didn't realize that the senior sister was unwilling to say more.
"Really."
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"father?"
The great monk sitting on the stone steps outside the Buddhist hall heard a delicate voice behind him, and hurriedly got up and said, "Daughter, dad is here to see you! Oh! Why are you so sharp and thin, it must be your master I abused you, didn't I?"
The girl heard this, quickly covered her face, turned around and replied: "Father, don't talk nonsense, Master is very good to me."
"Okay, okay, dad doesn't talk nonsense. In this place, there is no meat to eat, how can you look good?" Seeing that his daughter was about to get angry, Monk Bujie hurriedly comforted her.
Seeing his daughter turning around and ignoring him, Monk Bujie slapped her face lightly several times, and said with a naive smile, "Ah, dad said something wrong again, and said something wrong again."
Yilin's heart ached even more when she saw her, she hurriedly grabbed the monk's hand: "Father, don't do this."
In order to please his daughter, Monk Bujie took out a red box from his bosom with a smile, opened it, sniffed it, and exclaimed, "Look what your father brought you? My daughter is so beautiful and delicate, she should rub rouge on it." Gouache is."
Yilin was stomped by her father anxiously, "We are monks, how can we use this kind of thing? How can we be greedy for skin color?"
Monk Bujie rolled his eyes, leaned closer to Yilin, and said with a smile: "Maybe after my daughter puts on rouge and gouache, the Bodhisattva will pay more attention to your prayers."
Xiao Yilin was so frightened that she lost her mind, and hurriedly confessed to the Buddha statue in the Buddhist hall: "Amitabha... sin... sin..."
Where did the great monk care so much, he yelled: "Hey, what's the crime? You can only marry a good man if you dress up well. Back then, your mother was also a nun. Didn't you marry me, a great monk? So my daughter Dress up well, marry a good man, come, tell dad, do you have a sweetheart?"
Xiao Yilin cried out anxiously, "I... I... Where did I come from... Sweetheart, Dad, don't talk nonsense anymore, otherwise, or I will ignore you..." After finishing speaking, she wiped her baby face, while running out.
"Liner! Liner!"
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Seeing his daughter crying so sadly, Monk Bujie thought that he must have been bullied, so he hurried to the Buddhist hall to ask Dingxian for an explanation. "Dingxian! Dingxian! Are you here!"
Dingyi saw that the great monk was about to rush into the Buddhist hall, closed the door, and stopped him: "Monk, why are you making trouble again? If you make trouble again, don't blame me for being rude!"
"Hmph! I'm here to find your head, are you the head!" If you don't quit, you don't care, and you rush in.
A gentle voice came from the Buddhist hall, "Junior Sister, let her in."
"Hmph! Did you hear that? It was your head who invited me in."
Dingyi looked at this swaggering monk, and couldn't help but roll his eyes.
Bujie looked at Dingxian and performed a Buddhist ceremony, then bent back and said: "Master, we haven't seen each other for a long time."
Dingxian didn't exchange pleasantries, and asked directly: "I don't know why the master is not looking for a poor nun?"
"I saw my Lin'er today. She didn't think about food and drink, she was frowning, and she cried when I asked her. Master, do you know what happened to my little Lin'er? Master, you also know my temper. Urgent, you are rude, tell me quickly." The monk thought of his daughter crying sadly, and felt uncomfortable.
Dingxian sighed, and told Yiqing outside the door: "Amitabha, alas, Yiqing, you go out with Master Bujie and tell him what happened in Hengyang."
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"Ah! That damned bastard Tian Boguang, I'm going to tear him into pieces! And you, how can you ignore Lin'er? My daughter is so thin, why should she be so thin? The bones are broken!" After hearing the whole story, Monk Bujie scolded Tian Boguang, nagging at Yiqing, and without waiting for Yiqing to reply, hurriedly went down the mountain to find Tian Boguang to settle the score.
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"Damn it! Where is that prostitute!" Monk Bujie walked through several cities, big and small, but he couldn't find Tian Boguang's whereabouts.
"Mrs. Zhang, you have to take good care of your husband." "Why?"
"You don't know, that girl Huayue, the head of the Yihong Academy, is back to her old job." "Eh? Didn't a member redeem her body and fill in the house?"
"Yes, yes, how did you know that she was disobedient and got involved with her former friend Tian Boguang again. Later, her husband found out and kicked her out."...
Hearing this, he was overjoyed, and quickly grabbed the aunt who spoke, "Hey! Auntie! Where is the Yihong Courtyard you mentioned just now?"
The aunt was startled by the non-stop, pointed behind him and said: "It's... right there."
"Thank you!" Bujie hurried over.
"Alas...now the world is getting worse, even great monks go to brothels." "Yes, who said otherwise."
"You have to take good care of your husband when you go back, it's too chaotic outside." "Yeah, stay at home if you have nothing to do, and don't come out."...
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In the middle of the night, in the Xiangfei Pavilion of Yihong Courtyard, a thief sneaked in through the window.
"Hua Yue~ I'm coming~" Tian Boguang stroked the mustache on his lips and smiled wretchedly.Seeing someone taking a shower behind the screen, I was overjoyed, "Are you getting impatient with waiting?" Who knew that as soon as he walked around the screen, someone tapped his acupoints.
"Hahahahahaha!"
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"Hahahahahaha!"
Monk Bujie pressed Tian Boguang's head into the pool over and over again, and laughed loudly: "Hey, you smelly bastard, why don't you ask me to spare your life?"
Tian Boguang jumped up from the water power, and said: "Hahaha, I, Tian Boguang, a masculine man, is not a person who is greedy for life and afraid of death. If you want to kill, kill, stop talking nonsense!"
The great monk curled his lips and groaned, "Hmph! It's useless to kill you, and I can't save my daughter!"
"Huh? The little master is dead?" Tian Boguang was shocked. Such a beautiful little nun died?
The great monk snorted coldly, "No, but it's about the same, skinny and skinny, crying whenever I see it. It's all your fault!"
"That's right~ I had my eye on Ling Qianjin at the beginning, but after she was rescued by that Li Mubai, I didn't succeed." Tian Boguang felt very wronged when he thought of that incident. Not only did he fail to succeed, he even lost control of himself!
"Hmph! It's not that you were rude to my daughter. How could that 'Brother Bai' come to her rescue? My daughter won't worry about eating and drinking for her. She loses weight every day! It's all your fault! In short, if you If you want to survive, you have to bring that 'brother Bai' back to me within a month, otherwise..."
"Otherwise what... um... what did you eat for me!" Just as Tian Boguang was about to ask a question, he was swallowed a pill and had his acupoints tapped.
"Oh! It's just a poison."
"What! Poison and medicine!"
"Also, I just hit the Achilles' heel in your chest."
Tian Boguang yelled, "I didn't expect you to be so vicious!"
"Hey, don't worry, after it's done, I'll give you the antidote and cure your dead point. If it takes more than a month, you will have a poisonous attack, rot and fester, torture you for three years and two months, and then you will die. The whole body rots and dies. Hahahaha!"
Tian Boguang was so frightened that he trembled, thought about it, and asked again: "Then what should I do if I can't find Li Mubai? I don't know what kind of family she is, how can I find her?"
The great monk thought about it, and reluctantly said: "First of all, you have to find Li Mubai for me. If you can't find it, find Linghu Chong for me. At worst, let my daughter marry two. Marry Linghu Chong first, and then let Li Mubai marry him." My daughter is married, so good!"
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The author has something to say:
So Xiaobai is equivalent to marrying Linghu Chong... After that, Linghu Chong married Ren Yingying... Hehe
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