On the second day of cohabitation, I proposed to break up

"Assemble, assemble, stand in formation."

Instructor Zhang blew his whistle, and the freshmen sitting lazily on the ground stood up reflexively.

It seems that they are all from the past, and the military training in the first year of high school was tortured a lot.

Instructor Zhang got tired of the talkative chief instructor, rolled his eyes behind him, and whispered, "A man who talks a lot can't marry a wife."

"puff!"

Everyone's tense nerves suddenly relaxed.

"Everyone is there, take a break! Stand at attention!"

"From now on, you are the soldiers of the second battalion and the first company. You must strictly abide by the rules and regulations of the organization. Everyone is an adult, and I don't talk nonsense. You have all trained in the military, right? Military posture!"

"Keep your eyes straight ahead, keep your shoulders at the same level, keep your chest up and your abdomen in and breathe evenly, your arms droop naturally, your fingers close together, your middle finger close to the seam of your trousers, your legs close together and straight, your heels close together, and your toes separated by 60 degrees. Hold for half an hour If you want to move, report, if you don't report, stand in military posture for 10 minutes."

The weather is moderate today, neither hot nor cold.

Often the beginning of the military training is the most difficult. In less than 10 minutes, Dongyu couldn't help but move his arms.

"Eh? Who moved? Who moved in the last row? Raise your hand." Instructor Zhang's eyes were like radar, and he walked over at a pace that no relatives recognized.

Dong Yu thought I'm sorry brothers, and slowly raised his hand.

Instructor Zhang was amused when he saw it: "It's you again? Do you still want credits?"

"All have..."

"Instructor, give me a chance to be a new man, can I just be punished for the first time?" Dong Yu didn't want to offend the others as soon as he came.

Instructor Zhang patted his face with a half-smile, "No way! All of them are there. Stand in military posture for 10 more minutes."

"..."

"Your boy not only talks a lot but also loves to move. What's the matter? Children with ADHD? Do you want to give me a tongue twister? Run ten laps around the playground again?"

Dong Yu accepted that he had drawn hatred, and said silently: "Instructor, a man who talks a lot cannot marry a wife."

Instructor Zhang laughed twice: "You also know that you can't marry a wife?"

"Pfft..." Xu Wenguan burst out laughing, successfully attracting Instructor Zhang's attention.

"Did you make a report? Use it for everyone, and the military posture will increase by 10 minutes!"

"Report." Dong Yu recognized Song Xueman's voice.

"Say." Instructor Zhang said.

"He's not talking about himself, he's talking about you." Song Xueman said with a smile, "Report, it's over."

Instructor Zhang laughed out of anger, spared Dongyu and the two, and walked towards Song Xueman.

"You have good ears, right? You can hear what I'm talking over there?" Instructor Zhang wanted to trick Song Xueman, so he came to talk to him on purpose.

"Report." Song Xueman knew what he wanted to do, but he didn't fall for it, "I'm not as good as your eyes."

Instructor Zhang has led many military training students, and it was the first time he met someone who was not afraid of himself, one Dong Yu and one Song Xueman.

He became a little interested: "Not bad, very smart."

"You like making reports, don't you?"

"Report, I can't say I like it."

"Come on, make ten reports, and I will let you move as you please."

"Report, after I finish speaking, I don't have to move, can I lose the 10 minutes of military posture that I just gained because of him?"

Instructor Zhang raised his brows, "You are kind. Two people moved just now, which one are you referring to?"

Song Xueman: "Report, the one with ADHD."

Dong Yu: "?"

Who has ADHD?

Song Xueman, in order to save 10 minutes of standing in the military posture, are you as good as you?

"Okay, then you shout."

"Report." Xu Wenguan yelled suddenly, which surprised Dongyu.

Instructor Zhang became impatient: "What are you going to do again?"

"I made ten reports, can I also lose my 10 minutes?"

"No! Make an inch of it."

Next door is the Second Battalion and Second Company, the fourth child stands at the end of the last row, and Song Xueman is not far away on the right.

When the Erlian instructor came over, he said: "Instructor, I will report ten times, can I move freely?"

The instructor of Erlian remembered what he said this morning, and hid his knife in his smile: "The parents are beautiful, and their instructors are happy when they see it. I feel angry when I see you. Tell me, can you?"

The fourth brother pursed his lower lip: "I didn't say you were ugly this morning, but the clothes were ugly."

The Erlian instructor smiled coldly, showing a triumphant expression: "I didn't report twice, and everyone used it, and I was in a military posture for an hour."

The fourth child's face was completely gray.

The Erlian instructor patted him on the shoulder, and said earnestly, "No one has the brains of others, and still wants their privileges. Everyone else, look back and see what the students who asked you to stand in military posture for half an hour look like."

"..." Grandson, are you still letting me mess around?

Instructor Zhang gleefully leaned over to the instructor of the Second Company, "Xu Hong, the Second Company of the Second Battalion, the soldiers are still so second, you are really a well, you are second in every way."

Xu Hongfei kicked instructor Zhang's calf: "Zhang Zedong, I will draft a big..."

"Chief instructor, Xu Hong is swearing!"

Zhang Zedong is really a goddamn person, Xu Hong blushed immediately, and turned around to see the chief instructor walking towards him with a displeased face.

"Qiu, brother Qiu, I'm not mad at him."

The chief instructor stared at the two of them, and then said to Xu Hong: "Stand at the back, the students rest and you rest."

"..."

When the fourth child heard it, his heart blossomed with joy.

Grandson, let you treat grandpa.

Xu Wenguan stretched out his head to look over there, and whispered to Dongyu, "Our instructors are so cheap."

Dong Yu blinked her eyes approvingly.

After a few more seconds, Xu Wenguan suddenly said: "Your friend is very righteous. He led the instructor over and helped you return to the military posture for 10 minutes. Others will not hate you. I am miserable. They are so angry Definitely hate me."

Dong Yu narrowed his eyes in doubt: "Is that so?"

Isn't Song Xueman afraid of standing in a military posture for 10 minutes longer?

Could it be that Song Xueman really wanted to be friends with him?

Otherwise...just try?

It seems good to be friends with Song Xueman.

"The worst is the fourth child. I think he will be beaten tonight."

Dong Yu came back to his senses, "The fourth child is a tough guy."

At the end of the day, Dong Yu was too tired to move, didn't eat much for dinner, and was hungry after taking a shower in the dormitory.

He looked at the time, it was close to 10:30, and the cafeteria and other restaurants were closed.

There is no way, he endured the hunger and turned on the computer, clicked on the game, and the fourth child just came out of the toilet and saw: "Game? What segment?"

"Master."

The fourth child opened his eyes wide in surprise: "I can't tell, you are either reading a book or playing the piano, are you so good at playing games?"

Being suppressed by Song Xueman all the year round, Dongyu had lost confidence long ago. He didn't think he was awesome, so he didn't care too much, so he said casually, "Let's have a game?"

"Wait for me, right now!"

After one round, Dong Yu wanted to speak again and again and endured it.

On the other hand, the fourth child yelled, "Grandson, chasing grandpa? Damn it! Brother Yu, save me, save me! Save me quickly! Does he have such high damage? Did he hang up?"

Dong Yu pursed his lips and manipulated the character to save him. Halfway through, the portrait of the fourth character turned gray.

"..." After a few breaths of silence, Dong Yu said, "Fourth brother, don't play games anymore."

The fourth child didn't know, so he said, "What's wrong?"

"If it weren't for my good temper, I would want to break up with you even after playing a game." Dongyu's stomach groaned twice, he threw the mouse away, and said slyly: "It's boring, the more you play, the hungrier you get."

The fourth child sighed: "I am more suitable for mobile games. Brother Yu, do you know how to be the king? The same type of games are simpler than online games. It must be easy for you to get started. Take me to the top."

Dong Yu gave him a weak look: "I'll talk about it later, is there anything to eat? I'm hungry."

"No, the second child seems to have it."

Xu Wenguan was rubbing his legs on the seat. Seeing that the topic was brought up to him, he reluctantly took out a bucket of sauerkraut-flavored instant noodles from the drawer: "Just one bucket, not much."

Dongyu had a picky taste, and said "Ah": "Instant noodles? Is there anything else?"

"I'll go, you still dislike such a good thing?" Xu Wenguan said in disbelief.

The other three looked at each other, and Dong Yu said, "Have you never eaten?"

The fourth child sighed: "What kind of child would think that instant noodles are a good thing."

The third child didn't know what to think of, and his eyes were red: "Brother Xu, if you like it, I will give you more in the future."

Xu Wenguan didn't know where they were thinking, so he took it for granted, "I haven't eaten it before in college. The noodles I ate are all handmade. They look good and the taste is very bland. I don't like it."

Yep, rich kids.

Getting instant noodles ushered in another problem. There was no boiling water in their dormitory.

I have no time to move these few days, and all I drink are the few boxes of mineral water of an unknown brand left by Xu Wenguan's father.

"咚咚-"

The fourth child just turned on the game, and said impatiently, "Who is it?"

After being stunned outside the door for a long time, he said tremblingly, "Brother... check the bedroom."

"Didn't you say you can't come?"

After dawdling outside the door, another voice came: "What are you afraid of? Change someone."

Dong Yu felt familiar when he heard this voice, Xu Wenguan whispered, "Zhang Zedong?"

At the same time, there was another knock on the dormitory door.

"Student, the instructor is checking the dormitory, please open the door." The voice was as clear as a stream, and Dong Yu was dumbfounded.

"Song Xueman?!"

why is he hereDoesn't he live off campus?

As soon as the fourth child heard the word "instructor", he didn't dare to delay, and quickly turned off his mobile phone to open the door.

Dong Yu looked out, and the boy standing at the door hadn't changed his camouflage uniform yet, and his serious look was quite elegant.

"Student, check the bedroom."

Song Xueman stared at Dong Yu, and Dong Yu suddenly realized that he was holding instant noodles in his hand, retracted his hand, and threw it on the desk.

It's a knee-jerk reaction.In order not to let him eat instant noodles, Song Xueman had learned a lot of cooking skills, and even spoiled Dongyu's taste.

Song Xueman made way for Zhang Zedong. Zhang Zedong leaned on the door and looked in, and he saw Dongyu at a glance.

"Yo, isn't this ADHD?"

Song Xueman lowered the corners of her lips: "His name is Dongyu."

"Frozen fish? The name has a level."

Dong Yu: "..."

Zhang Zedong looked around in the dormitory: "Not bad, it's very clean. Go to bed early, and meet at 06:30 tomorrow morning."

"why?!"

"Run morning exercises. Okay, that's it. Remember to cover the frozen fish with a quilt at night, don't freeze."

Dong Yu gritted his teeth, "I freeze you uncle, can I freeze myself in summer?"

Song Xueman frowned slightly, her eyes swept across Zhang Zedong's body without any trace.

"Let's go, go to the next one."

Zhang Zedong and the previous one with fancy pants left first, Song Xueman was stunned at the door for a moment, his eyes fell on Dongyu, "Don't eat instant noodles, it's not nutritious."

Dong Yu felt that he had developed the habit of throwing away instant noodles when he saw him, and Song Xueman had also developed the habit of reminding him when he ate instant noodles, so he didn't think much, and said "oh".

After Song Xueman left, Dong Yu felt a little uneasy.

Song Xueman lived outside the school, and was dragged by the instructor to check the dormitory at such an early night, would he be able to leave the school gate later?

If he can't get out, where does he sleep?

Thinking of this, Dong Yu lost the intention of eating instant noodles. He took out his mobile phone from under the pillow, sat in front of the desk and supported his head.

"Brother Yu, do you still eat? If you don't eat, give it back to me?" Xu Wenguan was still thinking about his bucket of instant noodles.

"Eat." Dong Yu casually responded, turned on the phone, clicked on WeChat, and turned to contacts.

Song Xueman was first.

He rested his fingertips on Song Xueman's portrait, and after a minute, he finally clicked into the dialogue box.

Dong Yu murmured silently in his heart: friends, just friends.

So he sent a message: "Can you still go out?"

A few minutes later, Song Xueman texted back: "Going out of school?"

Dong Yu: "Yes."

Song Xueman: "It's closed."

Dong Yu looked at the news and paused for a while, wanting to ask Song Xueman where to sleep tonight, but also afraid of hurting his self-esteem, after all Song Xueman had never experienced the dilemma of having nowhere to go.

He thought for a moment and decided to change to a gentler way.

Dong Yu: "Do you want to sleep with me tonight?"

"Fuck! Wrong post!"

When Dong Yu clicked on the word "dormitory", he accidentally clicked on send. He was in a hurry to finish it, but because he was too flustered, he always made typos. Seeing that the dialog box changed to "The other party is typing...", Dong Yu was heartbroken. It's all cold.

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