Who Stolen My Protagonist Halo [Transmigration Book]

"What?" Fu Tianyou frowned as he watched the half-person-high box that Ji Lingxi moved into the house.

Ji Lingxi didn't expect it to be such a big box, and thought that if it was really full of that stuff, he and the little cripple would have to use all their energy to die, right?

Cursing in his heart, he replied: "It should be a good thing."

Fu Tianyou didn't think at all that Wu Bao would seriously give him any good things.

Soon Ji Lingxi took a utility knife and cut the tape, opened the box, and took a look inside. It was still a box, but it was not like a matryoshka doll, but a lot of boxes, big and small, were put inside.

Ji Lingxi picked up one of the medium-sized boxes, opened it, and then revealed the box inside.

At first glance, it was in a foreign language, Fu Tianyou didn't know it, until Ji Lingxi opened the box and took out the small items inside...

"Fuck?!!!" Fu Tianyou's eyeballs almost fell out of their sockets.

Ji Lingxi whistled: "Wu Bao is very serious." After finishing speaking, he put down the box in his hand, looked into the big box again, and muttered to himself, "No matter how you look at it, there are more than ten boxes..."

Fu Tianyou had already been given to Lei by the whole box of "gadgets", and he didn't hear Ji Lingxi's muttering.

Not long after, Ji Lingxi, who opened the second small box, let out a pleasantly surprised "Oh shit", and brought Fu Tianyou back to his thoughts again, but when he saw what Ji Lingxi took out of the box, he almost exploded on the spot.

There is a small umbrella in the front, and slippery in the back... What kind of madness is Wu Bao? ? ?

Ji Lingxi looked complacent, and said to herself while dismantling it: "The models are quite complete, and the flavors are also rich. This is strawberry flavor, this lemon flavor... oh, there is also grapefruit flavor..."

"Ji dog thief, shut up, put it away for me!" Fu Tianyou was like a cat whose tail was stepped on, completely blowing its fur.

Ji Lingxi held up a box, looked at Fu Tianyou with a smile, and said meaningfully: "They are all imported goods, they are not cheap."

"I'm not short of money!" Fu Tianyou roared, and then stepped forward to grab the box in his hand and throw it back, destroying the corpse.

Ji Lingxi moved her arm to avoid his hand.

Fu Tianyou was taken aback for a moment, and raised his eyes to meet Ji Lingxi's gaze. With just one glance, he saw the undisguised glint in Ji Lingxi's eyes. Alarm bells rang in his heart, and there were some subtle... looking forward to?

In a trance, Ji Lingxi leaned close to his ear, almost whispering: "It's so boring to study theoretical knowledge by hiding under the covers, why don't you practice it with Brother Ji?"

Fu Tianyou only felt that the bones of his whole body were crisp, and the heat was uncontrollable all over his body, especially his upper brain. If he took a thermometer to measure his temperature at this moment, it would definitely be far beyond normal people.

"...You, know what?" Fu Tianyou tried his best to restrain himself, but his trembling voice revealed his true emotions.

Ji Lingxi went a little further, took his earlobe in one bite, and nibbled it lightly, causing him to shrink his neck. Then he smiled and said, "Tomorrow and the day after tomorrow weekend."

Then, Fu Tianyou was dragged upstairs by Ji Lingxi, who was still holding some things in his hand.

hmmmmmm…

It wasn't until after taking a bath that Fu Tianyou woke up from his feverish brain, and realized that he had been being led away by Ji Lingxi. Just kidding, his dignified Young Master Fu was flustered and short of breath because of that little thing?

Ji Lingxi is his boyfriend, and it wasn't the first day that they slept in the same bed. He took the time to study it, and even prepared the necessities in the bedside cabinet. Why did he act like a newlywed lady? ? ? ?

As expected, MD was still stunned by Wu Bao's sudden gift-giving behavior of the sand sculpture, and waited for him to eat Ji Lingxi before going to beat up the sand sculpture!

Therefore, Fu Tianyou, who had calmed down, was ready to exercise the right of Ji Lingxi's boyfriend.

however……

Ji Lingxi turned him over and smiled lowly: "I know you can't wait, Brother Ji will satisfy you right now."

Fu Tianyou continued to be confused, he couldn't wait anytime soon... No, no, he really couldn't wait, but the impatient he thought was not the impatient one in front of him! ! ! !

"Relax, Brother Ji will cook something delicious for you tomorrow." Ji Lingxi seduced him with delicious food.

"You... bastard!" Fu Tianyou cursed viciously.

"Happy birthday, little cripple."

Fu Tianyou's birthday this year can definitely be called a special one.

……

The next day.

As soon as it was daylight, Ji Lingxi was awakened by the people around him talking in their dreams.

When I listened closer, I was suddenly dumbfounded.

"Son of a bitch!"

"Son of a bitch……"

"Asshole thing..."

"MD Ji dog thief, I will kill you..."

Ji Lingxi: "..." It is estimated that Fu Tianyou is still stabbing him in his dream at this moment.

Yawning, she slowly sat up and prepared to get dressed.

He would like to sleep for a few more hours, no matter what, yesterday was a "hard work", and it would not be too much to sleep until three poles a day... But, if he really does nothing, he might have to sleep next door tonight .

Looking at Fu Tianyou who was still cursing in the dream, and looking at the sky outside, Ji Lingxi sighed and forced herself to temporarily give up the soft and comfortable bed.

When a person is old Gong, he has to act like an old Gong. He can't just wipe his mouth and leave him alone. What's more, today is Fu Tianyou's birthday, even if this birthday is not a happy day for Fu Tianyou himself.

Ji Lingxi went downstairs to wash up, and it was only 06:30 when she got dressed and went out, and it was quite cold outside.

There is a large supermarket in the university town, which opens at six o'clock. Ji Lingxi spent half an hour buying two large packages of ingredients, and then rode his bicycle slowly to the apartment.

As soon as she arrived at the apartment building, Ji Lingxi glanced casually, and saw a familiar car slowly approaching the apartment building - the car of the Fu family.

His pupils shrank, almost as a conditioned reflex, he carried two bags of ingredients and ran towards the elevator.

One second, two seconds, three seconds... Ji Lingxi looked at the immobile number above the elevator, slapped on the wall, turned around to enter the safe exit, and climbed the stairs directly.

Ji Lingxi thought, he had never been in such a hurry in his life, he climbed up to the tenth floor in one breath, unlocked the door quickly, and the whole process took less than 2 minutes, and the breath was still held in his chest.

In such an emergency, Ji Lingxi still paid attention to not making too much noise after entering the door.

First of all, he has to hide the "birthday present" sent by Wu Bao downstairs;

Secondly, he had to clean up the crime tools used last night in the trash can in the bedroom;

Finally, although I'm not sure whether Comrade Fu will enter his son's bedroom without saying a word, it is necessary for Fu Tianyou to put on his pajamas.

"Don't tease me..." Even though Ji Lingxi relaxed his hands and feet, but Fu Tianyou was a living person, no matter how sleepy he was, it was impossible for someone to hold his hand to dress him without responding at all.

Ji Lingxi said softly, "I'll put you in pajamas, be good."

"No." Fu Tianyou snorted.

How could Ji Lingxi let him say no to it? According to the time, his father-in-law will soon go upstairs, and if his father-in-law sees something... it would be embarrassing, wouldn't it?

"I'll help you put it on while you're asleep." Ji Lingxi had no choice but to coax her.

"Don't touch me, I want to sleep..." Fu Tianyou was completely shrouded in low air pressure at the moment, and just wanted to sleep steadily.

Ji Lingxi naturally understands the thing about getting up, and if he hadn't seen the car downstairs, he would be happy to let Fu Tianyou sleep until full, but isn't this an accident?

He opened his mouth and was about to persuade him again when the doorbell rang.

Ji Lingxi's complexion changed, and he pressed Fu Tianyou through the quilt. Fu Tianyou immediately frowned, opened his eyes, and was about to yell at him, but Ji Lingxi covered his mouth first, and said quickly: "Little cripple, Your dad is here."

Fu Tianyou paused as he opened his mouth to bite Ji Lingxi's hand, his consciousness instantly became clear, his eyes widened, as if he was asking, "What did you say?"

Ji Lingxi let go of her hand and said, "I didn't lie to you. I saw your dad's car when I came back. He should be outside the door by now."

As if in response to his words, the doorbell rang again, and at the same time, the screen of the phone that had been muted on the bedside table also lit up, and the caller was obviously old Fu.

"Why is my dad hissing—" Fu Tianyou got up immediately, but the movement was too violent and accidentally pulled a certain part, and he fell back on the bed again, gnashing his teeth and staring at the culprit who caused him to look like this now.

Ji Lingxi: "..." suddenly felt guilty.

He twitched the corners of his mouth and said guiltily: "It's only past seven o'clock, you put on your pajamas and continue to sleep, I'll send Uncle Fu away."

Fu Tianyou looked at him distrustfully: "How did you send him away?"

"If I can't get rid of it, I'll call you again." Ji Lingxi leaned towards his face as she spoke.

"Fuck off, now that I see your face, I want to scratch it to death!" Fu Tianyou was disgusted and dissatisfied by a million people.

It was rare for Ji Lingxi to say nothing. She was about to go downstairs, stopped after taking two steps, and said quite seriously: "I may have a lot of blood marks on my back, I guess I need some medicine."

Fu Tianyou was taken aback for a moment, then realized immediately, he grabbed the pillow and threw it at him in annoyance: "Get out!"

Ji Lingxi quickly dodged to avoid it, walked out of the room and closed the door.

Fu Tianyou stared at the closed door, blushing.

……

Ji Lingxi opened the door first before Old Fu switched from ringing the doorbell to knocking on the door.

Old Fu's face was quite stinky, and he asked angrily, "Why are you only opening the door now?"

Ji Lingxi grinned: "Uncle, today is the weekend, don't you want to sleep a little longer?"

Old Fu reluctantly accepted, scanned the room, and asked again: "Where is God Bless?"

"Not yet." Ji Lingxi answered honestly, yawned and asked in a sleepy tone, "Uncle, why are you free to come here today, so early, have you had breakfast yet? "

Old Fu didn't know if he heard him speak, and he didn't look at him, he walked around slowly with sharp eyes, as if he wanted to find something.

"Uncle, what are you looking at?" Seeing this, Ji Lingxi asked.

Old Fu still didn't look at him, and just asked lightly: "You two still live in the upstairs room?"

As soon as this question came up, Ji Lingxi felt a little nervous, especially when the old Fu opened the door of his studio... He was not afraid to open the door of the studio, the key was that there were tools for future crimes hidden in the studio.

He replied cautiously: "Yes, I have always lived in the upstairs room."

Old Fu didn't enter the studio either, and turned his gaze to him, with extremely deep eyes.

Ji Lingxi, who was as calm as a dog, was looked nervous by him. Could it be that Comrade Old Fu was able to pinch and calculate, and he had put Comrade Xiao Fu to sleep last night, so he came to kill him early in the morning?

The two just looked at each other silently, just when Ji Lingxi felt her heart was about to jump into her throat, the old Fu suddenly moved closer and whispered, "You live with Tianyou, did Tianyou bring anyone back to stay overnight?"

The author has something to say: In the age of harmony, long live the light, there was still a little bit in the middle, but I was scared and didn’t dare to put it up. It’s probably because Yuzi asked Ji Ge what he wanted to do with a confused face, and Ji Ge said, “Consummate the house with you.” , Fairies make up their own brains!

But I am still happy!

Happy New Years Eve fairies! !

And, this year's New Year, pay more attention and avoid going to places with heavy traffic. I wish you all a safe and sound life!