Who Stolen My Protagonist Halo [Transmigration Book]

"Tuk Tuk Tuk..."

"Tuk Tuk Tuk..."

"Tuk Tuk Tuk..."

Ji Lingxi pulled the quilt to cover her head and still didn't filter out the annoying knock on the door, got out of bed and opened the door with the annoyance of getting up, and said in a bad tone, "Who is it?"

Fu Tianyou was on the look of imminent disaster, when the door was opened suddenly, and he saw Ji Lingxi's disheveled clothes... No, it should be said that Ji Lingxi had no clothes to tidy up, and the words on his lips immediately changed into another sentence: "Why don't you wear clothes?"

Ji Lingxi stared at him displeased: "Are you sleeping and wearing clothes?"

"I'm wearing pajamas." Fu Tianyou said confidently.

Ji Lingxi didn't want to talk to him: "I have something to talk about, and I have nothing to do." After finishing speaking, he yawned again, obviously not getting enough sleep.

Fu Tianyou frowned: "Are you a pig, look at what time it is, the sun is drying your ass, okay?"

"I'd love to let the sun dry my ass, so why worry about it?" Ji Lingxi was also very angry when she woke up.

"You..." Fu Tianyou was so stunned that he couldn't speak, and the moment he opened his mouth, the door was slammed shut in front of him, and there was a sound of locking.

Ji Lingxi's voice came from inside: "Don't bother me, or I will castrate you."

Fu Tianyou was so angry that he swears: "!@#￥%...&"

He wanted to turn around and leave, but just as the crutch moved, he stopped, gritted his teeth and continued to knock on the door: "Ji Lingxi, get up quickly, my old man is coming soon!"

There is no response inside.

Fu Tianyou continued to knock on the door, but there was no response after knocking for a long time, so he changed it to smashing, making a lot of pounding noises.

It was already half an hour after Ji Lingxi got out of bed and rushed to the bathroom to wash up. Ji Lingxi brushed her teeth while brushing her messy hair with one hand, and asked vaguely, "Why did your father come to my house?"

Why else, Lao Fu's son dragged his lame leg to live in someone else's house, he lost all face, and planned to drag his son back to break the other leg.

Of course, Fu Tianyou didn't say this clearly, he said flatly: "I called him in the morning and told him that I would eat, drink and sleep well at your house."

Ji Lingxi was overjoyed when she heard it: "Then your dad was provoked again and wanted to come and pick your belt, right?"

Embarrassment flashed across Fu Tianyou's face. Thinking of the two previous times when he was almost pulled by the old Fu's belt, he wished he could use an eraser to erase Ji Lingxi's memory. It was really embarrassing!

"Don't worry, with Brother Ji here, I'm sure your father won't be able to pull the belt." Ji Lingxi patted him on the shoulder, a sly look flashed in his eyes, "If he really pulls the belt, I'll let him go home with his pants in his hands."

Fu Tianyou imagined the scene of his father going down the stairs with his pants in his hands... He couldn't help shivering.

He hurriedly waved the weird picture out of his mind, "Even without a belt, his pants won't fall off, okay?"

"I can cut his zipper and buckle for you." Ji Lingxi said lightly.

Fu Tianyou couldn't help but imagine... Halfway through, his face twisted immediately: "Ji Lingxi, can your mind be healthier?!"

"Why is my mind unhealthy? It's not like stripping him naked and throwing him out to let him run naked." After Ji Lingxi finished speaking, she showed a mean smile again: "But if you want, I can..."

"Please shut up!" Fu Tianyou felt like he was going to vomit blood after hearing him continue.

"Tsk, I'm helping you figure out how to deal with your father." Ji Lingxi sighed and shook her head like "Why don't you know a good heart", which is really itchy.

Fu Tianyou inhaled deeply, inhaled and exhaled again, barely adjusted his breathing, and was about to urge him to hurry up, when there was the sound of the door opening, followed by a familiar voice.

"You came here when you came, why did you bring so many presents?" This was Ji's father's troubled voice.

"I'm really sorry to bother you for so many days and to cause you trouble." This is the voice of old Fu Fu Hongtu.

Father Ji welcomed Old Fu into the house, and said with a smile: "No trouble, our family Lingxi rarely has such good friends, and we are very happy that Lingxi can bring friends to our house."

Ji Lingxi and Fu Tianyou in the bathroom: "..."

Fu Tianyou: Are Ji Lingxi and I really that close? Why don't I know?

Ji Lingxi: To be reasonable, Dad, I originally only brought Fu Tianyou back for a meal temporarily, but I really wasn't the one who kept him.

"I didn't expect that brat from my family to be able to make such an excellent friend as your child. It's just that my brat has trouble with his legs and feet and keeps disturbing your house. I'm really sorry." Old Fu's tone was filled with apology.

Ji Lingxi heard the same voice as Old Fu but a completely different tone from the previous roar, and wondered whether the outsider was Comrade Old Fu, so she quickly wiped her mouth, left the bathroom without washing her face, and shouted: "Dad Are you back?" After saying this, he "discovered" Old Fu at the right time, with a bright smile on his face: "Uncle, you are here."

When the old Fu saw Ji Lingxi's face, the calm expression on his face froze for a moment, and his liver... inexplicably ached.

He looked Ji Lingxi up and down, smiled kindly like an elder, and said, "Little classmate, I haven't seen you for a few days, I'm in good spirits."

Ji Lingxi grinned her white teeth, nodded and said, "Eat and drink well at home, sleep well, and be in good spirits."

Old Fu: "..." He remembered the exact same words his son had said on the phone, and his teeth itch.

"Lingxi, are you just getting up? Have you had breakfast?" Father Ji asked gently, not aware of Old Fu's mood.

"I slept a little late yesterday... I won't eat breakfast, and I'll have lunch straight away." It was nearly eleven o'clock when Ji Lingxi was picked up by Fu Tianyou, and it was almost 11:30 now, so she really didn't eat much Breakfast is necessary.

Ji's father disagreed: "From now on, painting will still be during the day, with good light, go to bed early at night, and eat breakfast."

Ji Lingxi responded repeatedly: "I know Dad, from now on I will try to go to bed early and get up early."

Father Ji's smile deepened a little, he had already made tea in his hand, and brought it to the table to greet Old Fu, "Mr. Fu, sit down and have a cup of tea first."

Old Fu just caught sight of the corner of his son's clothes and was about to pull him out and drag him away when he heard Father Ji's call, he retracted his foot and said, "Mr. Ji, don't bother, I'm going to take Tianyou Let's go." He added the accent on the word "God Bless", which is also a signal to his son to get out if he is sensible.

"Uncle, why are you in such a hurry to leave just now? Why don't you drink a cup of tea and rest first, just to pick up Fu Tianyou, and he has to pack his luggage, right?" Ji Lingxi said logically.

Old Fu felt a toothache when he heard him talking, and no matter how he looked at that smile, he wanted to pinch it twice.

"Mother Lingxi went shopping for groceries. Mr. Fu should stay for lunch at noon." Ji's father was obviously very hospitable.

"That's not troublesome..." Old Fu naturally declined, but unfortunately someone cut him off in the middle of the conversation.

"Uncle, it's already noon, how can you come here as a guest and not leave a meal, and let the neighbors know that it is impolite to laugh at us." The certain person is undoubtedly Ji Lingxi, he is still holding that itchy smiling face, watching Seeing Fu Tianyou who came over on crutches, his eyes rolled, he walked over in two steps, put on Fu Tianyou's shoulder and continued to say to the old Fu: "It just so happens that you also try my mother's cooking, Fu Tianyou likes my mother's cooking, you Look, is he fatter?"

Fu Tianyou was "imprisoned" by Ji Lingxi, and he couldn't hide, his eyes met the old Fu's.

Fu Tianyou said in his heart: Ji Lingxi, I really thank Ning, Ning thinks that I will not be able to break a leg after I go back, so I need to add a few more bones, right?

Old Fu looked at his son for a moment...

It seems... There is some flesh growing on the face?

but!

What happened to his son who didn't grow meat in his own house, but lived in someone else's house?Didn't he, the old man, give him food?

Seeing his father's expression, Fu Tianyou miraculously understood his inner world.

Resisting the urge to roll his eyes, he glanced at Ji Lingxi, and then said to the old man: "Ji Lingxi is also good at craftsmanship. I can remove the plaster so quickly because he makes me stew soup every day to supplement calcium."

"Oh?" Old Fu's attention was diverted for a second, and he looked at Ji Lingxi quite unexpectedly.

Ji Lingxi: "..."

He asked Fu Tianyou with his eyes: boy, what do you mean?

Fu Tianyou raised his eyebrows: You are the reason why I have grown fat, you can't just let Comrade Fu hate me.

The eyes of the two collided, fighting invisible.

Seeing the two of them hugging each other (nor) intimately (nor), Ji's father was quite emotional: "The relationship between them is really good."

The two people who "have a good relationship" turned to Father Ji, but Father Ji had already shifted his gaze to Old Fu, and said with a smile, "Mr. Fu, you stay for lunch and try Lingxi's craftsmanship along the way."

Seeing Ji Lingxi's unhappy expression from the corner of his eyes, the old Fu suddenly didn't want to refuse. The corners of his lips curled up slightly, and he replied earnestly: "Then it's not disrespectful." After speaking, he turned to Ji Lingxi, and his smile deepened: "It will be hard later. You, little classmate."

Ji Lingxi: "..."

He didn't want to cook today, he just wanted to eat ready-made.

Seeing Ji Lingxi's unhappy expression, Lao Fu made a V in his heart, and he was a little proud, but he soon realized that he was losing his status by fussing with a child, so he hurriedly withdrew his thoughts and started chatting with Ji's father .

Ji Lingxi took Fu Tianyou to the kitchen. Fu Tianyou didn't want to go with him at first, but his hands were so strong that he didn't give Fu Tianyou a chance to escape, and because of the presence of their fathers, Fu Tianyou couldn't even beat him up. , can only be taken to the kitchen.

As soon as the door was closed, Ji Lingxi leaned into his ear and whispered, "Student Fu Tianyou, it seems that you want to drink a bowl of soup with mouse droppings."

Hearing this, Fu Tianyou's face turned green immediately: "Are you disgusting, are you?" He threatened him with mouse feces, what if he would be troubled by drinking soup in the future?

"If you dare to betray Brother Ji, you must have the consciousness of being revenged by Brother Ji." Ji Lingxi pinched the back of his neck, increasing her strength little by little.

Feeling the strength in the back of his neck, Fu Tianyou frowned, and just about to speak, he suddenly realized one thing - when did he and Ji Lingxi get so close? ? ?

How close is it?He was so close that he could stick Ji Lingxi's face just by tilting his head.

He immediately sounded the first-level alarm in his head, and the chill quickly spread from the soles of his feet to his limbs and forehead, and he didn't even care about the hand leaning on crutches, and he used both hands to tell Ji Lingxi: "Go away, go away, stay away from me ..."

As a result, he stood on one foot because he was too excited, and Ji Lingxi stood still. Immediately, it was full of horror, no less than accidentally discovering an indirect kiss with Ji Lingxi in a restaurant.

Ji Lingxi's eyes were quick, and he stretched out his long arms to hook him back. Fu Tianyou was led by him, and moved forward under inertia.

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Kissed Ji Lingxi on the cheek.

Even if it is only for a moment, the residual touch of the lips is extremely clear.

A sentence flashed in Fu Tianyou's mind: Today next year will be your death day.

Ji Lingxi, who was kissed, didn't react much, as if Fu Tianyou's hair threw his face in that kiss just now, but his face was very smelly, and he glared at Fu Tianyou and accused: "Little cripple, do I have fleas on my body or something? Do you dislike me so much?"

The author has something to say: Yuzu: ... I think I may have to die repeatedly to atone for my sins.

Brother Ji: Do you want to tell Fu Tianyou that when he kissed me... I didn't wash my face?

There is a kind of "good friend" that Mama thinks you are good friends; there is a kind of "good relationship" that makes papas think that you have a good relationship.

Alright, let's skip the blind date procedure, the in-laws first sit down and have a meal to discuss the marriage?

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