My ex boyfriend won't let me fall in love

Question: I fooled others casually, what should I do now that they take it seriously?

The answer: Either continue to fool around, or directly confess.

Lu Xingshen chose to confess directly, so he said, "I don't know how to draw talisman paper."

Gu Ping: "Okay, then can you draw talismans?"

Lu Xingshen: "My success rate of drawing symbols is zero."

Gu Ping: "Is it true that in your eyes, as long as you can't kill demons with one shot, it is a failure, so the success rate is zero?"

Lu Xingshen: "I've only been a beginner for a few days."

Gu Ping was shocked at first when he heard the words, and then admired: "So in your eyes, as long as you don't really understand something, you still haven't started? I think you are right. Thinking about it this way, even though I have learned I have practiced Taoism and Taoism for more than twenty years, but I haven’t actually started it yet.”

He sighed again: "Probably it is such a virtue of humility and introspection that made you remain unknown before."

Lu Xingshen: "What I told you about drawing talismans earlier is nonsense."

Gu Ping: "You are being humble again. Although I didn't take a bath and fast after I went back last night, I read the Taoist scriptures for two hours first, and the success rate of drawing symbols has increased. You have clearly told me such an important point. Why do you always How about being humble?"

As he said that, he solemnly patted Lu Xingchen on the shoulder: "Brother, sometimes you can't be too humble in life. If you are too humble, you will be underestimated by others."

Lu Xingshen: ...

What's the matter with you people?Why can't he ever keep up with these people's brains?

"Just as long as you are happy..." In the end, he said to Gu Ping with an indescribable mood, and felt that the Taoist was a sand sculpture.

When I went back to ask "Finally Found" a question, I couldn't help but sigh how valuable he was. He knew three Taoist masters, and only this one was completely normal and reliable.

Lu Xingshen, who thought Gu Ping was unreliable, didn't know yet. After the other party returned, he opened the WeChat group, and faced a bunch of friends who asked him how his new mission was, he started the fancy rainbow fart mode.

Which one is better: How about the task of the bottle this time?

No. [-] in ancient and modern China and abroad: Guess what I encountered when I entered the door?

Lao Tzu wants to go to science: Evil ghosts, bad demons, or pretenders?

No. [-] in ancient and modern China and abroad: neither

Lao Tzu wants to go to science: Oh, that is to say, I have encountered a person who is afraid of death and makes troubles, and he is wicked to death?

Which one is better: I don’t think the tone of the bottle is very similar

No. [-] in the world in ancient times, today and abroad: Don’t let me tell you about the strange things you encountered, Corvo. I’ll tell you, I’ve met an expert this time

Laozi wants to go to science: tall people?

No. [-] in the world at all times and in all over the world: fuck you

Still meditating today: Don’t interrupt the old subject, let the bottle talk

Memorize scriptures and become a ghost: Don't interrupt the old subject, let the bottle talk

……

I am also being beaten today: Don’t interrupt the old subject, let the bottle say

Lao Tzu wants to go to science:  …

Laozi wants to go to science: well, I will keep silent, the bottle will say

No. [-] in ancient and modern China and abroad: I organize language

No. 20 in ancient and modern China and foreign countries: By the way, didn’t I suddenly receive an emergency text message this time? At that time, I took the guy and went out.I changed buses five times on the way, took a taxi and spent 2000 yuan, and finally walked more than [-] meters...

Which one is better: Okay, I realize how tall you are. If it weren't for the tall man, you should probably go to the funeral parlor instead.

I was also beaten up today: Ping'er, brother will send you a red envelope, listen to what brother said, next time you should just take a taxi

No. [-] in the world at all times and in all over the world: ...do you still listen?

Which one is better: Listen, why don’t you listen, I’m not curious about the expert you met, I’m just curious about whether the buddy who texted you before is missing arms or legs

The number one in the world in ancient and modern China and abroad: What do you know, the expert and the person who texted me are the same person!

Which one is better: I didn’t expect this development

Laozi wants to go to science: I didn't expect this development

Recite scriptures and become a ghost: I didn't expect this development

……

The number one in the world in ancient and modern China and abroad: Are you a group of people annoying?Do you still want to hear it?

Which one is better: Think about it, let’s not talk about it

No. [-] in ancient and modern China and foreign countries: I just said that I thought there was a rookie over there, especially after driving a long way, and I decided to educate the rookie not to come out and walk casually before I learned the skills.When it arrived, it started to develop as I thought. I happened to catch up with the demon when it broke out, and trapped it with a gossip mirror.

No. [-] in the world at all times and in all over the world: However, that monster is really extraordinary. Not only did it break free from my gossip mirror, but it almost caused my magic weapon to malfunction. At a critical moment——

Which one is better at drawing characters: Say it quickly!

From Dedicated to Science: Stunning Instant Noodles Without Seasoning Packet

No. [-] in the world at all times and in all over the world: Guess how the masters responded?

The number one in the world in ancient and modern China and abroad: Well, I know you can't guess, so I said it, the expert used a fly swatter to hit the monster directly on the wall.

Which one is better at drawing symbols:...

Recite scriptures and become a ghost: ...

……

I want to go to science: I really didn't expect this, so the expert you mentioned just made the shape of a magic weapon into a fly swatter?

No. [-] in the world at all times and in all over the world: Heh, stupid mortal, that is a fly swatter!Afterwards, I watched it secretly from an expert.

I want to go to science: huh?

Which character is better: Fuck

No. [-] in ancient and modern China and abroad: This is not the end, and then the monster was stimulated so much that a beautiful girl transformed into a beautiful girl and swooped towards the master!guess what happened

Which one is better: Bottle, don’t force me to hit you

No. [-] in the world at all times and in all over the world: You people have no patience at all.Forget it, I'll just say it straight away, the monster pounced directly at Gao Ren, only to see that at that moment, Gao Ren's expression was condensed, with a hint of offended anger, he raised his hand, and suddenly swung it down——

I want to go to science: Ping'er, you really owe it to me

No. [-] in the world at all times and in all over the world: Why is it so urgent, let’s not talk about it.I saw the expert swung down suddenly, the wind, thunder and clouds moved in an instant, the sky and the earth changed color, and the monster was completely wiped out under the power of this punch!

Recite scriptures and become a ghost: I have already told Brother Cang to confiscate yours

The number one in the world in ancient and modern China and abroad: Damn, dare to be a person? ! ! !

Memorizing scriptures becomes a ghost: Then do you dare to speak human words?

No. [-] in the world at all times and in all over the world: ...Okay.

The number one in the world at all times and in all over the world: To put it simply, it means that an expert punches the demon to death.

Recite scriptures and become a ghost: ...

Which one is better at drawing symbols:...

I want to go to science: this TM is really simple enough...

The number one in the world in ancient and modern China and abroad: this is not considered a master, what is it?The most important thing is that this expert has a very good temper, he doesn't hide his secrets at all, and told me the reason why his talisman drawing is so powerful.

Which one is better: Then why did he send you text messages in the first place?

The number one in the world in ancient and modern China and abroad: This is the nobleness of a master. He felt that he could not learn how to get rid of the residual aura of demons, so he specially asked me to come here.Not only that, but in his eyes, learning Taoism requires one’s own unique experience before it can be called an introduction. The most important thing is that he is so powerful, but he still feels that he knows nothing. I think this kind of humility is my most important should learn

Which one is better at drawing symbols: What is the name of the expert you are talking about?

No. [-] in the world in ancient and modern China and abroad: Lu Xingshen

No. [-] in ancient and modern China and foreign countries: Well, let’s not talk about it, I’m going to recite the Taoist scriptures

Gu Ping left as soon as he said he would, leaving a group of people uttering ellipses in the group, and asking around who Lu Xingchen was.

Lu Xingchen didn't know that Gu Ping had already made him famous before his half foot stepped into the Taoist world. At least there were legends about him among the young people.

If Lu Xingshen found out, he would definitely "thank you" Gu Ping.

But he didn't know it yet after all.

Lu Xingshen, who didn't know it yet, answered the phone call from Sheng Yuan's screenwriter, who had some friendship with him.

The crew that Sheng Yuan worked with recently is also filming in this film and television base. In the entertainment circle, people from various professions in this circle always have circles of friends, big and small, full of gossip, big and small, true and false. It's important, anyway, it's good to have fun watching it.

Sheng Yuan: "I heard that something happened to your crew two days ago?"

Lu Xingshen: "Well, Zhang Yu was almost injured when he was filming a fight scene."

Sheng Yuan: "Are you all right?"

Lu Xingshen: "It's okay, I scratched a few pieces of skin."

Such a big incident happened to the crew, and it is impossible to completely block the news, especially for the insiders. Director He and the others simply said that there was a problem with the filming of the third male lead. The collective is evil.

The only thing that can make Director He feel relieved is that the bald director who is used to falling in love with him has also been tricked this time, and he is the most unlucky one. Director He has already thought about it. Their production crew was bewitched, so he dared to buy a hot search to let people all over the country know that he was mentally ill, and kissed the 1.9-meter security guard!As for himself?What does he care?He didn't even come to the set that day! (Reality version of deceiving ears and stealing bells)

Sheng Yuan heard from Lu Xingshen that he was injured, so he didn't doubt it. How normal is it to get injured while filming?Zhang Yu is not a big celebrity traffic, even if used for gossip, he doesn't think it can arouse people's interest.

What he wants to chat with Lu Xingchen today is another matter.

"Hey, have you heard? There seems to be a production crew in this film and television city making goblins!"

Lu Xingshen: "...to be a fairy, and then?"

Sheng Yuan: "Making trouble with goblins is not the point, the point is guess what happens next?"

Lu Xingshen: No need to guess, I have experienced it myself.

Sheng Yuan didn't expect him to answer, he knew that Lu Xingchen didn't like gossip and was strict with his mouth, otherwise he wouldn't be able to tell Lu Xingchen these things.

He said enthusiastically by himself: "It is said that the one who made trouble in the crew was a beautiful vixen (Hu Fei??), and she hooked the souls of most of the people in the crew with a light smile." Go. Seeing that the filming of the film is about to fail (shouldn’t we be worried about our lives at this time? Why are we still worried about filming?), the director was sweating profusely, and invited five masters in a row, including monks and priests. No one can subdue that evil vixen. Then guess what?"

Lu Xingshen spat out a series of ellipses: "...how is it?"

Sheng Yuan: "Just as the director and screenwriter (screenwriter Lu Xingshen...) were frowning, one of the crew's actors in charge of playing the corpse suddenly took off his costume, pulled out a decorative mahogany sword from his waist, and slashed at That monstrosity! All of a sudden, the wind, thunder and cloud blew up, and the vixen only took this one move, and then fell to the ground and died."

Lu Xingshen was already stunned, "Are you going to let the vixen die like this?"

Sheng Yuan muttered: "It seems a pity to die like this. If there is a taboo love of a ladyboy, the plot will be more fulfilling."

Lu Xing rubbed his forehead: "Do you still remember that you were gossiping instead of writing a script?"

"Hey, didn't you get inspired when you heard this story?"

Lu Xingshen: "So in the end, the vixen dies?"

Sheng Yuan: "How can it be? The ending must be that the boss hidden in the studio is calm and composed, asking the director when to continue filming, but he hasn't received his lunch yet. Do you think this is not only a high-level personality, but also a low-level one?" The people's hard and simple feelings, but also unexpected and faintly full of pretentious momentum?"

Lu Xingshen: "As long as you like it."

Sheng Yuan said excitedly: "Alright then, I'll talk about this with other people."

Lu Xingshen could already imagine what Sheng Yuan would talk about, it must be the same as before, covering up gossip and telling his own story.

Today, he can be regarded as watching the birth of the rumor on the spot.

After a while, Lu Xingshen managed to let himself put the matter aside, and Sheng Yuan sent another text message.

Sheng Yuan: [How about I write the story just now into a script? 】

Lu Xingshen: [I think the trick sweeper you are talking about might not be happy. 】

Sheng Yuan: [You are not a sweeping monk, how do you know? 】

Lu Xingshen: ... I am really

Lu Xingshen decided to cover his vest tightly.

The next day, he found an opportunity to express to Deputy Director Chen that he hoped to keep a low profile and asked the crew not to reveal what he did.

Deputy director Chen had an expression that I understood, and patted his chest to assure: "Don't worry, the crew doesn't want to reveal this matter, and I'll tell you directly, we may not be able to suppress this matter originally, it's God The groups of Hui and Nan Xing helped to suppress it, and I reckon our film crew is either director He or the producer has friendship with these groups, maybe one of them is in the same circle as them."

"It should be like this." Lu Xingshen, who was really in the same circle as them, agreed.

But in his heart, Lu Xingshen pulled out the information of these companies, and felt that those dudes back then were useless.

Yes, these companies were chosen by King Chiye.

Deputy Director Chen: "With the help of these companies, at least the general public will never know what happened to our crew."

Lu Xingshen was relieved, and then he heard Deputy Director Chen hahaha happily say to him: "Let me tell you another gossip. I heard that I don't know which crew, there was a beautiful woman wearing a bikini and tied her body when filming. Bomb, came to seek revenge on the third male of the crew, just when the crew thought they were going to explain where they were, a trickster suddenly stepped forward..."

Lu Xingshen listened numbly to this somewhat familiar story about saving the crew with a trick.

At the end, Deputy Director Chen smacked his lips happily: "Of course, this kind of gossip is fake at first glance, and I don't know who made the rumor. It's really unlucky for me to say that the crew in the gossip is really unlucky. Like."

Do you know that you are the assistant director of the unlucky crew you are talking about.

Really, if it wasn't for the familiar part of the plot, Lu Xingchen would never have heard that it was about their crew.

Rumors stop at wise men, but it's a pity that the people in this film and television city, from the director to the actors, seem to be shaky.

He suddenly felt a little powerless, and he didn't want to communicate with these sand sculptures anymore.

Chi Ye happened to call when he was returning to the room, and he couldn't say a few words after struggling for a long time.

Lu Xingshen now has very low tolerance for any dialogue that might throw him a thunderbolt, "Just say what you have."

Chi Ye was taken aback, and blushed on the other end of the phone, and asked him like a little girl: "Brother Lu, can I be your friend?"

What is the tone of this kindergarten boy holding the little girl's hand and asking if he can be a friend?

Lu Xingshen: "Yes, as long as you speak well."

Chi Ye became happy, "Cough, am I worried that you, Brother Lu, dislike me? By the way, Brother Lu, I asked for your phone number from my uncle."

He didn't say that Father Gu also asked Brother Lu if he had apologized for hitting him last time. If he had been asked this way before, he would have thought about beating around the bush and making a complaint, but now he hears it and feels very angry. ?Not long after the son fell off the cliff, he asked if he apologized without asking anything.

If he hadn't known that DNA would be tested when he recognized the person back, he would have wondered where Brother Lu picked it up.

Fortunately, Brother Lu didn't seem to care.

Lu Xingshen: "Thank you for your help with the crew."

"What's the matter? It's nothing compared to Brother Lu saving us. We discuss when you have time, Brother Lu, and I want to invite you and Brother Fang to dinner."

Lu Xingshen: "Let's talk about it after the movie is finished."

"Okay, we've also been in trouble recently, and now, brother Lu, you may not be able to have fun."

Lu Xing Shen Shun asked: "What's the trouble?"

Chiye sighed: "The head company at home has been troubled by someone. Actually, it has nothing to do with us who do nothing but play, but it's better to be a human being with our tails clamped at this time, otherwise we won't be safe. Don’t even think about pocket money.”

Lu Xingshen suddenly realized that something seemed to be forgotten by him: "What trouble are you talking about?"

"It's just that someone is making trouble with our company. There are senior executives in Huanxing International who are dissatisfied with the plan given by our company. This has been deadlocked for several weeks."

Lu Xingshen: ...

He found himself speechless a lot today.

With a vicissitudes of mind, Lu Xingshen said to Chi Ye: "I'll tell you something."

Chi Ye: "Brother Lu, tell me."

Lu Xingshen: "I am the one who troubled your company."

Chi Ye: "... Huanxing International?"

"I'm a shareholder."

"...Dingsheng Entertainment?" Dingsheng was looking for trouble with Wang Xuan's family.

"I'm a shareholder."

"...Ark real estate?"

"I'm a shareholder."

"... New Century? Well, you don't need to say it, I know, you are also a shareholder."

"Yeah." When admitting it, Lu Xingchen felt a little unbearable.

After a few seconds, the little dandy said with a sad face, "Brother Lu, are you still angry that I said bad things about you that night?"

Lu Xingshen: "No, I was not angry from the beginning to the end?"

Chiye: "?"

Lu Xingshen: "I was just planning to find fault with you before you find fault with me."

Chi Ye: ...why is this man such a wolf?

Lu Xingshen: "But after falling off the cliff, I don't have such thoughts anymore."

Chiye: "Then why Huanxing International--"

Lu Xingshen: "...I forgot."

Chiye: "Huh?"

Lu Xingshen twitched the corner of his mouth: "I forgot about telling people to find fault."

Chiye burst into tears, brother, you are my brother, can you forget such things?

"...Sorry." Lu Xingshen really said this time from the bottom of his heart.

"The ring star?"

"I'll call later."

"Don't forget." Although the voice sounded miserable, Chiye didn't think there was anything wrong with it, probably because they did it themselves and didn't really cause a big loss, and because Lu Whatever you do with this man, you take it for granted, and you can't get angry.

"No." Lu Xingshen replied in the affirmative.

After the phone call, he breathed a sigh of relief.

He really would rather fight with someone than dryly face the victim who was accidentally tricked.

Cough, a little guilty.