Two handsome faces were reflected in the mirror, Fang Lingfei took out a tissue and slowly wiped off the water on his hands.
He was calm and composed, and Lu Xingshen was even more composed than him. He wiped his hands carefully with a paper towel before turning off the faucet after washing his hands.
Seeing this familiar late-stage cleansing obsession, Fang Lingfei was a little dazed for a moment, but he quickly came back to his senses and said with a smile: "A good thing is coming soon? I haven't congratulated yet."
He didn't realize that the pantothenic acid questioning was too strong before the words came out, so he stopped.
Lu Xingshen: "I don't plan to get married."
Fang Lingfei felt a little unnatural, "Don't tell me."
Lu Xingchen glanced at him: "Just in case you think I'm lying to you as a gay wife."
In fact, he doesn't know whether he likes men or women, but he has only had this ex-boyfriend in front of him since he was a child, so he should like men tentatively.
Fang Lingfei couldn't tell what he felt. The other party probably cared about his opinion when he said this, but when he saw Lu Xingshen's expression, and based on his understanding of this person, he knew that he would say the same thing here if he was a different person. Thinking about it, I was in a bad mood suddenly, so I left first.
When Lu Xingshen returned to his seat, Ms. Wang blushed even more, her eyes sparkled, and she said, "It turns out that Mr. Lu and Yingdi Fang also know each other."
"Film Emperor Fang told me just now that you two were from the same school and had a good relationship."
"I also exchanged contact information with me. He is really nice and has no airs."
Lu Xingshen: "..."
Lu Xingchen didn't know what Fang Lingfei came here for, but he didn't mean to delve into it.
They're all ex-boyfriends I haven't seen in a few years, and it doesn't make much sense to delve into it.
After finishing his meal, he bid farewell to the reluctant Wang Zhiqiu politely, planning to take a detour to the pet store to buy a pet.
This is the advice given by the doctor, let him have a pet to relax.
The clerk kindly introduced to him, "This is a husky, don't look a little noisy, but you are dear and lively, don't you just want to be lively when you keep a pet? If you want to be more obedient, you can raise a golden retriever, a smiling angel, especially good-natured. If you don’t want your pet to be too clingy, you can raise a cat, and cats are generally petite and cute.”
After crackling the introduction, Lu Xingshen kept his expression calm, and no one was interested.
After wandering around, the clerk was dry talking, Lu Xingchen saw the fish tank in the corner, and finally said, "Buy three goldfish."
What?
Excuseme?
You watched it for so long and ended up buying three ten-dollar goldfish?
She was about to get angry when she looked up and saw the customer's face.
Okay, you are handsome and you are right in everything!
She went to catch goldfish for customers.
However, as soon as he approached, dozens of goldfish in the bathtub turned their bellies up one after another, looking like dead bodies.
She was startled, what's going on, she didn't do anything, why would she not be able to survive?But don't, these several tanks of fish add up to thousands of dollars. If they are all dead, will she still have to pay her salary?
Lu Xingshen could see it more clearly than she did, the fish only started turning their bellies when he approached.
He couldn't help thinking about those years in the orphanage, every time he was a fish aunt, he would always call him, because as soon as he started, the fish that was still alive and kicking straightened up, with a heroic and righteous look waiting to be slaughtered , especially trouble-free.
Unexpectedly, after so many years, this physique is still effective in goldfish for ornamental purposes.
He took a few steps back without showing any signs, and sure enough, the goldfish slowed down and continued to swim back and forth, but they didn't approach this direction very much.
"Silly fish! Silly fish!" A noisy voice sounded.
Lu Xing raised his head, and saw a bird with a white body, light yellow head, two blush cheeks, and a yellow crown resting on a high shelf.
After confirming that the fish was fine, the clerk wiped off his sweat, saw Lu Xingshen looking at the bird, and said with a smile: "This is a cockatiel that just came to our shop, and its voice is one of the nicest among parrots. And ordinary cockatiels don’t have strong language skills, but ours is different, it’s very smart, and it can learn everything at once.”
——It’s just a bit cheap.
Of course, this cannot be told to customers.
"I heard that this kind of bird is quieter?" Lu Xingchen looked at the bird jumping up and down on the shelf, very lively and constantly cursing "stupid fish, silly fish", and glanced at the bird who occasionally laughed strangely, very hard to say.
The clerk was also a bit awkward.
Since this bird came to the store, it has become a big cancer, bullying cats and dogs, doing all kinds of evil.
In order to save his respect, the clerk reluctantly counted its benefits with his fingers: "Although it may be a bit too much, it is easy to feed and not picky about food. The most important thing is that our cockatiel is very clean. It is not clean. I don’t drink water, I don’t eat after a meal, I have to go to the toilet in a special place, and I like to take a bath.”
Lu Xingchen asked the clerk not to help him catch fish, and he approached the parrot.
The clerk said: "When we sell pets here, we need to consider the degree of compatibility between the pet and the owner."
If she could have sold that cheap-billed parrot, she would have sold it a long time ago. However, because of this rule, as long as the parrot shows the slightest displeasure, it cannot be sold. It is already foreseeable that it will fall into the hands of the future.
The parrot seemed to know what the clerk was thinking. He hahaha at her for a while, and then shouted: "Idiot! Idiot!"
At this moment, Lu Xingchen raised his head and met the parrot's beady eyes.
"Ga——" a broken cry stuck in his throat, and the parrot's flapping wings froze.
Lu Xingshen: "It seems that it has a good impression on me."
The clerk took a look, hey, he didn't call the customer stupid and stupid like before, isn't it a good impression.
Don't miss the opportunity, so hurry up and sell this ancestor.
"Do you want this parrot?" she asked.
"Well. Take another shelf and a cage."
It wasn't until I sat in the car and put the cage on the co-pilot and fixed it that the bird inside didn't seem to react.
Flap its wings and fly around the cage.
Lu Xingchen glanced at it, and said casually, "If you flop around again, you will be roasted."
Immediately the bird stiffened and became as quiet as a chicken.
Lu Xingshen looked at it suspiciously. Is the parrot's IQ so high?
But no matter how you look at it, it is just an ordinary parrot. Thinking about those cats and dogs on Weibo who go on hunger strike after hearing the word sterilization, I think it is nothing strange.
Halfway through the car, I don't know which one has no sense of public morality, lost a nail on the road, and the tire blew out.
Lu Xing sank with a spare tire and called someone to tow it away and repair it.
It was not far from the community where he lived, and there happened to be a comprehensive market opposite. He remembered that there was no nuts and coarse grains suitable for this bird at home, so he carried the bird cage and planned to buy some back.
When standing in the coarse grain store and thinking about how much to buy, Lu Xingshen subconsciously turned to one side, and Meng Bi's hand that wanted to pat him on the shoulder was lost.
"Hey, brother is good at it, can you buy coarse grains here?"
Lu Xingshen: "Buy rations for the parrot."
Meng Bi is Lu Xingshen's doctor in charge. He also remembered his suggestion to let him buy a pet, and said with a smile: "The parrot is good, smart and lively."
"It's your parrot—"
"What's wrong?" Lu Xingchen asked.
Meng Bi looked at the parrot again, shook his head and said, "It's nothing, I must have felt wrong. There are so many things in the past two days, and I am being tortured by the elders every day. I am almost mentally weak."
Lu Xingshen asked the shopkeeper to give him half a catty each of corn, beans, and melon seeds, and then asked, "What are you up to?"
Meng Bi yawned several times in this short period of time: "Recently, there is an event held by the association, and I will participate with the elders, so there will be more things."
Lu Xingshen thought it was a meeting similar to the Medical Exchange Association, so he didn't ask much.
"By the way, how are you doing recently?"
"Fortunately, it's still the same."
"I think you can let go of writing a book for now, really!" After being selected by this person and becoming his doctor in charge, Meng Bi specially read all the books written by Lu Xingchen in order to understand the patient. over again.
Then, in broad daylight, she clutched the quilt and shivered.
To tell the truth, he felt that writing that kind of novel every day would cause neurasthenia even for normal people, not to mention that this person himself was abnormal.
"It's not about writing a book." Lu Xingchen didn't think it had anything to do with writing a book, at least he himself didn't find it scary at all, even, he actually used writing a book as a way to vent.
Meng Bi couldn't get his way of venting, and persuaded him: "You should take a long vacation for yourself, grow flowers, play with birds, or go on a trip, so that you can relax and rest, which is better than any medicine. "
He and Lu Xingshen said they were doctors and patients, but they should be more precisely friends.Meng Bi has only been a graduate student for a year, so it is logical that he would not be able to serve as an attending physician for a patient of Lu Xingshen's level so soon, but Lu Xingshen's previous attending doctor, an old psychiatrist, carefully studied his After a series of tests, he was given a diagnosis of "Munchausen Syndrome".
Munchausen Syndrome may not be familiar to ordinary people, but it also has another name called "Phantom Syndrome". Patients with this mental illness will fantasize or describe symptoms, pretend to be sick, and even actively hurt others in order to gain sympathy .
It's hard to describe how I felt when I found out that I was diagnosed with such a diagnosis. Anyway, Lu Xingshen changed people vigorously the next day.
The old expert was already one of the most authoritative doctors in the city's psychiatry department, and Lu Xingshen didn't want to bother himself anymore, so he ordered Meng Bi who had occasionally received him a few times.
— At least you don’t have to be mad at yourself.
In this way, the two gradually became friends.
Lu Xingshen: "Recently, there is a novel that needs to be made into a movie. I will give myself a vacation when it is over."
This is a serious matter, Meng Bi can't persuade him anymore.
After saying goodbye, Lu Xingshen took the cage in one hand and the shopping in the other, and took a shortcut to go home.
When I got to the entrance of the alley, the parrot in the cage suddenly uttered a shrill cry of "ga-ga--", while screaming, it filled the cage and scurried around, causing its feathers to fly.
Lu Xingchen frowned, shook the cage lightly, and said in a low voice, "Do you want to be plucked and roasted?"
The barking and scurrying stopped immediately, and when Lu Xingshen noticed it, the parrot's peasy eyes were covered with a layer of water.
What kind of evil did he do? Could it be that he, who was famous for his first life, is going to die here today?If I had known earlier, I should not covet the happiness of staying in the pet shop and bullying small animals, and I would have left earlier.
oh oh oh.
I regret not listening to my uncle.
The white bird the size of an adult's palm covered its face with its wings, teardrops were pattering down, and it also anthropomorphically made a heartbroken expression, but it was a pity that Lu Xing sank to see it.
Carrying things into the alley, it was dusk and night at this time, and Lu Xingshen had seen those strange hallucinations more than once at this time.
He thinks his hallucinations are quite logical sometimes, for example, they usually appear at night or when there are demons. If he doesn't have any real feeling, he might really think he can see ghosts.
This time the border between dusk and night is no exception.
At the end of the alley, he saw a bloody mouth, how big is it?It was so big that it directly blocked the exit of the entire alley when it opened, and the sharp teeth, purple wet tongue and wriggling throat inside were all clearly visible.
Lu Xingshen even vaguely smelled a stench.
He frowned, and at the same time as his cleanliness attack, he was thinking about whether his condition had worsened, and after seeing hallucinations, he even had hallucinations.
But what caught his attention was not this common hallucination, which was not even ranked in the middle in terms of nausea and horror, but the person lying on the ground with his belly turned upside down, motionless.
Lu Xingshen approached cautiously, without smelling alcohol.
Getting closer, he spotted the man's chest with his eyesight—it seemed to be basically unmoving? ? ! ! !
Murders, corpses in alleys, mysterious victims, wronged first discoverers...
The instinct of a horror and suspense novelist makes a string of words flash through his mind, but the most urgent thing is to make sure that the people on the ground are all right.
He put his finger under the man's nose, and luckily, though slightly, was still alive.
He patted the person's face, but the person on the ground remained motionless. Lu Xing sank into him and found an immovable wound, so he put down his things, tried to prop him up, and waited for the ambulance at the entrance of the alley.
However, as soon as he got up a little distance, he thought that the person who had a sudden illness opened his eyes.
The eyes are still piercing.
Very bright.
He was calm and composed, and Lu Xingshen was even more composed than him. He wiped his hands carefully with a paper towel before turning off the faucet after washing his hands.
Seeing this familiar late-stage cleansing obsession, Fang Lingfei was a little dazed for a moment, but he quickly came back to his senses and said with a smile: "A good thing is coming soon? I haven't congratulated yet."
He didn't realize that the pantothenic acid questioning was too strong before the words came out, so he stopped.
Lu Xingshen: "I don't plan to get married."
Fang Lingfei felt a little unnatural, "Don't tell me."
Lu Xingchen glanced at him: "Just in case you think I'm lying to you as a gay wife."
In fact, he doesn't know whether he likes men or women, but he has only had this ex-boyfriend in front of him since he was a child, so he should like men tentatively.
Fang Lingfei couldn't tell what he felt. The other party probably cared about his opinion when he said this, but when he saw Lu Xingshen's expression, and based on his understanding of this person, he knew that he would say the same thing here if he was a different person. Thinking about it, I was in a bad mood suddenly, so I left first.
When Lu Xingshen returned to his seat, Ms. Wang blushed even more, her eyes sparkled, and she said, "It turns out that Mr. Lu and Yingdi Fang also know each other."
"Film Emperor Fang told me just now that you two were from the same school and had a good relationship."
"I also exchanged contact information with me. He is really nice and has no airs."
Lu Xingshen: "..."
Lu Xingchen didn't know what Fang Lingfei came here for, but he didn't mean to delve into it.
They're all ex-boyfriends I haven't seen in a few years, and it doesn't make much sense to delve into it.
After finishing his meal, he bid farewell to the reluctant Wang Zhiqiu politely, planning to take a detour to the pet store to buy a pet.
This is the advice given by the doctor, let him have a pet to relax.
The clerk kindly introduced to him, "This is a husky, don't look a little noisy, but you are dear and lively, don't you just want to be lively when you keep a pet? If you want to be more obedient, you can raise a golden retriever, a smiling angel, especially good-natured. If you don’t want your pet to be too clingy, you can raise a cat, and cats are generally petite and cute.”
After crackling the introduction, Lu Xingshen kept his expression calm, and no one was interested.
After wandering around, the clerk was dry talking, Lu Xingchen saw the fish tank in the corner, and finally said, "Buy three goldfish."
What?
Excuseme?
You watched it for so long and ended up buying three ten-dollar goldfish?
She was about to get angry when she looked up and saw the customer's face.
Okay, you are handsome and you are right in everything!
She went to catch goldfish for customers.
However, as soon as he approached, dozens of goldfish in the bathtub turned their bellies up one after another, looking like dead bodies.
She was startled, what's going on, she didn't do anything, why would she not be able to survive?But don't, these several tanks of fish add up to thousands of dollars. If they are all dead, will she still have to pay her salary?
Lu Xingshen could see it more clearly than she did, the fish only started turning their bellies when he approached.
He couldn't help thinking about those years in the orphanage, every time he was a fish aunt, he would always call him, because as soon as he started, the fish that was still alive and kicking straightened up, with a heroic and righteous look waiting to be slaughtered , especially trouble-free.
Unexpectedly, after so many years, this physique is still effective in goldfish for ornamental purposes.
He took a few steps back without showing any signs, and sure enough, the goldfish slowed down and continued to swim back and forth, but they didn't approach this direction very much.
"Silly fish! Silly fish!" A noisy voice sounded.
Lu Xing raised his head, and saw a bird with a white body, light yellow head, two blush cheeks, and a yellow crown resting on a high shelf.
After confirming that the fish was fine, the clerk wiped off his sweat, saw Lu Xingshen looking at the bird, and said with a smile: "This is a cockatiel that just came to our shop, and its voice is one of the nicest among parrots. And ordinary cockatiels don’t have strong language skills, but ours is different, it’s very smart, and it can learn everything at once.”
——It’s just a bit cheap.
Of course, this cannot be told to customers.
"I heard that this kind of bird is quieter?" Lu Xingchen looked at the bird jumping up and down on the shelf, very lively and constantly cursing "stupid fish, silly fish", and glanced at the bird who occasionally laughed strangely, very hard to say.
The clerk was also a bit awkward.
Since this bird came to the store, it has become a big cancer, bullying cats and dogs, doing all kinds of evil.
In order to save his respect, the clerk reluctantly counted its benefits with his fingers: "Although it may be a bit too much, it is easy to feed and not picky about food. The most important thing is that our cockatiel is very clean. It is not clean. I don’t drink water, I don’t eat after a meal, I have to go to the toilet in a special place, and I like to take a bath.”
Lu Xingchen asked the clerk not to help him catch fish, and he approached the parrot.
The clerk said: "When we sell pets here, we need to consider the degree of compatibility between the pet and the owner."
If she could have sold that cheap-billed parrot, she would have sold it a long time ago. However, because of this rule, as long as the parrot shows the slightest displeasure, it cannot be sold. It is already foreseeable that it will fall into the hands of the future.
The parrot seemed to know what the clerk was thinking. He hahaha at her for a while, and then shouted: "Idiot! Idiot!"
At this moment, Lu Xingchen raised his head and met the parrot's beady eyes.
"Ga——" a broken cry stuck in his throat, and the parrot's flapping wings froze.
Lu Xingshen: "It seems that it has a good impression on me."
The clerk took a look, hey, he didn't call the customer stupid and stupid like before, isn't it a good impression.
Don't miss the opportunity, so hurry up and sell this ancestor.
"Do you want this parrot?" she asked.
"Well. Take another shelf and a cage."
It wasn't until I sat in the car and put the cage on the co-pilot and fixed it that the bird inside didn't seem to react.
Flap its wings and fly around the cage.
Lu Xingchen glanced at it, and said casually, "If you flop around again, you will be roasted."
Immediately the bird stiffened and became as quiet as a chicken.
Lu Xingshen looked at it suspiciously. Is the parrot's IQ so high?
But no matter how you look at it, it is just an ordinary parrot. Thinking about those cats and dogs on Weibo who go on hunger strike after hearing the word sterilization, I think it is nothing strange.
Halfway through the car, I don't know which one has no sense of public morality, lost a nail on the road, and the tire blew out.
Lu Xing sank with a spare tire and called someone to tow it away and repair it.
It was not far from the community where he lived, and there happened to be a comprehensive market opposite. He remembered that there was no nuts and coarse grains suitable for this bird at home, so he carried the bird cage and planned to buy some back.
When standing in the coarse grain store and thinking about how much to buy, Lu Xingshen subconsciously turned to one side, and Meng Bi's hand that wanted to pat him on the shoulder was lost.
"Hey, brother is good at it, can you buy coarse grains here?"
Lu Xingshen: "Buy rations for the parrot."
Meng Bi is Lu Xingshen's doctor in charge. He also remembered his suggestion to let him buy a pet, and said with a smile: "The parrot is good, smart and lively."
"It's your parrot—"
"What's wrong?" Lu Xingchen asked.
Meng Bi looked at the parrot again, shook his head and said, "It's nothing, I must have felt wrong. There are so many things in the past two days, and I am being tortured by the elders every day. I am almost mentally weak."
Lu Xingshen asked the shopkeeper to give him half a catty each of corn, beans, and melon seeds, and then asked, "What are you up to?"
Meng Bi yawned several times in this short period of time: "Recently, there is an event held by the association, and I will participate with the elders, so there will be more things."
Lu Xingshen thought it was a meeting similar to the Medical Exchange Association, so he didn't ask much.
"By the way, how are you doing recently?"
"Fortunately, it's still the same."
"I think you can let go of writing a book for now, really!" After being selected by this person and becoming his doctor in charge, Meng Bi specially read all the books written by Lu Xingchen in order to understand the patient. over again.
Then, in broad daylight, she clutched the quilt and shivered.
To tell the truth, he felt that writing that kind of novel every day would cause neurasthenia even for normal people, not to mention that this person himself was abnormal.
"It's not about writing a book." Lu Xingchen didn't think it had anything to do with writing a book, at least he himself didn't find it scary at all, even, he actually used writing a book as a way to vent.
Meng Bi couldn't get his way of venting, and persuaded him: "You should take a long vacation for yourself, grow flowers, play with birds, or go on a trip, so that you can relax and rest, which is better than any medicine. "
He and Lu Xingshen said they were doctors and patients, but they should be more precisely friends.Meng Bi has only been a graduate student for a year, so it is logical that he would not be able to serve as an attending physician for a patient of Lu Xingshen's level so soon, but Lu Xingshen's previous attending doctor, an old psychiatrist, carefully studied his After a series of tests, he was given a diagnosis of "Munchausen Syndrome".
Munchausen Syndrome may not be familiar to ordinary people, but it also has another name called "Phantom Syndrome". Patients with this mental illness will fantasize or describe symptoms, pretend to be sick, and even actively hurt others in order to gain sympathy .
It's hard to describe how I felt when I found out that I was diagnosed with such a diagnosis. Anyway, Lu Xingshen changed people vigorously the next day.
The old expert was already one of the most authoritative doctors in the city's psychiatry department, and Lu Xingshen didn't want to bother himself anymore, so he ordered Meng Bi who had occasionally received him a few times.
— At least you don’t have to be mad at yourself.
In this way, the two gradually became friends.
Lu Xingshen: "Recently, there is a novel that needs to be made into a movie. I will give myself a vacation when it is over."
This is a serious matter, Meng Bi can't persuade him anymore.
After saying goodbye, Lu Xingshen took the cage in one hand and the shopping in the other, and took a shortcut to go home.
When I got to the entrance of the alley, the parrot in the cage suddenly uttered a shrill cry of "ga-ga--", while screaming, it filled the cage and scurried around, causing its feathers to fly.
Lu Xingchen frowned, shook the cage lightly, and said in a low voice, "Do you want to be plucked and roasted?"
The barking and scurrying stopped immediately, and when Lu Xingshen noticed it, the parrot's peasy eyes were covered with a layer of water.
What kind of evil did he do? Could it be that he, who was famous for his first life, is going to die here today?If I had known earlier, I should not covet the happiness of staying in the pet shop and bullying small animals, and I would have left earlier.
oh oh oh.
I regret not listening to my uncle.
The white bird the size of an adult's palm covered its face with its wings, teardrops were pattering down, and it also anthropomorphically made a heartbroken expression, but it was a pity that Lu Xing sank to see it.
Carrying things into the alley, it was dusk and night at this time, and Lu Xingshen had seen those strange hallucinations more than once at this time.
He thinks his hallucinations are quite logical sometimes, for example, they usually appear at night or when there are demons. If he doesn't have any real feeling, he might really think he can see ghosts.
This time the border between dusk and night is no exception.
At the end of the alley, he saw a bloody mouth, how big is it?It was so big that it directly blocked the exit of the entire alley when it opened, and the sharp teeth, purple wet tongue and wriggling throat inside were all clearly visible.
Lu Xingshen even vaguely smelled a stench.
He frowned, and at the same time as his cleanliness attack, he was thinking about whether his condition had worsened, and after seeing hallucinations, he even had hallucinations.
But what caught his attention was not this common hallucination, which was not even ranked in the middle in terms of nausea and horror, but the person lying on the ground with his belly turned upside down, motionless.
Lu Xingshen approached cautiously, without smelling alcohol.
Getting closer, he spotted the man's chest with his eyesight—it seemed to be basically unmoving? ? ! ! !
Murders, corpses in alleys, mysterious victims, wronged first discoverers...
The instinct of a horror and suspense novelist makes a string of words flash through his mind, but the most urgent thing is to make sure that the people on the ground are all right.
He put his finger under the man's nose, and luckily, though slightly, was still alive.
He patted the person's face, but the person on the ground remained motionless. Lu Xing sank into him and found an immovable wound, so he put down his things, tried to prop him up, and waited for the ambulance at the entrance of the alley.
However, as soon as he got up a little distance, he thought that the person who had a sudden illness opened his eyes.
The eyes are still piercing.
Very bright.
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