Don't touch my fish tail [Rebirth]

The twilight is all together, the smoke is curling from the eaves, and the kitchen is the most lively place.

The teenagers were washing the pots and vegetables and were busy making dinner.Now the Jiang family doesn't even have a servant, and the disciples do the cooking, laundry and sweeping the yard by themselves.Due to heavy debts and no inventory in the mansion, the teenagers put everything they could eat into the pot.

Two quarters of an hour later, the teenagers yelled and brought the food to the table. White steamed buns, stewed potatoes, fried vegetables, radish soup, etc. were all vegetarian. There were also the last two jars of wine left in the wine cellar, which filled a huge long table.Although it does not look good, it is considered rich.

The hall was brightly lit, Jiang Qinghun was pushed to the first seat by the teenagers, while Ye Linchuan sat silently at the side.The teenagers knocked on their bowls and asked all kinds of questions, "Everyone said you were dead, how did you come back to life? That lunatic from the Hua family stabbed you so many times, why are you alright?" ? Why are your eyeballs red? You weren't like this before!"

"There are too many people who want to resurrect me, and I don't know which god-man did it. When I find him, I must come to thank him. Since I am a resurrected person, I won't die again. Knives are useless. As for the eyes, the red ones look fierce, don't they suit me?"

Jiang Qinghun was talking nonsense, Ye Linchuan looked at him without blinking, the curvature of his lips when he smirked, and his gag tone were all the same as before.

At that time, Jiang Xianyu was leaning outside the door alone, looking up at the waning full moon in a daze.How could that counterfeit who came from nowhere be so realistic, he even suspected that he was a fake.

Two figures came hurriedly from the night across the courtyard.Jiang Xianyu took a closer look and found that it was his second uncle Jiang Kunsheng and his personal servant.Jiang Kunsheng still had a mustache and was wrapped in a sapphire blue robe. His figure was not as round as before.

At the moment of eye contact, Jiang Xianyu suddenly had an impulse to rush forward and strangle him to death.It's this wretch who spends his days swollen to pretend to be fat, and dares to delete his own family!

At this moment, in Jiang Kunsheng's eyes, Jiang Xianyu was just a stranger, he just glanced at him, then took off his clothes and stepped into the lobby.The teenagers suddenly fell silent, only Jiang Xuan called out to him, but this sound was particularly abrupt.

"You, what are you..." Jiang Kunsheng was shocked when his eyes met the person in the hall.Why didn't he die, why did he come back?That face was all too familiar and terrifying.

Jiang Qinghun got down from his seat, and said with an evil smile: "I heard that my second uncle expelled me, and publicly said that I was a disgrace to the Jiang family, is there such a thing?"

Jiang Kunsheng bowed his head and did not respond, but the other party suddenly grabbed his throat and lifted him up, a sense of suffocation came to his head.

"Don't! Don't do this!" The teenagers shouted one after another.

"Smelly salty fish, let go of my father!" Jiang Xuan rushed forward to stop him, but Jiang Qinghun backhanded him away.

Seeing this, Fang You tugged at Ye Linchuan's sleeve, "My lord, please take care of me!"

But Ye Linchuan sat calmly, and had no intention of intervening in the slightest.

"Let me ask you, who is the head of the Jiang family?"

Jiang Kunsheng's face was flushed from holding back, and the opponent's hand was as strong as an eagle's claw. He couldn't break free at all, so he could only say in a hoarse voice: "You...it's you..."

"It's good to know, if you dare to do something wrong in the future, I'll screw your head off!" After Jiang Qinghun said, he threw Jiang Kunsheng to the ground, and Jiang Xuan rushed to see if his father was okay.

"Go ahead, I won't eat." Jiang Qinghun said as he walked out of the hall, before going out he casually picked up the broken army gun standing by the door.And Ye Linchuan glanced at the plate of food he ate just now, and didn't even take a sip of the wine.

Just after leaving the door, Jiang Qinghun ran into Jiang Xianyu again, and said with a smile: "What's the matter, my little koi, is it lonely to watch the moon outside alone, do you want me to accompany you?"

"Who the hell are you? Why do you use my body and still have the same memory as me? Even sometimes, you even have the same thoughts as me?"

Jiang Qinghun stepped forward and gradually approached Jiang Xianyu's face, and said with a treacherous smile, "Because I am you."

"What do you mean?"

"Let's go, let's talk about it in another place."

The moonlight shines on the quiet lotus pond, and the lotus leaves are swaying in the breeze.The two came to the bank of the pool, where the lights were dim, away from the hustle and bustle of the attic.

"There's no one here, you can talk." Jiang Xianyu turned to look at Jiang Qinghun, who then threw the broken army gun over, "Can you still use this? Play around and see."

Jiang Xianyu took it casually, and lowered his head to look at the heavy broken army gun. A red gold dragon was entrenched on the blade of the gun, shining brightly.The full name of this object is the Chijiao Pojun Spear, which is a very spiritual weapon and was originally the treasure of the Yan family's town house.

"I'll try." He said luckily and swung the Broken Army Spear, and the number of formations appeared in front of his eyes.

Jiang's formation method is his unique skill, and Jiang Xianyu also created the Soldiers Soul Formation based on his own formation method.He will use aura to send his killing soul into the weapon to achieve the state of the unity of man and gun.Because he often separates the killing soul from the body, he also gave his own killing soul a name. Before setting up the formation, he would softly call out the killing soul's name to give orders.

"Light soul obeys orders!"

"I'm here."

His arm froze suddenly, and the broken army gun fell to the ground with a clatter.Jiang Xianyu looked at the person in front of him tremblingly and said, "You are a light soul? You are a light soul!"

"Otherwise, who else but me?"

Jiang Xianyu suddenly realized that killing souls, as a part of him, would of course have the same aura, the same memory, and even the same personality as him.

"But you, how did you exist independently of me?"

"I don't know about this either. Since you died in Beiyuan, I have been trapped in the broken army gun. Until not long ago, I sensed that you woke up, so I woke up with you."

"I woke up in the Shark Palace in the deep sea. It turns out that after the battle, the Sharks took away the corpses of you and many soldiers. They soaked the corpses in special medicinal oil to keep them from rotting, and then The corpses were frozen in icicles for their descendants to observe and learn from. But they never expected that one of the corpses would come back to life two years later."

Jiang Qinghun paused at this point, Jiang Xianyu hurriedly asked him what to do next.

"I killed all the mermaids I was observing at that time, and then I came out of the deep sea to look for you, only to find that you turned into a mermaid. This is really fun."

"Becoming a mermaid, I also feel that someone is playing with me." Just as Jiang Xianyu was talking, Jiang Qinghun pushed him coldly, and he fell into the pool with a crooked body.

With a splash, Jiang Xianyu quickly emerged from the water, "What are you doing!"

"I just want to see your fish tail." Jiang Qinghun sat down on the shore with his legs hanging on the water, and then stretched out his hand to pull Jiang Xianyu to him.

Jiang Xianyu struggled angrily: "What's so interesting, I hunted so many sharks before, and there are fish tails of various colors, haven't I seen enough!"

Regardless of Jiang Xianyu's struggle, Jiang Qinghun picked him up and put him on her lap, "To be honest, I dislike your shark body very much. I didn't even want to see you at one point. If it wasn't for the lunatics who came here to make trouble, I would I don’t want to show up in front of you.” As he spoke, he put his hand on the shark’s tail and touched it, Jiang Xianyu slapped him hard and said: “Don’t touch it! You despise you and touch it!”

But when the slap was slapped, Jiang Qinghun didn't respond at all, but Jiang Xianyu rubbed his hands in pain.He couldn't help wondering: "This body doesn't feel pain, right? I see that the flower lunatic stabbed you so many times in a row, and you didn't react at all."

Jiang Qinghun flicked Jiang Xianyu's forehead, "Are you stupid, don't you remember how you died in the first place? You were beheaded by the shark clan in that battle, and your heart was dug out after you died. The remnant body, you still expect it to feel pain?"

Jiang Xianyu touched the other party's chest in astonishment, and then touched the collar on his neck, "So, your chest is empty, and your head was sewn on by a mermaid, so how on earth are you in this pair of clothes?" Resurrected in the body?"

"For me, controlling this body is as easy as controlling a weapon. The shark clan's fault is that they shouldn't put the broken army gun with this corpse. The spiritual breath left in the body just resonates with me , let me manipulate more handily."

"So that's the case...then can you open our treasure house?"

Jiang Qinghun shook his head, "You and I set up the soldier soul array outside the treasure house together. The four weapons used at that time were used as the eyes of the array. They cooperated with each other to suppress Wan Ren. Only with this broken army gun and the newly found Lowering the shark flag is not enough to suppress, you must collect all four pieces."

"But I don't know when the Zhuxin Sword will be repaired, and there is also the Hunting Sky Bow, which has not been seen until now. Now our family is so poor that we can't get rid of it. The key is that the rainy season is coming soon, and our family will not recruit Liexia. Master, the whole Yueshui is over."

Jiang Qinghun said disdainfully: "It's over, it's over, what does it have to do with us, why do we desperately protect people like Yue Shui? They flattered and flattered people in life, but they cursed at them after death. If God wants to accept them, wouldn't it be Wonderful?"

Jiang Xianyu actually felt that what he said was very reasonable, but in all fairness, Jiang's mission has been to protect Yueshui from generation to generation, and he absolutely cannot give up the tens of millions of people in Yueshui.They must open the Jiangtian Treasure House before the rainy season, or think of other solutions.

A gust of wind blows, and the dewdrops on the lotus leaves shake off one after another.Ye Linchuan found the lotus leaf pond, but saw Jiang Xianyu sitting on Jiang Qinghun's lap, and his lower body had turned into a fish tail.

"Your fish tail feels pretty good to the touch." Jiang Qinghun stroked the fish tail along and backwards, having a great time.

Jiang Xianyu slapped him again, and said angrily: "I told you not to touch it! This shark tail spirit flash is very strong, it will turn you into ashes, believe it or not?"

"My body is not afraid of spirit flashing, you do it, come and go, just dodge. However, your leg has turned into a fishtail, is there any other ones underneath?"

"Of course there is!"

"Where is it, let me see."

"Here." Jiang Xianyu put his hand under his lower abdomen, and Jiang Qinghun touched it curiously, and could indeed feel the fish scales protruding, "It's really there, it's such a small ball."

"You make it sound like you're big!" Jiang Xianyu grabbed Jiang Qinghun's body as he spoke, "I really don't understand what you're showing off here, this body is mine, and it needs to be big I am big!"

"Joke, make it sound like this body isn't mine."

Jiang Xianyu thought for a while, raised his eyebrows and said: "Look at you, you have no heartbeat, no breathing, like a walking corpse, can you still eat roast chicken?"

Jiang Qinghun shook his head, and Jiang Xianyu asked again: "Then can I still drink alcohol? What will happen if I drink alcohol?"

"When you drink alcohol, it will flow from the hole in your body."

"Which hole will it come out of? Let me take a look." Jiang Xianyu smirked, and took off Jiang Qinghun's robe, only to see scars of various shapes on his body.Jiang Xianyu poked it with his finger, and it easily penetrated into the wound. He came closer and sniffed curiously, "What did the sharks rub on your body? Your flesh is not very stiff, and it still has a scent."

"It is said that it is a kind of sesame oil extracted from the belly of a whale. If it is rubbed on the corpse, it can keep the corpse in good condition for a long time."

The two of them didn't notice at all, Ye Linchuan stood aside.From Ye Linchuan's point of view, Jiang Xianyu seemed to be kissing Jiang Qinghun's chest, he was stunned to see his ears burning red, he hesitated to speak a few times, and finally turned around silently and left.

At this time, several teenagers passed by the promenade and saw the two on the bank of the pool, so they hid behind the railing and peeked.Jiang Xuan asked Fang You in bewilderment: "Tell me, what is the origin of that mermaid? It's fine for Ye Wuyou to hug him all the time, but why even stinky salted fish hugs him?"

"When I first met him, didn't he say that he was Jiang Xianyu's friend? It seems to be true. But isn't Jiang Xianyu sure to kill a shark? How could he be so close to a shark?"

The teenagers were puzzled, helpless and couldn't hear what the two were talking about.

Jiang Qinghun put the Jiangxian fish into the water, leaned over and teased the koi in the pond.Jiang Xianyu looked at the colorful little koi around him, and wanted to catch some of them and eat them.He hurriedly patted his head to wake himself up, koi is the most beautiful and auspicious thing in the world, how can one eat koi?

"You say you, come back today and make such a fuss, everyone in the world will know that I, Jiang Xianyu, has been resurrected. Maybe they will gather soon, and Shangjiang Tianbao will force us to open the treasure house."

"What are you afraid of, one will kill one, and two will kill one pair."

Jiang Xianyu shook his head and sighed, he deserved to be his murderer, he really wanted to kill, no wonder he met the Lu family and the Hua family before, and he mercilessly wiped them all out.

"Can you stop killing casually in the future? If you kill someone, it will all be blamed on me."

"It depends on my mood. If I get angry, my relatives will deny me."

"Be obedient—you'll kill me if you mess around like this again." Jiang Xianyu grabbed Jiang Qinghun's clothes, but he said contemptuously: "I've left you a long time ago, you can't control me anymore."

Jiang Xianyu originally thought that Jiang Qinghun could help him like before, and the two would be invincible in killing the enemy together.But what happened next quickly proved that Jiang Qinghun was not only out of control, but also a disaster lord!