I am determined to become a beautiful wife for the sake of food

Calm down, this is a small scene, hold on, we can win, don't panic!

Sister Li’s pictures for us before were all saying that after the two of us become popular, we will become the number one anchor in the living area of ​​Station D. The popularity of any live broadcast will be over one million, and the real-time number of people will exceed 10.

Now there are only more than 1000 people in the live broadcast room, no, that’s all, Jiang Nan, calm down, calm down...

[Knowledge: Why is the anchor stunned?Quickly save the pot!Such a good pot was polluted by eggs/laugh and cry/laugh and cry/laugh and cry]

[Hehehe: Please stop standing there, wash the pot and save yourself. . . . . 】

[It's cold ah ah ah: Why is a good anchor so stupid? 】

[Strawberry Sweetheart: The anchor looks so handsome, but it's a pity that his brain is not very good. Sure enough, God is fair to everyone! ! ! ! ! 】

[You are Feng'er, I am stupid: I like the idiot anchor, I have paid attention to it]

I came back to my senses and decided to clean up the mess of yellow and mushy things in the pot first, pretending that nothing happened.

I walked over and quietly adjusted the camera so that it shoots upwards to the ceiling. I stopped broadcasting the scene of the accident and prevented it from continuing to sprinkle salt on the wounds of my young heart.

While I was cleaning the pot, I was also playing the positive energy quotes on the Internet:

"Don't be afraid of any difficulties we encounter! Face it with a smile!"

"The best way to get rid of fear is to face it, come on!"

"Awesome!"

[Is it a little fairy:? ? ? ?what happened!What about the little brother who cooks?What about the big handsome guy who was here just now?Why did the lens turn blank when I went to pick up the water? 】

[Delicious hotpot: Don't ask, the host can do magic if you ask. 】

[Papaya Papaya: Don't ask, asking is acting like a living person. 】

[Water in the West Lake: Don't ask, it's the emperor's new live broadcast room.The host has already started eating, can't you see? 】

[One, two, three wooden men: This is obviously magic!It's magic!Oh forgot, Muggles are invisible]

【嗤猫猫: You guys are going to laugh at me to death!The anchor is frying the kitchen, frying and frying, and people are gone. Is this the cooking skill of a new anchor?There is something, art kitchen, as expected of you! 】

I washed the pot and wiped it clean, and it was as bright as a light bulb, as if I hadn't touched it just now.

I patted my face which started to heat automatically like a warm baby, I went to the camera and turned the camera back:

"Surprise!" I smiled awkwardly, "Haha, welcome all viewers and friends back to my live broadcast room."

"Just now I demonstrated to you that the legendary supermarket's top non-stick scrambled eggs will still stick to the pan without oil! This is a useless cold knowledge, friends who are cooking for the first time in front of the screen remember Are you staying?"

[Hehehe: The anchor is a fool? 】

[Little Deer: I have endured you upstairs for a long time, why do you keep complaining about the anchor, although the anchor is really stupid and naive, why did you say it!Protect our Hanhan host! 】

[Lululu: Speechless, handsome guys want to scold? 】

[Magic Scorpion: Come on, anchor~ You must work hard to eat tomato scrambled eggs today! 】

[Magic Scorpion will send lucky star x 1]

[Magic Scorpion will send lucky star x 1]

[Magic Scorpion will send lucky star x 1]

"Thank you for the lucky star, I will work hard!" Seeing that there are still people who are willing to give me gifts, although I know this is just a free prop, but I am still full of emotion, I am impassioned, dancing, Fang Qiu scolded and said:

"Where you fell, you have to get up and continue wrestling! I will never give up easily!"

I picked up my mobile phone and said swearingly: "The first step of cooking for a newcomer is to search for recipes online."

Finally... I decided to take a look at the tutorial and learn how others did it.

[Delicious hot pot: ... so the anchor can't cook, and he hasn't even read the tutorial? 】

[Little Deer: The audience in the live broadcast room were fooled, fooled, fooled, fooled, fooled! ! 】

[It's the little fairy: We were cheated, cheated, cheated, cheated, cheated! ! ! 】

[Jiang Zi: Run, run, run, run, run, run! ! ! 】

[One Two Three Wooden Man: Too late, too late, too late, too late! ! ! 】

[MAY Xuebai: The door was locked by me, locked by me, locked by me, locked by me, locked by me]

"Oh~ So I need to add a little salt to the egg and stir well." I started to operate while watching the tutorial.

How much is a little salt?a spoon?two scoops?

Cooking is really difficult. I started thinking about life from this first step, scratching my head.

It doesn't matter, I will let it go according to the fate, just think that if I put more or less, it is fate.

I only added a little bit of salt at first, but then I felt it was too little, and I wanted to add a little more, just a little bit, but suddenly I shook half a spoonful of salt into it...

not good!I was trying my best to save these two eggs, but in the end I could only watch the white salt grains melt into the yellow egg liquid, leaving only a trace of emptiness and regret in my heart.

[Lululu: ... Did the anchor put too much salt? 】

[Knowledge: It’s over, the first step is overturned]

[I'm the king of the mountain: let's go... the anchor has already played gg]

[Hello beauty: Is the anchor trying to laugh at me to inherit my Alipay chicken farm? 】

I cheer up and comfort the audience in the live broadcast room:

"Don't be afraid, the problem is not big, we can continue to the next step."

Although I didn’t believe what I said, but——it’s the exciting part of cooking again. This time, I remember to add oil before cooking!Good progress!Really gratifying to congratulate, gratifying to congratulate!

I also put a little extra oil in the pan just in case.

After pouring the oil, I started Baidu:

"How can the oil be considered cooked?"

Then continue to Baidu:

"How to scramble eggs, how long do they need to be cooked before they come out of the pan?"

"What seasoning should I put besides salt? How much?"

"Why can't the scrambled eggs with tomato be juiced?"

"How to make a perfect tomato scrambled eggs?"

……

Well, the final result can be imagined. The result of my first cooking was so unsightly that the pig would vomit after eating it.

The barrage in the live broadcast room was very lively at this time, and they kept shouting for me to try it.

My face was ashen, my lips trembled, and I picked up a piece of egg that looked barely okay and put it in my mouth.

I closed my eyes and tasted carefully————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————

The barrage is still asking me how I feel, I, I can’t tell, if I take the initiative to admit that I can’t cook well and taste bad, wouldn’t it be embarrassing for me as a chef? How can I still be in the food area in the future? How about eating?

At this moment, in the blink of an eye, I made a quick decision: broadcast at the speed of light!

I tried my best to maintain the smile on the corner of my mouth, and said with a smile:

"Today's live broadcast is over here. Friends who are interested in my live broadcast, remember to click on the upper left corner to pay attention. I will notify you soon after the live broadcast. Thank you for your support. See you next time~"

[Hehehe: The host is shamed and downcast? ? 】

[Lululu: That's it? ? ?That's it? ? 】

[Magic Scorpion: hhhhh looks very salty, the anchor will meet next time~]

[It's cold: host, don't leave, why don't you finish the tomato scrambled eggs you made!I want to report you for wasting food! 】

Just after I finished speaking, I didn't even want to watch the full-screen barrage, so I quickly exited the live broadcast room, and then nestled on the sofa in the living room by myself, buried my head in the pillow, and escaped from reality like an ostrich.

It seems that the word shame is not enough to describe my embarrassing experience today. I dare not turn on my phone to read the news feedback that Sister Li gave me.

Why don't you let my life start all over again, regret it, regret it...

In less than 10 minutes, say Cao Cao, and Cao Cao will arrive.Not long after I finished the live broadcast, Sister Li called me:

"Hey?"

Although I really wanted to escape, I still got through the phone and said weakly, "Hello, Miss Li, what can I do for you?"

"It's okay, just my colleagues in the data team told me that your first live broadcast data is pretty good. It seems that you have rushed into the top 100 in the living area during the peak period just now. It's ok, Comrade Xiao Jiang, keep it secret! To be able to do this in a live broadcast is already very impressive, and it is worthy of encouragement, keep going.”

Sister Li's tone of praise, which is obviously a real deal, made my forehead break out in cold sweat. I slapped a haha ​​and said with a smirk:

"Haha... It's all because of you, Sister Li, who cultivated well. I didn't do anything during the live broadcast."

"Yo, you even praised me, hehe, that means you have talent in this line of work, I'll go and watch the screen recording of your live broadcast just now during my lunch break, by the way, remember to upload the screen recording .”

It's over, the problem is big, I need to panic.Then I said hastily:

"Sister, my live broadcast is very boring, there is no need to waste your precious time..."

She interrupted me and said: "As your agent, I need to know about your live broadcast every time. There is no waste. Let's not talk about it. I still have work to do. Your weekly work records Remember to send it to my email." After she finished speaking, she hung up the phone, leaving me sitting on the sofa alone, with only three words in my heart: "I'm done".

Wait, I suddenly remembered that she said that the data group also recorded my live broadcast data at the same time... Could they also see my live broadcast?If Sister Li watched it, would everyone in the company see my embarrassing scene online?

I panicked, completely panicked, but it's useless for me to panic now, the live broadcast is live, and the screen recording is also posted.

Ah, I really want to be a cactus on the balcony, able to survive only by photosynthesis, without thinking about life with my brain...

Before I could recover from the embarrassment that my shame play might have been seen by my colleagues in the company, my phone rang again.

With trembling hands, I picked up the phone and looked, afraid to see that it was Sister Li who came back and asked me what the hell I was broadcasting live.

I squinted my eyes slightly and mustered up the courage to look at the screen: "Song Ziping" seemed to be the warmest blessing reaching my heart.

I breathed a sigh of relief and got on the phone:

"Hey, why are you calling me?"

"I finished my work ahead of schedule. I have nothing to do in the afternoon. I'm about to drive back now. What do you want to eat this afternoon? I'll go to the vegetable market to buy food later." It feels warm and caring... Could it be that he is my 999 cold spirit?

Bah, bah, what am I thinking.

I snapped my fingers and said:

"Hmm... I want to eat beef brisket stewed with potatoes, stir-fried pork ribs, braised pork knuckles, stewed pig's trotters..."

He on the other end of the phone quickly interrupted me: "I want to eat so much? Eating too much at night is not good for your health."

I swear in my heart, so why do you ask me.I said sullenly:

"Then you look at it and buy it, I don't choose."

"Okay, by the way, I watched your live broadcast just now..."

When I heard the word live broadcast, I immediately became angry: "Don't say it!"

I heard it, I heard everything, I heard your laughter two kilometers away!

Song Ziping!Don't laugh!

The person on the other end of the phone couldn't hold back his laughter, but I was very serious when I was angry.I only heard him say:

"It's okay, take your time. Everything is difficult at the beginning, but practice makes perfect. The next time you broadcast live, I will secretly guide you next to you, so that you don't have to read the tutorial while cooking, and the eggs and tomatoes will not be mushy."

Me: "...you have watched the whole thing."

He said with some embarrassment: "Well, I gave you a reward, but at that time you were cooking... and didn't see it."

After hearing what he said, my head hurts a bit, and I still watch the live broadcast at work. Be careful, Comrade Xiao Song, I will report it to your boss.

I said why there were dozens of gold coins in my account out of thin air, and it turned out that he sent them.

"Why are you giving me a reward? A waste of money."

"Ah? Didn't you say that tipping can increase the popularity of the live broadcast room?"

I whispered: "The platform takes half of the money, and the middleman is going to make crazy money for the difference. You might as well buy me a big pig's trotter as a reward. My cooking hands hurt just now."

"Okay, I'll buy you a big pig's trotter and mend it well. I've worked hard on the live broadcast today."

I snorted a few times and said, "It's not too bad. Come back early and be careful on the road."

"Okay, wait for me to come back, bye."

After he finished speaking, I hung up the phone, feeling quite sad in my heart that I had paid too much for this family.

Cooking is really too difficult. Now I can't wait to finish the part-time job story sooner, and fall in love with Song Ziping sooner, so that we will be inseparably entangled as soon as possible.I wash the dishes when he cooks, and I peel the garlic when he cooks. It’s better for two people to show their love and chat with the audience live, than to be alone in the kitchen, following the air and fighting wits with a lot of bottles and jars...

Alas, I moaned for the 108th time today.

Life is not easy, the straight man sighed.

Thinking of the hard life of such a person live broadcasting alone for four full weeks, even if I only live broadcast twice a week, I still have to live broadcast eight times, my eyes darkened and I almost fainted.

It didn't take long for me to feel sad, Song Ziping opened the door and came in. He carried a lot of things, and I went to help him put the things with my slippers.

He looked at me with an unstoppable smile in his eyes: "Nannan, I'm back."

Here it comes, it's time for Song Ziping's weird words.I stared at him strangely, and said viciously:

"Tell me honestly, isn't my live broadcast today very frustrating!"

He shook his head and said, "No, very handsome."

"That's not what I mean. I'm handsome and I know it. I mean when I cook."

He didn't expect that as soon as he entered the door, I would block him at the door like a prisoner and interrogate him again and again. He faltered and replied:

"While cooking... so cute!"

"Cute?" My heart skipped a beat. As we all know, when you can't find an adjective, your first reaction is to praise someone cute.

I am a big man with a height of 181.5 centimeters. He can say that I am cute if I blow up a kitchen?

It's over, brothers, this is cold, I can't imagine how bad my live broadcast is... He saw my despair and collapse, and repeated it very seriously and sincerely:

"really cute!"

I gestured to him and slapped him across the face, "Stop, don't talk anymore, I'm hungry, you should cook first."

Brother Song, please do me a favor, stop talking, and save me some face and insignificant dignity.

[Question, how can I quickly and effectively improve my cooking skills in a short period of time? 】

【"When you meet Xindong? Chef, you should marry."】