I am determined to become a beautiful wife for the sake of food

It can be said that Tan Wei and Song Ziping grew up wearing a pair of trousers. Their parents are very good friends, and they are also close buddies who have played together since they wore open crotch trousers.

So Tan Wei, who knows Song Ziping from the ground up, even knew whether he wet the bed when he was a child, when he heard the news that Song Ziping seemed to fall in love with a man at first sight, his first reaction was to immediately call Song Ziping and ask What kind of game is he playing? The punishment is so heavy!

Are you kidding me?

If it's not a joke, this is not a game punishment... Could it be that the "holy monk" who is not interested in the relationship between men and women has finally enlightened?

As a result, when he made this phone call, the two of them had a good chat, but when Tan Wei mentioned that matter, Song Ziping became very awkward, like a little stammer, saying that he didn't expect to be attracted to someone all of a sudden , or a man... Is that feeling tempting?He doesn't understand now.

Listening to Song Ziping's self-reflection and self-criticism, Tan Wei couldn't help but almost burst out laughing several times.

"I think you've been bewitched." Tan Wei joked.

"Is that man so good-looking... prettier than me?" It's not that Tan Wei is narcissistic, but that he is born with superior looks, and there are so many people who want to climb into his bed that he can form two or three football teams and bring them together. The substitute kind.

I didn't expect my hair to be particularly weak, and I didn't give him any face at all and said directly: "He is not as flamboyant as you, his appearance... Anyway, I like his appearance more, why do you ask this?"

Tan Wei rubbed his nose, thinking that my stupid/pussy friend really seems to have been bewitched, and then he asked very casually: "Then how are you going to pursue him now?"

Unexpectedly, this sentence stunned Song Ziping, he hesitated for a long time, unable to even say a complete sentence or a good idea.

In the end he gave up, Song Ziping said with a little frustration: "I... this is the first time I like someone, and I don't know how to pursue him, and besides, people don't necessarily like men." After finishing speaking He sighed deeply again, feeling that he still had to go on the road to pursue his favorite player.

Tan Wei was amused by his suddenly turning into a tough boy, and he said casually: "Hey, Lao Song, why are you so innocent? Strangers fell in love at first sight, what good advice can I give you, or let you go and engage in live broadcasts of rotten people pretending to be lovers?"

Tan Wei swears, the conscience of heaven and earth, he really just said a joke this time, but he didn't expect Song Ziping to take it seriously.

"Can it still be like this?" Song Ziping was a little surprised when he heard that, he seemed to be thinking about the possibility of success in this matter.

"Fuck, don't you really believe it? I'm joking with you, hahahahahahahahahaha, are you really going to laugh me to death?"

"……Bye."

Tan Wei originally thought that this matter would be over at this point, but he didn't expect that a few days later, the friend who runs an Internet celebrity marketing company suddenly came to him and asked him if Song Ziping had something wrong with his mind recently, and he came to him very seriously Discuss the possibility of creating a fake gay couple online celebrity.

What's even more outrageous is that the couple, Internet celebrity Song Ziping, imagined himself and a newcomer recently signed by the company.

After listening to his friend's long series of complaints, Tan Wei was speechless. After being bored for a long time, he only replied: "Maybe Lao Song is greedy."

"By the way, is the newcomer handsome?"

The friend snorted and said, "If it wasn't for his face, I definitely wouldn't sign him."

Tan Wei was silent.

In his mind, he kept thinking about what happened to Song Ziping. Why did such an aspiring young man with thick eyebrows, big eyes, clear and handsome, suddenly have a problem with his thinking?

He really wanted to see what that legendary handsome and cute man looked like, so captivating that Song Ziping almost forgot who he was.

Later, the development of Song Ziping and Jiang Nan developed according to the plot he had drawn up. When Song Ziping first lived with Jiang Nan, he asked Tan Wei for help every day. How could he win the favor of his crush without being annoying.

Tan Hui always took the trouble to guide Song Ziping, a first-time love brother, but the feedback he received in the end was always unsatisfactory. Song Ziping complained to him with his mouth curled up, saying that his flirting skills were all useless. It also made Jiang Nan feel that he was a strange man.

Tan Wei rolled his eyes, and scolded unceremoniously: "Why don't you think about whether it's your problem. I use those methods, and they're sure. Is it because you are too unattractive that people don't want to look at you?"

Unexpectedly, these words hit Song Ziping hard: "Ah...then, will he hate me?"

Hearing Song Ziping's gradually sluggish tone, Tan Wei rolled his eyes to the sky, and he said: "Next week, I will open a barbecue shop. Do you want to bring yours to play?"

Song Ziping said: "How long, next weekend? I'll ask his opinion later..."

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Tan Wei and said: "I think you are really bewitched, Lao Song, can you do it? Forget it, let's not talk about it, and then I will tell you about my night life today I'm going to be so angry with you."

Although Tan Wei had seen Jiang Nan's photos a long time ago, he could never have imagined that just such a man could make his little boy tie his whole heart to him.He murmured in a low voice: "Isn't he handsome enough to break through human common sense..." He still doesn't understand why Song Ziping fell in love with Jiang Nan at first sight.

But when the day comes when I actually see Jiang Nan himself, even Tan Wei, who has seen too many handsome men and beautiful women, can't help but sigh when he sees Jiang Nan with a smirk on his face. Some people really look much better in real life than in photos.

After a day of observation, Tan Hui found that although Song Ziping and Jiang Nan were just ordinary colleagues on the surface, the window paper between them almost became transparent under the hot eyes of Tan Hui, an old gay. Understand.Both of them were in the closet and didn't know the closet, which made him, an outsider, extremely anxious.

But Tan Wei never thought that he, an outsider, would be able to help them pierce the window paper the next day.

The next morning, Tan Wei, who was lying on the bed, looked at Jiang Nan's kid staring at him angrily, and then heard Jiang Nan announce loudly: "Song Ziping is my boyfriend, you are not allowed to harass him!" Then Jiang Nan hung up. After the video was cut off, Tan Wei couldn't stop laughing on the bed.

Although Jiang Nan seems to have misunderstood the relationship between him and Song Ziping, Tan Wei said that it doesn't matter, he only cares about how long he can eat the wedding candy from his little friend Jiang Nan.

That night Song Ziping sent him a message to explain Jiang Nan's strange behavior, and then apologized to him, saying that he would be invited to dinner later.

Tan Hui replied: "You don't need to invite dinner, I'm afraid your kids will be jealous again."

Song Ziping: "/blush/blush, I will explain it to him later."

Tan Wei: "I can see that you are very happy recently."

Song Ziping: "Well, every day with Nan Nan is very happy."

Tan Wei: "Oh, stop showing off in front of me, a widowed old man, I can't stand it."

Song Ziping: "Don't be too rambunctious, find someone to settle down early, your circle is too chaotic, it's not good."

Tan Wei: "You're starting to educate me again, aren't you? Well, I want to find someone to settle down with. The key is that I'm not as lucky as you. You can always meet a handsome guy when you talk about a job~"

Tan Wei: "By the way, your original off-road car, where did you get the car you drove over yesterday, it's ugly, ugly and old, do you want my brother to replace it for you?"

Song Ziping: "The second-hand car I bought from someone, it's not easy to drive my original car now, it must fit my personality."

Tan Wei: "Hey, you've already set up a trick, so you're going to hide it from him forever? You're already ready to pursue someone, and you still want to trick someone into falling in love with you. Song Shaoniu, everyone likes to be with someone. Bragging about how rich you are, it’s good that you have given yourself the character of an ordinary clerk."

Song Ziping did not reply to this message for a long time. After several hours, Song Ziping said:

"I know, I'll make it clear to him later."

Tan Wei felt a headache when he saw this. What Song Ziping said meant that he hadn't thought about confessing to Jiang Nan for a long time.

Tan Wei rubbed his temples, thinking that he no longer wanted to be that dog-headed military adviser to give advice to others.

But this military fate still cannot be escaped.

Well, no, Song Ziping came to him for help after more than a month.

Song Ziping sent him a message: "Jiang Nan said he hates being deceived... Ah Hui, how should I confess?"

"I'm so afraid that he will hate me after I confess, but if I don't confess, I feel that I will reveal my truth sooner or later..."

Looking at the news on the screen, Tan Wei closed his eyes, opened them again, and finally typed a sentence without sympathy to reply him:

"Hahaha, you deserve it."

Young Master Song, please pray for yourself, I really can't help this time, Tan Wei turned off the phone after replying to the message.

As long as his phone is turned off quickly enough, these messages will not catch up with him.

He doesn't have the time to help people find their wives anymore, and now Tan Wei, who is 26 years old, is going to pursue his own happiness.