I am determined to become a beautiful wife for the sake of food

"Hello everyone, welcome to my live broadcast room, I am a new anchor Nan Jiang~"

"Before you have been asking how long it takes for the real estate manager to cook a meal live, hehe, since you all asked the question sincerely, today I will solemnly invite my real estate manager, Mr. Song, to live broadcast and cook a meal, and I will be his Narrator." I held up the camera and said with a smile to the camera, and then asked Song Ziping to say hello to the camera.

[Eat ten catties of carrots raw: Wow, today is live broadcast making dog food again? 】

【Hehehe: Finally, I don’t have to look at Bobby’s Fried Kitchen anymore】

[September [-]th, [-]th, [-]th: Nan Nanzai's mother is here! 】

[Summer's dream is long and far away: a perfect match!What are you doing live today! 】

"Some viewers are asking what is the live broadcast doing today?" I turned my head and said to Song Ziping, who was squatting on the ground at 66, ready to peel the onions.

While peeling, he said to me: "Today, I will make beef stew with potatoes, and then stir-fry some green vegetables."

Like a repeater, I repeated his words without emotion: "Today he is going to make beef stew with potatoes and stir-fried vegetables."

Song Ziping was amused by me, he raised his head and looked at me with a smile and said, "Is my family's repeater perfect?"

I fixed the camera in a corner of the kitchen, and when I heard him say that I was a repeater, I suddenly remembered a joke, and I told him with great interest:

"When you said this, I thought of a joke. When a man went to interview for a job, the interviewer asked him to use an animal to describe himself. The man chose a parrot. The interviewer asked curiously: 'Oh? Why is this?', and the man immediately answered, 'Oh? Why is this?'" After I finished speaking, I couldn't stop laughing, this joke was much more funny than that mushroom joke.

[Little Deer:? ? ? ? 】

[Awesome brother: I was originally just a puddle of water, but after hearing this joke, I turned into a piece of ice]

【Magic Scorpion: Pfft...hahahahahahahahahaha】

[The No.1 pronoun is me: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha】

Song Ziping's hand peeling the onion trembled after I finished telling the joke vividly, and then he followed me with a smile and said, "Then Nan Nan, are you also a parrot?"

I slightly raised my head and denied: "I am not, if I have to use an animal to describe me, I will choose peacock!"

"Because you can turn on the screen?"

"Because it's beautiful, the big tail feathers, what a beautiful color, and how majestic!" I said while pretending that I was opening the screen, and raised my hands to draw a circle from the top.

Song Ziping couldn't stop laughing, he stood up and handed me the peeled onion, he said: "Then please, the majestic and beautiful peacock anchor help me wash the onion and peel some garlic. "

I obediently took the onion and washed it in the sink, then peeled the garlic while watching what the live broadcast on the phone was saying.

[When is the wind, flowers and autumn moon: Generally speaking, peacocks open their tails during the breeding season to attract mates, so—cough cough cough]

[What color am I: yooooooooooo, look at me, have I turned yellow? ! ! ! 】

[Rat on the Ceiling: Driving in public? ? ? ?Showing love aboveboard? ? ?I am Buddha, I am Buddha, I am Buddha]

I saw a bunch of yellow bullet screens brushing past, and the blush on my face had crept up. I insisted: "Even if I open the screen, you can't see it. I only show it to the housekeeper!"

Song Ziping, who was about to cut the beef, looked at me in a daze, and said, "Ah? What's wrong with Nan Nan?"

I quickly waved my hand and said, "It's okay, I'm interacting with the barrage, you continue to cut the beef!"

"Oh... well, by the way, Nannan, didn't you say that you want to be my commentator?"

I nodded and said, "Okay, then stop talking now, let me explain!"

"Okay, audience friends, what you see now is the first step of the earthy beef stew! Prepare the ingredients!"

"Well... first you need to peel the potatoes, and then cut the potatoes and beef into pieces." I explained Song Ziping's vegetable cutting skills.

"Then wash the cut beef, I'll do it!" I snatched the pot containing the beef from Song Ziping's hand, and said, "You've just come off the heat, let me wash it."

[Click to send the barrage: woc, I actually felt Nannan's boyfriend power, is it my illusion? 】

[There is a girl in the village named Xiaofang: Hahaha, although Nannan doesn’t cook very well by herself, she still looks good when explaining, professional cooking, professional commentary! 】

[Cute watermelon without seeds: Speechless!The two of them would flirt with each other just by handing over something, you and I are so sweet and sweet, how can I, a single nobleman, feel so embarrassed? ? 】

[Purple high-heeled sandals don't look good: I'm in a hurry upstairs, I'm in a hurry, I'm in a hurry, I'm in a hurry]

"Okay! We've cleaned all the ingredients, and now we're going to add this cooking wine and salt to the beef to marinate it."

"Then... then continue to prepare other ingredients, slice the ginger and garlic, and then cut some spicy millet... Huh? What are these leaves and dead branches?" I know these should be seasonings, but I have a name I can't call it out, I'm still very incompetent as a cooking anchor, I'm a little ashamed.

Song Ziping lowered his head and explained to me one by one: "This is star anise, this is bay leaf, and this is cinnamon bark. They are all spices, and they are put into the soup for seasoning."

I let out a long "Oh~", and then sighed: "My room manager can do everything, which makes me too incompetent as an anchor."

Song Ziping pursed his lips and said with a smile: "It's okay, Nan Nan will know in the future, even if he doesn't know, I'm here."

I walked over and pretended to be very moved, lowered my head and rubbed my head against Song Ziping's arm and said: "You are so kind to me, I can only give you my whole body in return. It's up to you not to leave."

Song Ziping looked at me, and he smiled softly:

"Then I earn too much."

[What a girl in love: Stop showing off, I'm about to quit the live broadcast room woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[If you feel lonely, please clap your hands: I switch back and forth between "so sour" and "so sweet" in my mind now!No way!I am crazy! !It is too sweet! 】

[Forever and forever: No, there is dog food in this dish! ! ! 】

To the north, how can a casual sentence from this person make people's heart beat [-] miles per hour?

I blushed and couldn't find anything to do, so I hugged the little girl who had just woken up and was still a bit ignorant, and masturbated until the little girl was pissed off by me and wanted to go to Song Ziping's side.

I whispered to Xiaoguai: "Don't move around, give Dad some face!"

As a result, Xiaoguai ignored me at all, kicked his feet, and ran out of my arms.

Seeing our interaction, Song Ziping couldn’t help but laugh. He took out a lotus white from the refrigerator and handed it to me, saying, “Nannan wash this, and make sweet and sour lotus white later.”

I ran to the faucet again and started my work as a vegetable washer. I asked Song Ziping, "Is this beef going to be marinated?"

He lit the fire on the stove and said, "Come on, I'm going to start frying now, stay away from it, or the oil will splash."

After hearing what he said, I hurriedly took my mobile phone back to the refrigerator and watched Song Ziping cooking from a distance. At this time, I still did not forget to explain: "Okay, we are going to start cooking officially! It's on! The seasoning is down! The beef is down! The potatoes are down too!"

【It's a little fairy: Hahahahaha Nan Nan is so cowardly】

[Love is a knife in the head: 23333 This is not cowardice, it is from the heart! 】

[I want double balls for ice cream: This comparison is too tragic hhhh Fang Guan seems to be a frequent cook. With this proficiency, I feel that the kitchen that has been bombed many times by Nan Nan has been sublimated several steps! 】

I didn’t forget to read what was said in the barrage at this time. I saw that the whole article was full of teasing me for being too cowardly and complaining about my poor cooking skills. Clay figurines have a three-point temper, not to mention that I am made of meat!

I wanted to walk over with my head held high to prove that I was not doing what I wanted at all, but just as I walked over, a drop of oil flew to my neck with lightning speed, and I was shocked by this shock and immediately took a few steps back to the original place. Location.

... Well, at least from the heart is better than being scalded by oil!Thinking of this, I took another step back and told Song Ziping to be careful not to be splashed with oil.

It wasn't until Song Ziping poured water into the pot that I walked over slowly and asked him, "Is this going to be done?"

He rubbed my head and said: "Well, soon, it will be ready for loading in a while."

I wrinkled my nose and sniffed hard, and I could smell a fragrance.

I gave Song Ziping a thumbs up and said: "Niuu! Every time I watch you cook, I think it's so simple, but every time I do it myself, I feel that cooking is not something I can do..."

I sighed again and said, "I think I have a problem with my positioning."

Song Ziping, who was chopping green onions, said, "Huh? What's wrong?"

I leaned on his back and said slowly: "I should have realized in advance that I am a culinary idiot..."

Song Ziping laughed out loud, turned around and kissed me on the cheek for the first time and said, "But everyone likes to watch Nan Nan you cook live."

I said indignantly: "That's because they like to see me make a fool of myself!!"

After I finished speaking, I turned on my phone and wanted Song Ziping to see how those people laughed at me.

As a result, when I opened it, I saw a black screen: "Your live broadcast room has illegal content. Chaoguan 121 closed your live broadcast room. Please rectify it immediately!"

Song Ziping and I: ...

Audience in the live room:

[What color am I:?i am yellow ? ? ? ? ? 】