I am determined to become a beautiful wife for the sake of food

It was past 10 o'clock when I woke up, and the quilt around me was neatly folded again.

Today Song Ziping has to work, and I also have to work, work, work, work, non-stop work... The world of adults is so boring-but what does the chicken soup say, every day is a new beginning, today There may not necessarily be new surprises.

After a big stretch on the bed, I got up full of energy and prepared to wash and eat before going to work.

While I was brushing my teeth, I turned on my mobile phone and checked Weibo to see the trending searches. When I opened it and saw Sister Li’s WeChat message, I didn’t even feel the shock of my heart suddenly tightening. Maybe this is growth.

If I'm so nervous every time, I guess I'll have a heart attack sooner or later.

So I, who have experienced many battles, opened the chat box with Sister Li very calmly:

【Today at 8:41】

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Sister Li: ...I don't even know what to say, this is the first time I have encountered such a situation with the anchor for so long.

Sister Li: Jiang Nan, are you a hot search by fate?

I'm a little stiff seeing this?Hot search, what hot search, I'm on hot search again?

The experience brought to me by the last hot search is not too good, although it is more profitable to be famous.But as the saying goes, people are afraid of being famous and pigs are afraid of being strong. I have been so popular before I can be slaughtered... Sister Li thinks it is not good.

Come again this time?Is this the surprise of today?

Not really, I didn't do anything, even though I overturned the car a little bit during the live broadcast yesterday, then...then it wouldn't be on the hot search again and be embarrassing in front of netizens all over the Internet, right?

Just now I said that I am not nervous at all, I suddenly started to panic.

I squinted my eyes slightly, as if looking at some scary pictures, and clicked on the screenshots that Sister Li sent me.

"The scene where the anchor rolls over?" My little heart has already started to twitch slightly.

What is this, I seem to know the content of this hot search, but I still don't want to believe it.

I'm just a small anchor with less than 5 fans, why is it suddenly the seventh most popular search?Could it be that I am the chosen one, the man chosen by the God of Live Streaming?

Seeing the second picture, sure enough... my embarrassing appearance was recorded and posted on Weibo again. This time it was even more outrageous, and it even included a summary of the plot!

You want me to die of shame and anger.

I bit my lip and rubbed on the keyboard for a long time. I didn’t know what to reply to Sister Li. Could it be that I said, “This is actually part of my plan”, or said in a cute tone, “Sister Li, why don’t you boast? My live broadcast effect is so good!"

It seemed that it was not an excuse that I, a good-for-nothing, could think of, so I had no choice but to pretend that I didn't know anything and replied to Sister Li:

【Today at 10:32】

me?Sister Li, what happened, I just woke up.

After replying to Sister Li, I hurriedly washed my face with cold water to clear up my chaotic brain.

I cheered myself up in my heart: Isn't it just a hot search, I've been on it once before, why are you afraid of it?

【Today at 10:53】

Sister Li: ...Forget it, just be a fool and be a fool

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Sister Li: It's okay, I'm complimenting you.

Sister Li: We are looking at the data of the Weibo that is on the hot search. It is not bad. It has been forwarded more than [-] times. Your Weibo fans are also skyrocketing recently. In the future, you should also pay attention to Weibo business Ha, don't overdo it but there has to be something to show the sweet little life of the two of you, and that's up to you.

On the way to work, I saw the long list that Sister Li sent me, and my heart skipped a beat. We can control this by ourselves?Then...then this is definitely going to happen.

After hesitating again and again, I still typed and asked:

Me: Sister Li... What is the range of this speed?

Sister Li: Think for yourself. I am only responsible for packaging and marketing for you. The specific content is like a live broadcast. I can only give you suggestions, and you have to think and implement them yourself.

Sister Li: Besides, you and Song Ziping did a good job. Before the company started marketing, it became the second trending search.This hot search also rushed into the top 10 of the hot search list, awesome.

Looking at the "cow" that Sister Li said, which is obviously a positive word of praise, I was actually terrified. I always felt like a courtier who disobeyed the emperor's order. I hurriedly replied:

Me: Don't dare to act, dare not act, it's because Song Ziping and I have good luck recently...

Sister Li: Don’t be polite to me. Anyway, work hard in the future. Some advertisers have privately messaged your Weibo to seek cooperation, but they are all recommended to you, but they can be done in the initial stage. This step is already very good, keep going.

Sister Li: By the way, Song Ziping ate that takeaway yesterday, are you okay?

Me: It should be fine, he only ate a little.

Sister Li: All right, anyway, both of you pay attention to your health, live broadcast and work hard, I have a plan to shoot a vlog, and I will tell you about it in a few days.

I finally breathed a sigh of relief when I saw this, the chat with Sister Li finally came to an end, I quickly replied: "Okay, thank you Sister Li!"

The chat with the "head teacher" is finally over, and I, a poor student who is being watched closely, can take a break.

At this time, I happened to walk to the door of the store. I put my mobile phone in my pocket and opened the door to go in and get ready to go to work.

"Hey, our cooking genius is here?" My master greeted me with a smile when he saw me. Today, he and I are the only two people on duty.

I walked into the store and suddenly said vigilantly: "Master, you didn't share that in the group, did you?"

My master waved his hand, squinted at me and said, "Is your master that kind of person? I just had a little fun and took some ugly pictures of you by the way."

After finishing speaking, my master sighed again: "I didn't expect that I, Mr. Tang, would be able to bring an Internet celebrity apprentice in my lifetime. I feel that I can go there now? I almost answered 'what is it like to have an Internet celebrity friend by your side'?" Problem."

I tied up my apron, put on my badge and went to the front desk, and said helplessly to the master: "There are no customers in the store, so you are so boring."

My master said: "Of course it's boring. I'm the only one in the morning shift today, and there are not many customers. I'm so lonely that I'm going to cry. Fortunately, I have your video as my companion..."

I hastily interrupted my master and said, "Stop—we agreed last time not to talk about my live broadcast."

My master made a haha ​​and said: "Okay, it's Xiaotang who overstepped, please forgive me, Concubine Jiang~"

I was amused by my master's throat-choking performance, and I said, "Stop watching those Gongdou dramas of yours."

He took a rag and wiped the table at the front desk, and said sourly: "You think I'm like you, I have such a handsome boyfriend and a cute cat, there are men and cats, Jiang Nan, you must be the happiest man in the gay circle in 9012."

I also jokingly said: "Isn't the little wolf dog chasing you so hard that you look down on him again?"

My master was a little angry when I said this: "You still have the nerve to tell me about him. If you hadn't slipped your mouth, I would have been entangled by him."

Last week, Comrade Little Wolf Dog came to see the master again. My master was on duty that day, and he even found a very lame reason to hide it from him.But this is like a paper lie that I accidentally exposed. I guess he is pestered by that little comrade every day now.

I scratched my head, it seemed to be my fault for saying this, and I said cautiously: "Didn't he explain to you that the address you heard him calling was a misunderstanding? You...why don't you How about trying it out with him?"

Unexpectedly, these words made my master silent for a long time, until a customer came to the store, until I finished the drink and sent the customer away, he said to me in a dull voice like waking up from a dream: "Jiang Nan, same-sex couple The relationship between them is much more fragile than you imagined."

"Ever since my ex suddenly told me one day that he was going home to get married and let us break up now, I don't really believe that there will be a sincere and long-lasting relationship between the same sex." My master said from the bottom of his heart Zi Ban told me about the painful memories that made him miserable, "Maybe you have never been in contact with Xiao Jiang, I don't know, there are too many bad people in our circle. The promiscuous ones, the sick ones, and the There are those who like to have fun, those who cheat on the third and fourth, and those who suddenly "straight" go back and say they want to marry someone, there are too many of these people."

"People like you and your boyfriend are the few in my circle." When my master suddenly mentioned me and Song Ziping, I almost choked in fright. My stories are all deceptive, and the story of me and Song Ziping can be regarded as a kind of alternative fairy tale, right?

Speaking of this, he sighed again: "I think I liked him before, maybe it was an illusion produced by being single for a long time. I don't have any other advantages in this person. It's a man's ability." My master smiled self-deprecatingly , "But he is different. He is young now, has not yet graduated from college, has good grades and good family conditions, and the road ahead is broad and open. It is basically impossible for me and him."

"So, I'd better not harm him." My master finally said this sentence slowly.

What he said made me flustered and shocked. In the past, I also had friends who liked the same sex, but I didn't have deep contact with them, and I wouldn't tell me about these emotional twists and turns.

I feel that in this circle, it is rare and not easy to have a young couple who can look after each other and live a good life by themselves.

I don't know how to comfort my master, after all, I am not from that circle, and now I am also a pretender of love with Song Ziping.I'm afraid that if my consolation continues, my master will feel as if I'm deliberately taunting him with the attitude of a winner in life.

After all, I have experienced the aggrieved experience of being comforted by someone better and more successful than me many times. Although it was unintentional, the aggrieved feeling in my heart is real.

I had no choice but to change the subject very bluntly and said: "Master, have you watched any good movies recently? Please recommend some to me."

Talking about the topic my master is passionate about, his energy and energy finally returned.

Now there are surprisingly few customers in the shop in twos and threes.The two of us wiped the table alone, counted the goods in the dessert cabinet alone, and chatted with each other.

After a while, at one or two o'clock, Song Ziping, as usual, came to meet me in my shop during his company's lunch break, rain or shine, and bought a cup of coffee by the way.

My master even called out me who was washing utensils in the back kitchen in a nonchalant tone and asked me to pick up my boyfriend's order.

I wiped my hands and walked to the front desk.After listening to my master telling me about my suffering for so long, and using the charm of language to let me see the scum of homosexuals - when I saw Song Ziping's warm and kind smile, I actually felt warm in my heart.

Before he could open his mouth to order, I skillfully typed up all the orders, and asked him in a low voice, "Why are you free to buy coffee today? Are you done with the company's work?"

He nodded slightly and said, "It's almost time to finish the work. From today onwards, you don't have to work overtime. I can pick you up this afternoon for overtime work."

While making drinks, I said to him: "Oh...that's good, after that, you have to be on camera to accompany me for several live broadcasts this month."

Song Ziping smiled and promised me, "Okay, I'll listen to you."

After a while, I finished the drink, and I asked him, "Drink here or take it away?"

He glanced at the time and said, "Drink here."

I handed him the drink and said, "It seems that you are really not busy at work."

He smiled and said: "It seems that there are not many customers now, Nan Nan will sit with me for a while and chat?"

I snorted a few times and said, "Xingke doesn't provide chat services."

Song Ziping thought for a while, and said in a very innocent and harmless tone: "Then can my boyfriend provide it?"

... Convinced, this person is really wasting his talent if he doesn't act, Sister Li really signed a contract to sell rotten ghosts!

I glanced at Comrade Tang Xinhua, the deputy store manager who was watching secretly beside me, and my master coughed twice and said: "Ahem, you haven't eaten lunch yet, I'll give you half an hour to finish the lunch. "After speaking, he threw me two freshly heated rice balls.

I also smiled and said: "Okay, make sure to complete the task on time."

Song Ziping and I chose a very remote place to sit, he drank coffee, and I ate rice balls.

Song Ziping looked at the rice ball in my hand, frowned and said, "Nannan, do you eat these at noon? I'll make you a bento next time, and you bring it here for lunch. This rice ball is not nutritious, and you eat it too." Not full."

When he said this, I felt a little embarrassed. On the one hand, I felt that I was troublesome to my cohabitant again, and on the other hand, I was ashamed that my appetite was not as big as he said.

I said: "I don't want to bother you, you get up so early every day and go to work, I usually have a little takeaway with them or go to a nearby store for dinner."

Song Ziping said: "Okay then, then I will cook something hearty tonight."

I slandered in my heart, did Song Ziping treat me like a pig? I was four or five catties fatter than when we lived together, and he prepared big fish and meat for me every day.

I said, "Don't, don't, just be normal. I've gained a few pounds recently, and if I get fatter, no one will watch my live broadcast."

Song Ziping said: "Who says no one will watch it, I will. And Nan Nan, you will be fine no matter how much you weigh, you are too thin."

I interrupted him and said, "Aren't I at a normal weight? Recently, I have gained a lot of belly fat. If I continue to eat, my jeans won't even fit."

Going on, I suspected that Song Ziping really wanted to raise me like a pig, so I used the Dafa of changing the subject again and asked him:

"Hey, Comrade Song Ziping, do you believe in love?"

As soon as I finished saying this sentence, I wondered if I was out of my mind. As a young man with a normal mind, how could he ask such crazy lines that appeared in those silly romantic dramas?

Unexpectedly, he answered me seriously:

"Yes, I still believe in love at first sight."

Hearing this answer, I laughed in my heart a few times, and thought to myself: "I didn't expect Song Ziping to be like the protagonists who are obsessed with love in TV dramas. He looks very shrewd and still has such an out-of-the-ordinary idea. It sounds nice." To put it mildly, it’s romantic, but to put it bluntly, it’s taken for granted.”

But in reality, I pretended to nod deeply and said: "Yes, you have a lot of ideas."

At this time, I was still secretly laughing at his childishness, so I never thought of it:

"The ghost knows that the object of his love at first sight will be me?"

This coincidence is too damn coincidental.