I am determined to become a beautiful wife for the sake of food

[Happy Blue Road: Why did the anchor suddenly blush... Are you two secretly engaging in pornography behind our backs? ? ? ?Reported! 】

[You ××: Knock me to death, Knock me to death! ! ! !So sweet, super sweet, super double so sweet! ! ! 】

[Gays are going to die: Ugh, gay live broadcasts sell rot and disgusting people, I wish you rotten chrysanthemums for a lifetime]

[16 little Yang:?Are you sick, and I didn't ask you to click in to watch the live broadcast! 】

[lookatme: Indeed, isn't this a good live broadcast of cooking? I only see the anchor selling rotten love, it's really disgusting]

[Is it a little fairy:? ? ? ?Why are there so many strange barrages! ?I faint】

[Hehehe: ...Because the homepage was featured on the live broadcast, the popularity has already broken 10w. 】

[Friar of Kongtong Mountain:? ? ?Can this tm be smashed? ? ?Anyone with a discerning eye can see that this is marketing, okay... Another day that makes people feel uncomfortable]

[Magic Scorpion: It's been 9012 years!Why are people still talking about this and that!I won't fall in love with you again!Nannan don't care about those strange comments, mom will always love you and support you~]

【Magic Scorpion Sends Roses×999】

[Magic Scorpion will send out a lucky spaceship × 5]

I stood in front of the table and calmed down for a second, but it was just skin contact between the two of us, it didn't matter much, calm down, calm down.

At this time, I didn't even bother to read what those barrages on the live broadcast interface said. I just wanted to cook this meal well. After all, I wanted to be the most handsome cook in the live broadcast in the living area, and the best cook among the handsome guys. man!

I took a shovel and said to the camera: "Now we are going to the next step! Put the prepared ingredients into the pan and stir fry."

"But for friends who don't cook often, they will definitely be afraid that the oil in the pot will splash on themselves."

Speaking of which, I pulled out my secret weapons from under the table like a magic spell-a sleeved apron and an oil splatter artifact.

Said to be an anti-oil splash artifact, it is actually a transparent mask that can be placed on the bridge of the nose like glasses.

I put on the apron and the transparent "mask" and said: "Dangdangdang, just like me, so you don't have to worry about being splashed by oil!"

[Matcha ice cream:?electrician?electrician?electrician? 】

[Plop: It's like a chemical industry, I laughed so hard, does this mask really work? 】

[Little Poetry Poetry 51337:? ? ? ? ? 】

【Koi bless me:? ? ? ? ? ? 】

[Wooden Man 123: Duck doesn't need... But we all know the little secret that the anchor rarely cooks... It's really hard for Song Fang to manage, I cried, how about you? 】

At this time, I suddenly remembered that Sister Li said that Song Ziping and I should interact more, talk more, and do more business.

The implication is: sell rot, gkd, gkd.

So I turned around and asked Song Ziping: "Do you think there is something wrong with my mask?"

Unexpectedly, Song Ziping stared at the phone screen and frowned, and did not respond to my interaction.

I leaned over to take a look, hey, what kind of crazy talk are these?I really don't understand the psychology of those who don't like watching this kind of live broadcast of same-sex couples, but still post barrage. Isn't this just like knowing that there is a lump in front of you, but you still want to taste it and say it's unpalatable?Of course, I didn't say I meant it either.

Could it be that... I'm really popular, I've become a big star?

Song Ziping came back to his senses and said to me: "A fan gave you a gift, I think you can thank me?"

I nodded: "Yeah, thank you for the gift from Demon Scorpion, thank you~"

Only then did Song Ziping see my attire clearly, and he said to me with a hesitant expression: "Nannan, what are you doing here?"

I showed him my anti-splash oil suit: "How about it, I think this kind of oil will never get close to my noble body!"

He: "...Pfft." He turned around and shrugged his shoulders, Song Ziping!Don't think I don't know you're joking!

hateful!

I said angrily: "You are not allowed to laugh! When I come to show you, you will know how good my suit is!"

After finishing speaking, I walked forward bravely to the pot, turned on the switch of the induction cooker and adjusted it to the cooking position, and then refueled.

"Next, we need to pour an appropriate amount of oil into the pot." I don't know how much oil should be added. There is no clear rule on how much oil should be poured into a curry beef rice for two people. I am distressed , I'm bored and I start messing around.

I poured a little, but I felt it was not enough, and Song Ziping, who was standing next to me, hurriedly stopped me: "Hey, hey, hey, enough is enough for Nannan, no matter how much oil there is, it will turn into fried steak. "

[Devil Mama Mia: Pfft, it reminds me of an emoticon package: Brother Chicken Forget it.jpg]

[Who is barking at my door: I laughed so hard, the anchor stopped for a while, don't waste gas! 】

【Too much candy toothache: host don't be impulsive.jpg】

[You don’t understand the suffering of the bald man: Grass, #kuanyouwarning#]

I said resentfully: "Okay, then we will wait for the oil to heat up now, and put down the beef after it is hot."

Time to test the prowess of my oil splash suit!

I can't wait, I can't wait, I can't wait!

Finally, the oil in the pot!It's cooked!

My hands holding the plate of beef began to tremble slightly, and it was too late, and then I quickly poured all the beef into the hot oil and stir-fried it!Hahahahahaha, with this suit I won't be hurt by oil splashes everywhere again this time——

"Ouch!" Why did the oil not splash on my well-protected arms and face, but on the back of my bare hands, as if it had been installed with precise positioning?I withdrew my right hand that was stirring wantonly in the pot, cowardly like a hedgehog that would clump up when it met a strong enemy.

"Nannan, are you okay?" Song Ziping rushed over to see what happened to my hand.

I smiled awkwardly: "Hahaha, this oil must have a radar installed, why did such a big one splash on the back of my hand..."

[Flame Mountain Cow Demon King and his wife: I laughed to death hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, #主页呼呼##主通悲呀hu#]

[Hehehe: The cooking anchor can't cook...it's really funny enough]

[Wine God: The anchor fell down (crying)]

[Raindrops falling on the green grass: the oil is still outputting, it is still outputting, it hasn't fallen down yet! ! ! 】

[咣 害 【【【: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahan. What strange adjectives are this? 】

Song Ziping sighed, he took the spatula in my hand and asked me to back up, he said: "Nannan, back up, be careful not to be splashed by oil."

I stood behind him, watching him skillfully stir-fry the beef in the pot, and then I explained: "Ahem, since my cooking system has not been upgraded, our classmate Song will do it for you today." .”

"After the beef is fried until the blood color is gone on the surface, add potatoes, carrots and onions directly, and continue to stir fry." I continued.

Song Ziping followed my verbal instructions step by step to make curry beef rice.Not to mention, although I always have various big and small problems when I cook, I can memorize the recipes and methods clearly, as if they are engraved on my forehead. I don't know whether to cry or laugh.

[Yue Wanwan: Is this the stand-in messenger? ? ?Really big wood big wood big wood big]

[I'm so pissed off: No, this is obviously the king of mouth! ! ! 】

【Good5555: Isn't this just me?Head: I learned it, Hands: What about your mother? 】

[I died laughing so hard: The anchor is really cowardly]

[Waiting for the wind to brag: Cowardly can last long/dog head/dog head/dog head]

Although I read the barrage, I pretended I hadn’t read it because I didn’t praise my words. I continued to direct: “When adding water, don’t add too much, just cover all the ingredients in the pot, and then turn to low heat and simmer for 20 minutes. "

I was not bored during the 20 minutes waiting for the dishes to be cooked. This is a good time for me and Song Ziping to sell rot, how can I waste it so easily!

I sat in front of the screen next to Song Ziping, with a bright smile on my face, and I said: "Brothers, sisters, friends, take advantage of this stew, it's okay to be idle anyway, if you have any questions, you want to ask us Is it two?"

Song Ziping also said: "Although we may not be able to answer everyone, we will choose some questions that everyone wants to know to answer!"

I nodded and said, "Anything is fine~"

Then I looked at the bullet screen: "Have you done it?" "How many times a week?" "What kind of pose do you like?" "Whoever hits whoever gets it" "Can you kiss me now?" "Good brother is a fan? Either one is fine, I can mess with both of them!" "Have you ever done it outside?" "Do you two have a harmonious sex//life?" "Do you accept 3P?"

……

Looking at the words of tigers and wolves on the screen, Song Ziping and I were both speechless and speechless.

I was wrong, I was really wrong, is it too late for me to take back the words that I can ask any questions?Is it too late to say sorry for the interruption?

I finally saw a relatively normal question "How did you two get together?"

I signaled Song Ziping to answer quickly, he thought for a while, and said nonsense in a serious manner:

"How did we two get together? I confessed my love first, and then we got together again."

Yes, the answer was curt, and it was his style.

But the audience in front of the screen is not so easy to satisfy, they just ask for "billion" little details.

What details can we have, in the eyes of my master, the two of us just slept and got together, but the real two of us are just straight men!

So how should the details be edited?I can't make it up!

So I glanced at him secretly, but I didn't expect that he was also looking at me quietly.

Pfft, we both looked at each other with a tacit understanding and smiled, only to see the question marks from a group of people in the barrage that never stopped.

Barrage: "???? I see, I'm the extra one, I'm going to 886."