I am determined to become a beautiful wife for the sake of food

At this time, I suddenly had an idea, and a flash of light flashed in my mind.I said to the master in a very eager tone: "Master, all the materials we want to borrow have been sorted out, let's move back quickly, or the store manager will rush us both!"

After hearing this, my master quickly responded to me and said: "Yes, yes, we have to go back early."

The little handsome guy looked at my master with a resentful expression, and my master ran over to take the materials in my hand, and the two of us carried two or three bags each and prepared to leave this place of right and wrong.

My master walked fast in front, as if there was some scourge behind him, and I followed his footsteps closely, afraid that the little handsome guy behind me would suddenly rush over and want to fight me.

I don't know why I think this way, maybe the little handsome guy's eyes are too fierce, as if he regards me as some kind of competitor.

Alas, it's my fault, it's all my fault for my natural beauty and superior appearance, and I often passively fall into these right and wrong youth pain plots.

Jiang Nan, it's not your fault that you are too handsome.

When the two of us turned several intersections and the shop had disappeared from sight, Tang Xinhua finally set his pace. He put the things under his feet, panted for breath while half bent, and said to himself:

"Why is it so unlucky, I happened to meet him on duty today."

At this time, my desire to gossip was also very strong, so I said insinuatingly: "Master, is that your former apprentice?"

He glanced at me and said, "Not only is he an ex-apprentice, he's also my last crush."

Hey, I already guessed in my heart... Huh?Wait, there's something wrong with this plot. If that handsome guy is my master's crush, why did he hide from the handsome guy's hug just now?

He looked at my puzzled expression, and said to me earnestly: "Comrade Xiao Jiang, do you know what is more painful than falling in love with a straight man?"

I shook my head, indicating that I didn't know anything.

He mentioned things and said to me while walking: "The person I have a crush on is number 0 just like me."

My jaw almost fell to the ground when I heard this, and I stammered and replied: "He, he is 0? Master, you two...Then, that passed?" After I finished speaking, I imagined The scene where the two men pouted their buttocks and waited for each other's luck... Uh, why is it a little funny?

My master, he sneered: "When I was in the same store with him, I heard him calling in the bathroom, calling the man on the other end of the phone, husband. At that moment, my heart broke, and it was from that moment that I started Stay away from him and transfer to this shop."

husband?As soon as I heard this, why did I suddenly think of the snakeskin script that Sister Li gave us?I want to be the first to deny my master's point of view!The person called husband is not necessarily 0, and it may be the straight man who is forced to be helpless by life!

I said righteously: "The one called my husband is not necessarily number 0, what if he is number 1, or... he just lost a bet and called for fun?"

My master sighed and shook his head and said, "You are too young to understand."

"I don't understand..." I muttered in a low voice.

My master was amused by me and he said: "Oh, is it possible that you still call your husband 1? Look at your small body, can you overwhelm him?"

"But you are really lucky. I haven't met that handsome guy a few times, so I just met you. Are you two living together now? Oh, that's great... By the way, I'll wait a minute Here’s something for you, Amway, it’s very useful!” My master began to say this non-stop like a firecracker.

I... I... am a straight man!Although I don't know what the things you mentioned are, I can conclude that Song Ziping and I will never use them!

After hearing him finish speaking, I fell silent, as if I had been cast with a spell that could not speak.I don't know how to explain it, and I don't know what to say, I'm afraid that I'm superfluous and fill in some strange settings for me and Song Ziping.

Why does my master poke my sore feet every time? This man is too ruthless!

But wasn't I gossiping about his love history just now?Why now it turns into him continuing to gossip about my private life?This man is really scary...

Back in the store, we all went to work separately. Today, apart from continuing to wash the dishes, collect tickets and mop the floor, my master started to teach me how to make some simple drinks. It is so simple that I can make it as long as I know the steps by heart. The first This is the first time I drank coffee made by myself. Even though I don't like coffee, I tasted the rich and mellow taste of coffee. I was shocked!

Alas, if only cooking could be as easy as this...

After work, I saw the familiar car and familiar people parked across the street. It feels so good to be picked up every day after get off work. A smile that I didn’t realize was raised on the corner of my mouth, and I trot over to sit in the car. Get into the co-pilot.

I asked Song Ziping: "Why didn't you come to the store today?"

Song Ziping, I fastened my seat belt and started the car. He replied slowly, "I went, but you don't seem to be here."

"Did you go at noon?" I asked him.

He said: "Well... I called you and you didn't answer."

Why do I still feel a little aggrieved in his tone?I took out my mobile phone and looked at several missed calls, and said to him with some embarrassment: "Ah! I remembered that my master and I went to other stores to move materials, and when we came back, we were too busy and had no time. Looking at the phone..."

Speaking of this, I told Song Ziping about my experience today and the sad secret love story of my master.

I clicked my tongue twice and said, "It feels like their gay circle is so complicated. I thought any two men could do it. I didn't expect there to be such an obvious difference between number 0 and number 1."

Song Ziping chuckled lightly and said, "There are many who can go up and down."

"Eh? Is there such a thing? How do you know?" I said casually, but Song Ziping's reaction was so violent that the car shook.

He opened his mouth and explained: "Because, because I have a friend who is gay, that's why I found out."

So he was so excited because he was afraid that I would mistake him for gay?Although I don’t have a gay guy, I also have a straight guy. Well, I feel that Song Ziping is straighter than me. Sometimes he speaks so straightforwardly that people want him to shut up. How could he be so straight? gay?

Although when I first got along with him, I was suspicious of him because of his strange behavior, but after getting along for a long time now, it is obvious that he is a straight man like me!

I nodded to comfort him: "I know, I didn't suspect you were, why are you so excited? Hahahahahahahaha—"

He breathed a sigh of relief, found another topic and said:

"A friend of mine opened a barbecue restaurant. It opened this week. He told us to go and eat barbecue for free. Does Nan Nan like to eat barbecue?"

As soon as I talked about food, my eyes lit up. I forgot what he just said in a blink of an eye, and asked him very excitedly:

"Can you eat all you can eat barbecue?!"

Song Ziping smiled back at me and said, "You can eat as much as you want."

I almost fainted from happiness because of this news, and wrote a limerick on the spot:

Whatever you do, eat and drink, I am No.1!

[Question, as a straight man, can you tell who is gay? 】

[Your question is a bit delicate, you better be. 】