Tomorrow future
Chapter 3 Oolong Incident
When Xu Xu went to college, he got the second grade in the whole department that year, not to mention whether he was dirty and despicable in his heart, he definitely looked like a sunny and good boy on the outside, coupled with his clean and neat behavior and polite manners, So for a while, the head of the department and the supervisor were really afraid that he would go back on his word, so they packed up their bags and went back to repeat the study.
But Xu Nuo didn't have this plan. He attended classes seriously every day, trained hard, treated people with enthusiasm, and had a positive attitude. In his junior year, he joined the organization with honor.
Promise to be named a grassroots by all the girls in the department, and it is indeed well deserved.He is nearly 1.8 meters tall, weighs about 130 kilograms, and has a well-proportioned and slender figure.Even if you shave off your teeth and missing teeth, you still have a good brain shape and look like a thief.After several months of training, even if the skin was tanned to a wheat color, it still looked fairer among a group of marinated eggs, and it immediately attracted the attention of half of the girls in the whole department. Although there were not many girls in the whole department, the promised class There are only two, and there are only nine in this major.
Promise's biggest advantage is not grades or appearance, but single-mindedness!One day at the bedtime meeting in the dormitory, under the pressure of the brothers in the same dormitory, he confessed early on that he had a girlfriend and that he was now studying at a teacher's school in the next province.
Eighteen or nineteen-year-old boys, at the time when they were green and ignorant, full of daydreams, who asked a taboo topic, which made everyone laugh, but Xu Nuo turned pale in the teasing, went to the bed, said nothing, and shared the dormitory The boy just thought it was a joke and made people shy, and changed the subject without embarrassment.
In those days, the evil winds in Japan and South Korea had not yet ravaged, fake women were not popular, cross-dressing was not popular, men would not say "other" or "Damn", open their mouths and say "I" and shut up "Man"!
All corners of the country gather in the Northeast, let the smoke cannon blow for two or three years, let the heavy snow pat for three to five years, the skin is frozen, and the muscles and bones are forged.The ones who come out don't say "My God" and don't cross their legs and cross their orchid fingers. They are rough old men who can do their hands and try not to make noise, let alone a group of young eighteen and nineteen-year-old boys!
Jin Yong Gulong Liang Yusheng, Xiang Yu Yuefei Qi Jiguang!Who doesn't fantasize about wandering the world and singing a song "Swordsman"?Who doesn't fantasize about slashing the knife and shouting "serve the country with loyalty!"
It is said that the green military camps dedicate their youth and build national defense with enthusiasm and sincerity. They are talking about the soldiers of the people.
Then young people with lofty aspirations don't worry about it, and the golden shield guards thousands of families, what they are talking about is the people's police!
The promise I made when I was a child, even if I wore ballet costumes, even if I smeared red cheeks and danced Latin with my waist upright, I still didn't like to accompany the house wine with dolls, and I still liked to play police and catch thieves with a little diaper.
Therefore, Xu Nuo likes military training, stands in a military posture, walks forward, hits targets and sings military songs!At the end is a heroic and majestic pie!
However, there is a contingency in everything, otherwise it would be so boring!
Promise that the school's military training does not mention the intensity of the training, it is definitely not as good as the army, they are doing military training every day.
Promise that the military training at the school is not long or intense, but a little weird.It would be inhumane to organize a haircut just after the assembly in the morning, not to mention gathering the entire academy on the playground, and the instructors of each department and class took a loudspeaker to call out the student numbers, and those who called Entering the corridor and queuing up, going to the lecture theater to have their heads shaved, one by one, it has a bit of a bleak taste of being cut in autumn.
Boys are better, but those beautiful little girls are a little hard to accept. In order to study in high school, most of them have short hair and look like tomboys. They finally use the hair they saved during the summer vacation to get a good hairstyle. Originally, they wanted to be on the university campus I was amazed by the time, but now I cut it, and the length of the ear is still not allowed, the surprise is gone, only the horror is left!
However, they think too much, the police academy is the second only to the health school in China.One is extremely yang and the other is extremely yin.The ratio of boys to girls is nine to one and one to nine.At this time, don't say you cut your hair short, as long as you are not born with alopecia areata, you can be a flower!
The student numbers are arranged according to the entrance scores, and the order of calling is from the back to the front.Xu Nuo and his roommate stood in the corridor waiting to shout, like lambs waiting to be slaughtered, and now they all envied the master who had just cut the line. One head in 10 minutes, the speed is very fast, so don't have too many requirements on the quality, at least everyone who comes out has a bad face, and the promise is a bit gloating.
The line gradually shortened, and the number of people gradually decreased. The dormitory roommates who finished cutting first left wailing, leaving Xu Nuo and Lan Danzhi staring at each other.Xu Nuo felt a little homesick and didn't sleep very well last night. There was no fan in the corridor, and there were so many people. The smell of sweat evaporated, and I felt drowsy.
"Damn it! You're blind!" A loud noise woke Xu Nuo from his sleep, he exchanged glances with Lan Danzhi and ran in.I saw a little soldier sitting on a chair for shaving, a boy stepped on the stool, pinched his waist with one hand, and pointed his index finger at the little soldier's head with his other hand clenched, slapping and cursing non-stop.
The little soldier huddled in the stool with his face flushed and trembled, his head bouncing back and forth with the poking of his fingers.
Lan Danzhi took a step forward, put his arms around the boy's shoulders and pulled him over, Xu Nuo hastily dragged the little soldier aside.The boy was a little unhappy to be dragged by Lan Danzhi. He even kicked and kicked, but Lan Danzhi couldn't hold back anymore. Dan Zhi was taken aback, and wanted to fight back, but he raised his hand halfway, blushed, let go of his arms, and took a step back.
Promised to look back, happy.The so-called boy is obviously a girl, not to mention whether the second feature is obvious or not, just because of his appearance, he will never be confused with a boy, but now he has a small haircut shaved, no wonder he is angry.
Although the little soldier knew that he had done something wrong, he still had to defend himself, muttering, "You still blame me, there is a girl on the door of the next room, who told you to enter by mistake!"
"You didn't post a boy on the door, so why don't you let him in? Besides, you're blind!" The girl became angrier as she talked, and struggled to mend her foot. The nerves in his head were a little short and he went down the road, fell over his shoulder, and the world was quiet!
The world was quiet for only a few tens of seconds, the girl lay on the ground and blinked, "Wow!" and cried!
Lan Danzhi reacted the moment he threw the man out, and hurriedly squatted down and stretched out his hand to pull him away, but was slapped away by the girl.The little girl stood up scrambling, picked up the electric fader on the table, pulled and dragged Lan Danzhi down on the stool, and pushed it while crying and cursing, frightened and promised and The little soldier huddled in a corner of the classroom, not daring to move.
"What's the noise?" Maybe the commotion in the room was a little louder, and the guide was drawn over, but when he pushed the door, he was startled by the situation in the room, "This, what is the situation, I will Went to get a glass of water..."
That day, Xu Nuo's head was also shaved by this girl. After hearing what was going on, the instructor was also happy. He sat on the table and watched the little girl go crazy. He sold Xu Nuo and Lan Danzhi to This girl even said that she was the one who shaved the heads of the two before the girls' hair grew back, and they were not allowed to go to the barber shop for repairs!
The instructor is Lin Zui, a graduate student from the surrounding cities and counties of Shenyang, who graduated in the first half of the year, and stayed directly at the school to teach.The girl's name is Wang Yixin, and she and Xu Nuo are from the same village, even in the same district, but not in the same high school.
The lunch that day was also invited by the instructor. Xu Nuo and Lan Danzhi were a little embarrassed, but the girl was not polite, holding Lin Zui's employee meal card with a dog gnawed on it, brushing it with chicken legs and Coke Lehu, Xu Nuo even saw Lin Zui grinding his teeth.
After dinner, Wang Yixin appointed Lan Danzhi to accompany her to the barber shop to have her hair re-trimmed, and promised to go back to the dormitory to take a nap, a mobilization meeting in the afternoon, and formal military training the next day.
The mobilization meeting in the afternoon was actually quite boring. On the rostrum, leaders at all levels sat in a row with the dean as the center, and the freshmen below stood in a row according to their departments and classes.
The chairman of the conference introduced the leaders one by one with his voice correct and round. The students stood up straight and straight and tried to slap their palms neatly and synchronously.
Meetings are inseparable from speeches, from the dean to the heads of departments, from the past to the present, from the present to the future.Xu Nuo secretly looked at his watch, okay, three hours are not over yet.It may be that conscience finally found out, or it may be that the team standing below started to stagger, the meeting is finally over!This last collective applause was the loudest and most consistent!
Xu Nuo secretly swore that when he became a leader, he would never say a word if he could say it clearly, and he would never hold a 10-minute meeting for an entire afternoon!But many years later, when Xu Nuo had the opportunity to start a meeting to speak, he liked to hold a long meeting, not for anything else, just seeing the expressions of the people below who were unloved, and felt very happy!Otherwise, how can we say that everyone has the potential to pervert!
After the mobilization meeting is over, instructors are assigned.Dozens of young men walked to the front of the line with uniform strides, which looked a bit seductive in uniform.
The promised class was divided into two instructors, both of whom were not very old. After introducing themselves, the instructor began the first formal roll call.
What Xu Nuo studied was investigation. There were 29 people in the investigation team. There were 2 girls, one was Wang Yixin who had his hair shaved, and the other was a small girl with a round face named Tian Lailai.Xu Nuo was stunned when he heard the name, and turned his head to look sideways. After being reprimanded by the instructor, he hurriedly stood up straight, but his heart was beating violently.Later, the instructor said something, but I couldn't hear it clearly, and my whole body was shaking all the time.
"What's the matter, fifth brother?" When they were disbanding, the boss came over and patted Xu Nuo on the shoulder.
"It's okay, it might be a bit of heat stroke." Xu Nuo hadn't recovered yet, and hurriedly answered when he heard the question, but he still couldn't restrain himself from glancing at the girl next to Wang Yixin.
Wang Yixin seemed to have noticed the gaze behind him, turned around and saw that it was Xu Nuo, and pulled the girl over with a smile. "Tian Lailai, I'll take the next bunk, this is a promise."
Xu Nuo nodded numbly, his body felt cold, and he didn't know what to say, so he found an excuse and dragged Lan Danzhi, who was in a daze, to the teaching building and into the bathroom.
Lan Danzhi was a little surprised by Xu Nuo's behavior, but he didn't ask too much, and he took out a cigarette from somewhere and lit it and handed it to Xu Nuo.
Xu Nuo took a few deep breaths, coughed so much that tears and snot all came down.
Many years later, Xu Nuo thought that his addiction to smoking seemed to be formed at that time, so that he could never quit.
But Xu Nuo didn't have this plan. He attended classes seriously every day, trained hard, treated people with enthusiasm, and had a positive attitude. In his junior year, he joined the organization with honor.
Promise to be named a grassroots by all the girls in the department, and it is indeed well deserved.He is nearly 1.8 meters tall, weighs about 130 kilograms, and has a well-proportioned and slender figure.Even if you shave off your teeth and missing teeth, you still have a good brain shape and look like a thief.After several months of training, even if the skin was tanned to a wheat color, it still looked fairer among a group of marinated eggs, and it immediately attracted the attention of half of the girls in the whole department. Although there were not many girls in the whole department, the promised class There are only two, and there are only nine in this major.
Promise's biggest advantage is not grades or appearance, but single-mindedness!One day at the bedtime meeting in the dormitory, under the pressure of the brothers in the same dormitory, he confessed early on that he had a girlfriend and that he was now studying at a teacher's school in the next province.
Eighteen or nineteen-year-old boys, at the time when they were green and ignorant, full of daydreams, who asked a taboo topic, which made everyone laugh, but Xu Nuo turned pale in the teasing, went to the bed, said nothing, and shared the dormitory The boy just thought it was a joke and made people shy, and changed the subject without embarrassment.
In those days, the evil winds in Japan and South Korea had not yet ravaged, fake women were not popular, cross-dressing was not popular, men would not say "other" or "Damn", open their mouths and say "I" and shut up "Man"!
All corners of the country gather in the Northeast, let the smoke cannon blow for two or three years, let the heavy snow pat for three to five years, the skin is frozen, and the muscles and bones are forged.The ones who come out don't say "My God" and don't cross their legs and cross their orchid fingers. They are rough old men who can do their hands and try not to make noise, let alone a group of young eighteen and nineteen-year-old boys!
Jin Yong Gulong Liang Yusheng, Xiang Yu Yuefei Qi Jiguang!Who doesn't fantasize about wandering the world and singing a song "Swordsman"?Who doesn't fantasize about slashing the knife and shouting "serve the country with loyalty!"
It is said that the green military camps dedicate their youth and build national defense with enthusiasm and sincerity. They are talking about the soldiers of the people.
Then young people with lofty aspirations don't worry about it, and the golden shield guards thousands of families, what they are talking about is the people's police!
The promise I made when I was a child, even if I wore ballet costumes, even if I smeared red cheeks and danced Latin with my waist upright, I still didn't like to accompany the house wine with dolls, and I still liked to play police and catch thieves with a little diaper.
Therefore, Xu Nuo likes military training, stands in a military posture, walks forward, hits targets and sings military songs!At the end is a heroic and majestic pie!
However, there is a contingency in everything, otherwise it would be so boring!
Promise that the school's military training does not mention the intensity of the training, it is definitely not as good as the army, they are doing military training every day.
Promise that the military training at the school is not long or intense, but a little weird.It would be inhumane to organize a haircut just after the assembly in the morning, not to mention gathering the entire academy on the playground, and the instructors of each department and class took a loudspeaker to call out the student numbers, and those who called Entering the corridor and queuing up, going to the lecture theater to have their heads shaved, one by one, it has a bit of a bleak taste of being cut in autumn.
Boys are better, but those beautiful little girls are a little hard to accept. In order to study in high school, most of them have short hair and look like tomboys. They finally use the hair they saved during the summer vacation to get a good hairstyle. Originally, they wanted to be on the university campus I was amazed by the time, but now I cut it, and the length of the ear is still not allowed, the surprise is gone, only the horror is left!
However, they think too much, the police academy is the second only to the health school in China.One is extremely yang and the other is extremely yin.The ratio of boys to girls is nine to one and one to nine.At this time, don't say you cut your hair short, as long as you are not born with alopecia areata, you can be a flower!
The student numbers are arranged according to the entrance scores, and the order of calling is from the back to the front.Xu Nuo and his roommate stood in the corridor waiting to shout, like lambs waiting to be slaughtered, and now they all envied the master who had just cut the line. One head in 10 minutes, the speed is very fast, so don't have too many requirements on the quality, at least everyone who comes out has a bad face, and the promise is a bit gloating.
The line gradually shortened, and the number of people gradually decreased. The dormitory roommates who finished cutting first left wailing, leaving Xu Nuo and Lan Danzhi staring at each other.Xu Nuo felt a little homesick and didn't sleep very well last night. There was no fan in the corridor, and there were so many people. The smell of sweat evaporated, and I felt drowsy.
"Damn it! You're blind!" A loud noise woke Xu Nuo from his sleep, he exchanged glances with Lan Danzhi and ran in.I saw a little soldier sitting on a chair for shaving, a boy stepped on the stool, pinched his waist with one hand, and pointed his index finger at the little soldier's head with his other hand clenched, slapping and cursing non-stop.
The little soldier huddled in the stool with his face flushed and trembled, his head bouncing back and forth with the poking of his fingers.
Lan Danzhi took a step forward, put his arms around the boy's shoulders and pulled him over, Xu Nuo hastily dragged the little soldier aside.The boy was a little unhappy to be dragged by Lan Danzhi. He even kicked and kicked, but Lan Danzhi couldn't hold back anymore. Dan Zhi was taken aback, and wanted to fight back, but he raised his hand halfway, blushed, let go of his arms, and took a step back.
Promised to look back, happy.The so-called boy is obviously a girl, not to mention whether the second feature is obvious or not, just because of his appearance, he will never be confused with a boy, but now he has a small haircut shaved, no wonder he is angry.
Although the little soldier knew that he had done something wrong, he still had to defend himself, muttering, "You still blame me, there is a girl on the door of the next room, who told you to enter by mistake!"
"You didn't post a boy on the door, so why don't you let him in? Besides, you're blind!" The girl became angrier as she talked, and struggled to mend her foot. The nerves in his head were a little short and he went down the road, fell over his shoulder, and the world was quiet!
The world was quiet for only a few tens of seconds, the girl lay on the ground and blinked, "Wow!" and cried!
Lan Danzhi reacted the moment he threw the man out, and hurriedly squatted down and stretched out his hand to pull him away, but was slapped away by the girl.The little girl stood up scrambling, picked up the electric fader on the table, pulled and dragged Lan Danzhi down on the stool, and pushed it while crying and cursing, frightened and promised and The little soldier huddled in a corner of the classroom, not daring to move.
"What's the noise?" Maybe the commotion in the room was a little louder, and the guide was drawn over, but when he pushed the door, he was startled by the situation in the room, "This, what is the situation, I will Went to get a glass of water..."
That day, Xu Nuo's head was also shaved by this girl. After hearing what was going on, the instructor was also happy. He sat on the table and watched the little girl go crazy. He sold Xu Nuo and Lan Danzhi to This girl even said that she was the one who shaved the heads of the two before the girls' hair grew back, and they were not allowed to go to the barber shop for repairs!
The instructor is Lin Zui, a graduate student from the surrounding cities and counties of Shenyang, who graduated in the first half of the year, and stayed directly at the school to teach.The girl's name is Wang Yixin, and she and Xu Nuo are from the same village, even in the same district, but not in the same high school.
The lunch that day was also invited by the instructor. Xu Nuo and Lan Danzhi were a little embarrassed, but the girl was not polite, holding Lin Zui's employee meal card with a dog gnawed on it, brushing it with chicken legs and Coke Lehu, Xu Nuo even saw Lin Zui grinding his teeth.
After dinner, Wang Yixin appointed Lan Danzhi to accompany her to the barber shop to have her hair re-trimmed, and promised to go back to the dormitory to take a nap, a mobilization meeting in the afternoon, and formal military training the next day.
The mobilization meeting in the afternoon was actually quite boring. On the rostrum, leaders at all levels sat in a row with the dean as the center, and the freshmen below stood in a row according to their departments and classes.
The chairman of the conference introduced the leaders one by one with his voice correct and round. The students stood up straight and straight and tried to slap their palms neatly and synchronously.
Meetings are inseparable from speeches, from the dean to the heads of departments, from the past to the present, from the present to the future.Xu Nuo secretly looked at his watch, okay, three hours are not over yet.It may be that conscience finally found out, or it may be that the team standing below started to stagger, the meeting is finally over!This last collective applause was the loudest and most consistent!
Xu Nuo secretly swore that when he became a leader, he would never say a word if he could say it clearly, and he would never hold a 10-minute meeting for an entire afternoon!But many years later, when Xu Nuo had the opportunity to start a meeting to speak, he liked to hold a long meeting, not for anything else, just seeing the expressions of the people below who were unloved, and felt very happy!Otherwise, how can we say that everyone has the potential to pervert!
After the mobilization meeting is over, instructors are assigned.Dozens of young men walked to the front of the line with uniform strides, which looked a bit seductive in uniform.
The promised class was divided into two instructors, both of whom were not very old. After introducing themselves, the instructor began the first formal roll call.
What Xu Nuo studied was investigation. There were 29 people in the investigation team. There were 2 girls, one was Wang Yixin who had his hair shaved, and the other was a small girl with a round face named Tian Lailai.Xu Nuo was stunned when he heard the name, and turned his head to look sideways. After being reprimanded by the instructor, he hurriedly stood up straight, but his heart was beating violently.Later, the instructor said something, but I couldn't hear it clearly, and my whole body was shaking all the time.
"What's the matter, fifth brother?" When they were disbanding, the boss came over and patted Xu Nuo on the shoulder.
"It's okay, it might be a bit of heat stroke." Xu Nuo hadn't recovered yet, and hurriedly answered when he heard the question, but he still couldn't restrain himself from glancing at the girl next to Wang Yixin.
Wang Yixin seemed to have noticed the gaze behind him, turned around and saw that it was Xu Nuo, and pulled the girl over with a smile. "Tian Lailai, I'll take the next bunk, this is a promise."
Xu Nuo nodded numbly, his body felt cold, and he didn't know what to say, so he found an excuse and dragged Lan Danzhi, who was in a daze, to the teaching building and into the bathroom.
Lan Danzhi was a little surprised by Xu Nuo's behavior, but he didn't ask too much, and he took out a cigarette from somewhere and lit it and handed it to Xu Nuo.
Xu Nuo took a few deep breaths, coughed so much that tears and snot all came down.
Many years later, Xu Nuo thought that his addiction to smoking seemed to be formed at that time, so that he could never quit.
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