Snake

Don't look at the majestic mountain master who has lived for 800 years and claims to have a good understanding of astronomy and geography. He has seen all kinds of weird things, except for the matter of serving pregnant women.As for taking care of a pregnant woman, you can't even find it in books.Especially caught blind!

It is true that Gong Xin gave birth to a child, but it was a egg and not a human being. The longest time was to conceive a tiger, and the total was only three months.

It is also true that Lu Xiehu also gave birth to a child, but it was only an egg. Every time she was pregnant for one month, she didn't feel anything special except her belly swollen.Huzi is an exception, and strictly speaking, Huzi is still an egg, but it hatched directly in his stomach.

Therefore, Lu Xiehu's pregnancy with her third child was full of ups and downs, which made the whole Dongfu jump like a dog.

In February and March, I vomited dizzily, ate less, and drowsy all day long, and my originally thin person suddenly disappeared.Gong Xin was so anxious that he searched all over the mountains and plains for ingredients in early spring, and made sweet and sour delicious and easy-to-digest food for the kid to try.As long as he can eat more than half a bowl and doesn't vomit immediately, he immediately asks the little elf who follows him to write the secretary, and promises to do it often.

Four or five months later, the stomach had calmed down, the weather was getting warmer, and the clothes were thin and the body couldn't hide it. I saw Lu Xiehu's belly bulge.He seemed to have gained weight and was unconscious, and his fetal appearance was stable without vomiting, so he started to run around in the mountains with his tiger cubs.Going up the tree to pick fruit, stepping on the stream to catch fish, digging soil and turning mushrooms, and not forgetting to climb the heights to express his generous feelings in his free time, Hu Zi is certainly very stubborn, but every time he sees Gong Xin, his heart beats and his calf beats. Shivering, stomach spasms, scalp exploded, and the back of the spine was sweating and chilling, wishing to faint to death.

After seven months of coaxing and persuasion, there was no danger, the mountains were hot, Lu Xiehu's body was heavy and his back hurt, his waist was like a weight wrapped around his waist, he couldn't sit still, he walked sideways His legs are panting, his movements are clumsy and slow, and he can sweat profusely just sitting all day long. Looking from behind, he really looks like a sloth bear.The harder it is, the less worried the little guy in the stomach is. When he wakes up, he punches and kicks like a rabbit, and he has to do several somersaults a day.Huzi was so angry that he was in a hurry to defend his "mother", he aimed at the small fist protruding from Lu Xiehu's belly, opened his mouth and bit down hard.

In the end, he didn't bite his fist, and the bite hurt Lu Xiehu.

Gong Xin grabbed his little tail and lifted it upside down and slapped his butt a few times, not without worry: "I won't let him go while she was still in the womb, this baby is too jealous."

Lu Xiehu, who was lying on his side on the Xiaoyaoliang bed, was worried about other things.

"elder brother……"

Hearing the small voice in his heart call out shyly and timidly, Gong Xin suddenly felt something was wrong, turned his head to look, and covered his face with a muffled smile.

"What, what should I do?"

"What can we do?" Gong Xin waved his hand, and saw the tiger scratching the roof of the cave and drawing a long rainbow arc, and flew straight out the door.Then he snapped his fingers and landed on the stone gate, leaned over and hooked Lu Xiehu's belt and said in a hoarse voice: "Who told you to like this bite? Don't let me bite, but let the brat take advantage of it. Could it be that letting him come to make you feel comfortable? "

Lu Xiehu's cheeks were flushed red, and he spat at him: "Bah!"

Gong Xin snorted triumphantly from the depths of her chest: "Then do you want a female or a male?"

Lu Xiehu's face was almost buried in his chest, but his thoughts turned so fast that he could almost blurt out: "That's great!"

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The so-called derogation to be a mortal does not mean that one has completely become a human after being banned by cultivation.After all, Gong Xin is a candidate for the big jiao who can repair the horns. He already has a bit of immortality, and the murder is to save people, so the sky just sent a little official with sesame seeds to deliver a few reprimands, wipe off the sharp horns, Tell him to close the door and repent.

But since it lost its horn, the big snake's prestige suddenly became a little weaker.What's more, the body of the snake is indeed shorter than a star and a half, and it can no longer stand upright in the middle of the hole, and it has shrunk by more than half.The snake head and tail straightened and stood in front of Lu Xiehu, who was only two heads taller than him, and his head was so small that it was only the size of a pickle jar.

Therefore, Mr. Shanzhu felt awkward in his heart, he wanted to save face, so he didn't like to show his original body in front of the boy.Be a human being!Anyway, his personal cultivation is yin and yang, and he is very familiar with being a human being. Other people's monsters are afraid of being unstable and revealing their personal life.

The only time I feel awkward when doing good deeds.Those two slender and long white legs were neither easy to clamp nor proper, knees hurt after kneeling for a long time, and they still can't use their strength when sitting, it is not as good as his soft and flexible half snake tail, which can be lingered and caressed, It won't go numb when you put it under your body, and you won't be afraid of sinking when you wrap it around your upper abdomen and waist. If you let him toss it over and over again, it will hurt the kid no matter what.Now his snake body has shrunk a circle, and his penis is also thinner and shorter, not as majestic and easy to use as a human body.However, Lu Xiehu's body was too heavy, and he couldn't ride or press it down. Lying flat was even more harmful to the fetus. Gong Xin was so angry that he wanted to bend his legs into a circle.

It's not that he couldn't bear it, he lived alone in the deep mountains for hundreds of years, drank the dew with bigu to purify his mind and asceticism, and cultivated his horns. He Gong Xin is serious and wants to become a fairy and a god, so he can't live without this concentration.However, this time it is ugly and naive, and it is urgent. When it was four or five months old, it would like to rub against people in the middle of the night, shouting hot and dry, and wanting to be hugged by a snake tail to keep it cool.Throwing a tiger for him to hug, it's always shady next to him, right?Also wronged.Resentfully, he turned his back and lay face down for a long time, ignoring people.

Get to know each other and get along with each other, whether it is long or short, it will be a year.Gong Xin never regarded Lu Xiehu as the Chou Wenxi or anyone else in his previous life. Chou also likes to be stupid and cute, so she fell in love with this boy's simplicity and silliness.How many times have I thought that after being pregnant and having a human fetus, the kid's temperament will change so much.

No, it can't be said to be very big, still obedient, still naive, still kind-hearted, can't speak, and secretly talk back is common.To tell the truth, it is indeed this bit of boudoir love, becoming active and presumptuous, as if having an addiction.

Gong Xin thought about it all night, and was also left in the cold all night. She didn't fall asleep. Before dawn, she quietly went down the mountain alone to find a medical clinic and sneaked in to read a few medical books.Don't need to remember anything else, just see a sentence in the place where the eyes fall: people are different, pregnancy is desire, not adultery, moderate sex, loving and happy, midwifery.

Turning over the title page, the author is not a member of Xinglin, a name I have never heard of, and the book is also self-transcribed, not imitated. Gong Xin speculates that Yuemo is a summary made by the ancestors themselves, and it has not been burned. It is proven and useful.So with an ambiguous smirk on his face, he went back to the sleeping hole.

At that time, it was already high in the sun, and Lu Xiehu was still sleepy, and the tiger was sleeping on his arm so that his saliva overflowed. He was picked up by the snake father, put in a bamboo cage, and slipped to the roof of the hanging hole outside the house, snoring unawares. Sweet dreams.

And that whole day, Lu Xiehu didn't get out of bed.The two of them tossed and turned on the stone couch and tried all kinds of loving gestures, both of them indulged too much like rain after a long drought.

So don't look at Lu Xiehu's body with a fleshy ball in his belly, but the two of them have never been delayed in the boudoir fun, and the "pleasure" has been very hearty for several months.

Even the rattan bed he was lying on at this moment was modified by Gong Xin according to the style of the imperial concubine's couch for convenience. It looked like the whole bed, but half of it was actually a patchwork footstool. recliner.

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The scars of summer and spring are bright and beautiful.

And the tiger outside the cave stubbornly pawed at the stone door, with sharp fangs, and actually gnawed a hole out of the stone door, which was just big enough to bury his aggrieved little face.