fuck with me

Yan Chaoyang went to Xiao Yanjun's place.

"Why! I don't want to take him to the underworld to play! I can't even go by myself!" When Xiao Yanjun heard that he was going to be with the commoner ghost who put his hand in his mouth, he lost all thoughts of playing.

"I can help you, Yan Jun will listen to me."

Little Yan Jun: "That's my father's incompetence!"

Yan Jun happened to pass by, and his eyebrows twitched: "You little bastard, you will criticize your father in front of outsiders! Lao Bai, take him to drink a few sips of Granny Meng's new tea."

"No!" Everyone knows that Granny Meng only has Mengpo soup as her signature. After drinking it, she will be in a trance and forget everything else, but the others... "You might as well let me eat mud!"

"Go and dig two catties of new mud." Yan Jun commanded empathetically.

Xiao Yanjun had no choice but to beg for mercy, and secretly sighed why he had such a father, who was incompetent and tasteless.

"What do you want him to do in Yangjian? He can't return to Yangjian, so why go back and see, he also said that there are no relatives on it."

"He swallowed my elixir, and now it seems to be absorbed by his body. I want to see if I can let him go for a walk in the underworld after waking up the elixir, so that he can gather his own spirit."

"You are a soft-hearted person. If you want me to say that he and you are not related, so what if you practice."

Little Yan Jun also knew what they were talking about. Although he, Uncle Chaoyang, seemed to dislike anything except wine, he always pretended to be a mortal in his heart, and every time he watched him drink the only thing Granny Meng could drink, Jumping into reincarnation, Yan Jun valued his talent at that time, so he left him, and he gave his spirit jade to the soul of that person, hoping that he would recognize him when he came down again, and meet each other, but the last time , but the mortal lost it and never found it again.

Now the people are lost, and the jade is gone.

"That person is the one who stole your jade?"

"Maybe, but it's not important. The point is, I want to get it back, but I can't do it anymore."

Yan Jun snorted coldly: "I'm afraid it's not that I can't do it, but I don't want to do it. It's just that I look alike. If you lose that person, you lose it. You have an easier way."

Yan Zhaoyang's eyes brightened a little: "What is it?"

"Treat him as him." It is self-evident who he is, "Anyway, your elixir is also on him, if you don't want those mana, just put it on him like this, you just treat it like this It doesn't matter, you don't need to hurt him, Ling Dan is also around, they look alike, maybe it's a chance for you, but I hate this." Because then no one can help him work! "Otherwise, let's deal with him next month, boy, what do you think?"

Xiao Yanjun also showed the same smirk as his father: "Remember to leave his hand to me."

Yan Chaoyang's discussion was fruitless, and he returned to his other garden, but he disappeared again.

Liu Feiyan almost seemed to be running away. As soon as Yan Chaoyang left, he put on his clothes and ran away. Fortunately, he has good feet, and most of the ghosts here can't catch up with him, but he ran for so long, but no one came Looking for him, I felt very relaxed at first, but...but where is he going alone?

He was so poor that he had only a few clothes left on him, and he was very dissatisfied with the fact that he was not hungry, because he could not steal things to eat.

He messed up his hair, tore a few holes in his clothes, and touched the shoulder of a passing ghost: "Hey, man, how did you die? Excuse me..."

As soon as the ghost turned around, it frightened him half to death, and his face turned pale. He remembered that the book said that the worse the death, the paler the face.The man hadn't talked to anyone for a long time, sobbing and crying for a while: "I died so badly, my father sold me to an old man to be a male concubine, that man is already sixty, woo woo ...If I hadn't stolen his money and ran out, I would definitely die on that old man's bed now, woo woo woo—"

"Aren't you already sixty, how can you kill someone?"

The ghost said: "The old guy is cruel, find someone to come with me..."

It's true that the world is going downhill, and this young man looks young, so he can only comfort him: "It's better to die, it's better to die."

The ghost also nodded again and again: "I'm about to go to reincarnation, I don't know what will happen, by the way, what's the matter with you just calling me?"

Only then did Liu Feiyan realize that she had no place to go, so she wanted to hang out with others: "Oh, I also want to go to reincarnation, and I can't find a way, why don't you take me with you, let's talk on the way, and relieve the boredom."

So two ghosts with disheveled hair set off, one with a pale and frightening face, crying so much that there was no place to dry it, and now it was laughing again, the other with rolling eyes, following a lot of little ghosts on the passers-by. Things are addictive, and the two of them are playing on the road.

I don't know how long they've been together, but the two ghosts have become confidantes. Liu Feiyan loves to talk nonsense, and just happened to meet Xiao Yan, who doesn't shy away from scolding people. He said that he didn't want to use his previous name, so he called this , the ashes of the smoke.

"Look, that's where it is." Xiao Yan pointed to the long line of dozens of people in front, the leader was serving bowls of soup at the bridgehead, which was really the same as the folklore.Liu Feiyan asked: "If you drink that and cross the river, will you be reincarnated?"

"I don't know either, that's what your lord said."

The two ghosts silently lined up at the end of the line, but as soon as they passed, the little ghost who gave the call knelt down in front of him with a plop, and was caught off guard.

Over there, Granny Meng noticed something strange, she even put down her work, walked over to look at the two of them, pinched one chin with one hand and dangled it, wishing to see a hole, sniffed again, and suddenly let go He bowed to Liu Feiyan: "Lord Chaoyang, if you don't drink at home, how come you have time to wander here this time?"

Liu Feiyan: "...?"

Xiao Yan was also shocked when she heard the name: "You are from here..."

"No, no, I'm just a dead ghost, how could I be an official here."

Granny Meng sniffed again to make sure, and sure enough, it still smelled like Yan Chaoyang, only when he came here to wait for someone in a new way this time, she didn't care, and told Xiaoyan behind him to follow.

Liu Feiyan was ignored and pointed at herself, "What about me?"

"You can do it yourself."

But he just came to reincarnate?Take it easy?How can I help myself?He looked around, everyone was waiting in line for the bowl of soup, and he was not allowed to stand in the line...

"Grandma Meng, Granny Meng! Someone fell into the water!"

The scene was very chaotic for a while, Granny Meng summoned a group of ghost messengers to jump down to save people, this is Mr. Chaoyang who lost [-]% of his mana, drowned in his own river.

Liu Feiyan jumped down stupidly, because he saw a boat below, and with his skill, he was able to go up, and if he couldn't reincarnate, he could hide in another place, he didn't want to be met by Xiao Yanjun, nor It's a bed warmer for an old ghost with broken sleeves, but the bad thing is that he didn't realize that the boat was a phantom as soon as he stepped on it.

With a plop, all the big guys in line gathered around to watch the excitement, reincarnation can be discussed later, don't worry.

So Liu Feiyan was delivered to Xiao Yanjun wet again. He happened to be taking a walk next to him, but he heard chaotic shouts from ahead. Slap, didn't wake up: "Oh, it looks like I'm dizzy."

Yan Chaoyang was also quickly called over, and Granny Meng took a look, and then she was convinced that her nose really didn't work as she got older, no wonder no one drank the things she made.

This whole body was wet, Liu Feiyan's body began to smell of alcohol again, no one else could smell it, and the old drunkard became drunk when he smelled it, feeling refreshed and happy, he almost snatched it away to be relieved.

"Hey, Chaoyang... Chaoyang!" Xiao Yanjun shouted loudly, and was only one hand away from punching him up.

Yan Chaoyang dragged his drowned body, and finally came back to his senses.

"I'll take him back. I'm going to cause trouble for Mrs. Meng."

Granny Meng was deeply affected by the fact that her nose failed, she curled up and slowly moved back to the front of the big boiler, and said, "Don't look at it, eh, come back... Who will look at being a pig in the next life?" !” Then everyone hurried back and stood up in order.

As soon as Liu Feiyan opened his eyes, he felt that he might have jumped through time and space. In the still dark room, still naked, still dripping wet, with a green hand on his waist, he felt that he had no energy to scream, and was scared for a second. This time seems stupid.

Why does only one hand of his shine?

After he woke up, he didn't dare to run around for a while, and he couldn't run anymore. As soon as he opened his eyes, the people next to him woke up. Eyes squinted slightly, unable to see the sparkle inside, as if not waking up...

How long have you been asleep?

But now is not the time to care about how long he has slept, he seems to keep getting into trouble as soon as he comes up, and he is afraid that the old ghost will be angry now, because he feels that someone pinched his waist hard, and then pinched it again.

Then he laughed out loud without any image.

"Hahaha you... don't pinch... tickle hahaha——"

At the beginning, Chaoyang just wanted to pinch as punishment, and was about to make a long speech, but saw Liu Feiyan's expression was a little weird, so he couldn't hold back his hands, and pinched again, and this happened. I haven't seen anyone laugh so happily for a long time. I just feel that the smile is very dazzling.When the granddaughter who came to deliver the tribute saw this scene, she yelled in panic, covered her face, and looked shamelessly, there was a naked man on grandpa's bed, and grandpa was still tickling him!

but……

"Grandpa, did you just smile?" No, it was a very pleasant kind of smile, with the corners of the mouth raised and happy!Grandpa usually just smiles at them perfunctorily!

Liu Feiyan only felt pain in her heart, how could your grandfather be unhappy when he punished me!And he is still a cutthroat!My lord, I'm naked!He suddenly realized that there was a girl here, so he took out the quilt and wrapped it around his body, and continued to smile dutifully until the old ancestor was happy.

Granddaughter: "..." Fool?

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