fuck with me

Chapter No.17

Compared with the frigid weather above, the destruction of the country and the destruction of the family, the underground is really lively, and it is only a matter of putting on lights and festoons, performing a few juggling and singing a few plays to welcome the first lady of the underground back to the underworld.

This time, there is no need for Lord Chaoyang to personally send someone to look for him, because many old ghosts in the underground recognize him, let alone bring a dog to reincarnate, which is probably the only one in the past few decades.

"Ma'am——" Granny Meng's adoptive daughter immediately noticed him and came up to meet him, pulling him out of the team, "Come on, everyone, come and see! Madam Chaoyang is back—"

The voice is so loud that one can't help but suspect that she originally came from the high mountains, and she can sing a good folk song.

The group of ghosts immediately became commotion, surrounded him three floors in and three floors out, and before they had time to greet him, he disappeared in full view.

Everyone was very disappointed, Mr. Chaoyang became more domineering and rude after regaining his mana, and he was very fireworks. Hearing that Mr. Chaoyang was stealing other people's bedding in Yangjian, I really don't know how to feel - we are very poor what?

The big dog was surrounded by layers of layers, a little scared, and its tail was clamped.

"Don't be afraid of puppies, my sister will take you to eat bones, okay, we don't have anything else here, this kind of thing is enough."

A few hours later, Lord Chaoyang used his 'privilege' to walk a lot with the new Emperor Yin and the judge, and finally placed a pile of books in front of Liu Feiyan.

Someone had a bitter face: "You want to copy books again?"

"You copied it for Xiaoru last time, but this time it's you."

"Then I still need to go to school? But please forgive me, I can't sit still." He raised his neck coquettishly.

"This is the rule." Lord Chaoyang is very stern and selfless, completely forgetting that he snatched other people's bedding and stealing other people's chickens.

Liu Feiyan leaned over and smiled flatteringly: "I really don't like going to school. I used to overhear someone's wife saying a few words and I would fall asleep. Otherwise, you can help me to beg Yan Jun? Isn't he the most obedient to you?" Is it?"

"It's not me he's afraid of."

Liu Feiyan squinted at him——

"Then I will live in the school, eat, live, bathe, and sleep with those wild ghosts. I have never lived such a life, um..." He rubbed his chin thoughtfully, "It seems Not bad, sounds interesting, then I'll..."

Sure enough, Chaoyang immediately said: "I will teach myself."

Even if he knew that he said that on purpose, it was still unimaginable and unacceptable.

"Ah, Mr. Chaoyang has become so unprincipled." He rebelliously tugged at the cheeks of his ancestor who was hundreds of years older than him, and he was so proud of his favor, "I would be a sinner if I said it."

"They dare not speak of you."

Liu Feiyan tsk-tsk: "That's really domineering. Fortunately, I'm not one of those people who are domineering by you, otherwise I'd be pissed to death."

He hadn't slept on the old ghost's bed for a long time, and today he didn't feel any discomfort. Once he touched the pillow, he closed his eyes, and fell asleep for more than ten hours as if fainted.

When I woke up, there was another commotion outside.

"They're welcoming you back."

Liu Feiyan was puzzled: "They actually want to welcome me back? I haven't paid for my three hundred vases yet, and there are old Hades' jade carvings, jade corals, and many useless bottles and jars— —”

"And Hua Niang's hairpin."

"...Oh." He remembered that when he first came here, he seemed to touch a girl's hairpin, but it disappeared, but is it necessary to mention it?

He touched his own head as if feeling something—as expected...

"It must be tasteless." He pursed his lips and smiled.

"But it's very precious." The jade on it was shining with green light.

Yan Chaoyang took off the hairpin for him, ran his fingers through the messy hair, took a wooden comb, combed it to the bottom, and combed it into his heart.

Half an hour later, he finally got down from the couch. He didn't know that the jade hairpin on his head symbolized the highest status in the underground except Yan Jun.

So when he poked his head out of the window, all the big and small ghosts outside were stunned. This is really taking Mr. Chaoyang in!My lord really dotes on Madam, and gave away such important things!

There are quite a few flatterers down below, everyone is holding a basket of red eggs, and there are also a lot of red ribbons, and they start tossing them in the air, covering his head, and the ones who sprinkled petals see that they have started, but that's okay. Not to be outdone, the wind blows, and the streets are full of people like snow... It's messy, but it's quite festive, more lively than getting married.

Liu Feiyan always thought that everyone was just talking about them in the background, but she didn't expect to like him so much. She was so moved that she couldn't be more moved for a while, and secretly vowed in her heart that she must be a good person and live up to everyone's expectations. It's really a shame to bring it like this.

But here he really thinks too much, because everyone is very afraid that Lord Chaoyang who is in a bad mood will do something to oppress ghosts. Thinking about the days when he was oppressed to work day and night, everyone also thinks about it. Go jump in the river.

Maybe Mr. Chaoyang will feel better after studying with his wife?

So today everyone is purely celebrating that Master Chaoyang is in a good mood.

Before the messy welcome was over, he was dragged back to the house, and the windows were swept and closed, which was very rude, and everyone knew it at a glance.

"Let's go back, my lord estimates that it will take two hours for my wife to come out."

"We still haven't sung the song. It was written by a famous poet! We've been practicing for half a month!"

"That can't be helped, my big broken stone can't perform, it's a big stone slab specially cheated from the kiln."

"The wine should be delivered."

While everyone was chattering, the two of them carried the wine jar and waited here for a long time. Before they were ready to leave, the window was pushed open again. First a small thing flew out, and then another... madam.

History keeps repeating itself, Liu Feiyan really wants to cry, why does this hairpin fly away when he touches it!Fearing that it might be damaged, I rushed to pick it up, but I also forgot that I was on the second floor, pushed open the window and jumped out.

Soaked a whole body of wine.

The onlookers scattered - we didn't see anything!Ma'am won't make a fool of herself!

Liu Feiyan angrily said, "Why didn't you say earlier that only you can touch it!"

"It's temporary, and it won't be like this after he gets familiar with your smell." Yan Chaoyang helped him change his clothes, "But your relationship with water probably won't be resolved."

How long has it been since I came back, and it's like this again.

Liu Feiyan took a deep breath, and the feeling of relief in his chest was really good: "By the way, help me see when Xiao Yan will come down, so I can go see him."

"Don't go."

Ok?

Oh--

"Why do I feel sour? Master Chaoyang? Old ancestor?" Liu Feiyan called him many times, but got no response, "Isn't it? He's just a child. It's better to hold him when it's cold. Hold rhubarb, okay."

"When he comes down, he won't be a child anymore." The old ancestor said.

"That's true." I don't know how long the kid can live this time, maybe he will be seventy or eighty, but now the world above is a bit hanging.

Today, the two were brewing wine together in the courtyard. After all, they were married, and they couldn't spend their time on this wine alone.Little Yan Jun looked at the layer of beans floating in the wine, and raised his eyebrows: "Isn't it really going to be a vat of miso?"

"Well, this altar is for you, it doesn't matter."

Little Yan Jun couldn't believe it, it was actually Uncle Chaoyang whom he had always respected who said this, and he forgot even the rebuttal.

"You bastard, what did you do to Chaoyang!"

"You want to know?" He squinted at Little Yan Jun, and smiled brightly at Chaoyang, very flattering, like a good dog waiting to be petted.Master Chaoyang liked it in his heart, so he kissed him.

Xiao Yanjun slapped his head and covered his eyes, he really couldn't bear to look directly at him, unexpectedly, he became so shameless!There are a lot of people outside!

I had no choice but to take the dog to play.

"Hey, you really cooperated with me like that just now, I was really surprised." He pushed his shoulders against Chaoyang, with a smile that succeeded in mischief, "I'm not afraid to scare your little nephew to tears."

"We're married, I will kiss if I want to." He pressed the petals in a wooden barrel and fetched some water.Liu Feiyan moved away from him immediately, Yan Zhaoyang raised his eyebrows in confusion.

He said: "Just in case." No one can tell where your water will end up.

Master Chaoyang smiled and continued to do his own thing. The two sat side by side, looking like a young couple.

"Old face."

Chaoyang froze for a moment before realizing: "Why are you calling me that suddenly?"

"It's nothing, I just want to call it that, heartwarming."

Mr. Chaoyang pointed a finger, and a spark danced in his palm. The white flame was cold and cold. When he held it, it scattered into light spots, and he nodded on Lao Yan's shoulder: "One more."

Both of them laughed, Yan Chaoyang didn't do it at all, and just concentrated on lighting him up.

"It's such a boring little trick, thanks to Madam who can play it so many times."

"What do you know? The key is not this little trick. Don't you see how happy Mr. Chaoyang is when he sees his wife beside him? It's almost a brilliant smile."

"What is your analogy?"

"Learned from my wife."

Liu Feiyan thought it would take decades for Xiaoyan to come down, but she met again within four or five years.

"You said that your child is not destined to live to eighteen." The kid who died young.

Xiao Yan rushed into his arms and cried: "I don't want to go back either, I want to stay here with you!"

The high-ranking person next to him took him aside, and Xiaoyan saw clearly that it was the man who emerged from the soil last time.

"You follow the rules and go to reincarnation."

"Then why can Big Brother Liu stay here?"

"Because I'm this person's mess now." He pointed at Yan Chaoyang, "But if you really don't want to go back, I'll ask him to help you. At this time, you were born in a war-torn era, and life is not easy."

"But……"

"Don't worry, Lord Chaoyang, whom Wanmin admires, won't leave you alone, or he will go back to his hometown at night to accompany his grandson."

Lord Chaoyang pursed his lips, didn't say anything, and secretly squeezed his palm behind him - not to go.

Afterwards, the family of two ghosts and one dog added another mouthful. People came to deliver tribute every day, and there were also children and grandchildren who visited and saluted. He picked up two sons, a daughter, and countless grandsons for no reason. He suddenly became a big elder, and someone would do everything for him every day.

"Do you think it's not good for me to be idle all day?" At night, he played with the hair of the two of them, tangling it and asking Yan Chaoyang to untie it. He was extremely bored.

"You won't be idle."

"Huh? Then what else can I do?"

"Go to school, I will teach myself."

The old ancestor didn't say anything, he almost forgot about it, he smiled slyly: "Then how do you teach?"

"Memorize the precepts first, and then learn to discipline—"

He turned over and pressed down on the old ancestor, held his face and kissed again and again, his eyes were eager: "Don't recite it, can't you recite it?"

"No, this is—"

Another promiscuous marriage, without any rules, like a dog gnaws, but it is very effective.Lord Chaoyang was bitten on the side of the ear, and the man hummed and raised his voice: "Xianggong—"

A certain ancestor's ears were red, obviously this first time the address gave him a lot of shock, his heart suddenly softened, and he hugged the person on his body tightly: "Then, let's forget it..."

"Then is there anything else I can do?"

"Yes, you are responsible for me."

Someone: "...you really are a pervert."

(Finish)

The author has something to say: It was originally a small brain hole, but it was really finished, and I am very happy!It was much higher than expected. After all, it is estimated to be only [-] words... Anyway, it is still very satisfying!Let's see you next time!