Atobe Keigo Colleagues——Climbing to the Top[Comprehensive]
Chapter 54 The story of the mermaid princess, a laughing chapter that makes mermaids laugh
Chapter 54
Second act
Abyssal forbidden area
"Are you awake?" a voice asked.
"Where is this place?" the mermaid princess asked with a puzzled tone.
"This is a forbidden place." The voice sighed.
"Why am I in the forbidden area instead of turning into a bubble?" The mermaid princess was even more confused.
"Don't you look at your tail?" the voice reminded.
"Tail... tail?" The mermaid princess looked at her own tail, and the color it used to be turned into black.The mermaid princess was astonished, "What's going on?"
"That transaction has a hidden result, that is, if the human prince still loves the mermaid princess in the end, and the mermaid princess chooses to return to the deep sea, the mermaid princess will become a black-tailed mermaid." The black-tailed mermaid who made the deal with the mermaid princess Tail flick.
"However, if the human prince shakes his head, it means he disagrees. How could it be? How could it be?" The mermaid princess burst into tears.
"I don't really understand the way humans express, but I probably know that the human prince shakes his head because he doesn't want to go back to the sea with you, but wants you to live on land with him." The black-tailed mermaid looked at the sky.
"Really?" the mermaid princess asked helplessly.
"Of course." The black-tailed mermaid confirmed.
"Does he really like me like this?" The mermaid princess's face was full of tears.
"You're still alive is the best proof." The black-tailed mermaid wagged its tail. "Okay, I'm leaving, you just wait here for the next person to come."
"Alone?" The mermaid princess couldn't believe it, "Where are you going?"
"My king is still waiting for me, I'm going to find him." The black-tailed mermaid smiled, and then slowly merged into the sea.
"If someone comes to replace me, I can go to meet my prince~" The face of the mermaid princess exuded a dazzling brilliance.
Act Three
"The Mermaid has been waiting...waiting...waiting..." Narrator 16
"The mermaid princess doesn't know whether the mermaid she makes deals with will be happy or not, but she can vaguely predict that most endings will not be good." Narrator 17
"A beautiful mermaid came to the mermaid princess with big innocent eyes, wanting to get her legs. Seeing the innocent eyes, the mermaid princess felt compassion and refused the beautiful mermaid's request." Narrator 18
"When the mermaid princess couldn't wait for someone to take over, and kept refusing to help those mermaids, those mermaids spread the bad news of the mermaid princess and the horror of the forbidden area in the group..." Narrator 19
"Rumors always spread quickly, and many mermaids believed those mermaids because they had heard similar words before." Aside 20
"I miss my prince so much, but how can I hurt those lovely mermaids again..." The mermaid princess sat on the rock, covering her head in pain.
"What choice will the mermaid princess make?" Narrator 21
Act Four
"No, the prince who loves me is the most important thing. Those mermaids choose to trade by themselves, and I also fulfill their wishes." The mermaid princess murmured.
"After waiting day after day, the mermaid princess still chose the human prince..." Narrator 22
"I heard that you can let me go to land, right?" the little mermaid asked with expectant eyes.
"Yes, I can let you go to land." The mermaid clenched her fists and smirked.
"Really? What do I need to do?" The little mermaid flicked her tail excitedly.
"Just make a deal with me." The mermaid princess looked at the little mermaid's green tail with jealousy in her eyes.
"It's really great, those mermaids actually said that you are not easy to talk, but you are easy to talk." The little mermaid said innocently.
"Oh, that's because they don't understand me." The mermaid princess closed her eyes for a moment, then opened them again, as if she had confirmed something.
"Come and trade." The little mermaid
"Come on." The mermaid princess
Act Five
"Want to have legs?" Mermaid Princess
"Happy transaction." Mermaid Princess
The mermaid princess fulfills the wish of all the mermaids who come to her to have legs, and looks forward to being replaced by a mermaid...
"Finally, a mermaid came..." Narrator 24
A mermaid covered with various scars appeared on the reef where the mermaid princess slept. The mermaid princess was startled, and then began to investigate the mermaid's experience...
"This mermaid boy was playing at the seaside. He met a human boy wearing casual clothes. The human boy was very defensive and had almost no human friends. He often talked to the sea. The mermaid boy accidentally listened to it one time. The whereabouts were exposed." Narrator 25
"When the mermaid boy thought that the human boy would chase him away, the human boy said that he already knew about the eavesdropping, but it didn't make him feel disgusted, and on the contrary, he wanted to talk more." Narration 26
"The two teenagers have made an agreement since then that they will meet here every day, and they have faithfully fulfilled the agreement..." Narrator 27
"But there is no impenetrable wall in the world. The existence of the mermaid boy was posted on the Internet. Regardless of whether it is true or not, countless people flock to the beach." Narration 28
"The human boy blew the secret signal agreed upon by the two at the beach, and the mermaid boy made a decision after hearing it..." Narration 29
"The mermaid boy finally had two legs, and he set foot on the shore to live with the human boy." Narrator 30
"A peaceful life is not long. The existence of a mermaid boy is very abrupt. A man without identity information is subconsciously protected by a human boy. These are all flaws." Narration 31
"When the love between the two boys reaches its peak, the mermaid boy turns back into a mermaid." Narrator 32
"Nightmare bells are tolling..." Narrator 33
"The mermaid boy was pursued, and the two boys were caught in hiding within a few days, and then began to be studied..." Narration 34
"The human boy never gave up on the mermaid boy. Finally, one evening, they escaped there. The human boy put the mermaid boy into the sea, but he was hit by a bullet and lost his life." Narration 35
"The mermaid boy entered the water as if he had activated a cheat, and all attacks could not hurt him. He also cursed the pursuers that everyone they cared about would die, and then swam to the bottom of the sea with the human boy in his arms..." Narrator 36
"After the curse was fulfilled, the expression on the pursuer's face ranged from shock to disbelief to regret..." Narrator 37
Act [-]
"It's actually like this..." The mermaid princess was shocked.
"Where's my human boy?" The mermaid boy looked for him in panic.
"He's in your hand." The mermaid princess pointed to the humanoid pattern on the palm of the mermaid boy.
"It's him, it's him." The mermaid boy stroked his palm in surprise.
"I'm leaving to meet my prince." The mermaid princess said and disappeared.
Act [-]
"The mermaid princess didn't see the prince..." next to 38
"That's right, how could the prince like me with blood on my hands?" the mermaid princess gave up on herself.
Closing
.
"What do you think of our performance?" Keigo Atobe raised his eyebrows.
"You should be thankful that there is a prophet." The white-haired mermaid gritted her teeth watching the mermaids disappear completely behind her, and then became sad again, "I don't want to wake up again."
The white-haired mermaid smiled at the end, "Thank you for your performance, which made me see my former self."
"Are these mermaids all in love with humans but can't be together?" Rukawa Feng asked.
Naraku nodded.
"Their tails are not black." Xiang Riyue looked for a reason to deny it.
"It will only be black when in the forbidden area, and it will be the original color at other times." Naraku explained.
"Pfft, why doesn't acting like this lead to a runaway?" Bunta Marui asked.
"If we stop at the place where the mermaid turns into a bubble as normal, these mermaids will go berserk because they see the mermaid whose legs have been transformed into a bubble. If we let that mermaid have a happy ending, these mermaids will run away because they have to The most important thing is that the point of falling in love with the princess of a neighboring country must never appear!" Shiraishi Kuranosuke explained, exuding resentment, "Why do you want to act like this? My happy life with Xiao Jing."
"Did you make a mistake?" Shinobu Yushi pushed his glasses.
"What?" Kuranosuke Shiraishi turned his head.
"Xiao Tan and Xiao Chun were the ones who won the mermaid princess and the human prince." Yushi Ninzu laughed.
"Ah?" Shiraishi Kuranosuke got stuck, then brushed his hand through his hair, regaining his demeanor, "Let's go, let's accept the second challenge."
"By the way, why do we have to enter the fog?" Fujioka Haruhi spread his hands.
"Because we came here." Yue Yongge spread his hands.
;
"Those guys who like to be sad have finally left. Don't think that our level will be as easy as those guys. If you want to pass mine, you have to make us laugh. As long as there is one person who doesn't laugh, it's not a pass." Redhead The golden-tailed mermaid said arrogantly, with hundreds of mermaids following behind her.
"Tell me a joke, here I come.
The phone rang, and the little girl said, 'Brother!I drank a glass of sugar water just now, and suddenly remembered that when I was a child, conditions were limited. Every time I drank sugar water, you asked me to drink more than half of it first. '
Me: 'Who made me a brother, I should! '
Little sister: 'Well!Brother, you have been avoiding me recently, I only found out today that the second half of the cup is the sweetest! '
I. . . "Said Torajiro Saeki.
No fish laughs...
"I come!
A woman by the river wanted to jump into the river, no one could persuade her, and more and more people watched the scene.
I couldn't help it anymore, and said: "Big sister can't jump in the river, I come to take a bath and poop in the river every day." '
The woman walked away crying with a groan. . . "After Yajiujinren finished speaking, there was still no mermaid smile, and he retreated.
"Yes.
Listen to what the boys in our class say,
One night, a certain boy in our class was chatting in the dormitory. Everyone was chatting happily, and then suddenly heard a loud "bang" from Xiao Z's bed. Everyone thought it was Xiao Z who was going to sleep, so we asked everyone to be quiet, and even asked him not to Talk, and then everyone goes to sleep.
10 minutes later......
Little Z suddenly shouted: Ah! ! !I just hit my head on the bed and passed out, but you guys don't care about me? ? ? ? ! !
His head hit the bed and he passed out...
Crashing the bed clapper fainted...
fainted...
Already..." Thousands of years
"There is a man named Ao Wen, and his younger brother is named Ao Xuan. My friend asked curiously, why isn't your younger brother called Ao Wu? It would be nice to have both civil and military skills! My friend replied, in fact, my younger brother's original name was Ao Wu. He once went out to play at night. , it was time for dinner and I still didn’t go home, so my mother called my brother’s name all over the village, and then changed his name to Ao Xuan.” Feng Jingye
"My mother was a very strong person.
When she was a kid she drove me out and my foot got stuck in the wheel.
She found that she couldn't ride anymore, so she stood up and rode. "Li Xiaolang
"I used to pull a black car for a while. One day, I pulled a big sister. She was pale and disheveled, and she looked like she had been hit by something. I didn't dare to make a sound along the way. I let her go when I got there. Knowing that I was about to drive away as soon as the car door was closed, she suddenly slapped the glass window of the car frantically, and yelled, "I'm going to die in your car!I'm going to die in your car! "I was so scared that I quickly kicked the accelerator and opened it wildly. After two traffic lights, I looked back in shock...Her keys were lying in my back seat." Kisara Tsu Jun
"Go back to my brother's house one day
I saw my younger brother and his good friend Xiao Ming comparing who is stupid
Brother: you are the most stupid
Xiao Ming: You are super stupid
Brother: You are super invincible and stupid
Xiao Ming: You are invincible and stupid
Brother: You are the most stupid in the world
Xiao Ming: You are the stupidest person on earth
Brother: You are the stupidest in the universe
Xiao Ming: You are the stupidest in the solar system
Brother: You are the stupidest in the galaxy
Xiao Ming: You Armstrong Spiral Explosion Stupid
Brother: Your black hole destroys the cannon dark matter is stupid
I frowned upon hearing this,
Shocked that my brother knew the term dark matter
Xiao Ming: You Lebida Saddam Trovsky Plato Raden Nietzsche Marx Stupid
I'm already scared by this time
After going back and forth like this
I think their vocabulary should be at the end by this time.
At this time, after Xiao Ming said a long series of words,
I think it's hard for my brother to come back now
Brother: You are more stupid than me! !
Well done brother!
Brother is awesome!
I didn't expect my brother to think of this trick
My eyes are full of admiration
I turned my head to Xiaoming
At this time, my younger brother's face was red like a fighting rooster
Just when I thought my brother had won
Xiao Ming looked at me and my brother mockingly.
raised eyebrows
Raise your hand in a 'please' gesture
lightly said something
'bounce'
I feel like my brother and I have lost. "Fuji Shusuke
"In a square abroad, there are two nude sculptures of men and women. For many years, the two sculptures face each other and face each other.
One day God passed by and saw these two sculptures, and felt that they were too pitiful, so he gave them an hour of life and said to them, you two can do what you want to do most in this hour.
So the male and female sculptures held hands and rushed to the back of the bushes next to the square...
Ten minutes passed and God wondered how they were doing, so he crept closer to the bushes.
I only heard the male sculpture say to the female sculpture: Honey, now you come and hold these pigeons!
It's my turn to shit on them! "Chang Lu Yuanguang
"When I was young, I didn't like to go to the public toilet, and I had to go home to solve the problem. Once, I couldn't hold back after drinking too much water, so I ran home after school. Halfway through the run, I felt a shiver, and the whole world felt relaxed. In winter, when the hot fresh liquid in the big cotton trousers meets the cold wind... I cried and ran home with white smoke coming from my lower body. At that time, the neighbors in the family yard were stupid! Later, I participated in every sports meeting, because many neighbors They all said that they saw me running so fast with their own eyes that my pants were worn out and smoked..." Kintaro Toyama
Having said so much, the mermaid still didn't laugh...
"Stop, let Xiaoqiong and Xiaonai come." Keigo Atobe
"There is a question, which is to use 'I am really...' to make a sentence, my brother wrote the answer is 'I am really a person.'" Kasuga Nokome
"Hahaha" laughter kept coming and going, and the red-haired golden-tailed mermaid looked deeply at Atobe and the others, "Miscalculation, there is a prophet. We admit defeat."
"Is this the end?" Marui Fumita was dumbfounded.
"What do you mean sugar water?"
"Why did that woman run away? Everything we do is underwater."
"What is a dormitory?"
"I think Ao Wu sounds nice."
"What is a car?"
……
There are lively mermaids asking about things they don't understand.After being stunned for a moment, everyone began to answer...
The author has something to say:
作者:
This story is my own thought, I hope you like it.
The following jokes were found online, thanks to whoever provided them.
Second act
Abyssal forbidden area
"Are you awake?" a voice asked.
"Where is this place?" the mermaid princess asked with a puzzled tone.
"This is a forbidden place." The voice sighed.
"Why am I in the forbidden area instead of turning into a bubble?" The mermaid princess was even more confused.
"Don't you look at your tail?" the voice reminded.
"Tail... tail?" The mermaid princess looked at her own tail, and the color it used to be turned into black.The mermaid princess was astonished, "What's going on?"
"That transaction has a hidden result, that is, if the human prince still loves the mermaid princess in the end, and the mermaid princess chooses to return to the deep sea, the mermaid princess will become a black-tailed mermaid." The black-tailed mermaid who made the deal with the mermaid princess Tail flick.
"However, if the human prince shakes his head, it means he disagrees. How could it be? How could it be?" The mermaid princess burst into tears.
"I don't really understand the way humans express, but I probably know that the human prince shakes his head because he doesn't want to go back to the sea with you, but wants you to live on land with him." The black-tailed mermaid looked at the sky.
"Really?" the mermaid princess asked helplessly.
"Of course." The black-tailed mermaid confirmed.
"Does he really like me like this?" The mermaid princess's face was full of tears.
"You're still alive is the best proof." The black-tailed mermaid wagged its tail. "Okay, I'm leaving, you just wait here for the next person to come."
"Alone?" The mermaid princess couldn't believe it, "Where are you going?"
"My king is still waiting for me, I'm going to find him." The black-tailed mermaid smiled, and then slowly merged into the sea.
"If someone comes to replace me, I can go to meet my prince~" The face of the mermaid princess exuded a dazzling brilliance.
Act Three
"The Mermaid has been waiting...waiting...waiting..." Narrator 16
"The mermaid princess doesn't know whether the mermaid she makes deals with will be happy or not, but she can vaguely predict that most endings will not be good." Narrator 17
"A beautiful mermaid came to the mermaid princess with big innocent eyes, wanting to get her legs. Seeing the innocent eyes, the mermaid princess felt compassion and refused the beautiful mermaid's request." Narrator 18
"When the mermaid princess couldn't wait for someone to take over, and kept refusing to help those mermaids, those mermaids spread the bad news of the mermaid princess and the horror of the forbidden area in the group..." Narrator 19
"Rumors always spread quickly, and many mermaids believed those mermaids because they had heard similar words before." Aside 20
"I miss my prince so much, but how can I hurt those lovely mermaids again..." The mermaid princess sat on the rock, covering her head in pain.
"What choice will the mermaid princess make?" Narrator 21
Act Four
"No, the prince who loves me is the most important thing. Those mermaids choose to trade by themselves, and I also fulfill their wishes." The mermaid princess murmured.
"After waiting day after day, the mermaid princess still chose the human prince..." Narrator 22
"I heard that you can let me go to land, right?" the little mermaid asked with expectant eyes.
"Yes, I can let you go to land." The mermaid clenched her fists and smirked.
"Really? What do I need to do?" The little mermaid flicked her tail excitedly.
"Just make a deal with me." The mermaid princess looked at the little mermaid's green tail with jealousy in her eyes.
"It's really great, those mermaids actually said that you are not easy to talk, but you are easy to talk." The little mermaid said innocently.
"Oh, that's because they don't understand me." The mermaid princess closed her eyes for a moment, then opened them again, as if she had confirmed something.
"Come and trade." The little mermaid
"Come on." The mermaid princess
Act Five
"Want to have legs?" Mermaid Princess
"Happy transaction." Mermaid Princess
The mermaid princess fulfills the wish of all the mermaids who come to her to have legs, and looks forward to being replaced by a mermaid...
"Finally, a mermaid came..." Narrator 24
A mermaid covered with various scars appeared on the reef where the mermaid princess slept. The mermaid princess was startled, and then began to investigate the mermaid's experience...
"This mermaid boy was playing at the seaside. He met a human boy wearing casual clothes. The human boy was very defensive and had almost no human friends. He often talked to the sea. The mermaid boy accidentally listened to it one time. The whereabouts were exposed." Narrator 25
"When the mermaid boy thought that the human boy would chase him away, the human boy said that he already knew about the eavesdropping, but it didn't make him feel disgusted, and on the contrary, he wanted to talk more." Narration 26
"The two teenagers have made an agreement since then that they will meet here every day, and they have faithfully fulfilled the agreement..." Narrator 27
"But there is no impenetrable wall in the world. The existence of the mermaid boy was posted on the Internet. Regardless of whether it is true or not, countless people flock to the beach." Narration 28
"The human boy blew the secret signal agreed upon by the two at the beach, and the mermaid boy made a decision after hearing it..." Narration 29
"The mermaid boy finally had two legs, and he set foot on the shore to live with the human boy." Narrator 30
"A peaceful life is not long. The existence of a mermaid boy is very abrupt. A man without identity information is subconsciously protected by a human boy. These are all flaws." Narration 31
"When the love between the two boys reaches its peak, the mermaid boy turns back into a mermaid." Narrator 32
"Nightmare bells are tolling..." Narrator 33
"The mermaid boy was pursued, and the two boys were caught in hiding within a few days, and then began to be studied..." Narration 34
"The human boy never gave up on the mermaid boy. Finally, one evening, they escaped there. The human boy put the mermaid boy into the sea, but he was hit by a bullet and lost his life." Narration 35
"The mermaid boy entered the water as if he had activated a cheat, and all attacks could not hurt him. He also cursed the pursuers that everyone they cared about would die, and then swam to the bottom of the sea with the human boy in his arms..." Narrator 36
"After the curse was fulfilled, the expression on the pursuer's face ranged from shock to disbelief to regret..." Narrator 37
Act [-]
"It's actually like this..." The mermaid princess was shocked.
"Where's my human boy?" The mermaid boy looked for him in panic.
"He's in your hand." The mermaid princess pointed to the humanoid pattern on the palm of the mermaid boy.
"It's him, it's him." The mermaid boy stroked his palm in surprise.
"I'm leaving to meet my prince." The mermaid princess said and disappeared.
Act [-]
"The mermaid princess didn't see the prince..." next to 38
"That's right, how could the prince like me with blood on my hands?" the mermaid princess gave up on herself.
Closing
.
"What do you think of our performance?" Keigo Atobe raised his eyebrows.
"You should be thankful that there is a prophet." The white-haired mermaid gritted her teeth watching the mermaids disappear completely behind her, and then became sad again, "I don't want to wake up again."
The white-haired mermaid smiled at the end, "Thank you for your performance, which made me see my former self."
"Are these mermaids all in love with humans but can't be together?" Rukawa Feng asked.
Naraku nodded.
"Their tails are not black." Xiang Riyue looked for a reason to deny it.
"It will only be black when in the forbidden area, and it will be the original color at other times." Naraku explained.
"Pfft, why doesn't acting like this lead to a runaway?" Bunta Marui asked.
"If we stop at the place where the mermaid turns into a bubble as normal, these mermaids will go berserk because they see the mermaid whose legs have been transformed into a bubble. If we let that mermaid have a happy ending, these mermaids will run away because they have to The most important thing is that the point of falling in love with the princess of a neighboring country must never appear!" Shiraishi Kuranosuke explained, exuding resentment, "Why do you want to act like this? My happy life with Xiao Jing."
"Did you make a mistake?" Shinobu Yushi pushed his glasses.
"What?" Kuranosuke Shiraishi turned his head.
"Xiao Tan and Xiao Chun were the ones who won the mermaid princess and the human prince." Yushi Ninzu laughed.
"Ah?" Shiraishi Kuranosuke got stuck, then brushed his hand through his hair, regaining his demeanor, "Let's go, let's accept the second challenge."
"By the way, why do we have to enter the fog?" Fujioka Haruhi spread his hands.
"Because we came here." Yue Yongge spread his hands.
;
"Those guys who like to be sad have finally left. Don't think that our level will be as easy as those guys. If you want to pass mine, you have to make us laugh. As long as there is one person who doesn't laugh, it's not a pass." Redhead The golden-tailed mermaid said arrogantly, with hundreds of mermaids following behind her.
"Tell me a joke, here I come.
The phone rang, and the little girl said, 'Brother!I drank a glass of sugar water just now, and suddenly remembered that when I was a child, conditions were limited. Every time I drank sugar water, you asked me to drink more than half of it first. '
Me: 'Who made me a brother, I should! '
Little sister: 'Well!Brother, you have been avoiding me recently, I only found out today that the second half of the cup is the sweetest! '
I. . . "Said Torajiro Saeki.
No fish laughs...
"I come!
A woman by the river wanted to jump into the river, no one could persuade her, and more and more people watched the scene.
I couldn't help it anymore, and said: "Big sister can't jump in the river, I come to take a bath and poop in the river every day." '
The woman walked away crying with a groan. . . "After Yajiujinren finished speaking, there was still no mermaid smile, and he retreated.
"Yes.
Listen to what the boys in our class say,
One night, a certain boy in our class was chatting in the dormitory. Everyone was chatting happily, and then suddenly heard a loud "bang" from Xiao Z's bed. Everyone thought it was Xiao Z who was going to sleep, so we asked everyone to be quiet, and even asked him not to Talk, and then everyone goes to sleep.
10 minutes later......
Little Z suddenly shouted: Ah! ! !I just hit my head on the bed and passed out, but you guys don't care about me? ? ? ? ! !
His head hit the bed and he passed out...
Crashing the bed clapper fainted...
fainted...
Already..." Thousands of years
"There is a man named Ao Wen, and his younger brother is named Ao Xuan. My friend asked curiously, why isn't your younger brother called Ao Wu? It would be nice to have both civil and military skills! My friend replied, in fact, my younger brother's original name was Ao Wu. He once went out to play at night. , it was time for dinner and I still didn’t go home, so my mother called my brother’s name all over the village, and then changed his name to Ao Xuan.” Feng Jingye
"My mother was a very strong person.
When she was a kid she drove me out and my foot got stuck in the wheel.
She found that she couldn't ride anymore, so she stood up and rode. "Li Xiaolang
"I used to pull a black car for a while. One day, I pulled a big sister. She was pale and disheveled, and she looked like she had been hit by something. I didn't dare to make a sound along the way. I let her go when I got there. Knowing that I was about to drive away as soon as the car door was closed, she suddenly slapped the glass window of the car frantically, and yelled, "I'm going to die in your car!I'm going to die in your car! "I was so scared that I quickly kicked the accelerator and opened it wildly. After two traffic lights, I looked back in shock...Her keys were lying in my back seat." Kisara Tsu Jun
"Go back to my brother's house one day
I saw my younger brother and his good friend Xiao Ming comparing who is stupid
Brother: you are the most stupid
Xiao Ming: You are super stupid
Brother: You are super invincible and stupid
Xiao Ming: You are invincible and stupid
Brother: You are the most stupid in the world
Xiao Ming: You are the stupidest person on earth
Brother: You are the stupidest in the universe
Xiao Ming: You are the stupidest in the solar system
Brother: You are the stupidest in the galaxy
Xiao Ming: You Armstrong Spiral Explosion Stupid
Brother: Your black hole destroys the cannon dark matter is stupid
I frowned upon hearing this,
Shocked that my brother knew the term dark matter
Xiao Ming: You Lebida Saddam Trovsky Plato Raden Nietzsche Marx Stupid
I'm already scared by this time
After going back and forth like this
I think their vocabulary should be at the end by this time.
At this time, after Xiao Ming said a long series of words,
I think it's hard for my brother to come back now
Brother: You are more stupid than me! !
Well done brother!
Brother is awesome!
I didn't expect my brother to think of this trick
My eyes are full of admiration
I turned my head to Xiaoming
At this time, my younger brother's face was red like a fighting rooster
Just when I thought my brother had won
Xiao Ming looked at me and my brother mockingly.
raised eyebrows
Raise your hand in a 'please' gesture
lightly said something
'bounce'
I feel like my brother and I have lost. "Fuji Shusuke
"In a square abroad, there are two nude sculptures of men and women. For many years, the two sculptures face each other and face each other.
One day God passed by and saw these two sculptures, and felt that they were too pitiful, so he gave them an hour of life and said to them, you two can do what you want to do most in this hour.
So the male and female sculptures held hands and rushed to the back of the bushes next to the square...
Ten minutes passed and God wondered how they were doing, so he crept closer to the bushes.
I only heard the male sculpture say to the female sculpture: Honey, now you come and hold these pigeons!
It's my turn to shit on them! "Chang Lu Yuanguang
"When I was young, I didn't like to go to the public toilet, and I had to go home to solve the problem. Once, I couldn't hold back after drinking too much water, so I ran home after school. Halfway through the run, I felt a shiver, and the whole world felt relaxed. In winter, when the hot fresh liquid in the big cotton trousers meets the cold wind... I cried and ran home with white smoke coming from my lower body. At that time, the neighbors in the family yard were stupid! Later, I participated in every sports meeting, because many neighbors They all said that they saw me running so fast with their own eyes that my pants were worn out and smoked..." Kintaro Toyama
Having said so much, the mermaid still didn't laugh...
"Stop, let Xiaoqiong and Xiaonai come." Keigo Atobe
"There is a question, which is to use 'I am really...' to make a sentence, my brother wrote the answer is 'I am really a person.'" Kasuga Nokome
"Hahaha" laughter kept coming and going, and the red-haired golden-tailed mermaid looked deeply at Atobe and the others, "Miscalculation, there is a prophet. We admit defeat."
"Is this the end?" Marui Fumita was dumbfounded.
"What do you mean sugar water?"
"Why did that woman run away? Everything we do is underwater."
"What is a dormitory?"
"I think Ao Wu sounds nice."
"What is a car?"
……
There are lively mermaids asking about things they don't understand.After being stunned for a moment, everyone began to answer...
The author has something to say:
作者:
This story is my own thought, I hope you like it.
The following jokes were found online, thanks to whoever provided them.
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