ruffian celestial master seductive prince

Mao Xiaobei had a dream. In the dream, he went to an ancient era. In that era, apart from men and women, there was also a race between men and women called Shuang Er, a race that looked basically the same as men, but A race that can give birth to children, and he happened to be a twin.In his dream, when he was eight or nine years old, during a hunting activity, his father was stabbed to death in order to protect the young emperor who was fourteen or five years old at that time. His mother was depressed all day long because of his father's death, and she also passed away soon after. He was young and had no father or mother to live in the world.Royal Grace, when he was nine years old, he was conferred the title of princess, and then he was brought up by the queen mother. According to the queen mother, he was going to marry the emperor as a noble concubine, and he really liked that emperor , just squirmed and followed behind him all day long, but couldn't bear it, the emperor didn't like him.In desperation, he and the queen mother conspired and gave the emperor medicine, but even though the emperor took the medicine, he was kicked out and had sex with a concubine.Afterwards, the emperor was naturally furious, and finally made up his mind to marry him off, but who would dare to marry him, who was clearly labeled as an emperor?Besides, as the widow of a meritorious official, the emperor couldn't just marry him casually, so he finally set his target on the buddy who grew up with him and the good brother of his courtier.After signing countless unequal treaties, the brother of the emperor finally agreed to let him, the so-called princess, pass through.But he didn't want to, he wanted to become the emperor's concubine, but the concubine didn't make it, and was given a marriage to someone else. Naturally, he cried, made trouble, hanged himself, but who was the emperor, it was so hard After selling himself, it is naturally impossible to return the goods. On the big day, someone pushed him into the sedan chair...

Mao Xiaobei felt his head hurt badly, the nightmare continued, and he was being dangled around again. He wanted to open his eyes to see the real world, but his eyes seemed to be sewn shut, and he couldn't open them no matter what. open.Dangling, his forehead hit the pillar, and Mao Xiaobei opened his eyes in pain.

Mao Xiaobei rubbed his sore head, listened to the loud trumpets and suona outside, looked around carefully, then closed his eyes again, opened them again after three times in his heart, and then closed them again, Open it again...Three times later, Mao Xiaobei finally confirmed that he was not dreaming, and now it is really real...in the sedan chair...

Knowing the truth that he, an upright man who couldn't be straighter anymore, turned out to be a married couple, Mao Xiaobei leaned helplessly behind the sedan chair, thought over and over carefully, and finally decided to sleep for a while. Let’s talk about sleep... He and Hanba have not slept for ten days and ten nights, and just fell asleep and had such a horrible nightmare, don’t you want to sleep and see the situation first, maybe you wake up again, and you will die gone back……

The sound of the horn, the sound of the suona...all stopped, and the sedan chair also stopped. Due to inertia, Mao Xiaobei's head hit the wooden eye on the right side of the sedan chair again...

Mao Xiaobei woke up, and this time he really woke up. He lowered his head to look at the layers of complicated red wedding dresses on his body, blew on the transparent red gauze in front of his face, and watched as he sprayed With the hazy and beautiful red ribbon dancing in his breath, Mao Xiaobei finally accepted the reality that he was about to get married.

At this moment, the sedan chair was suddenly kicked, Mao Xiaobei suddenly leaned forward, and then saw a piece of red silk thrown in from the outside, Mao Xiaobei cursed secretly, and then Instinctively, he grabbed it, and the moment his hand touched the red silk, who would have thought that his whole body would be taken out.

Liu Feng, who originally wanted to make a joke, did not expect that Mao Xiaobei would hold the red silk so tightly. In the end, he could only watch helplessly as the man in red clothes flew out of the sedan chair and flew towards him. Before his two feet could react, he was directly crushed to the ground, mouth to mouth...

Mao Xiaobei was really speechless about the bloody way of meeting his nominal "future husband". The moment he flew out of the sedan chair, he was really frightened, but he never thought that there would be someone outside. The ready-made meat pad is the bottom for myself, so I can feel relieved.Thinking about the moment when I flew towards that person just now, that person opened his mouth wide and looked ridiculously frightened in disbelief, and felt that this person was really... self-inflicted.

If it wasn't when he landed on the ground, the red veil on his face would have gone somewhere, Mao Xiaobei hastily made a gesture with both hands to buffer it, otherwise, he felt that Liu Feng would definitely become Feng Yaoguo today The first groom in history to be crushed to death.But after making such a gesture, he felt uncomfortable again, because his mouth happened to be pressed against Liu Feng's mouth that was still wide open...

It was embarrassing now, the relationship between the two of them was already wonderful, and with this addition, the two handsome faces of the two of them instantly flushed red as they looked at each other.

Liu Feng was worse than him. He was standing upright without any preparation, but suddenly a huge object fell from the sky, coupled with the extremely uneven road covered with cobblestones, his old waist was almost broken. The body was so painful.He didn't even have time to shout out the pain, and then he was directly blocked by someone...

Mao Xiaobei was already weak all over, but he still used all his strength to suck the milk. He pulled out the mouth that was contained in Liu Feng's mouth, and then limply lay on Liu Feng's body again. This time, he felt comfortable Very, and then, just lay there and didn't move.

All of a sudden, both those who received the relatives and those who saw them off were in a mess. The noise lasted only a few minutes, and soon the two were helped up.

Just less than three seconds after Mao Xiaobei felt comfortable here, he was pulled up by a group of old mothers. Before he could stand still, his whole body was cleaned up again from the outside to the inside, from head to toe, and the red gauze was also covered again. It was on the head, and half of the red silk was stuffed into the hands abruptly.

After Liu Feng was helped up by the housekeeper, he rubbed his back vigorously, grinning his teeth and screaming for pain, while looking at Mao Xiaobei, the surprise in his eyes flashed past, he sneered, took the red silk again, and Pulling the end of the red silk slowly walked into the door, as if the scene just now was just an illusion.

In Mao Xiaobei's mind, although ten thousand mud horses were running non-stop, but at this moment, he still felt that he was a little incapable of accepting it. Because the situation was stronger than others, he finally obediently followed that person. went in.

The huge palace, from the entrance to the main hall, the road, for him who has been on a hunger strike for ten days without rest and sleep, and has been on a hunger strike for several days, it is no different from carrying a hundred catties and then crossing the country for three thousand He thought that if it wasn't for his strong mental strength, he would have been weak to the ground, and he, Mao Xiaobei, would have survived. Thinking this way, he finally reached the main hall.

Ignoring the occasional jeers from the people in the room, Mao Xiaobei only hoped that this marathon-style long-distance running ceremony could be completed quickly.Finally, after the worship, it was time to hear the sound of entering the bridal chamber. Mao Xiaobei couldn't wait to follow Liu Feng and turned left and right to the bridal chamber. He thought it was over, but Mao Xiaobei just touched his butt Xi Niang walked in right after him, and then a group of young boys and girls laughed and pushed and shoved and squeezed in, making Mao Xiaobei's mood just about to take off instantly fall to the bottom, and he fell straight to the ground. No drowsiness at all.

Xi Niang looked at the two sitting on the bed happily, and then shouted "Zuo Fu" loudly.Before Mao Xiaobei understood what it meant, he saw the person next to him standing up and walking towards him, following the direction he came. Mao Xiaobei thought he wanted to sit here, so he got up and moved to one side. But before he got up, Xi Niang pushed him back to the original place. The monk Mao Xiaobei was still puzzled and felt that the bed next to him had sunk, and Liu Feng was sitting next to him on his right. On the side of the clothes, if there is no layer of clothes, Mao Xiaobei feels that the two people are in the rhythm of skin-to-skin contact.

Immediately afterwards, Xi Niang yelled, "The groom takes off the hijab", and took the wedding scale from the wedding plate in the hand of the maid beside her, and handed it to Liu Feng.As soon as Liu Feng took Xicheng, near the door, the half-grown children in Mao Xiaobei's eyes applauded and whistled loudly.Liu Feng looked at the door, and quickly turned his head, without any hesitation, he lifted the red veil from Mao Xiaobei's face...

The noise at the door stopped abruptly for half a minute, and then the sons and brothers shouted more violently. Even Liu Feng himself was stunned for a moment, staring blankly at the beauty in front of him, making it difficult to breathe. The bride, with a pure white baby face, big watery eyes, and long eyelashes flickering, impatient expression adds a bit of aura to this childish little face, which only makes people feel like a girl. It's an awkward child who is angry, cute and tight.

Liu Feng and some of the people at the door had met Mao Xiaobei a long time ago, and they had always known that this man's talent could be called national beauty, but they never thought that Mao Xiaobei, who put on a little make-up, would be so beautiful It looks like he just lost his composure for a while, but the gaffe lasted for a few seconds, and soon Liu Feng returned to normal, but the tumbling waves in his heart seemed to be unstoppable, and the non-stop strong instigator A little heart that was originally quite peaceful.

In Mao Xiaobei's two lifetimes combined, he never thought that he would have such a bloody day. It would be fine if he was married off as a woman, but he could still make a group of old men dizzy. With a black line on his face, if he smiled again, he felt that these people could kneel directly in front of him...

Liu Feng was stunned for a moment, then handed the Xi scale to Xi Niang, and the boys and brothers at the door seemed to be unable to wait any longer, holding handfuls of Xiguo, jujubes, chestnuts, peanuts... To the two sitting on the bed, whistling while whistling...

After the overwhelming Xiguo rain, Mao Xiaobei shook his wedding clothes expressionlessly, shook his head, and then there was a sound of debris falling to the ground... Everyone exclaimed again...

The first servant girl behind Xi Niang stepped back, and the second maid took a step forward. Xi Niang took the plate in her hand and put it in front of Mao Xiaobei. Mao Xiaobei smelled the long-lost rice smell, picked up the dumplings and stuffed them into his mouth. After stuffing several times in a row, I realized that the dumplings were raw? ? ?I was thinking about whether to spit out the unswallowed dumpling in my mouth, when I heard Xi Niang ask herself with a smile, "Is it alive?"

Give birth to your sister, give birth to your sister, can you change the drama that has not changed for a hundred years, who the hell set up such a deceitful rule, Mao Xiaobei really wants to dig up people's ancestral graves now impulse.Anger is all about anger, but looking at the tall and fat Xi Niang in front of him, Mao Xiaobei felt that it would be better to compromise first, so he forcefully squeezed out a small one that couldn't be smaller." The word "birth" comes out.

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Xi Niang smiled in satisfaction, and then shouted loudly, "I wish the son and concubine the birth of a son soon."

After this step is over, it's time to exchange glasses of wine. Regarding this, although Mao Xiaobei was never married in his previous life, he played a lot of fooling around with some cronies and friends, and he has a lot of experience, so basically it didn't take much effort. , I didn't feel any embarrassment, and it was successfully completed.

The last step is finally coming to an end, Mao Xiaobei let out a long sigh of relief, but when he heard the word "hair tie" in Xi Niang's mouth, Mao Xiaobei suddenly stayed there, and he grabbed it immediately. The hand of Xi Niang holding the scissors was about to move... The whole wedding room suddenly became silent because of his movement, even the sound of a needle falling to the ground could be heard clearly, and everyone looked at it in surprise. To this bride who cooperated from the beginning to the end, but stopped Xi Niang from making such a simple step at the end...

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small theater:

Mao Xiaobei: Are you weaned?

Liu Feng: I have been weaned long ago, and now I drink powdered milk.