The Savior from entry to escape

Almost all students of PK Academy have a special skill, self-guided strategy.

Whether it is to make up Uesugi's brain into a British classical lady.

Still ignore the special features of Saiki Kusuo and think that he is an ordinary boy.

As long as you realize that Saiki is a superpower, many phenomena that do not conform to common sense can naturally be explained.

According to close observation, Uesugi has confirmed that Saiki Kusuo possesses superpowers such as telepathy, teleportation, telekinesis, and forced sex change.

[Uesugi-san, how did you come to the conclusion of forced sex change?Isn't it basic common sense not to add strange settings to others without authorization. 】

Qi Mu chestnut, pink hair like the sea of ​​origin of dreams, eyes like violet gems, petite body, makes people feel affectionate.

The mouthless attribute is in contrast to the cute face.

As expected of Saiki Kusuo, even his sexual transformation is a perfect creation like a god.

[Listen to what others are saying, hey... If you do this again, I can only perform physical amnestics on you. 】

Oh shit, so you won't do that to me as long as I don't mention Qi Mu Lizi again?

【…】 Saiki Kusuo faintly felt that he should not answer this question.

However, I refuse.

My favorite thing to do, Uesugi, is to say [No] to people who think they are strong!

【...Are you an elementary school student, Uesugi-san? 】

Before Saiki Kusuo passed the words into Uesugi's mind again, she felt that Uesugi was lying on the table all of a sudden, propping his face with his hands, and sighed pretentiously: "Ah--I am so envious of Qi Mu-kun, there is such a Lovely sister, people like me, I'm afraid I will never enjoy my sister calling me sister sweetly."

She pretended to sigh: "Student Qi Mu, how long will it take for you to introduce Lizi to me? I'm satisfied with just one look."

Ever since he got better and better with female high school students like Teruhashi Shinmi and Yumehara Zhiyu, Uesugi learned a lot from them.

From the occasional cheating and not very successful, to the realm of super good at acting like a baby and tried repeatedly.

If you want to ask why Saiki Kusuo is so familiar with Uesugi now, they can joke together (Uesugi unilaterally), and you have to mention the biggest contributor to the friendship between the two, Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada——

Homemade coffee pudding.

On the day of the sour plum rice incident, Uesugi went home early after school.

She is not a member of the Home Club, nor does she participate in any activities. She usually just spends the time that everyone joins the club for hanging out.

"In leisure, feel the elegance of seasonal changes."

Isn't this what Kasen Kanesada has always wanted to tell her?

Honmaru, who originally lived in a paradise, almost thought that she didn't care about the worldly life. It can be said that she has been in a cage for a long time and returned to nature.

But after being forced to go to school and get in touch with the real world, I discovered...

Colorful secular life is really fun _(:з"∠)_

There are always new comic books in the bookstore. It takes less than an hour to get to Akihabara by train from here. There are super atmospheric game halls, maid cafes, and games with higher discounts if you buy more. It's not that the salary hasn't been paid this month, she's going to buy the store and go bankrupt.

There are also delicious ones. The speed of updating the taste of potato chips is beyond the imagination of Wanwu Store, which has no competition to form a monopoly. Oreos are constantly co-branded and refurbished. The flavor of honey red bean cake and lychee rose cake Flavors beyond the imagination of her scant imagination, and this spicy pepper cracker, totally danced on her gustatory nerves.

And this yogurt-flavored beer—

Forget it, let's be respectful first.

But there are still important things to do, she has to go back early to express her concern to Candlestick.

Otherwise, she will go back to the days of being surrounded by Tsurumaru Kuninaga-style fried noodles with seasoning, and Izumi Mori Kanesei-style pickled radish tea soup and rice in her life.

Honmaru's cooking is done by several swordsmen who are good at cooking in turn. Originally, there are few Fusangshin who are good at cooking.

No matter how much you love cooking, you can't use others as kitchen knives.

Candlestick Che was tidying up his room. He dug out a dusty vase. After washing it, the transparent glass was very clear under the sunlight.

God judges like to buy random things and find various reasons to give gifts to others. In just a few months, all the swordsmen have received a lot.

Unsurprisingly, the ones he bought were all in Uesugi's favorite style, and the simple-style vases were extremely inconsistent in his room.

[Actually, I prefer futurism]. Candlestick Qie Guangzhong still remembers what he said to him when the god judge gave it to him. Later, the person involved wanted to buy an ecological tank, but was stopped by the drug research and development.

How about some flowers?

As soon as he had this idea, he was attracted by the noise from outside the door.

He saw the interrogator standing outside the door holding a bouquet of yellow tulips with an uncomfortable expression.

"I remember I gave you a vase once, didn't I?"

I found that Candlestick was staring at herself and the flowers on her mobile phone. The blond girl who just ran back from get out of class hadn't changed her school uniform yet, and her hair was a bit messy.She hurriedly hid the flowers behind her back, and immediately realized that she had made an oolong, tried her best to pretend to be righteous, and took out the flowers and handed them to the sword man in front of her.

"...So I remembered that I haven't sent you flowers yet! It's not something else!"

Oh.

That's right, the interrogator in their family has always been an awkward ghost.

He was the one who wanted to reconcile with Kasen Kanesada and had to hold a flower viewing reception with great fanfare.

If he didn't take it at this time, such a lovely judge might be sad all day.

"I see," holding back a smile, Candlestick Qie Guangzhong took over the tulip solemnly like a torchbearer taking over the Olympic torch, "It is true that I have an empty vase here, my lord, you are really thoughtful."

The judges of their family can't boast.

Candlestick cut Guangzhong has always known.

Sure enough, while making dinner, he saw the interrogator poking his head outside the kitchen.

Seeing no one around, Uesugi came over, and she spoke to Mitsutada Kiri, her most trusted candlestick in the entire Honmaru, in a mature adult tone: "When I bought tulips before, the proprietress gave me some tulip bulbs."

"Cutting Hasebe said that it can be planted in the flower garden..." The judge seemed to be worried about something, "But if you take a peek, can you fry it?"

Oh, sure enough.

In the end the tulip tempura was a failure.

However, Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada was always in a good mood because he received the flowers from the lord.In addition to his own rich lunch, he also prepared delicious coffee jelly for Uesugi every day for her to take to school to supplement sugar.

Although it was a good intention, Uesugi never liked sweets.

[If I knew it was such a trouble, I wouldn't have accepted her original coffee pudding. 】 Saiki Kusuo thought silently.

It turned out that he wanted to refuse to have a good relationship with Uesugi, but unfortunately, the coffee pudding was too delicious.

...because it's so delicious.

It's well worth it if you have a little patience for it.

Who would have thought that after Uesugi established a good relationship with him, he would directly notice that he had the ability of telepathy.

He also came to the conclusion that she may not be consistent with the brain wave channel of this world, so he could not receive Uesugi's signal.

Later, Uesugi abruptly adjusted it manually, and since then, Saiki Kusuo's telepathy has added another person's psychological activity.

Although most of what Uesugi can hear is what Uesugi is willing to let him listen to, for example, the small theater about Qi Mu Lizi.

He really shouldn't have let Uesugi discover that he was dressed as a woman and went to the dessert buffet.

Hearing that Uesugi had given Saiki Kuriko a perfect girl character in his heart, and put on a small theater [All Boys Like Pink Haired Sister], Saiki Kusuo finally couldn't help reminding.

【Uesugi, how old are you? 】

If you don't listen or don't listen, Qi Mu recites the scriptures.

Uesugi blocks the telepathy with Saiki.

And I replaced my mental activity with the golden wind execution song in jojo.

To say that telepathy used to be a performance with only human voices, but now it is simply a drama with background music.

... Uesugi, you are so annoying.

The author has something to say:

*"From soy to lettuce, some may have no flavor at all".

During the war the Dutch were forced to eat tulips.It is said that it is not very tasty.

_(:з"∠)_But the more you say it’s not delicious, the more you want to try it

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Others are all mental activities, only Uesugi plays background music.

Imagine if there is a person who repeats "every cause must have effect" next to you all day long, and you will know how annoying she is.

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Today is my birthday and I still have to get up for class, it's too hard.