Xie Zhi: "..."
Really, Xie Zhi said without exaggeration, after Yan Si came here today, he has been in a state of "I'm going to faint" and "I'm getting better again after being stimulated".
He is really about to become a fairy.
Xie Zhi lowered his eyes and whispered: "No."
Yan Si smiled in satisfaction, but did not let go of Xie Zhi. He took Xie Zhi all the way to the front of the podium, Yan Si tore off the tape of the box, took out the list of printing paper placed on the top of the first box, and handed it to Xie Zhi. Persevere.
"The squad leader reads the name, and I distribute the clothes." Yan Si said, "Line up in an orderly manner, don't push."
·
Yan Si said to line up in an orderly manner, so everyone must line up in an orderly manner.
Yan Si put his clothes on the podium, without bending his waist, and lazily put his hands on Xie Zhi.
In this way, Xie Zhi finished posting all tomorrow's things in the forest-flavored Yan Si's arms. The moment he left, he felt that he was about to be pickled into a piece of wood in the forest.
This smell didn't dissipate until the afternoon. At the end of the last self-study session in the afternoon, he could still smell the faint scent of his school uniform and suit.
The bell rang for the last class, and Yan Si put aside the Chinese elective that he had read three times, and ended his day-long journey of cultivating literacy.
Li Yiyi rushed to the side of Yan Si almost at the same time as the bell rang. Regardless of Zhang Da staring at him, she said delicately, "Oh, Yan Si, let's go have dinner together."
Her behavior was actually not abrupt, because soon, other people surrounded her.
It took only one day for Yan Si to become the soul of the entire class.
Yan Si smiled lazily and looked around at the person who asked him to eat for a while, then turned around and walked past the squad leader with ease.
Xie Zhi was pretending to be doing his math homework, but when Yan Si fished him over, he was caught off guard, and the pen tapped on the notebook, leaving a string of ink marks.
"Hey—" Xie Zhi whispered.
Only he and Yan Si heard the cry, Xie Zhi was extremely embarrassed, but Yan Si was very interested.
Yan Si recalled the squad leader's small cry for a while, and called him: "Squad leader..."
"What's the matter?" Xie Zhi tried his best to remain calm.
"I don't have a meal card to buy food." Yan Si pretended to be pitiful, "Am I just going to be hungry? I'm so pitiful."
You talk nonsense! !Even if you don't have a meal card to buy meals, everyone around you can buy you everything you want.
But... for Yan Si's meal card, it seems that he is responsible.
The logistics said in the morning that it was not made. Xie Zhi was going to ask in the afternoon, but Yan Si sat outside him all afternoon. Xie Zhi was so fascinated by the forest-scented perfume that he really forgot about it. .
Xie Zhi said, "Then I'll go to the logistics to help you take a look."
Yan Si disagreed: "Then how late have you come back after watching, is there still food in the cafeteria?"
Indeed, there may not be any.
Xie Zhi lost the judgment he should have: "Then...then what should I do?"
This was what Yan Si was waiting for. He looked at the monitor aggrievedly and asked, "Can't you treat me to dinner?"
Xie Zhi: "..."
Ahhhhh, Xiaosheng He De, how can he invite idols to dinner! ! !
You say!Do you want to speculate on the Atlantic Ocean or the Zhoushan Fishing Ground? I will book a plane ticket for you to move them here now! ! !
Even the pigsty in Malanshan!I am willing to do anything! ! !
On the surface, Xie Zhi just thought about the possibility of this idea calmly, and finally said seriously: "You can."
"Okay." Yan Si laughed, and then looked at the other students, "Then I will let the monitor help me with dinner today, thank you for your kindness."
"No...you're welcome." The students all stammered.
Damn!Did a comet hit the earth today? ? ?The squad leader ate the candy given by others? ? ?And then invite others to dinner? ? ? ?
Is the squad leader down to earth? ? ?The squad leader seems to have gone down to earth today! !
Yan Si didn't know about the complicated operating system of his classmates anyway, so he happily hooked up with Xie Zhi, as if he couldn't walk without the help of Xie Zhi's "crutch stick", he staggered and held Xie Zhi to the cafeteria go.
·
When the two of them appeared at the entrance of the cafeteria, the whole cafeteria fell silent for an instant.
Different styles of handsome guys appeared in the greasy place of the cafeteria at the same time, and it was more effective than any detergent. In an instant, the wind in the cafeteria was N times fresher.
Xie Zhi and Yan Si found a corner, and after Yan Si sat down, Xie Zhi stood up.
"I'm going to cook." Xie Zhi said, after thinking for a while, he added, "I need someone to occupy a seat."
No!Xie Zhi didn't think so in his heart!
It's just people like Yan Si!Of course, it can only be seen from a distance and not profaned, how can you do such a thing as cooking! !
Yan Si only thought that he was making an explanation for being "crushed" in the morning, so he let Xie Zhi go.
Xie Zhi quickly brought back a plate of food, and then quickly disappeared.
After a while, Xie Zhi came back with a tray of glutinous glutinous rice balls, taro balls in syrup, brown sugar glutinous rice cakes, and fat house happy water.
"So much?" Yan Si was surprised.
"Wait a minute." Xie Zhi didn't answer Yan Si's question, put the things on the dining table, and left lightly.
After a while, Xie Zhi brought another tray of things, crude Yangzhou fried rice made of ham sausage, a hot and spicy hot pot with a small stove underneath, some delicate stir-fried dishes, and a large serving of hot and sour rice noodles.
Xie Zhi struggled to bring these things, filling up the table for two with no room left.
Xie Zhi took a breath, sat down, and wiped the sweat from his forehead.
Xie Zhi picked up the chopsticks to Yan Si and said, "Eat."
...Eat, what?
eat...how much?
Yan Si took the chopsticks and raised them, lingering on several dishes, and finally put them on the table, propping his chin with one hand: "Squad leader, I'll ask you a question."
Xie Zhi was puzzled: "Huh?"
Yan Si: "It's like this... In your heart, what image am I—?"
Xie Zhi was at a loss: "What?"
"What do you think of me." Yan Si pointed to himself, "Does it look like—a pig?"
Xie Zhi: "???"
It wasn't until this time that Xie Zhi found out that he had dinner filled with two seats as if he had just woken up from a dream.
There are so many? ? ? ? ?
Xie Zhi couldn't believe it.
Did he buy so much? ? ?
At first, he just wanted to buy a few dozen dishes in a normal way, but he passed by the dessert window on the way, so he couldn't help but go again. On the way to buy desserts, he came across the small fry window again, and remembered that the school's small fry window was good.
Xiao Chao is next to the spicy pot, and there is a place selling noodles next to it.
Now think about it - ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ! !No wonder the uncle who sold hot and sour noodles just now asked him how many people ate it! ! ! ! !
What did he answer! ! !
two!indivual!people!
The villain in Xie Zhi's heart held a rope in his hand, hung it on the beam that appeared out of nowhere, tied a knot neatly, put his neck in it, and kicked the bench.
I want to kill myself! ! ! ! ! !
Xie Zhi had a quick wit, and grabbed the camera brother who was still photographing a table of dishes: "I want to invite the camera brother to eat together."
"Brother camera, please eat together?" Yan Si's tone seemed a bit unfriendly.
This time, Xie Zhi misunderstood Yan Si's implication.
He shook his head and revised the wording: "It's not... I want you to taste all the delicious food in school."
"All the delicious ones?" Yan Si asked, "Are these delicious?"
Xie Zhi was firm: "These are delicious!"
Anyway, it’s not that I bought too much in a flash of my brain!It's all planned!Tricky!Well arranged!
"Okay." Yan Si picked up the chopsticks again and reached for the spicy pot, "I will try my best to eat them all."
·
Yan Si, top traffic, celebrities and superstars!A man's man!
When it comes to it, it must be done!
After eating the last mouthful of hot and sour noodles, Yan Si was really helpless with the soup of hot and sour noodles. He felt that his belly was only one step away from bursting.
It is said that it is hardest to bear the grace of a beauty, the ancients never deceived me.
However, even in this state, Yan Si stared at the class monitor with a wry look.
Yan Si: "Squad leader, the squad leader murdered a star."
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" Xie Zhi was frightened, he hurriedly wanted to see Yan Si, "Are you okay, I—"
The squad leader panicked?
This was somewhat unexpected.
He looked at the monitor's flustered expression with great interest, and continued to be aggrieved: "I'm so supportive, the monitor compensates me."
Xie Zhi hurriedly said, "Okay, how can I compensate you?"
Yan Si rolled his handsome eyes a few times, slowly moved his back that was propped up, and sat up: "I'll think about it."
Xie Zhi looked at him obediently.
Because of the moment of panic just now, Xie Zhi had already peeled off his aloof shell a little bit, and looked at Yan Si wetly with gentle eyes with moisture.
Yan Si's heart skipped a beat.
"I thought of it!" Yan Si said.
"You said?" Xie Zhi said.
"Accompany me to the campus." Yan Si said seriously, "If you only accompany me, it will be my compensation."
·
Yan Si wanted to visit the campus, Xie Zhi stood up with him without saying a word.
The campus that had just finished dinner broke away from the quietness of class, and noisy students filled every corner of the campus.
It seems that a louder voice can fill in the lack of time.
Yan Si and Xie Zhi led the photographers to be extremely eye-catching. Wherever they went, the students first quieted down, then burst into screams, and then pulled out their phones.
There was a clicking sound on the playground.
It's a pity that the teaching director was picked up by his wife for dinner today. If he came to patrol the campus now, the KPI for receiving mobile phones for a year would be full.
Hey, it really is!Missed opportunity!God is jealous of talents!
The villain in Xie Zhi's heart frowned slightly.
So sad……
Even the joy of having a good time with Yan Si can't dilute this discomfort.
Except for the Internet, Xie Zhi is not used to such a life of being watched crazily.
However, on the surface, Xie Zhi still maintained that consistent calm.
It's just that Xie Zhi didn't notice it himself, he moved a little closer to Yan Si as if he was subconsciously getting closer to something that felt safe.
It's just a little bit, but the distance between the two is not wide, Yan Si felt it instantly.
Yan Si looked at the crowd, then at Xie Zhi, and compared the distance between the two of them, there was nothing he didn't understand.
"Okay." Yan Si stopped suddenly.
His voice was not loud, but the whole playground's attention was on him, and he was immediately attracted to him.
The huge playground was instantly silent.
"Is it okay to discuss something with everyone?" Yan Si said.
The students hurriedly replied: "Okay, okay."
"You guys want to take pictures of me. Later in the evening, I will come out between classes and let everyone take pictures casually. If you want my autograph, I will prepare an autographed photo, and I guarantee that everyone who wants it will get a copy." Yan Si smiled and said, "You guys agree? good?"
Is there such a thing as pie in the sky in the world? ? ?
The classmates looked at each other in blank dismay.
After a while, someone boldly shouted: "OK."
"Thank you." Yan Si laughed again, "But now, can we stop filming and follow?"
"Why?" The man answered quickly this time.
"because……"
Grabbing Xie Zhi who was beside him, Yan Si once again fixed him in his arms in that carefree posture.
Yan Si: "Because my monitor doesn't like being photographed by others, so... please everyone."
The villain in Xie Zhi's heart screamed, slipped out from the hanging rope just now, and fainted to the ground with a "duang".
Before fainting, the villain dipped his fingertips in red paint and wrote four big characters - "My squad leader"
Then there are four big characters:
"Ah I'm dead"
Really, Xie Zhi said without exaggeration, after Yan Si came here today, he has been in a state of "I'm going to faint" and "I'm getting better again after being stimulated".
He is really about to become a fairy.
Xie Zhi lowered his eyes and whispered: "No."
Yan Si smiled in satisfaction, but did not let go of Xie Zhi. He took Xie Zhi all the way to the front of the podium, Yan Si tore off the tape of the box, took out the list of printing paper placed on the top of the first box, and handed it to Xie Zhi. Persevere.
"The squad leader reads the name, and I distribute the clothes." Yan Si said, "Line up in an orderly manner, don't push."
·
Yan Si said to line up in an orderly manner, so everyone must line up in an orderly manner.
Yan Si put his clothes on the podium, without bending his waist, and lazily put his hands on Xie Zhi.
In this way, Xie Zhi finished posting all tomorrow's things in the forest-flavored Yan Si's arms. The moment he left, he felt that he was about to be pickled into a piece of wood in the forest.
This smell didn't dissipate until the afternoon. At the end of the last self-study session in the afternoon, he could still smell the faint scent of his school uniform and suit.
The bell rang for the last class, and Yan Si put aside the Chinese elective that he had read three times, and ended his day-long journey of cultivating literacy.
Li Yiyi rushed to the side of Yan Si almost at the same time as the bell rang. Regardless of Zhang Da staring at him, she said delicately, "Oh, Yan Si, let's go have dinner together."
Her behavior was actually not abrupt, because soon, other people surrounded her.
It took only one day for Yan Si to become the soul of the entire class.
Yan Si smiled lazily and looked around at the person who asked him to eat for a while, then turned around and walked past the squad leader with ease.
Xie Zhi was pretending to be doing his math homework, but when Yan Si fished him over, he was caught off guard, and the pen tapped on the notebook, leaving a string of ink marks.
"Hey—" Xie Zhi whispered.
Only he and Yan Si heard the cry, Xie Zhi was extremely embarrassed, but Yan Si was very interested.
Yan Si recalled the squad leader's small cry for a while, and called him: "Squad leader..."
"What's the matter?" Xie Zhi tried his best to remain calm.
"I don't have a meal card to buy food." Yan Si pretended to be pitiful, "Am I just going to be hungry? I'm so pitiful."
You talk nonsense! !Even if you don't have a meal card to buy meals, everyone around you can buy you everything you want.
But... for Yan Si's meal card, it seems that he is responsible.
The logistics said in the morning that it was not made. Xie Zhi was going to ask in the afternoon, but Yan Si sat outside him all afternoon. Xie Zhi was so fascinated by the forest-scented perfume that he really forgot about it. .
Xie Zhi said, "Then I'll go to the logistics to help you take a look."
Yan Si disagreed: "Then how late have you come back after watching, is there still food in the cafeteria?"
Indeed, there may not be any.
Xie Zhi lost the judgment he should have: "Then...then what should I do?"
This was what Yan Si was waiting for. He looked at the monitor aggrievedly and asked, "Can't you treat me to dinner?"
Xie Zhi: "..."
Ahhhhh, Xiaosheng He De, how can he invite idols to dinner! ! !
You say!Do you want to speculate on the Atlantic Ocean or the Zhoushan Fishing Ground? I will book a plane ticket for you to move them here now! ! !
Even the pigsty in Malanshan!I am willing to do anything! ! !
On the surface, Xie Zhi just thought about the possibility of this idea calmly, and finally said seriously: "You can."
"Okay." Yan Si laughed, and then looked at the other students, "Then I will let the monitor help me with dinner today, thank you for your kindness."
"No...you're welcome." The students all stammered.
Damn!Did a comet hit the earth today? ? ?The squad leader ate the candy given by others? ? ?And then invite others to dinner? ? ? ?
Is the squad leader down to earth? ? ?The squad leader seems to have gone down to earth today! !
Yan Si didn't know about the complicated operating system of his classmates anyway, so he happily hooked up with Xie Zhi, as if he couldn't walk without the help of Xie Zhi's "crutch stick", he staggered and held Xie Zhi to the cafeteria go.
·
When the two of them appeared at the entrance of the cafeteria, the whole cafeteria fell silent for an instant.
Different styles of handsome guys appeared in the greasy place of the cafeteria at the same time, and it was more effective than any detergent. In an instant, the wind in the cafeteria was N times fresher.
Xie Zhi and Yan Si found a corner, and after Yan Si sat down, Xie Zhi stood up.
"I'm going to cook." Xie Zhi said, after thinking for a while, he added, "I need someone to occupy a seat."
No!Xie Zhi didn't think so in his heart!
It's just people like Yan Si!Of course, it can only be seen from a distance and not profaned, how can you do such a thing as cooking! !
Yan Si only thought that he was making an explanation for being "crushed" in the morning, so he let Xie Zhi go.
Xie Zhi quickly brought back a plate of food, and then quickly disappeared.
After a while, Xie Zhi came back with a tray of glutinous glutinous rice balls, taro balls in syrup, brown sugar glutinous rice cakes, and fat house happy water.
"So much?" Yan Si was surprised.
"Wait a minute." Xie Zhi didn't answer Yan Si's question, put the things on the dining table, and left lightly.
After a while, Xie Zhi brought another tray of things, crude Yangzhou fried rice made of ham sausage, a hot and spicy hot pot with a small stove underneath, some delicate stir-fried dishes, and a large serving of hot and sour rice noodles.
Xie Zhi struggled to bring these things, filling up the table for two with no room left.
Xie Zhi took a breath, sat down, and wiped the sweat from his forehead.
Xie Zhi picked up the chopsticks to Yan Si and said, "Eat."
...Eat, what?
eat...how much?
Yan Si took the chopsticks and raised them, lingering on several dishes, and finally put them on the table, propping his chin with one hand: "Squad leader, I'll ask you a question."
Xie Zhi was puzzled: "Huh?"
Yan Si: "It's like this... In your heart, what image am I—?"
Xie Zhi was at a loss: "What?"
"What do you think of me." Yan Si pointed to himself, "Does it look like—a pig?"
Xie Zhi: "???"
It wasn't until this time that Xie Zhi found out that he had dinner filled with two seats as if he had just woken up from a dream.
There are so many? ? ? ? ?
Xie Zhi couldn't believe it.
Did he buy so much? ? ?
At first, he just wanted to buy a few dozen dishes in a normal way, but he passed by the dessert window on the way, so he couldn't help but go again. On the way to buy desserts, he came across the small fry window again, and remembered that the school's small fry window was good.
Xiao Chao is next to the spicy pot, and there is a place selling noodles next to it.
Now think about it - ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ! !No wonder the uncle who sold hot and sour noodles just now asked him how many people ate it! ! ! ! !
What did he answer! ! !
two!indivual!people!
The villain in Xie Zhi's heart held a rope in his hand, hung it on the beam that appeared out of nowhere, tied a knot neatly, put his neck in it, and kicked the bench.
I want to kill myself! ! ! ! ! !
Xie Zhi had a quick wit, and grabbed the camera brother who was still photographing a table of dishes: "I want to invite the camera brother to eat together."
"Brother camera, please eat together?" Yan Si's tone seemed a bit unfriendly.
This time, Xie Zhi misunderstood Yan Si's implication.
He shook his head and revised the wording: "It's not... I want you to taste all the delicious food in school."
"All the delicious ones?" Yan Si asked, "Are these delicious?"
Xie Zhi was firm: "These are delicious!"
Anyway, it’s not that I bought too much in a flash of my brain!It's all planned!Tricky!Well arranged!
"Okay." Yan Si picked up the chopsticks again and reached for the spicy pot, "I will try my best to eat them all."
·
Yan Si, top traffic, celebrities and superstars!A man's man!
When it comes to it, it must be done!
After eating the last mouthful of hot and sour noodles, Yan Si was really helpless with the soup of hot and sour noodles. He felt that his belly was only one step away from bursting.
It is said that it is hardest to bear the grace of a beauty, the ancients never deceived me.
However, even in this state, Yan Si stared at the class monitor with a wry look.
Yan Si: "Squad leader, the squad leader murdered a star."
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" Xie Zhi was frightened, he hurriedly wanted to see Yan Si, "Are you okay, I—"
The squad leader panicked?
This was somewhat unexpected.
He looked at the monitor's flustered expression with great interest, and continued to be aggrieved: "I'm so supportive, the monitor compensates me."
Xie Zhi hurriedly said, "Okay, how can I compensate you?"
Yan Si rolled his handsome eyes a few times, slowly moved his back that was propped up, and sat up: "I'll think about it."
Xie Zhi looked at him obediently.
Because of the moment of panic just now, Xie Zhi had already peeled off his aloof shell a little bit, and looked at Yan Si wetly with gentle eyes with moisture.
Yan Si's heart skipped a beat.
"I thought of it!" Yan Si said.
"You said?" Xie Zhi said.
"Accompany me to the campus." Yan Si said seriously, "If you only accompany me, it will be my compensation."
·
Yan Si wanted to visit the campus, Xie Zhi stood up with him without saying a word.
The campus that had just finished dinner broke away from the quietness of class, and noisy students filled every corner of the campus.
It seems that a louder voice can fill in the lack of time.
Yan Si and Xie Zhi led the photographers to be extremely eye-catching. Wherever they went, the students first quieted down, then burst into screams, and then pulled out their phones.
There was a clicking sound on the playground.
It's a pity that the teaching director was picked up by his wife for dinner today. If he came to patrol the campus now, the KPI for receiving mobile phones for a year would be full.
Hey, it really is!Missed opportunity!God is jealous of talents!
The villain in Xie Zhi's heart frowned slightly.
So sad……
Even the joy of having a good time with Yan Si can't dilute this discomfort.
Except for the Internet, Xie Zhi is not used to such a life of being watched crazily.
However, on the surface, Xie Zhi still maintained that consistent calm.
It's just that Xie Zhi didn't notice it himself, he moved a little closer to Yan Si as if he was subconsciously getting closer to something that felt safe.
It's just a little bit, but the distance between the two is not wide, Yan Si felt it instantly.
Yan Si looked at the crowd, then at Xie Zhi, and compared the distance between the two of them, there was nothing he didn't understand.
"Okay." Yan Si stopped suddenly.
His voice was not loud, but the whole playground's attention was on him, and he was immediately attracted to him.
The huge playground was instantly silent.
"Is it okay to discuss something with everyone?" Yan Si said.
The students hurriedly replied: "Okay, okay."
"You guys want to take pictures of me. Later in the evening, I will come out between classes and let everyone take pictures casually. If you want my autograph, I will prepare an autographed photo, and I guarantee that everyone who wants it will get a copy." Yan Si smiled and said, "You guys agree? good?"
Is there such a thing as pie in the sky in the world? ? ?
The classmates looked at each other in blank dismay.
After a while, someone boldly shouted: "OK."
"Thank you." Yan Si laughed again, "But now, can we stop filming and follow?"
"Why?" The man answered quickly this time.
"because……"
Grabbing Xie Zhi who was beside him, Yan Si once again fixed him in his arms in that carefree posture.
Yan Si: "Because my monitor doesn't like being photographed by others, so... please everyone."
The villain in Xie Zhi's heart screamed, slipped out from the hanging rope just now, and fainted to the ground with a "duang".
Before fainting, the villain dipped his fingertips in red paint and wrote four big characters - "My squad leader"
Then there are four big characters:
"Ah I'm dead"
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