Idol and I are the hottest in the whole network [Entertainment]

The prince caught the little white rabbit. If this story is changed and placed in the context of Andersen, it will be a pure fairy tale, warm and romantic, kind and beautiful.

but!

If it's placed in the context of Xie Zhi and even a fellow humanities writer with an ao3 account, then it's definitely not a pure fairy tale! ! ! !

That's, that's what it means! !

Xie Zhi swallowed his saliva nervously, and glanced at the not-so-dense woods around him, and the clearly visible teaching buildings outside the woods.

This place... isn't very nice, is it?

Xie Zhi was still surrounded by Yan Si's measuring stick, and the two stood with a feeling of being hugged behind their backs. They were in a stalemate for a while, but Yan Si didn't hear Xie Zhi's words, and thought he was really frightened by him.

Yan Si let go of his left hand, pulled the measuring ruler over, and held it in his palm.

Yan Si: "No way? Are you really scared by me?"

Xie Zhi quickly waved away those messy thoughts, shaking his head: "Of course not."

Yan Si: "If you haven't, don't talk."

After Yan Si said this, he shook the ruler in his hand, held the two ends with both hands, folded it, stretched it, and pulled it in his hand.

Yan Si: "Okay, I won't scare you anymore, remember why I asked you to come to the grove just now?"

Xie Zhi: "...measure the clothes."

It now appears that this matter must be false.

Yan Si: "This matter is true."

Xie Zhi: "What is it?"

Yan Si: "It's about measuring clothes."

As Yan Si said, he pulled the ruler and signaled Xie Zhi to stand over.

Yan Si: "There are indeed some sizes of clothes that need to be confirmed, and I am really here to help you measure the clothes."

Measuring clothes means that Yan Si's fingers will walk uninterruptedly on his body, which means that if he wants to measure his waist, he has to raise his hands and let Yan Si do whatever he wants...

Xie Zhi glanced nervously at the small measuring ruler in Yan Si's hand, and stretched out his hand: "I... just do it myself."

"Come by yourself?" Yan Si seemed to have heard something interesting, "Are you sure?"

Xie Zhi was sure, but not very sure, but in the end, he nodded.

Yan Si handed him the measuring stick.

Yan Si: "Then measure the size yourself."

Xie Zhi: "Okay."

Yan Si: "The first size, measure the length from shoulder to foot."

...How come there is such a length that needs to be measured? ? ?

Yan Si looked at Xie Zhi's suspicious eyes with an innocent face: "I really want to measure this data. If you are making a robe, don't you need to measure the height?"

... It seems to be the same reason.

Just now he boasted to Haikou that he could do it, but now Xie Zhi has no turning back.

Shaking the measuring stick away, Xie Zhi pressed one end of the ruler on his shoulder first, then the measuring stick would hang down naturally, the vertical part is the height.

But the problem is...

Of course it is vertical when standing, but if you want to see the data next to your feet, you must squat down. Once you start squatting, there will be a drop in the vertical distance.

When squatting to the bottom, the data is completely different from the initial data.

Xie Zhi squatted down and stood up again, repeated twice, before he could think of a solution, he heard Yan Si chuckle.

Then, Xie Zhi felt his warm fingertips lightly touch his own, and the measuring stick was taken by the air.

"Come by yourself?" Yan Si smiled provocatively, "Are you sure?"

Xie Zhi: "..."

The initiative of the measuring stick returned to Yan Si's hands, and he unfolded the measuring stick. Yan Si ordered: "Open your hands."

Yan Si was standing behind Xie Zhi at the moment, his warm breath seemed to spray on Xie Zhi's neck while speaking, Xie Zhi trembled slightly, and slowly spread his arms.

Yan Si walked up to the tip of Xie Zhi's left finger, and slowly pressed one section of the ruler on Xie Zhi's fingertip, then stretched out the other hand holding the ruler directly, there was no need to fold it in the middle, Yan Si's hand was long enough to stretch Over the entire length of Xie Zhi's arm.

The two men measured the length of their arms in a way that imitated the Titanic.

Yan Si memorized it silently, and didn't report it to Xie Zhi.

Yan Si: "Then, keep this posture."

This time, the warm breath really came from behind the ears, the most sensitive ears were smoked by the heat, Xie Zhi trembled again.

However, before he could recover, a strong arm had already wrapped around his waist, pulled out the soft ruler, and lightly wrapped around his waist for a week.

Yan Si didn't come into contact with Xie Zhi anywhere, but Xie Zhi felt it was more itchy than contact.

Let the ruler circle around, Yan Si pulled it to the back of his waist, clasped the thumb with one hand, and pressed it against Xie Zhi's spine.

Xie Zhi almost jumped up when Yan Si's thumb poked him, and pinched his hip involuntarily.

Yan Si didn't notice that his thumb was stuck on Xie Zhi's data, he looked at it in disbelief, and then confirmed it again.

Yan Si: "...Squad leader, your waist circumference is only 63 cm?"

Xie Zhi was very embarrassed: "Maybe, I... I don't know."

Yan Si: "So thin? Isn't that..."

Yan Si said that it wasn't, and then he didn't know what to say next. To be honest, he didn't have a deep research on the waist. He had never talked about a girlfriend, and he didn't know what a girl's waist should look like. of.

But Xie Zhi's waist was strangled by the soft ruler, and he learned some rubbish hobbies like "the king of Chu is so thin" and "graceful" without a teacher.

Yan Si loosened his fingers, and the ruler that was around Xie Zhi's waist just now fell directly to the ground, and a small part hung softly on Xie Zhi's leather shoes.

Xie Zhi was a little puzzled, and looked back at Yan Si.

Yan Si seemed to be thinking about some important life issue, and after a long time, he looked at Xie Zhi: "Is it really that small?"

Xie Zhi: "..."

Can we stop talking about the waist? ? ? ? ?

Xie Zhi: "But...maybe."

The phrase "maybe" is really helping others, Yan Si, who was only out of academic curiosity just now, suddenly sends out some spirit of inquiry.

More aggressive practice demands.

Yan Si: "Can I... Can I squeeze your waist?"

The squad leader's waist is so thin that it seems that one hand can hold it all.

Xie Zhi stood there in shock, looked at Yan Si's hand, then at Yan Si himself, and finally, he hesitated and touched his waist.

Although... Although the other party is an idol, this request is indeed a bit...

Xie Zhi lowered his eyelashes: "...OK."

Yan Si: "Really?"

Xie Zhi: "It's really possible..."

Anyway, they are all boys anyway, and if you touch them, a piece of meat is indispensable.

When Yan Si shamelessly raised this request, he didn't think it was a big deal, but when Xie Zhi agreed, he suddenly became a little nervous.

Some inexplicable, unexplainable tension filled Yan Si's heart, but it didn't affect him slowly stretching out his hand.

Yan Si's fingertips touched Xie Zhi's waist, and with a light press, Xie Zhi stood up straight, his scalp numb.

Yan Si stared at the width of the palm, which happened to be the squad leader's narrow waistline.

Yan Si's Adam's apple rolled.

"Hey! Who is in the grove! Stand up!"

The dean's voice sounded like thunder outside the grove.

Yan Si's hand hangs down, and he puts it down with a little regret.

The sound of stepping on the lawn brought the moral education director in. The teaching director held up the mobile phone and turned on the video mode, with a smug face, almost the joy of victory in sight.

Dean of teaching: "Wow! I caught it! In broad daylight, actually fell in love in the grove—a man????"

After crossing the last tree that blocked Yan Si and Xie Zhi, the dean walked in front of them.

The dean was still holding the camera in his hand, and for a moment, he didn't know whether to turn it off or continue to record.

Yan Si remained calm, took a step forward, and blocked Xie Zhi.

But this action is useless, after all, the dean is very discerning.

Dean: "Are you that star? Are you filming today—the one in the back? The monitor of Class Two and Seven?"

Yan Si: "I don't want to shoot the teacher today, I have something to do when I come in."

Dean of teaching: "What are you talking about in the grove? What are you doing in the grove?"

Although they were two men, there was a man in the student union who committed crimes and found a boyfriend. The dean originally wanted to let Yan Si and Xie Zhi go, but on second thought, he became serious again.

Taking the mobile phone to videotape the two of them, the dean asked solemnly.

"what."

At this moment, a refined and pleasant male voice came from behind the dean, and a boy with the same neat school uniform appeared in the grove.

Whether it's the god-man who commits crimes against the wind in the dean's heart or someone else.

Yi Yu's "Ah" caught the attention of the teaching director, he looked back at Yi Yu, and frowned again.

Dean of teaching: "President? What are you doing here?"

Yi Yu: "Big class patrol—by the way, are you asking what they are doing in the grove?"

Dean of teaching: "...you know?"

Yi Yu: "If you guessed right."

Yi Yu glanced at the two of them, with the look of a savior, looked away, and smiled slightly: "It's probably the right play."

After Yi Yu said this conjecture, he explained the New Year's Day program to the dean, and the dean of moral education didn't like to listen to it after hearing a few sentences.

Damn, there is no gossip or love, who likes to listen to——

No, what he meant was that he should not waste energy on things that had nothing to do with discipline.

Yi Yu led the two of them out of the grove, crossed the artificial lake, then looked back at the picturesque grove, and said meaningfully: "It's quite romantic."

Xie Zhi: "What?"

Yi Yu glanced at Yan Si and said, "It's nothing."

The three of them were embarrassed except for Yi Yu. With embarrassment on his head, Yi Yu walked with them to the floor where the grade was located, at the entrance of the corridor, and parted ways.

"I understand that you have reunited after a long absence." Yi Yu finally said, "But it is a school after all, and there are some things, so we should take it easy."

As for taking it easy, there are a thousand answers in the hearts of a thousand people.

Yan Si looked at Yi Yu horizontally and vertically, and felt a little uncomfortable - this person peeled off the gentle and elegant shell, and there were orange fur underneath - like a fox!

Just as Yan Si was about to grab Yi Yu for a few words, suddenly a person came down upstairs in a hurry.

Zhang Dakai was holding a few teaching aids and was walking with his head bowed. When he raised his head by chance, his downward steps suddenly stopped and he was suspended in the air.

Zhang Dakai pushed his glasses, first looked at Xie Zhi, then at Yan Si.

Zhang Dakai: "Why is it you again?!"

While talking, Zhang Da lifted his phone and turned on the screen: December 23rd, the day when Yan Si was supposed to come back was clearly two days away.

Zhang Dakai: "Record in advance? Why didn't the leader notify me?"

Yan Si: "No, it was not recorded in advance."

Zhang Dakai: "Then what are you doing when you come back? As soon as you come back--"

Just wrapped up the best monitor in our class!

Zhang Dakai glared at Xie Zhi, his meaning was very clear, and he will talk to you alone in a while.

Yan Si smiled hippiely, and once again blocked Xie Zhi: "Because I was reluctant to part with the campus life, I came back early."

Zhang Dakai: "You can still be reluctant to part with campus life!"

That's true, sows can climb trees.

but……

Zhang Dakai hugged the teaching assistant, looked Yan Si up and down, and suddenly remembered that coming back this time was Yan Si's last recording in school.

Yan Xingxing debuted at a young age, and it must have been very difficult to work hard in the entertainment circle like a big dye vat. After finally returning to a simple campus environment, he would be reluctant to be here, it seems... not completely illogical.

Zhang Dakai was not used to speaking softly, so he turned around very abruptly: "Do you come back, does the principal agree?"

Yan Si laughed: "Of course, I won't just enter the campus casually."

Zhang Dakai nodded: "It's fine if the principal agrees—it's the last few days, um, study hard!"

After saying this, Zhang Dakai still snorted Yan Si, expressing his dissatisfaction with him for holding on to his excellent monitor, and then abducted him into the office with the teaching assistant in his arms.

Xie Zhi and Yan Si continued to walk forward, and walked into the classroom of Class 3 and [-] of Senior High School [-] minutes before class.

The two of them had just entered and hadn't attracted anyone's attention yet.

Just ten seconds later, there was a burst of screaming in the classroom.

"My! Oh my God!!!" Li Yiyi dropped the snacks she was still eating, rushed over and surrounded Yan Si, "Yan Si??? Is this Yan Si???"

"No deception, this is Yan Si." Yan Si generously let Li Yiyi see.

Li Yiyi: "Why are you back? Isn't it the day after tomorrow?"

Yan Si raised his hand, made a shush, then turned around and asked Shen Feiyu who was standing at the door: "Is Lao Zhang nearby?"

Shen Feiyu: "Not here."

Only then did Yan Si relax, and said in a volume that the whole class could hear clearly: "Of course I'm afraid that the rehearsal will be too late, so come back early."

Yan Si: "So, did you start rehearsing?"

Speaking of this, there's no way to talk about it—speaking of which, Yan Si, the main protagonist, is not here, so what can we rehearse for?

Li Yiyi remembered that she was now Yan Si's mother, Empress Empress, and immediately lost interest, and took a step back: "The protagonist hasn't come back, what can we arrange?"

Yan Si smiled: "Find someone to line up for me first."

Li Yiyi curled her lips: "That's all, the White Rabbit Demon is you, happiness is yours, who dares to take the horn for you."

Yan Si smiled even more happily, visible to the naked eye, with curved eyebrows.

Shen Feiyu sighed for a long time, poked Yu Ji next to him, and said sadly: "It's time to eat dog food again."

"I thought of it." It was Xu Qiao who answered Shen Feiyu.

Shen Feiyu: "... What did you think of?"

Xu Qiao burst into tears: "I thought I could eat candy when they come back!!!"

Xu Qiao: "But I didn't expect the day of eating candy to come so soon, woo woo woo."

Xu Qiao: "It's my radar of corrupt girls for many years, has it finally worked?"

Shen Feiyu and Yu Ji looked at each other, and finally, the two of them patted Xu Qiao on the shoulder.

To be reasonable, if you really have that radar, don't blush when you see the president.

"Report!!!!" Wang Jiquan's voice shattered the joy of the reunion, "Lao Zhang is here!!!"

The arrival of Lao Zhang was more terrifying than anything else. In an instant, everyone scattered like birds and beasts again, and Xie Zhi and Yan Si also quickly returned to their seats.

Before Yan Si was seated, he saw the delicate puppet next to Xie Zhi's pencil case.

When Yan Si sat down, he casually touched the puppet and held it in his hands, the lines were very comfortable to the touch.

After touching the puppet twice, Yan Si suddenly noticed that on the base of the puppet, there was a pencil writing "22."

22, is the number of days I left.

Yan Si turned around again and saw another number, which was "3".

3. It means that there are still three days left, and I will be back.

Yan Si lowered his head and smiled, then squeezed the puppet tightly in his palm, then turned his head, leaned on the table with one arm, and tilted his head to look at Xie Zhi.

Xie Zhi was pretending to sort out the history books, which seemed a bit unnatural to him.

Yan Si would not be unnatural.

Yan Si: "What about you?"

Xie Zhi paused while he was arranging the books: "I... what?"

Yan Si: "Why don't you ask?"

Xie Zhi didn't understand: "What are you asking?"

Yan Si: "Ask me why I came back."

Xie Zhi's heart felt like the land in spring, suddenly a tender seedling just broke through the ground.

Xie Zhi tried his best to keep his tone calm: "Don't you want to experience campus life?"

Yan Si shook his head, moved his arm forward an inch: "No."

That one seedling grew up slowly, and with a bang, two branches branched out.

Xie Zhi stared at the white on the top of the history book: "Then... is it because of rehearsal?"

Yan Si stepped forward another inch: "Well... not exactly."

Yan Si looked at Xie Zhi's profile and smiled: "So, do you want to ask?"

Xie Zhi lowered his head and asked softly, "You...why are you back?"

Lifting his elbow from the table, Yan Si put the puppet's hand on Xie Zhi's bench, and brought his face close to Xie Zhi's ear.

The hot air rolled over Xie Zhi's ears, and rolled into the ground in Xie Zhi's heart, urging the seedlings to grow taller quickly.

Yan Si said: "Because I missed you and our squad leader, I ran back early."

with a snap.

In Xie Zhi's heart, a brilliant flower bloomed.

The author has something to say: here comes the detailed description of the waist you want!I think Xie Zhi is also an idiot. You can turn the ruler upside down and measure it from the bottom to the foot!

And, Yan Si, do you think you are satisfied with your monitor's thin waist?