After reading the two screenshots, Yan Si couldn't help but laugh, snorted, and threw the phone back to Wang Ping.
Yan Si: "Look clearly, your Xiao Zhi is a woman, I think you are typical of eating radish and worrying about it."
Wang Ping took the phone that flew over, looked at the two Weibo posts, smiled awkwardly, and put the phone away.
but……
For some reason, Wang Ping still felt something was wrong with his intuition.
There is nothing wrong with that! !
Misunderstand! ! !Big misunderstanding! ! !
Xie Zhi hid under the quilt, and when he saw this speech, his only expression was - stunned!
When did he say he was a girl? ? ? ?
Indeed, he did have experience wearing a wig to events.
Xie Zhi's memory went back to the summer vacation when he just graduated from the third year of junior high school. At that time, Yan Si had just made his debut. He seized the opportunity of Yan Si's debut tour to come to his own city, and desperately took out all the lucky money and made a Big boxes of cheering gifts.
I worked hard to learn PS and made a long picture to post on Weibo. Weibo reviewed the aid and received the ID. When I was just about to go to see Yan Si in a mighty way——
Xie Zhi was scared.
At that time, a fan caused a sensation during the tour in S City - not because of how powerful or tough that fan was, but because he was a male fan and very handsome.
The entire fan circle was bloody for a few days because of this handsome male fan, Xie Zhi immediately persuaded, but the counseling returned, it depends on the active brother Yan Si, it still depends on it!
Xie Zhi thought it over and over again, and spent the little money left to buy a cheap wig, plus a cheap pair of sunglasses and a mask.
Wear a mask during the dog days!In order not to let everyone recognize that he is a rarity in the fan circle - a male fan, Xie Zhi really put all his life's efforts into use!
But the problem is...
Wasn't that the end of his disguise? ? ?
He clearly remembered that he was wearing a men's T-shirt, and he clearly remembered that he was wearing men's shorts. Although the canvas shoes were gender-neutral, the size of their feet wasn't a girl either? ? ?
And that wig...just a bob that just reaches the side of the face!
It is simply a model of being able to be male or female, attackable or acceptable, what's wrong!can!What about being recognized as a girl? ? ?
Xie Zhi was still rolling and struggling on the bed. The ID who said he was a girl just now came out to post pictures again. Although it was only a blurry picture of the back, it can still be seen that the back of "Xiao Zhi Da Da" is thin, and his legs are jutting out of shorts. sticking out, thin and long.
Sure enough, it's a girl!
However, although……
After this photo was posted, the online quarrel did not end.
Weibo: [Ha, you said this picture is a girl, is it a girl? ? ?He's obviously a teenager, right? 】
Weibo: [Xiao Zhi's big legs look so good, woo woo woo, I thought I loved your talent! ! !In the end, I was just greedy for your body. 】
Weibo: [Don't shift the focus, please, I really can't tell it's a girl...]
Weibo: [I also don't think it's a girl. By the way, why didn't you come out to respond when you insisted on this? 】
Weibo: [Bold open mic, it was strange that Yan Si was so sweet with Xie Zhi on the first day, could it be like this——Yan Si had already discovered that his fan was good-looking and a boy, so they started joint hype . 】
"It's so boring." Yan Si handed the phone back to Wang Ping, "These people are full and have nothing to do, thinking about these ideas."
Wang Ping: "Why don't I show you Yile?"
Yan Si: "It's really fun."
Yan Si took out his mobile phone, flipped through the address book, and called Ji Zeyang. After a few seconds, Ji Zeyang answered, and he was typing on the keyboard, crackling.
Ji Zeyang: "Hello?"
Yan Si: "Brother, it's getting cold..."
Ji Zeyang: "I know, those marketing accounts that took the lead in guiding public opinion have been removed."
Ji Zeyang: "Hang up, brother is not working for you alone."
Yan Si smiled - their team's agent was selected by Cheng Yi, and he was absolutely assured of his work ability.
Yan Si hung up the phone and threw the phone aside. After a while, he touched the phone back, held it in his hand, and opened WeChat.
There is only one on the top of the WeChat interface, and the head of the squad leader is a clear cloud. Yan Si looked at the cloud and opened his mouth, not knowing who to talk to.
"What do Xie Zhi and I have to hype about?" Yan Si asked himself.
Wang Ping raised his head, opened his mouth slightly, and looked at Yan Si.
"I am sincere to him." Yan Si closed his eyes, contentedly, "Is he to me?"
"Of course it is."
Before Yan Si made his voice out, Ji Zeyang had taken down those marketing accounts that jumped the hardest, obviously planning to wait for an opportunity to blackmail Yan Si—sometimes, the action was not fast enough, either the marketing account went bankrupt, or he lost his job .
However, although the marketing account was dropped, Ji Zeyang did not immediately clean up the online public opinion, but prepared to wait for the nature to calm down, and then invest in the water army.
There is nothing wrong with the operation, but Yan Si's fans rarely pass the test of "other people's black brothers". Seeing that the public opinion is still fermenting, they can't help but panic.
Xie Zhi stayed up in the middle of the night, staring at Moments and talking about this matter.
Circle of friends: [Isn't that weird? ? ? Brother j's level has dropped? ? ?Why is it so slow to calm down this time? ? ? 】
Circle of friends: [I'm a little panicked, what's the background of the other party?Brother Yan Si won't be caught. 】
Circle of friends: [My circle of friends is the first to rest assured, even if you fail, your elder brother Yan will not fail, how lonely it is to be invincible. 】
Circle of friends: [Although, I am so panicked...]
Just when everyone in the circle of friends was expressing their opinions, Xie Zhi's private messages, which he never closed, were filled with letters one after another.
Private message: [Mrs. Xiaozhi qwq, did you go to an alien planet or fell asleep? ?Did you see the thing online? ? 】
Private message: [Xiao Zhi Da, do you want to make an announcement or something?Will this be bad for Brother Yan Si...]
Private message: [I'm really a bit pretentious, sir, can you think of a way? 】
Xie Zhi watched the letters pouring in one after another in silence, until the phone beeped, indicating that there was still [-]% of the battery left. Xie Zhi got up from the bed, wrapped his legs around, and sat in the dark bedroom in.
The mobile phone is the only light, like a flat boat in the endless sea, fragile but full of hope.
Xie Zhi pressed his finger on the screen, he typed a line, then deleted it, carefully thought out a sentence, and finally clicked to post on Weibo.
Do this: I am indeed a girl.
Do this: On Sunday, I will post a photo of myself.
Time passed quickly, and soon, it was the Sunday afternoon that Xie Zhi promised.
There is no self-study on Sunday afternoon, which is the only rest time for the students every week. Xie Zhi returned to the dormitory, turned on the energy-saving lamps, and spread out the exercise books.
The homework assigned by the math teacher this week was rather difficult. Xie Zhi had to write for more than an hour before finishing the two big questions.
Xie Zhi raised his hands and stretched them back, at this moment, his mobile phone on the table rang.
Xie Zhi went to check, it was an unfamiliar number.
Xie Zhi took the phone and connected: "Hello, hello."
On the other end of the phone: "Hello, classmate, your courier has arrived, please go to the fence to pick it up."
Qizhi High School is a semi-closed high school, and couriers can't get in anyway, Xie Zhi quickly put on a coat, and ran to the fence next to the dormitory in the drizzle.
The courier boy was wearing a raincoat and holding two boxes. When he saw Xie Zhi running over, he was a little surprised at first, and then showed a "suddenly enlightened" smile.
Xie Zhi: "Hello, is this my package?"
Courier brother: "Don't write the name, it's Ultraman—is it?"
Xie Zhi: "...Yes."
The courier boy picked up the electronic receipt machine and scanned it, handed the courier in through the gap in the railing, and said, "What can't you write your name on?"
Xie Zhi: "..."
Xie Zhi: "No...it's hard to say."
The little Xie Zhi in his heart was startled, and his hand that was grabbing the express box trembled. Xie Zhi dragged the express box in, put the side that wrote Ultraman close to his chest, and hugged him well.
Not daring to talk to the courier brother, Xie Zhi just hugged the courier and quickly returned to the dormitory.
Walking into the dormitory in a crab-like manner, Xie Zhi was just about to breathe a sigh of relief when he met Shen Feiyu who got out of bed to drink water.
Shen Feiyu, who had long hands and feet, was carrying a kettle to pour water, and seeing Xie Zhi holding a package, he couldn't help but feel a little surprised.
If you want to say why, it may be the indescribable surprise that the gods will also go down to buy things.
Shen Feiyu put down the water glass, and talked to Xie Zhi: "Squad leader, did you buy something from Taobao?"
Xie Zhi nodded vaguely.
"Squad leader also knows how to shop online?!" With Xie Zhi's vague nod, Yu Ji poked his head out from the bed curtain.
Immediately afterwards, a third head popped out.
Xie Zhi was surrounded by three men, holding a set of unopened women's clothes, almost crying without tears.
"What are you talking about, kid? Why doesn't the monitor know how to shop online?" Shen Feiyu resolutely defended the monitor's freedom of online shopping.
The third boy - Fan Ming also nodded, and looked at Xie Zhi with concern: "Squad leader, what did you buy?"
... women's clothing.
Xie Zhi almost blurted out the phrase "women's clothing", and after a few twists and turns in his mouth, he finally stammered: "Gao... college entrance examination research and writing questions."
A small group of teaching aids, suitable for upper-middle students.
Everyone: "..."
Shen Feiyu took a sip of water, touched his little heart, and suppressed his shock: "Under Lao Zhang's oppression, you can still provide teaching aids..."
"You are really too strong."
Xie Zhi was going to come in with this box of women's clothing in his arms, and quietly unwrapped it on his seat, and then quietly went to the toilet to take a few photos and finished.
But now, the few people poking their heads out of the dormitory are obviously planning to directly see the demeanor of the monitor's "College Entrance Examination Research and Writing Questions", and no one is going to turn their heads back.
Xie Zhi stood holding the courier for a few minutes, and finally, aiming at the toilet door at his hand, he rushed in quickly.
Several people in the dormitory looked at each other.
Shen Feiyu looked at the other two upper berths, and asked, "Squad leader...do you have to take the college entrance examination and study questions when you go to the bathroom?"
"Learn from Yan Si of his family." Yu Ji was not surprised.
"Oh—" Shen Feiyu and Yu Ji nodded repeatedly.
If so, it makes sense.
The toilet is not soundproof, and Xie Zhi could clearly hear these words in the bathroom.
Xie Zhi didn't unpack the courier in the bathroom, he heard the sound of Shen Feiyu returning to the bed and the three bed curtains being drawn, and then quietly opened the bathroom door with his women's clothes in his arms, and slipped out of the bedroom.
After rushing all the way to the shower room at the end of the bedroom, Xie Zhi rushed into the most spacious shower room at the corner, closed the door and locked it, and was relieved.
Throwing the courier box on the floor, Xie Zhi squatted down and hugged his head.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh ! ! ! !
It's okay to buy women's clothes, I almost got exposed in the same bed, and I will wear women's clothes to take pictures later, and put them on the whole network.
I'm a fanfic writer! ! !How can it be so difficult! ! ! !
Little Xie Zhi was crushed to the size of one head and two big, and he and Xie Zhi kept hugging their heads, screaming.
After squatting on the floor for an indeterminate amount of time, Xie Zhi finally accepted the reality, stood up slowly, and looked at the couriers scattered all over the floor.
Putting the phone on the shower partition, Xie Zhi resignedly unbuttoned the first button of his school uniform shirt.
The white shirt fell on the ground, followed by black suit pants. Xie Zhi's feet without socks came out of the leather shoes and stepped on the cold floor, his little toe was slightly shrunken.
The black curly hair of the open express box was scattered on the ground, and on the other side, a set of ultra-short skirts fell out of another box.
Reluctantly stepping his feet into the miniskirt, Xie Zhi squatted down, pulled the sides of the skirt with both hands, and pulled it up to cover his boxer pants.
Then, Xie Zhi picked up a pure white puff-sleeve shirt next to the skirt, and put it over his body. The white shirt was too light and couldn't cover anything. He buttoned it up, and the ruffles rolled up in the center of his body. .
Finally, he picked up the long black curly hair and shaved it with the comb provided by the store. Xie Zhi put it on the top of his head, buttoned it, and put it on.
There is a very small mirror in the shower room, Xie Zhi looked inside, and saw a person with long curly hair whose nose was red from the cold, and his eyes were shining with a little light that I don't know whether it was tears or something else, it was just... simply……
Damn it's too shameful ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ! ! !
But, then again, there was no turning back when he opened his bow. After checking in the mirror that he had put on his wig, Xie Zhi could only pick up his phone, turn on the front camera, and take a few pictures of his half-length.
The light face camera is turned on, and the beauty face is turned on to the highest level. It doesn't matter if you are Xie Zhi or what kind of cling, I guarantee that your mom won't recognize you!
The face is covered with fingers, as long as it can be seen as a woman.
Xie Zhi covered his face with his hair, and just leaned the camera behind his back, ready to take a picture of his back, when his cell phone rang suddenly.
Xie Zhi was very familiar with that music, it was the voice of a WeChat phone call.
In a hurry, he took the mobile phone behind him and brought it to him, only to see the display on the phone: [Yan Si invites you to make a video call]
Are you kidding me? ? ? ?
Wearing clothes like this to engage in video calls? ? ? ?
Xie Zhi subconsciously wanted to refuse, but at that moment, he seemed to have some kind of red-green color blindness or Parkinson's syndrome.
Xie Zhi's mobile phone was held up, and Yan Si's smiling face appeared on the screen in an instant. ,
Yan Si: "Haha, monitor, it's Sunday afternoon video time again!"
At the same moment, Xie Zhi's right hand, which was not holding the phone, grabbed his wig and pulled it off.
Xie Zhi suffered from pain and burst into tears.
Enduring the pain, Xie Zhi looked at Yan Si: "Yes... yes."
Yan Si: "... Just now, did something fly over?"
Xie Zhi squinted at the wig that fell on the ground, and hurriedly said, "It's a mop!"
After Xie Zhi finished speaking, he nodded affirmatively: "The mop is down!"
"Really..." Yan Si was a little disbelieving, "It doesn't look like a mop either."
So what if you just treat it as a mop? ? ?
Xie Zhi is not good at lying, two sentences are already the limit, so he just held the phone and looked at Yan Si with a very sincere look.
Xie Zhi: "It's really a mop..."
Yan Si: "Okay, okay, it's a mop. Our squad leader said it was a mop, so it's a mop, right?"
After Yan Si said this, he looked carefully at Xie Zhi in the camera. Xie Zhi didn't know where he was standing, the lights were dim, but it didn't affect his good looks.
Yan Si: "Squad leader, you seem to look better today than usual."
A gust of cool wind came out from the ground and blew into the skirt Xie Zhi was wearing, making him feel chilly.
Xie Zhi nodded stiffly, and replied in a low voice: "You are as handsome as usual."
Yan Si raised his eyebrows, as if he was very satisfied: "Well said - well, I won't tease you anymore, how about I show you our restaurant?"
Xie Zhi: "Didn't you read it last time?"
Yan Si had already sent him a video call when he first arrived at the restaurant, and showed him the whole restaurant, from the wine cellar to the attic, everything was clear.
Yan Si: "Today is different. In order to receive a table of important guests, we have decorated the entire restaurant. Let me show you."
Saying that, Yan Si adjusted the camera of the phone to the rear, held it, and walked across the entire restaurant, looking from the beginning.
Yan Si's hand was very steady, the first thing that entered the mirror was a long table covered with a tablecloth and sprinkled with flower petals, the finger that was not holding the mobile phone entered the mirror, Yan Si pointed to the flowers on the table.
Yan Si: "Look at this, these are the flowers I bought with my own hands early in the morning, and the vases I put in with my own hands, don't they look good?"
Xie Zhi: "It looks good."
Yan Si turned the camera to the ceiling again. On the ceiling, there were large and small matte balloons hanging.
Yan Si: "I also bought these myself. Balloons are so expensive here, but ours is cheaper."
The camera swept across the balloon and passed the window when it fell. Yan Si was just about to move the camera away, and then turned the camera back.
The camera bumped forward, and then stretched out the window, Yan Si pointed at a small river outside the window. At this time, the sun had just risen, and the entire town of Country F was bathed in a light mist, which looked like something in a fairy tale.
Xie Zhi couldn't help turning his voice to the loudest, greedily listening to Yan Si's voice-over, and carefully watching everything Yan Si showed him.
Through Yan Si's lens, he seemed to have also flown to a foreign country tens of thousands of miles away out of thin air, standing beside Yan Si, watching the same morning with him, watching the small river shimmering.
Looking at the neatly arranged tables and chairs, the tableware is shining brightly, and the bouquets of flowers seem to be able to smell the fragrance from the camera.
However, Xie Zhi still wanted to see Yan Si more.
Yan Si seemed to have heard his voice, and the camera switched to the front.
Yan Si stood by the window, held up his phone, and used the river as the background, which was a bit backlit, but it couldn't stop Yan Si's handsomeness.
Yan Si asked: "Is this place beautiful?"
"It's so beautiful!" Xie Zhi nodded heavily.
"Then we can come and play together in the future." Yan Si said, and then he nodded again, emphasizing his tone, "By the way, we can come here to play on your graduation trip."
graduate?
At that time, can I still have contact with Yan Si?
Xie Zhi was slightly moved, he nodded: "Okay."
"Not good." Yan Si laughed again.
"Why?" Xie Zhi was nervous.
"One place is not enough for two months." Yan Si said, "It's better to travel around the world, let's go and see around together - I will apply for leave with my agent first."
Xie Zhi was holding the phone, his eyes were a little sore, but he couldn't help laughing.
Regardless of whether that future is real or not, this moment is enough for him.
"Dog son!"
Xie Zhi was still moved, but suddenly a familiar voice came from the voice-over - Wang Ping.
Yan Si raised his head, murderous: "Who are you calling?"
It was only then that Wang Ping noticed that Yan Si was holding the mobile phone, and it was self-evident who this bird man was chatting with with the mobile phone.
Although Wang Ping really wanted to kick him over with dog food, he also knew very well that if he didn't save face for his son in front of his daughter-in-law, he would definitely face very severe retaliation in the future.
Wang Ping quickly faltered, and lowered his voice: "I call my big brother, big brother Yan Si, the little one is wrong, it's the little one who overstepped."
"Speak up if you have something to say." In front of Xie Zhi, Yan Si didn't bother to say some swear words like "Replay if you want".
"It's like this, it's time to prepare the dishes." Wang Ping acted like a eunuch.
Yan Si waved at him, signaling that he understood, you can get out, and then pointed at the camera with a gentle face using a face-changing technique in Sichuan opera.
"I'm going to work." Yan Si said softly.
"Okay." Xie Zhi nodded, and he had to put on his clothes quickly, as this set of clothes couldn't handle the November wind.
Yan Si: "Should you say something to me?"
Xie Zhi looked at the camera, thought for a while, and finally said softly: "Then, work harder."
Yan Si stroked the top of the phone with his thumb, and said, "Remember to watch my variety show."
Xie Zhi: "Okay."
Yan Si: "Well, hang up the phone."
Xie Zhi gave Yan Si a reluctant look, and finally made up his mind and pressed the button to hang up.
Then, Xie Zhi suddenly squatted on the ground, covering his violently beating heart.
The author has something to say: The class leader of women's clothing who has not undergone beauty p pictures will not show it to others. 【clutching】
Yan Si: "Look clearly, your Xiao Zhi is a woman, I think you are typical of eating radish and worrying about it."
Wang Ping took the phone that flew over, looked at the two Weibo posts, smiled awkwardly, and put the phone away.
but……
For some reason, Wang Ping still felt something was wrong with his intuition.
There is nothing wrong with that! !
Misunderstand! ! !Big misunderstanding! ! !
Xie Zhi hid under the quilt, and when he saw this speech, his only expression was - stunned!
When did he say he was a girl? ? ? ?
Indeed, he did have experience wearing a wig to events.
Xie Zhi's memory went back to the summer vacation when he just graduated from the third year of junior high school. At that time, Yan Si had just made his debut. He seized the opportunity of Yan Si's debut tour to come to his own city, and desperately took out all the lucky money and made a Big boxes of cheering gifts.
I worked hard to learn PS and made a long picture to post on Weibo. Weibo reviewed the aid and received the ID. When I was just about to go to see Yan Si in a mighty way——
Xie Zhi was scared.
At that time, a fan caused a sensation during the tour in S City - not because of how powerful or tough that fan was, but because he was a male fan and very handsome.
The entire fan circle was bloody for a few days because of this handsome male fan, Xie Zhi immediately persuaded, but the counseling returned, it depends on the active brother Yan Si, it still depends on it!
Xie Zhi thought it over and over again, and spent the little money left to buy a cheap wig, plus a cheap pair of sunglasses and a mask.
Wear a mask during the dog days!In order not to let everyone recognize that he is a rarity in the fan circle - a male fan, Xie Zhi really put all his life's efforts into use!
But the problem is...
Wasn't that the end of his disguise? ? ?
He clearly remembered that he was wearing a men's T-shirt, and he clearly remembered that he was wearing men's shorts. Although the canvas shoes were gender-neutral, the size of their feet wasn't a girl either? ? ?
And that wig...just a bob that just reaches the side of the face!
It is simply a model of being able to be male or female, attackable or acceptable, what's wrong!can!What about being recognized as a girl? ? ?
Xie Zhi was still rolling and struggling on the bed. The ID who said he was a girl just now came out to post pictures again. Although it was only a blurry picture of the back, it can still be seen that the back of "Xiao Zhi Da Da" is thin, and his legs are jutting out of shorts. sticking out, thin and long.
Sure enough, it's a girl!
However, although……
After this photo was posted, the online quarrel did not end.
Weibo: [Ha, you said this picture is a girl, is it a girl? ? ?He's obviously a teenager, right? 】
Weibo: [Xiao Zhi's big legs look so good, woo woo woo, I thought I loved your talent! ! !In the end, I was just greedy for your body. 】
Weibo: [Don't shift the focus, please, I really can't tell it's a girl...]
Weibo: [I also don't think it's a girl. By the way, why didn't you come out to respond when you insisted on this? 】
Weibo: [Bold open mic, it was strange that Yan Si was so sweet with Xie Zhi on the first day, could it be like this——Yan Si had already discovered that his fan was good-looking and a boy, so they started joint hype . 】
"It's so boring." Yan Si handed the phone back to Wang Ping, "These people are full and have nothing to do, thinking about these ideas."
Wang Ping: "Why don't I show you Yile?"
Yan Si: "It's really fun."
Yan Si took out his mobile phone, flipped through the address book, and called Ji Zeyang. After a few seconds, Ji Zeyang answered, and he was typing on the keyboard, crackling.
Ji Zeyang: "Hello?"
Yan Si: "Brother, it's getting cold..."
Ji Zeyang: "I know, those marketing accounts that took the lead in guiding public opinion have been removed."
Ji Zeyang: "Hang up, brother is not working for you alone."
Yan Si smiled - their team's agent was selected by Cheng Yi, and he was absolutely assured of his work ability.
Yan Si hung up the phone and threw the phone aside. After a while, he touched the phone back, held it in his hand, and opened WeChat.
There is only one on the top of the WeChat interface, and the head of the squad leader is a clear cloud. Yan Si looked at the cloud and opened his mouth, not knowing who to talk to.
"What do Xie Zhi and I have to hype about?" Yan Si asked himself.
Wang Ping raised his head, opened his mouth slightly, and looked at Yan Si.
"I am sincere to him." Yan Si closed his eyes, contentedly, "Is he to me?"
"Of course it is."
Before Yan Si made his voice out, Ji Zeyang had taken down those marketing accounts that jumped the hardest, obviously planning to wait for an opportunity to blackmail Yan Si—sometimes, the action was not fast enough, either the marketing account went bankrupt, or he lost his job .
However, although the marketing account was dropped, Ji Zeyang did not immediately clean up the online public opinion, but prepared to wait for the nature to calm down, and then invest in the water army.
There is nothing wrong with the operation, but Yan Si's fans rarely pass the test of "other people's black brothers". Seeing that the public opinion is still fermenting, they can't help but panic.
Xie Zhi stayed up in the middle of the night, staring at Moments and talking about this matter.
Circle of friends: [Isn't that weird? ? ? Brother j's level has dropped? ? ?Why is it so slow to calm down this time? ? ? 】
Circle of friends: [I'm a little panicked, what's the background of the other party?Brother Yan Si won't be caught. 】
Circle of friends: [My circle of friends is the first to rest assured, even if you fail, your elder brother Yan will not fail, how lonely it is to be invincible. 】
Circle of friends: [Although, I am so panicked...]
Just when everyone in the circle of friends was expressing their opinions, Xie Zhi's private messages, which he never closed, were filled with letters one after another.
Private message: [Mrs. Xiaozhi qwq, did you go to an alien planet or fell asleep? ?Did you see the thing online? ? 】
Private message: [Xiao Zhi Da, do you want to make an announcement or something?Will this be bad for Brother Yan Si...]
Private message: [I'm really a bit pretentious, sir, can you think of a way? 】
Xie Zhi watched the letters pouring in one after another in silence, until the phone beeped, indicating that there was still [-]% of the battery left. Xie Zhi got up from the bed, wrapped his legs around, and sat in the dark bedroom in.
The mobile phone is the only light, like a flat boat in the endless sea, fragile but full of hope.
Xie Zhi pressed his finger on the screen, he typed a line, then deleted it, carefully thought out a sentence, and finally clicked to post on Weibo.
Do this: I am indeed a girl.
Do this: On Sunday, I will post a photo of myself.
Time passed quickly, and soon, it was the Sunday afternoon that Xie Zhi promised.
There is no self-study on Sunday afternoon, which is the only rest time for the students every week. Xie Zhi returned to the dormitory, turned on the energy-saving lamps, and spread out the exercise books.
The homework assigned by the math teacher this week was rather difficult. Xie Zhi had to write for more than an hour before finishing the two big questions.
Xie Zhi raised his hands and stretched them back, at this moment, his mobile phone on the table rang.
Xie Zhi went to check, it was an unfamiliar number.
Xie Zhi took the phone and connected: "Hello, hello."
On the other end of the phone: "Hello, classmate, your courier has arrived, please go to the fence to pick it up."
Qizhi High School is a semi-closed high school, and couriers can't get in anyway, Xie Zhi quickly put on a coat, and ran to the fence next to the dormitory in the drizzle.
The courier boy was wearing a raincoat and holding two boxes. When he saw Xie Zhi running over, he was a little surprised at first, and then showed a "suddenly enlightened" smile.
Xie Zhi: "Hello, is this my package?"
Courier brother: "Don't write the name, it's Ultraman—is it?"
Xie Zhi: "...Yes."
The courier boy picked up the electronic receipt machine and scanned it, handed the courier in through the gap in the railing, and said, "What can't you write your name on?"
Xie Zhi: "..."
Xie Zhi: "No...it's hard to say."
The little Xie Zhi in his heart was startled, and his hand that was grabbing the express box trembled. Xie Zhi dragged the express box in, put the side that wrote Ultraman close to his chest, and hugged him well.
Not daring to talk to the courier brother, Xie Zhi just hugged the courier and quickly returned to the dormitory.
Walking into the dormitory in a crab-like manner, Xie Zhi was just about to breathe a sigh of relief when he met Shen Feiyu who got out of bed to drink water.
Shen Feiyu, who had long hands and feet, was carrying a kettle to pour water, and seeing Xie Zhi holding a package, he couldn't help but feel a little surprised.
If you want to say why, it may be the indescribable surprise that the gods will also go down to buy things.
Shen Feiyu put down the water glass, and talked to Xie Zhi: "Squad leader, did you buy something from Taobao?"
Xie Zhi nodded vaguely.
"Squad leader also knows how to shop online?!" With Xie Zhi's vague nod, Yu Ji poked his head out from the bed curtain.
Immediately afterwards, a third head popped out.
Xie Zhi was surrounded by three men, holding a set of unopened women's clothes, almost crying without tears.
"What are you talking about, kid? Why doesn't the monitor know how to shop online?" Shen Feiyu resolutely defended the monitor's freedom of online shopping.
The third boy - Fan Ming also nodded, and looked at Xie Zhi with concern: "Squad leader, what did you buy?"
... women's clothing.
Xie Zhi almost blurted out the phrase "women's clothing", and after a few twists and turns in his mouth, he finally stammered: "Gao... college entrance examination research and writing questions."
A small group of teaching aids, suitable for upper-middle students.
Everyone: "..."
Shen Feiyu took a sip of water, touched his little heart, and suppressed his shock: "Under Lao Zhang's oppression, you can still provide teaching aids..."
"You are really too strong."
Xie Zhi was going to come in with this box of women's clothing in his arms, and quietly unwrapped it on his seat, and then quietly went to the toilet to take a few photos and finished.
But now, the few people poking their heads out of the dormitory are obviously planning to directly see the demeanor of the monitor's "College Entrance Examination Research and Writing Questions", and no one is going to turn their heads back.
Xie Zhi stood holding the courier for a few minutes, and finally, aiming at the toilet door at his hand, he rushed in quickly.
Several people in the dormitory looked at each other.
Shen Feiyu looked at the other two upper berths, and asked, "Squad leader...do you have to take the college entrance examination and study questions when you go to the bathroom?"
"Learn from Yan Si of his family." Yu Ji was not surprised.
"Oh—" Shen Feiyu and Yu Ji nodded repeatedly.
If so, it makes sense.
The toilet is not soundproof, and Xie Zhi could clearly hear these words in the bathroom.
Xie Zhi didn't unpack the courier in the bathroom, he heard the sound of Shen Feiyu returning to the bed and the three bed curtains being drawn, and then quietly opened the bathroom door with his women's clothes in his arms, and slipped out of the bedroom.
After rushing all the way to the shower room at the end of the bedroom, Xie Zhi rushed into the most spacious shower room at the corner, closed the door and locked it, and was relieved.
Throwing the courier box on the floor, Xie Zhi squatted down and hugged his head.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh ! ! ! !
It's okay to buy women's clothes, I almost got exposed in the same bed, and I will wear women's clothes to take pictures later, and put them on the whole network.
I'm a fanfic writer! ! !How can it be so difficult! ! ! !
Little Xie Zhi was crushed to the size of one head and two big, and he and Xie Zhi kept hugging their heads, screaming.
After squatting on the floor for an indeterminate amount of time, Xie Zhi finally accepted the reality, stood up slowly, and looked at the couriers scattered all over the floor.
Putting the phone on the shower partition, Xie Zhi resignedly unbuttoned the first button of his school uniform shirt.
The white shirt fell on the ground, followed by black suit pants. Xie Zhi's feet without socks came out of the leather shoes and stepped on the cold floor, his little toe was slightly shrunken.
The black curly hair of the open express box was scattered on the ground, and on the other side, a set of ultra-short skirts fell out of another box.
Reluctantly stepping his feet into the miniskirt, Xie Zhi squatted down, pulled the sides of the skirt with both hands, and pulled it up to cover his boxer pants.
Then, Xie Zhi picked up a pure white puff-sleeve shirt next to the skirt, and put it over his body. The white shirt was too light and couldn't cover anything. He buttoned it up, and the ruffles rolled up in the center of his body. .
Finally, he picked up the long black curly hair and shaved it with the comb provided by the store. Xie Zhi put it on the top of his head, buttoned it, and put it on.
There is a very small mirror in the shower room, Xie Zhi looked inside, and saw a person with long curly hair whose nose was red from the cold, and his eyes were shining with a little light that I don't know whether it was tears or something else, it was just... simply……
Damn it's too shameful ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ! ! !
But, then again, there was no turning back when he opened his bow. After checking in the mirror that he had put on his wig, Xie Zhi could only pick up his phone, turn on the front camera, and take a few pictures of his half-length.
The light face camera is turned on, and the beauty face is turned on to the highest level. It doesn't matter if you are Xie Zhi or what kind of cling, I guarantee that your mom won't recognize you!
The face is covered with fingers, as long as it can be seen as a woman.
Xie Zhi covered his face with his hair, and just leaned the camera behind his back, ready to take a picture of his back, when his cell phone rang suddenly.
Xie Zhi was very familiar with that music, it was the voice of a WeChat phone call.
In a hurry, he took the mobile phone behind him and brought it to him, only to see the display on the phone: [Yan Si invites you to make a video call]
Are you kidding me? ? ? ?
Wearing clothes like this to engage in video calls? ? ? ?
Xie Zhi subconsciously wanted to refuse, but at that moment, he seemed to have some kind of red-green color blindness or Parkinson's syndrome.
Xie Zhi's mobile phone was held up, and Yan Si's smiling face appeared on the screen in an instant. ,
Yan Si: "Haha, monitor, it's Sunday afternoon video time again!"
At the same moment, Xie Zhi's right hand, which was not holding the phone, grabbed his wig and pulled it off.
Xie Zhi suffered from pain and burst into tears.
Enduring the pain, Xie Zhi looked at Yan Si: "Yes... yes."
Yan Si: "... Just now, did something fly over?"
Xie Zhi squinted at the wig that fell on the ground, and hurriedly said, "It's a mop!"
After Xie Zhi finished speaking, he nodded affirmatively: "The mop is down!"
"Really..." Yan Si was a little disbelieving, "It doesn't look like a mop either."
So what if you just treat it as a mop? ? ?
Xie Zhi is not good at lying, two sentences are already the limit, so he just held the phone and looked at Yan Si with a very sincere look.
Xie Zhi: "It's really a mop..."
Yan Si: "Okay, okay, it's a mop. Our squad leader said it was a mop, so it's a mop, right?"
After Yan Si said this, he looked carefully at Xie Zhi in the camera. Xie Zhi didn't know where he was standing, the lights were dim, but it didn't affect his good looks.
Yan Si: "Squad leader, you seem to look better today than usual."
A gust of cool wind came out from the ground and blew into the skirt Xie Zhi was wearing, making him feel chilly.
Xie Zhi nodded stiffly, and replied in a low voice: "You are as handsome as usual."
Yan Si raised his eyebrows, as if he was very satisfied: "Well said - well, I won't tease you anymore, how about I show you our restaurant?"
Xie Zhi: "Didn't you read it last time?"
Yan Si had already sent him a video call when he first arrived at the restaurant, and showed him the whole restaurant, from the wine cellar to the attic, everything was clear.
Yan Si: "Today is different. In order to receive a table of important guests, we have decorated the entire restaurant. Let me show you."
Saying that, Yan Si adjusted the camera of the phone to the rear, held it, and walked across the entire restaurant, looking from the beginning.
Yan Si's hand was very steady, the first thing that entered the mirror was a long table covered with a tablecloth and sprinkled with flower petals, the finger that was not holding the mobile phone entered the mirror, Yan Si pointed to the flowers on the table.
Yan Si: "Look at this, these are the flowers I bought with my own hands early in the morning, and the vases I put in with my own hands, don't they look good?"
Xie Zhi: "It looks good."
Yan Si turned the camera to the ceiling again. On the ceiling, there were large and small matte balloons hanging.
Yan Si: "I also bought these myself. Balloons are so expensive here, but ours is cheaper."
The camera swept across the balloon and passed the window when it fell. Yan Si was just about to move the camera away, and then turned the camera back.
The camera bumped forward, and then stretched out the window, Yan Si pointed at a small river outside the window. At this time, the sun had just risen, and the entire town of Country F was bathed in a light mist, which looked like something in a fairy tale.
Xie Zhi couldn't help turning his voice to the loudest, greedily listening to Yan Si's voice-over, and carefully watching everything Yan Si showed him.
Through Yan Si's lens, he seemed to have also flown to a foreign country tens of thousands of miles away out of thin air, standing beside Yan Si, watching the same morning with him, watching the small river shimmering.
Looking at the neatly arranged tables and chairs, the tableware is shining brightly, and the bouquets of flowers seem to be able to smell the fragrance from the camera.
However, Xie Zhi still wanted to see Yan Si more.
Yan Si seemed to have heard his voice, and the camera switched to the front.
Yan Si stood by the window, held up his phone, and used the river as the background, which was a bit backlit, but it couldn't stop Yan Si's handsomeness.
Yan Si asked: "Is this place beautiful?"
"It's so beautiful!" Xie Zhi nodded heavily.
"Then we can come and play together in the future." Yan Si said, and then he nodded again, emphasizing his tone, "By the way, we can come here to play on your graduation trip."
graduate?
At that time, can I still have contact with Yan Si?
Xie Zhi was slightly moved, he nodded: "Okay."
"Not good." Yan Si laughed again.
"Why?" Xie Zhi was nervous.
"One place is not enough for two months." Yan Si said, "It's better to travel around the world, let's go and see around together - I will apply for leave with my agent first."
Xie Zhi was holding the phone, his eyes were a little sore, but he couldn't help laughing.
Regardless of whether that future is real or not, this moment is enough for him.
"Dog son!"
Xie Zhi was still moved, but suddenly a familiar voice came from the voice-over - Wang Ping.
Yan Si raised his head, murderous: "Who are you calling?"
It was only then that Wang Ping noticed that Yan Si was holding the mobile phone, and it was self-evident who this bird man was chatting with with the mobile phone.
Although Wang Ping really wanted to kick him over with dog food, he also knew very well that if he didn't save face for his son in front of his daughter-in-law, he would definitely face very severe retaliation in the future.
Wang Ping quickly faltered, and lowered his voice: "I call my big brother, big brother Yan Si, the little one is wrong, it's the little one who overstepped."
"Speak up if you have something to say." In front of Xie Zhi, Yan Si didn't bother to say some swear words like "Replay if you want".
"It's like this, it's time to prepare the dishes." Wang Ping acted like a eunuch.
Yan Si waved at him, signaling that he understood, you can get out, and then pointed at the camera with a gentle face using a face-changing technique in Sichuan opera.
"I'm going to work." Yan Si said softly.
"Okay." Xie Zhi nodded, and he had to put on his clothes quickly, as this set of clothes couldn't handle the November wind.
Yan Si: "Should you say something to me?"
Xie Zhi looked at the camera, thought for a while, and finally said softly: "Then, work harder."
Yan Si stroked the top of the phone with his thumb, and said, "Remember to watch my variety show."
Xie Zhi: "Okay."
Yan Si: "Well, hang up the phone."
Xie Zhi gave Yan Si a reluctant look, and finally made up his mind and pressed the button to hang up.
Then, Xie Zhi suddenly squatted on the ground, covering his violently beating heart.
The author has something to say: The class leader of women's clothing who has not undergone beauty p pictures will not show it to others. 【clutching】
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