Anecdote Book of the Second Division of the Special Administrative Office

Gu Yu is a bastard, if he hadn't insisted on treating guests to dinner that day, Shen Mo wouldn't have gotten too drunk.

If Shen Mo didn't drink too much that day, the two of us wouldn't have stripped and fucked each other's legs, and I wouldn't have become such a delusional psychopath.

Why does he still have the face to ask me for dinner?OK, I can go, but Silence [-]% can't.

When I arrived at the hotel, Gu Yu had already arrived, still wearing a black suit, standing at the gate of the hotel smoking a cigarette.

I have never been in contact with the profession of Yin officials before, and I still have the impression of the bull-headed and horse-faced black and white, but Gu Yu looks like a normal person, and almost every little girl who passes by him is looking at him.

The rate of turning heads is really high, but unfortunately, he is not human.

I walked towards Gu Yu, and when he saw me, he immediately put out his cigarette, "Come here, Li Chu, did Deputy Shen come over today?" I looked at Gu Yu coldly, "Well, I didn't ask him to come, I was afraid he would Get drunk again."

Gu Yu probably remembered the last time he was kissed by Shen Mo, his cheeks blushed slightly, "Then Li Chu, go up, I have reserved a private room."

I waved my hand, "Let's talk about it here, I still have something to do."

Gu Yu was taken aback for a moment, and said a little embarrassedly: "The little devil has already reincarnated last time, you and Deputy Shen helped him fulfill his wish and eliminate his obsession for many years, I am especially grateful to you.

There is another case recently, and it will be transferred from the first to the second tomorrow. I am also responsible for this matter. I thought it would not be good to bother you two, and I wanted to work together. "

Okay, I also know that I picked up a ready-made credit last time, so I'm not a white-eyed wolf after all.

But I don't know if it's true or not.

I took out my cigarette and lit it myself, "It's okay, you do your thing, we do ours, don't think you owe us anything.

It's hard for you to meddle in the affairs of the world. These are all our duties, so don't be too polite.

That's it, I have things to go first. "

I turned around and left, but Gu Yu came up from behind and grabbed my arm, "Li Chu!" I was already on fire, but when Gu Yu made a move, I threw him away.

"What do you want to do? Don't beat around the bush, just hurry up."

Gu Yu stared at me in a daze, his eyes suddenly filled with tears, this time I was stunned, no way, is he going to cry? "Li Chu, please don't leave, please help me, if this case cannot be resolved, I, I will have to walk around.

My magic power is low, and I have not been doing very well all the time, and I always suffer punishment from above. If I am punished again this time, I will not be able to be a yin official, and I will have to go to the Hall of Yama to be a little ghost slave.

I beg you, if you have any requirements, just ask me, I promise to satisfy you. "

I'm a person who can take the soft but not the hard, and I can't stand others begging me.

Once Gu Yu said these words, I couldn't save face and refute him no matter what.

"Okay, don't cry, such a big and tall man can cry whenever he wants, is he ashamed or not?" Gu Yu wiped his face, smiled at me with red eyes, my heart tightened for no reason, and he grabbed my sleeve .

The next thing happened almost within a second or two, I was pulled into his arms by Gu Yu, he hugged me back and turned around twice.

A pickup truck drove past the area where I was just standing, and hit the sidewalk barrier on the side of the road. The driver jumped out of the car, and black smoke billowed from the front of the car immediately.

I frowned and stared at Gu Yu, and he also stared at me blankly, with a strange and weird idea ready to come out from the bottom of my heart.

"You fucking knew I was going to have a car accident today?!"