Anecdote Book of the Second Division of the Special Administrative Office

I held the cigarette in my mouth and glanced at Li Baole and the kid, "Huh? Bare buttocks are not allowed? How about running naked?" The kid's expression became much softer, "You, you want to buy me clothes?" I Nodded, "Yes, the city is busy with Chuangwei recently, you can't run naked on the road all day long.

If Chuangwei can’t pass the evaluation, the bonus will not be issued. My mortgage, car loan, credit card, and credit card are almost unpaid, and I’m about to open the window, face the southeast and drink the northwest wind, yes Mr. Lee? "The little ghost was completely dumbfounded, Li Baole stared at me for two seconds, and said to the little ghost: "Don't worry about that crazy person, let me ask you, what are you going to do when you find your parents?"Kill them both? The kid's eyes were red, "I just want to ask them face to face, why did they leave me alone in the hospital?"Why are they so cruel?I can't figure it out, and I haven't figured it out for decades, I just have to listen to the two of them tell me. "

Li Baole took a deep breath and took out his cigarette. We both looked at each other and walked downstairs to the smoking booth together with the kid.

There was no one in the smoking booth, so Li Baole and I lit cigarettes and concentrated on puffing.

Li Baole suddenly said: "Okay, I'll find your parents for you, and after I make it clear, you will go where you should go right away, will it work?" "Okay!" The kid was very excited, and I was also very excited. Are you fooling around?The kid might be in his dozen years, and his parents might have gone back in reincarnation long ago. If you have the ability, you can look for it. I have no place to look for it.

After smoking, I took the kid to buy children's clothes, only to realize that he was ten years old, because he had a tumor and was stunted, similar to a six or seven-year-old child.

While burning the clothes, Li Baole leaned close to my ear and whispered to me, "I have hallucinogens, we will take them later, pretend to be his parents, and coax him away."

My ears are itching to death, my head is numb when I half-turn it, fuck, just talk, why are you blowing into my ears? "That's not right, Li Chu, shouldn't we both take ecstasy?" "We have to take it, and only after we finish taking it can we become like his parents."

Damn, it's still this close?I dodged back, "Then who of us will be the father and who will be the mother?" Li Baole leaned over again, "Of course I will be the father and you will be the mother."

I was so angry that I ground my back molars, "Of course, what do you mean by these two words? Why do I have to be a woman? I think you are more suitable as a woman. You are so handsome."

Li Baole gave me a blank look, and said to the little devil: "You just wait here, your parents will be here in a while."

The little ghost was wearing new clothes, and he was very surprised, "I found it so soon?" Li Baole smiled slightly, "Yeah."

Whoops, his smile is scarier than a ghost.

I was dragged out of the alley by Li Baole. He took a green pill out of his wallet and ate it. I asked him, "Is this the hallucinogen you mentioned? It won't kill you, right?" Li Baole tickled his fingers at me. , "Come here, open your mouth."

I stared at Li Baole, okay, it’s been a minute since I finished eating, and I’m not dead, it seems that the medicine is okay.

"You don't need to feed me, I can eat by myself, you can get it if you give it to me."

Li Baole frowned impatiently, "Don't talk nonsense, open your mouth quickly."

Who told me to be a deputy when the first rank of the official ranks crushed people to death?No way, just open your mouth.

I opened my mouth obediently, but Li Baole suddenly grabbed the back of my head and blocked my mouth with his mouth.

Um?oops?This is wrong!What do you mean?Why is he sucking my tongue?