Anecdote Book of the Second Division of the Special Administrative Office

After drinking and eating, the little ghost completely calmed down, "Thank you big brother, I don't have any regrets, you can send me on my way."

I also laughed, "Okay, let's send you off, brother."

Walking out of the restaurant, snowflakes fluttered in the air one after another, and it actually snowed. The next snowfall in Tianjin is even more difficult than climbing to the summit of Mount Everest.

The little ghost jumped up and down happily, "It's snowing hahaha, big brothers, look, it's snowing!" I put my hands together and recited the mantra of passing away, the figure of the little ghost gradually dissipated in the snow, turning into a golden light, rising straight Rush to the sky.

I covered my chest and spit out a small mouthful of blood. Li Baole hurriedly supported me, "A person who commits suicide cannot enter reincarnation. If you try to force him to send him to reincarnation, he will be seriously injured this time, right? You should hand him over to Gu Yu." kid."

I wiped my mouth and grinned, "It's okay, the child is so pitiful, there are so many ghosts in the city of death, he is not bad, Li Chu, don't worry, the sheep scorpion is on fire, I'll just bleed some blood."

Li Baole looked up at the sky helplessly, at this time the snow was falling even more heavily, falling like a goose feather, and falling on his face, it was cool.

I took Li Baole's hand and said with a playful smile, "Go home, little Lele, this sheep and scorpion is so powerful, I'm going to have a nosebleed, that's it, my waist is good enough, I can fight for another [-] rounds. "

Li Baole shook off me, "Call Li Chu outside."

I continued to tease him with a shy face, "Okay, Li Chu, how do you think I handled this case today? Can I get a little more bonus at the end of the month? The meal just now cost me several hundred. Can the finance department give me a report?" Is it? Oops, it’s broken, I forgot to invoice me.”

I turned around and ran back to the restaurant just now. When I came back after issuing the invoice, I saw Gu Yu coming, and the two brothers were staring at each other.

I feel that I urgently need to reverse the current embarrassing situation. With my ability, this is a drizzle, a piece of cake.

"Yo, Lao Gu is here, have you eaten yet? We just finished eating sheep and scorpions, why don't we go back and find some more?" Gu Yu's face was not very good, holding a small porcelain bottle in his hand, "Here, this is for you Old Shen."

"Well, what is this?" Gu Yu looked at me blankly, "Didn't you say, let me get you some aphrodisiac?" I laughed so hard, "Pfft, hahahahahahahahaha, okay Well, Lao Gu, you are so patient.

But today I can't eat. I ate too much sheep scorpion just now, and now my whole body looks like it's on fire. "

The snow was getting heavier and heavier, and I was holding Li Baole with one hand and Gu Yu with the other, and suddenly I felt like the aunt of the neighborhood committee was trying to persuade the couple to fight.

"Old Gu, little Lele, where are we going back? Lele's house? My house? Or Lao Gu's house? Hey, can I tell you two to stop playing Shen Shen? Fuck, you should take care of me."

Look at the awkwardness of these two brothers, well, who told me to be the Minister of Education and the chairman of the Adjustment Committee?Suddenly there is a sense of mission and responsibility with a heavy responsibility!Li Baole said in a muffled voice, "I can go anywhere."

Gu Yu continued to be in a daze, "Listen to your old Shen, I can go anywhere."

I helplessly stared at the two brothers, "Well, those who don't know think that you two are unlucky children who are easy to talk to. Walk around, go to my house, educate you two well, and get you two dragons."

Li Baole and I couldn't drive after drinking, so I asked Gu Yu to drive Li Baole's car, and listened to me babbling along the way, and I was tired of talking about myself.

It's snowing so hard, it's great, I can make a snowman tomorrow, I haven't made a snowman for many years.

I looked out the car window and giggled, and suddenly felt a little wet under my nose, so I touched it with my hand, well, it was bloody.

"Broken! Lele, Lao Gu, I have a nosebleed! Hurry up, my blood splattered in Jinmen, I don't want to die, my surname will not be Li if I eat sheep and scorpions again, and my surname will not be Shen if it's not right! "Li Baole and Gu Yu were quite united at this time, and they yelled at me together, "Shut up!"

The fifth unit is from the perspective of the ghost king Li Baole.