Anecdote Book of the Second Division of the Special Administrative Office

The three of us, no, it's two people and one ghost, or it's not right, it's one half human and one half ghost, working together for a whole night.

Compared with this time, the Chinese aphrodisiac is nothing, it's almost fatal.

For a while, Li Baole was in the middle as a hamburger patty, for a while, the two of us did Gu Yu together, and for a while, I did Li Baole, and Gu Yu gave him a job.

Anyway, when Li Baole stabilized, I had already lost half of my life, I was exhaling more and less inhaling, and I was about to burp and sell candy to Liang.

No, I'm at a disadvantage, a ghost, a half-human, half-ghost, I'm the only one.

Speaking of which, does the ghost have a few more kidneys than me?It would be nice if you could even out a few of me, I'm vain.

I lay on the bed and hummed to Gu Yu, "Old Gu, you asked your confidant to get me some yang-strengthening medicine, I can't keep an eye on me."

Gu Yu kept panting, "Me too, I can't keep my eyes on either."

I collapsed and grabbed Gu Yu's neck, shaking him desperately, "You fucking, how long will this estrus last? Whether it's dead or alive, let's have a good time!" Gu Yu's face turned green from being strangled by me, " I don't know, maybe a few days, maybe, a few months."

"A few months?! Then you can kill me now."

I ravaged Gu Yu for a long time, he cried and begged me for mercy, I was really tired, so I let him go.

I didn't know how long I slept in a daze, but Li Baole woke me up, "Hey! The case is coming, wake up quickly."

I flipped over like a carp, and I was so excited that I wanted to cry, "Xiao Lele, are you okay? Hahahaha, I really want to fuck your eighth generation ancestor."

Li Baole looked at me with the eyes of a mentally handicapped, "I will fuck your eighth generation ancestor."

I scratched my head and smirked, looked down, and Gu Yu disappeared, "Hey? Xiao Lele, did you see Lao Gu? He slept next to me just now, it's over, Lao Gu died from exhaustion, right? "Li Baole said with a fake smile, "I don't know, he was gone when I woke up, so hurry up and wash your face, the case is coming."

"Okay, let's go, let's go."

I didn't ask Li Baole about his life experience. He may need some time to digest this matter. After all, not everyone has such a smart head as me.

Amitabha, God bless him not to be in heat again, I can't do it anymore, my waist really hurts.

It was the end of the year, it was getting dark early, and the wind was still strong, so Li Baole and I rushed to a high-end residential area in Heping District against the northwest wind of force five or six.

Both of our heads are rotten chicken coops, and Li Baole's glasses almost didn't let the wind blow away.

While helping Li Baole to brush his hair, I smiled and coaxed him, "It's okay, Chu Li, his hair is not messed up, and he is energetic."

Li Baole stared at me expressionlessly, "Go upstairs."

When we arrived at the home where the police were called, a middle-aged couple in their forties opened the door.

I took out my ID and said with a smile: "Hello, the police station should have contacted you just now, we are from the Second Division of the Special Management Office of the Municipal Bureau, this is Director Li, and I am the Deputy Division Director Shen Mo.

Don't worry, the two of us will take care of your family's affairs. Keeping them is medicine until the disease is cured, and there will be no future troubles. Come on, let's go into the house and talk, okay? "The couple were so excited that they were about to cry. The matter was actually not complicated. The couple and their son who was in junior high school had just moved in for a few months, and the son became sick from fright and kept yelling that there was a ghost outside the window.

The couple didn't believe it at all, but they also saw erratic figures from the window intermittently. The two thought it was a burglar who came to step on the road. They called the police several times, but they didn't catch anyone.

Later, a neighbor told them that the house was haunted by ghosts for many years, otherwise how could it be sold so cheaply?The husband and wife were terrified this time. The old monk invited a lot, and the great dancing god also came. Not only did the ghosts on the road not leave, but they came out more diligently.

Just when the couple were in despair, the police station called, saying that the case had been assigned to the No. [-] Special Management Office of the Municipal Bureau.

When the husband and wife saw me and Li Baole, it was like meeting relatives. They held my hand, and the more they talked, the more excited they became.

I quickly appeased and said that the people's police love the people, we are all one family, never forget our original intention and keep our mission in mind, and you and I will build a harmonious society together...